Family Therapy
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Family Therapy
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Sequel to Group Therapy
Which
was the sequel to Mental Therapy, Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.
DISCLAIMERS and CAUTIONS:
it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn’t enough.
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little anng chg children.
I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it’s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
universe has gotten huge, hasn’t it?)
Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) have passed. So
there will be ‘lust-crazed’ sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex.
Goten. (he’s a warning all his
own.)
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter like Hormone
Therapy.)
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Trunks would handle all the ‘Why’s the hamster on its back with its feet in the
air?’ type questions while Goten handled all of the ‘What were Grandpa and
Grandma doing?’ type questions. It was
really the only way to go about it.
Because if Aya had come to him bearing a dead hamster and asked why it
had died, he probably would have dissected it in front of her impressionable
little eyeballs and told her medical fact about how exactly it had died.
that was such a great idea. (In fact,
thus far, the only thing that Aya had seen her father dissecting was a grasshopper
and those weren’t interesting.)
Still,
he wasn’t so sure he handled the sex questions with any sort of finesse.
when he explained sex to her, she had crinkled up her nose shouted “THAT’S
DISGUSTING!” and ran as fast as her adorable legs could carry her.)
blinking over and over, like her poor mind haen fen fried beyond all ability to
think.
He,
then, was forced to leave the cage be, and pick her up, set her on the
worktable and flicker her on her forehead until she blinked.
shoulders and said: “Daddy, where do babies come from?” all quiet and whispery
like.
“Uh…”
basics. “It’s that thing Grandma and
Grandpa do all the time. But daddy…”
she said this very quietly and solemnly, “Grandma’s not a girl.”
Ah.
from a line of scientific freaks of nature.
“No, he’s not. I thought you knew
that.”
“Where
do babies come from?” she asked again.
So he
huffed. “Alright, lets start with the
simple things. Babies come from
sex. A man and woman have sex and…”
“But,”
Aya interrupted him, “You didn’t say anything about babies when you told me
what sex was.”
True.
But he had given her a rather long medically graphic explanation of the
biological processes involved in sex.
Which had confused and disgusted her.
(That was the point, of course.)
“Alright, you remember that boys and girls are different, right?”
have sex, there is a fluid exchange.
Boys have sperm and girls…well, they have eggs, but that’s not really a
fluid. So, anyway, the sperm is
released during sex and it makes its way to the eggs.”
“How?”
“Sperm
swims.” Her eyes got huge.
get together, there is a baby.”
“But,”
she said again, “Grandma’s a boy.”
“Right.
Aunt Bulma decided to do something to make him less mean, and so she gave him
this thing called hormone therapy which allowed to to have female parts as
well as male ones. So he can have
babies now. Your mother’s the same way;
only he wanted to drink the hormones so we could have babies.”
Aya
stood still for a moment, looked at the door when Trunks entered, and then
looked back at him. “Okay.
I’ve got to go tell Bardock and Masuyo now.” She jumped down and moved toward the door.
mission was always to prove the boys wrong somehow.)
“Hey,”
he said, “Whatever you do, don’t try and show them what I told
you.” Which earned him a strange look
from his daughter and an absolutely bewildered one from his mate.
“Do I
even want to know where that warning came from?” Trunks asked.
table and flopped back in the chair.
“Or is this one of those stories that only Gina finds amusing?”
“Does
it involved me and Vegeta doing things that brothers just ought not do?” he
asked, smirked—because it made Trunks squirm—“Nothing bad, if that’s what you
mean. But when we were younger we had a
mighty long and interesting argument over male anatomy.”
~~~***
Vegeta
had wrapped his hand around Goku’s erection and was holding onto it rather
tightly. Keeping him just bare inches
from where he wanted to be, and he whimpered, felt his arms shaking as he tr
to
to keep himself from collapsing onto his mate (who was under him, in their
room, on their bed.)
“Kakarot,”
Vegeta said—in that, I’m tired of getting fucked type voice—“You have two more
days.” Glared at him and got the point
across that this time—finally—he was dead serious. Hn. So now Goku only had
two days to get his mate pregnant.
Wonder what he was going to be doing for the next two days.
“Okay,”
he said, wiggled and tried to get away from the hand that was just a bit too
tight for his comfort around his erection, and Vegeta seemed to think that his
point had been gotten across, because he released him, moved his own legs so
they were wrapped around Goku’s waist, wrapped his tail around the wrist next
to his chest and murmured something when he was invaded.
Now,
Goku could have sworn (many a year ago when he had still been married to
Chichi) that he would have spent the better part of his life avoiding this very
activity that he loved to do with Vegeta as often as possible.
on his poor eardrums. Took too long and
never paid off.) He loved his children,
but the real joy of that hormone therapy fiasco years ago was that he now knew
how lovely sex could be. Because n
as
as Vegeta dragged his hands down his back and curled his legs ter aer around
Goku’s hips, he understood that sex wasn’t all ‘yes dear’ and ‘whatever you
want dear’ and bad experiences.
(He’d
never had a bad experience with Vegeta.)
He
dropped down to his elbows and kissed Vegeta, tasted his mouth and dug his
knees into the bed to push into him harder, felt the quivering that overtook
all of Vegeta’s body until he was shaking and gleaming in the light of the
room, and he kissed him still, felt the hardness dig into his stomach and the
heated slide of it against his skin, and the way he sank into Vegeta, the
pleasure and the electricity of that touch as if it hadn’t been years that he
had done this.
Felt Vegeta’s
tongue on his and the hands tightened on his shoulders, a thumb pressed into
that mark from his mate, and he shuddered, ran his teeth over Vegeta’s tongue
and moved one of his hands down, to his hip, wrapped his fingers around the
slim side and held him, just lightly, felt the slick skin and the warmth as he
flushed darker and whimpered deep in his chest.
Smiled
into the kiss as Vegeta arched under him and asked for more without a word.
~~~***
Vegeta
(twin) loved his brother and trusted his brother and understood that sometimes
there were things that Goten just did not tell other people because somehow the
fact that everyone else did not know escaped the attention of the genius.
to explain this cage thing to him (even if the idiot had been building it for a
full two months now without so much as a peep of his intentions.)
all the children of the family (Pan, Analu and Amaya included) standing around
the cage and trying to wiggle their way through the bars, he decided that
perhaps it would be best if he just beat the answer out of his brother.
the littlest, struggling to get even her legs through the bars) if Goten had
gone nuts, this cage of his would definitely hold.
Hell,
Masuyo was a Super Saiyan, trying to bend the bars outward so he could get
through and thus far all he seemed to have accomplished was getting blisters on
his hand. Presta gave the cage a
withering glance and stood inside of it, but didn’t try to get out.
hell it was her father thought he was doing.
Aya
stopped trying to wiggle through the bars, grabbed Bardock and Masuyo and
pointed downward, and the two boys nodded, reached down, wrapped their fing
aro
around the bars on the bottom and lifted it up, as far as it could go on their
legs, and tiny little Aya slipped right out the bottom, and scrambled over to
her father.
“Thanks
guys,” Goten said. And the kids all
crowded around him, jumping up and down and shouting until he handed out the
candy and (to Presta and Pan) money.
Then they departed in a screaming throng of Saiyan enthusiasm.
“So,”
Vegeta said when they were all by themselves, “Just what the hell are you doing
here, Goten?”
His
brother walked over to the cage, grabbed partpart across the bottom and flipped
it up to where the bottom was facing him, and then he gave it a sneer, walked
over to the wall where these specially made beams were and set about bringing
them over so he could fill in the gaps.
“Goten,”
Vegeta said again.
But
his brother turned around and looked at him with that strange sense of dead
seriousness. That foreboding sigh and
all of a sudden, whatever this was, it wasn’t a joke. It wasn’t something humorous or stupid or a new experiment.
that Goten felt it.
“You
can’t tell anyone,” his brother said to him, “Not Mom, or Dad or Gina.”
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35
words. Think of the explanation you
could have gotten in 35 words
Gk: Or the bestest of of sex I could have gotten!
Vegeta: I am the
best part of sex.
Trunks: Well, aren’t you getting arrogant in your
advancing age?
Lil’Geta: *cough *
Goten: *snort
* What do you mean ‘advancige’?ge’?
Gina: Come on,
there had to be a time before he was like this.
*family of Saiyans all look at one another questioningly *
Gk: I like sex.
Lady Lupin:
No
fair. That does suck.
Macha:
*bequeathes
the Map of Saiyan Rutting, which will show the way. * Just so you don’t get lost.
EleneK:
Ah.
in common with his Mommy.
*sighs
* Amaya and Analu were briefly mentioned
in this chapter. Will do more with them
later. I had every intention of
bringing them up before you said something about it. *pouts * but I suppose
its nice to have people to kick me and tell me I’m abusing characters.
Webtester 01:
Goku.
*struggles to think * Wait…
*still thinking * …
Jaygoose:
Lol.
smart.
Lenora:
…
I’m not so sure about that cage being for one of the daughters.
whatever youuuuuuuuuuu think.*is too busy being cryptic to notice
chains. *
Ginia:
>
Gasp.
about the puppies. *sheepish grin * Uh,
there are three puppies. Two white one
dark brown. The Mama is fine.
an
style="mso-spacerun: yes"> That first day she wouldn’t nurse, but as it
turns out, it was because she was still in labor. Poor girl.
The cage is not for the
puppies, though. It’s much too large
for that purpose.
Majin- Bulma:
Presta
is 15, Pan is 14/15, Analu (Gohan’s son) 10 Bardock is 8, Masuyo 7 Aya 6 ½ and Amaya (Gohan’s daughter) is 6.
Twins 24 (plus those 4 years they spent traveling through time) Trunks is 26
(he was eighteen when Goten first found him) and Gina is 24.