A King With Chaos
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A King With Chaos
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Sequel
to A Prince Among Men (henceforth known as APAM)
Side
Story to Family Therapy (which was a sequel to Group Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed, and Hormone Therapy.)
Things I figure I should say:
a.
I’m not sure that anyone would want me to own DBZ, DB or DBGT
because I’d probably do something really odd with it. Thusly, I have come to the sad conclusion that I will never own
it. No profit will ever be made.
rubbing it in.
b.
it’s not necessary to read all of the therapy fics, but it is necessary to read
APAM. Otherwise you might be
confused.
c.
descriptive like) SAIYANS (thusly, violence, bad language dirtiness, lewd
displays.) All my original
characters: Red, Goten, Lil’Geta,
Caradoc (sigh, yes he’s still alive) and Presta (as well as Bardock’s other son
Tuari.)
d.
Sex. Saiyan home planet (which I
hear is named Vegeta-sei. Yay!)
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Commander’s tent and she ducked inside to see Bardock glaring at a piece of
paper with all sorts of dislike and hate.
“Shit.” And he sat down, his
tail curled around the chair back and flicked back and forth.
“What
is it?” she asked. Leaned over the
table to look down at the paper that was covered with printed out Saiyan (a
language that she couldn’t read anymore thanks to all those years of having to
learn the other world’s language.)
“Okay,” she said and leaned back, “What is it?”
“Presta,”
Bardock said—he looked pretty damn decent for a ninety-something fellar.
He leaned back and looked at her.
“What the hell are those idiots here to do? It cannot just be here to let you indulge nostalgia.”
“It’s
not nostalgia,” Presta snapped, “I was born here, Bardock, this is where I
should have stayed. Their fucking world
is boring as hell. They never fight,
they’re the last of the Saiyans and all they do is fuck and have kids.”
Bardock
didn’t look like he was buying it.
“Gohan
really wanted to…”
“That
kid didn’t want to come here. He left
this morning with Caradoc looking like someone had gutted him.
said he wanted to be here. And you
should be watching his ass before someone else is.”
“Gohan
can handle himself.” She pouted
then. Because she really did want to
come back here. Because the other world
was boring. It was her father’s world
absolutely, only his because he had made it that way. Him and Vegeta, they had taken over the whole damn place and she
was sick of them now. “Besides, it’ll
be good for him to find some male companionship.”
“Right…fucking
the second heir to the throne is always a good plan. What happened to the last guy that did that…”
Right. He sits on his fat ass at
the palace all day long and sends me letters about how boring his life
is.”
“Kakarot
always was a pansy,” Presta sighed, gave him her best little girl look and it
was probably ruined thanks to the smell she was giving off.
mostly he’s only interested in Vegeta.”
Then she stood up. “So, what are
we going to do today?”
~~~***
A
rather large, furry chipmunk type animal was talking to him.
in the hell the thing was saying because it’s cheeks were all full of
nuts. So everything it swas
was
interrupted by flying pieces of nut-shell, except that by the time they should
have hit him they had turned into brightly colored fireflies that were floating
around his head.
“Oh,
this cannot be real,” he murmured to himself, and narrowed his eyes, turned his
head and found that there was an IDENTICAL chipmunk standing next to it,
frowning (as well as a chipmunk with a mouth full of nuts c fro frown) and it’s
skinny little arms were over its furry chest.
He blinked a lot, turned his head the other way and was struck with the
strangest sight he had ever seen.
Because
he could have sworn that Vegeta (his mate) should be standing at the end of the
rather large bowl of pudding, but it was a bunny. A bright green and pink bunny with a scowl and its foot was
tapping. A lot.
at it, it dropped down to all fours and started hopping around the room.
“Wha…?”
fell back, landed in the cool pudding and hoped that hen’t n’t drown.
~~~***
Caradoc
wookiooking at him. Well.
They were the only two of them here, and he was talking, and thusly,
naturally, he should be looking at him.
But the thing that he was most uncomfortable with was the way that
Caradoc was LOOKING at him. Giving him
his undivided attention. And he was naked.
Both
of them were naked.
He
should not be naked around another man.
He wasn’t an idiot. All Saiyans
ended up in the sack with whoever they looked at naked, it seemed, and he
wasn’t so sure that he was quite ready for people to be looking at him naked,
especially if that people was a male people.
Caradoc
gave him a half-grin. An amused little
smile, and then said—interrupted his rambling: “You’re a virgin aren’t
you?”
Uh.
question? Should he lie?
next time he saw them and then take home their little bitty pieces home to their
parents and tell them that it was a horrible accident with a blender.
“I
thought so,” Caradoc said. Kept his
distance for a moment then moved over to him, really quickly really, and Gohan
backed up until he found that his back was up against the shore, and he was now
trapped under Caradoc. Not exactly
where he wanted to be. Especially
considering that whole…naked thing. His
tail wiggled out from under him and started to wave back and forth next to him
without his permission (one of the reasons why he didn’t like having a tail.)
tail, grinning, and then back down at him.
“Remember all those times I told you that if I wanted your ass…?”
He
nodded, felt himself licking his lips and didn’t mean to.
“Of
all the times I wished I had a camera,” Presta said (in English) as she fell to
her knees next to them and put her hand on Caradoc’s back.
Caradoc
didn’t seem to care that she was there, he was still looking at him, and that
was just a bit unnerving. (Mostly
because he could feel the whole body shudder that went through the second heir,
and he knew that a really sharp, really evil looking knife was right there on
Caradoc’s thigh and that he was fast enough to kill one of them (or take off
certain rather important body parts.)
“Hands
off,” he said back to her, but didn’t look away from the eyes.
lighter colored.
“Right,”
Presta said, “Well, I’m going to bathe,” she was talking in Saiyan now, “Feel
free to fuck all you want.” Yanked off
her clothes, dropped them on the shore and drifted into the water.
being naked because she was Goten’s child and nobody that shared that man’s
genetics would ever give a damn about being naked.
“Later,”
Caradoc said, moved away from him, back into the water, where Presta was
warming up the very chilly (oh…he was happy for that chill now) water with her
shining body heat.
~~~***
Goten
was hovering. He knew he was hovering,
and he was okay with it. Hovered next
to his brother who was standing just inside the doorway that led to the King’s
‘official’ rooms or whatever. They were
the rooms where people came to talk to Vegeta, and right now a certain unhappy
duke was in that room with him.
Throwing his daughters at the King with carelessness, and Goten
grinned. Oh, they were all in for the
shock of their wee little lives in a few months weren’t they?
“Goten,”
Vegeta whispered, “Something’s very wrong in this world.”
“You
mean, other than the fact that we completely fucked it up not once but twice
and now are here to do it one last time?”
Kakarot, dear now partly female Saiyan-mate to the King, was sleeping
back in the royal chambers and ever so often shouting about how he was drowning
in pudding and he didn’t like vanilla pudding.
They had tried to help him out, but every time they saw him he whimpered
about nuts or something, and Vegeta hadn’t stuck around for that part of the
drug’s effect. (He couldn’t honestly
say that he knew anything about it.
Trunks hadn’t gone all psychedelic on him, and their mother said that
everything turned into vegetables and what not.)
“No.
There was the sound of footsteps disappearing, and then he pushed the
door open and Goten looked over his brother’s shoulder to find that they were
looking at a rather familiar person that didn’t fit. “That doesn’t belong here?”
Goten
moved forward and concentrated on his ki, as the kid talked to Vegeta, and by
the sounds of it, Vegeta wasn’t too pleased with what he was being told.
bring Caradoc back or some shit like that, but Goten had just handed the king
a… “Oh shit,” he whispered, “Vegeta I
think we’ve really done it this time.”
“WE?”
“Come
on, we’ve got to grab that guy.”
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*sigh* Missing words. You guys
don’t mind do you?
Kakarot: Don’t eat me!
Caradoc: *glares at Presta *
Presta: Hey…don’t be glaring at me.
I got my sense of timing from my father.
Caradoc: *glares at Goten*
Goten: *is busy *
Vegeta: *sigh * Can’t we just get
laid?
Wow. Bad me, no
responding for chapters. *sobs *
responded (doesn’t look like it.) So we’ll
just do responses to all reviews!
Angry Monkey:
Aw.
I couldn’t come up with a title to save my life.
Webtester01:
Lol.
folks’ kneecaps. *thinks ‘bout it*
Yes,
there does seem to be some chemistry between Caradoc & Gohan.
Yes,
Kaki drank that hormone therapy. Now he’s
seeing chipmunks.
Jaygoose:
*shudder
* I remember hating
Caradoc. *sigh *
*pictures
Gohan walking up to folk and asking for ‘it’ *
*falls out of chair laughing like mad *
Oh…I just saw an episode with him all dressed up as the great Saiyaman.
Ginia:
Lol.
EleneK:
Ah.
already explained that, I think. You
wouldn’t want Gohan getting special attention from Bardock because that just
adds trouble. And sheesh, everyone is
saying that Gohan can fight. (*stifles
urge to scream about how she doesn’t like the brat *) And yes, he can. And he
will.
I’ll
leave you to develop your own opine about Caradoc. *sobs because she killed EleneK. * Come back! Come back!
es
es
and no Gohan needs Presta. Because Presta
knows more about that world than Gohan does, Presta speaks the Saiyan language
a lot more fluently than Gohan does. In
a fight does he need her? He does train with the twins
fights dirty, Goten fights crowds. So
he’s great in a fight.
Mechanical Butterfly:
Lol.
I liked the Kakarot title too.
But it wasn’t ‘broad’ enough. I
think Caradoc is the most saiyan name I’ve ever managed to use.
‘Geta and Goten won’t power up Caradoc, the only reason they powered up
Vegeta was to let him take the throne.
Macha:
GASP!
Aw,
Lil’Geta has found his parents in many interesting positions.
Lil’Bardock would probably die. But
that’s just because he’s young.
Lenora:
O.o?
there.
Awww.
fault. And you have fun with Trunks
since Goten’s not going to be having fun with Trunks for three months.
*runs
away in place of answering question aboutadocadoc/Gohan *
*pant, pant*
Never getting that behind on responses again! *Falls over dead *