Blonde Devil

Title: Blonde Devil
Author: DeityOfDeath
Archive: Yes please......
Pairings: 1x2x5, 3x4
Category: Drama, comedy, romance
Rating: PG 13 and hopefully an NC-17 sometime soon.
Spoilers: Maybe......... Episode Zero hints.
Warnings: Duo as a blonde and some extreme vengeance by Shinigami. Lot\'s of salty language.
Disclaimers: I never have nor will I ever own Gundam Wing or its chars. They are property of Bandai and a few other major companies.

* * = Duo talking to himself or thinking. In other words the Id.


Chapter 4

Duo sat in the lobby of the of the Hyatt and waited for Wufei and when he saw the young Asian coming to the doors of the building he grinned and reached into his pocket pulling out a small green jalapeno pepper and popping it into his mouth. He quickly chewed and swallowed it. His eyes watered with the hotness of the pepper and he could hardly speak let alone give Wufei an explanation. It was then that the ebony eyed beauty stopped in front of him. Duo kept his head down and waited quietly. He looked at Wufei\'s shiny black boots and tried to hype himself up.

*Ok Duo, Let\'s see how well you can act~!*

\"Duo? What happened? And where is your bike?\"

Duo looked up with tears streaming down his high cheek bones and started making muffled sounds. Wufei sat down next to him and gave a worried expression. He wrapped an arm around Duo and then with his other hand turned Duo\'s face, which was again facing down to face him once more. Duo couldn\'t help but want to drag Wufei upstairs and ravage him. But.....his plan was way.........more fun than that~!

\"Wufei..........I...........the kid.......\"

Wufei\'s eyes widened and then Wufei began shaking and making whimpering noises and shaking. Wufei leaned in and hugged Duo.

\"Is there somewhere you want to go talk?\"

Duo nodded and handed Wufei a keycard that had the room number 44 on it.

\"I...........I got a room........I wasn\'t sure whether I should come home or not........\" Duo trailed off mumbling slightly.

\"Duo~! You can always come home~!\"

Duo nodded and sniffled. And then watched as Wufei stood up. Wufei held his hand out to Duo who sniffled and wiped his eyes taking Wufei\'s hand and standing up.

\"Let\'s go,\" said Wufei as they walked towards the elevators.

\"So what floor is this room on?\" Asked Wufei as he pushed the up button.

\"The third floor,\" said Duo softly.

The elevator door opened and Wufei led Duo on, still holding his hand. The door closed and Duo smirked slightly before putting his sad face back on.

The elevator went all the way to the third floor without stopping once and when the doors opened Wufei led Duo off the elevator towards the row of doors down the large hallway. They all had 40\'s on them going in order and at the end of this hallway were room 44. Wufei let go of Duo\'s hand long enough to slide the card through the slot. He watched as the red light turned green and then he turned the knob holding the door open for Duo to walk through.

Duo walked through the door and into the room. He walked over to the bed and sat down sniffling.

*That\'s right~! Keep the act going.*

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Wufei put the \"Do Not Disturb\" sign on the door handle before closing the door and walking over to the bed which was obscured by the closet. He stopped by the closet taking off his preventeer\'s jacket and then hanging it up on a hangar before passing the closet. He saw Duo sitting on the bed sniffling. He kicked off his shoes and sat down next to Duo. He had no idea what happened to Duo but it was most likely everyone\'s fault. He had known Duo was crying in the shower, as well as the others. They all felt bad. If Duo ever got out of his depression May the God help them all~! He had a feeling the revenge wasn\'t going to feel to good. He touched Duo\'s shoulder and Duo looked up at him. Fresh tears framed that beautiful face. His eyes were like violet pools that were overflowing.

\"Would you like to tell me what happened?\" Wufei asked quietly.

Duo nodded and sniffled and then stood up.

\"Let me get some Kleenex from the bathroom. I want to use some mouth wash as well.\"

\"Mouth wash?\"

\"Yeah, I kinda threw up earlier,\" said Duo in the most saddest and sincerest of voices.

Wufei nodded and watched as Duo went into the bathroom and shut the door.


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He couldn\'t help but smile. He quickly ran some water and filled up the complimentary glass with cold water. He drank it quickly and exhaled a long breath of relief.

*The first half is over. Now comes the fun part*

He opened a bottle of mouth wash that was also left for guests and took a swig swishing it around in his mouth with vigor. He didn\'t want any traces of the pepper left in his mouth. Smell or taste wise. He gargled and then spit. He grinned at himself in the mirror.

\"You look like Shit~! Perfect.\"

He grabbed a few Kleenex\'s before opening the door and walking out blowing his nose and then using another Kleenex to wipe his eyes.

He looked at Wufei and made a weak smile \"I think I\'m ready to talk now.\"

He sat down on the bed near the headboard right next to the little dresser desk where in the first drawer he knew sat two pairs of handcuff\'s on top of the little black bible every hotel and motel provided. He also had two pairs hidden under the pillows. He drew his knees up to his chest and looked over at Wufei trying to look vulnerable and by the look on Wufei\'s face it seemed to work.

Wufei went on the other side of the head board and sat next to Duo.

\"So...Duo. Tell me what happened.\"

Duo lunged Wufei and wrapped his arms around Wufei\'s waist.

\"Ohhhhhh.....Fei it was horrible~!\" Said Duo as his left hand wandered under the pillow behind Wufei.

\"I was minding my own business. Just riding down the street and I admit my mind was wandering a little.....\" Duo saw Wufei\'s right hand near the head board railing and grinned.

\"And.....\" Wufei pressed.

\"And ......and....\" he slid the handcuffs so that they were linked around a strong metal pole on the head board. He hugged Wufei tighter and his weight on Wufei caused the Asian youth to lie back on the bed.

\"And then it happened~!\" He said loudly as he used both hands behind Wufei\'s back to snap the handcuff\'s onto Wufei\'s wrists.

\"WHAT THE HELL~!!!???\" yelled Wufei as he tried moving his wrists in front of him but instead causing the handcuff\'s the clank and rattle against the metal bars of the headboard.

Duo grinned and sat up opening the drawer and pulling out another pair handcuffs. He stood up and grabbed Wufei\'s feet. Wufei kept flailing and cursing saying many unpleasant words while Duo sat down on Wufei\'s legs and proceeded to take off Wufei\'s sox\'s. He then turned the other way while still sitting on Wufei\'s legs and unbuttoned and unzipped Wufei\'s jeans. He then stood up and quickly yanked on Wufei\'s jeans pulling them off the youths well muscled legs. He smiled admiring the view of Wufei in his black silk boxers and a black satin button up shirt.

Wufei growled and then glared at Duo. \"Is this your revenge?\" He asked between clenched teeth.

Duo smiled widely and then nodded.

\"We\'re not done yet Fei fei~!\" He went over to thick plastic bag and pulled out one of those nice little ball gags and grinned at Wufei.

\"It will seem like torture at first but then it will all sink into pleasure. I learned that lesson when I was younger.\" He looked bitter for a moment and then grinned again.

He walked over to Wufei\'s feet again and grabbed the right foot while Wufei began kicking Duo in his lower body and arms wildly trying to prevent Duo from putting the handcuff\'s on his feet. Duo managed to do it anyway and then he wrapped the handcuffs around the pole at the end of the bed before grabbing Wufei\'s other foot and putting the other cuff around it.

\"Goddamn you Maxwell~!!!!\"

Duo smiled and then took out a pocket knife. He walked over to Wufei he kept struggling in his restraints cursing in Chinese now.

\"Please stay still Fei. I don\'t want to cut you.\"

\"Then put that GODDAMNED KNIFE AWAY~!!\" Yelled Wufei as he struggled.

Duo carefully leaned over Wufei and placed the blade of the pocket knife under the material of Wufei\'s boxers, the blade facing him as he sliced down. Wufei kicked and struggled as the material of his boxers was cut from his body. He was now nude from the waist down. He glared up at Duo as he leaned over and unbuttoned Wufei\'s shirt. He undid one of Wufei\'s cuffs slipping the shirts sleeves off of Wufei\'s wrists before re-cuffing it. He did the same with the other hand and then leaned down and kissed Wufei on the forehead. He kissed lower on the bridge of Wufei\'s nose and then went down a little lower to give Wufei a full kiss on the lips.


Wufei\'s eyes closed with pleasure and he moaned into Duo\'s mouth. He felt Duo\'s hand wander lower as they made their way to his flat stomach and caressed their way down to his thighs and then they dipped into that valley that was Wufei\'s groin. Wufei made a sharp intake of breath and Duo grinned against Wufei\'s succulent lips. He ran his hand along Wufei\'s hardening shaft while he captured Wufei\'s helpless mouth and lips. He explored every crevice of Wufei\'s mouth with his talented tongue, enjoying Wufei\'s now wiggling body while he did so. Wufei seemed to be enjoying his ministrations as well. His other hand wandered around Wufei\'s body and under the lithe boy’s body until he found those beautiful golden globes. He ran his hand along them in reverence. How he loved Wufei\'s beautiful bottom. So...soft and firm. Wufei had a beautiful body.

His wandering left hand made its way down those globes and found the point where they separated and slipped his hand between them at the same time that his right hand began to stroke Wufei\'s now stiff shaft in a rhythmic fashion. As he gained speed his left hand that had been seeking that sweet puckered entrance had found its target. He touched it ever so gently and lifted his mouth off of Wufei\'s so that he could hear the whimper of excitement and pleasure come from the strong youth who was now at his mercy. He lifted his left hand out from its warm haven and brought it up to his mouth. He slowed his right hands pace on Wufei\'s straining erection as he looked down at Wufei whose eyes looked at him with a new lust. A lust he had never seen before.

\"I love that look on your face Fei Fei~! I\'ll have to dominate you more often,\" said Duo as he took his left hand and held out his pointer finger to Wufei\'s open mouth.

Wufei took the finger into his mouth sucking on it with vigor that made Duo\'s own shaft stir in its confines. He removed hi pointer finger and replaced it with his middle. When both were equally and liberally coated he arched Wufei off the bed and moved his left hand back around to the tan globes. He separated them again and found that precious puckered hole. He began pumping Wufei\'s shaft again with vigor as he inserted his pointer finger into that tender puckered hole.

Wufei arched off the bed making a mewling sound that made Duo want to ravage him then and there. He began working both hands in a rhythm that had Wufei rocking his hips against the intruding fingers. Duo added another finger causing Wufei to mewl again as he came closer to his climax. And just as quick as it began, Duo\'s movements ceased and he removed his fingers.

\"Du....Duo.......Why?\"

Duo stood up and then grinned down at Wufei.

\"We\'ll finish. I promise that. But I have another victim to call first. It wouldn\'t be fair to leave him out of our game. Don\'t you agree?\"

Duo laughed at the evil glare he was now receiving from Wufei. He lifted up the blankets from the bed and covered Wufei\'s nude body.

He then walked over to the closet and searched through Wufei\'s coat pockets until he found Wufei\'s deep blue colored cell phone. He grinned and pocketed the phone and then took Wufei\'s coat and tossed it into the bathroom before shutting the door. He walked back over to the bed where the ball gag sat and picked up the enticing little object.

\"I can\'t have you making a ruckus while I\'m gone so you\'ll have to wear this.\" He then lifted Wufei\'s head while Wufei thrashed and struggled to prevent the inevitable from happening.

Duo put the ball gag in place and then kissed Wufei on the forehead.

\"Nothing personal Fei-chan~! I don\'t want Heero to hear you either. He is the perfect soldier and that means I need the perfect trap.\"

He took out Wufei\'s cell phone and right in front of Wufei he said the same thing he had said to him over the phone. He hung the phone up and then pulled another pepper from his pocket and looked over at Wufei.

\"I hate jalapeno peppers but they get the job done.\" He walked opened the hotel room and looked grinned widely before shutting it.

\"Step one finished and soon step two. Then I have to think of a way to pay Tro-kun and Quat back.\"

He began walking done the hall whistling \"one minute man\" by Missy Elliott.

To Be Continued..........


Duo: God I love revenge~!

Kat: I know.

Wufei: I WILL HAVE JUSTICE~!

Duo and Kat: ::Take out ball gag and rope. They tie and gag Wufei::

Kat: Much better~!

Duo: Sadly, I\'ll have to agree.