Lena kitty

Title: Lena Kitty
Author: DBZVelena
Disclaimer: All disclaimers ever created for fanfiction, here apply.

Note: You asked for it, you got it. LOL, I think I like writing it as much as you guy's like reading it.
No animals were hurt in the making of this fic. And it has the official paw of approval from my cat Lucky,
The inspiration for this fic.

Chapter 4

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The door of my cage was opened and I came out. I had figured out that cages are not just for the pound.
They were also used for travel. And that's what Duo human used it for. I looked around,
the place was very different from our old place. Cleaner too, no mice here.
And long drapes to climb in. I liked it already. When I looked around I saw that Heero human was not here.
Strange, I had thought he'd sleep with my Duo human. Apparently not, ow well I don't mind.
More room on the bed for me. I checked under the bed, might have some mice there...
Nope, the whole place mice free. Not that our last place had any mice, just big ugly bugs. And they tasted bad too.
I looked back up at Duo. Meow? Why are we here? Didn't you like our last home? Well I can understand that,
no big drapes to climb in, or mice to hunt. But there aren't any mice here either.
Then Duo human threw my toys at me. I jumped after them, a second later I heard the door close.
What? your locking me up in here? alone? No way!
I looked at the door. First I tried scratching it, and meowing loudly. No response.
Next I tried to get my nails between the door and the wall. But I couldn't get it open.
How do humans open them anyway? I thought about it, ow yea they push that thing in the middle down.
I can do THAT, that's easy. I jumped on the bed, to the table next to it, big leap on to the dresser next to the door.
Ok, all I have to do is land on that thing, my weight will push it down I think.
So I leaped, and landed draped over it. Ooof, that hurt. Then the thing went down and I slid off,
landing on the floor with a bump. But it had worked, the door was on a crack. With a lil bit of effort did I get through.
Doors are not made for cats that's for sure. I looked around for my Duo human, nuthing just a lot of carpet.
If I can't see him, I'll track him down. So I sniffed and I found his trail easily, the smell of his boots obvious to any cat.

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"Now you stay in this room Lena, this house is to big for you to wander around. And I don't want you to get lost."
Duo opened the travel cage. They had relocated to one of Quatre's mansions. But since the place was huge,
Duo didn't want to have to look for Relena in case they had to relocate again. "I'll bring you some food later ok?"
Duo threw the cat toys in to the room. "Here, have fun with these." He really didn't want to lock her up like that,
but he had no choice. As he closed the door he hoped she wouldn't ruin the drapes.
Duo walked down the hall towards the staircase. Wile passing Heero's room he saw through the crack in the door.
Heero was busy behind his laptop again. //God doesn't that guy ever rest?// Shaking his head Duo walked downstairs,
towards the game room. //I'll shoot some pool before dinner.// He was halfway down the stairs when a meow caught his ears.
Turning around Duo couldn't believe his eyes. At the top of the stairs sat Lena,
looking at him as if he had committed the ultimate crime. //And I probably did in her eyes.// Duo laughed.
"How on earth did you get out of that room? Dumb question, you prob used the door. Well if you insist on coming..."
And Duo went back and picked Lena up. setting her down on his shoulder. "Hold on Lena."
Then Duo resumed his course for the game room. //If she can open doors it no use locking her up.// And Duo smiled,
cus he didn't have to lock up his pet in their room.

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I followed the trail down the hall, till it crossed with another trail. Heero's trail, I wonder.
Peeking through the crack I saw him playing with his black thing. And I knew better than to disturb him.
So I kept following Duo humans trail. When I turned a corner I saw this huge staircase,
much much bigger that the one at our old home. And that one had been big too. And on it, on his way down was my Duo human.
I meowed to let him know that I was on his trail. Then he turned, saw me and picked me up.
If you lock me up again, I'll just escape again Duo human. I meowed at him. And instead of going
back to our room we went down the stairs and to a room with this weird green table. He sat me down on the edge of it.
Then he placed a lot of balls in a black triangle thing. and a white ball away from it. I observed Duo with interest.
Humans do the strangest things, did you know they enjoy making them selves wet? And they don't bath them selves.
No wonder they smell so strongly. Do Duo does sometimes cleans his hands, I have seen him do it when he's done eating.
So they are a little clean. I lick my self wile I muse about humans and their strange ways.
Then I see Duo do the most strange thing. He ticks balls around over the green table. But not with his hands no,
he uses a stick. Why would you use a stick when you can use your paws. Dumb human, wait I'll show you how.
And I pounce one of the balls, It roles strait in to a hole in the corner. See, that's how ya do it. He laughs,
but he doesn't seem to understand what I'm telling him. So I pounce again, this time the ball hits
some other balls on the table. But Duo seems to either not get it, or he's to stubborn to try any other way
than with his stick. Ow well, its a fun game anyway, even if the balls are a bit big.

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"I'll show you how to play pool Lena." And Duo drops Lena on the edge of the pool table. Then he sets up the table.
//Its really to bad that ever since Trowa and Quatre got together they spend all their time together.
Wufei won't play cus he's busy with his katana's. And Heero has his laptop. Well at least I have Lena,
even if she won't talk back.// Then Duo starts shooting several balls in to the pockets. This attracts Lena's attention,
and before Duo can make another shot, Lena has pushed one in the pocket. "I didn't know you knew how to play pool.
So wanna beat me? Go ahead ant try." And together they play the rest of the afternoon.

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I walk down the main hallway. I played with Duo human that ball game for several hours.
But then I was bored with it so I decided to investigate. That's when I notice the stiff huge human.
He's talking to the wall, and he's even taller than Trowa human. And that's tall, cus Trowa is the tallest of all five humans.
Then I notice Heero coming down the stairs, but he's not happy. I wonder when Heero is ever happy.
He's dragging his feet over the ground. Not a lot, just a tiny bit that you can only hear with cat ears. I guess I'm a cat.
Then the stiff board like human opens the door. And another human is revealed, she rushes at Heero and
drapes her self all over him. I wait with a smug smile for the omae o korosu that Heero always makes when Duo does that.
None comes, why doesn't he omae o korosu that human? How I know its a she? cus she smells like flowers,
so much so that it reeks. Ugh, I don't like her. I guess he doesn't like her either, cus he pries her offa him.
Why didn't you omae o korosu her Heero? I think I'll follow them. They walk in to another room.
There is a couch there, and they sit down on it. I decided to show my self. So I jump on the couch as well,
and drape my self on Heero's lap. I don't know who you are missy, but Heero is one of MY humans. He belongs to my Duo human.
I glare at the girl, but she doesn't seem to notice. So I decide to show her I mean business.
I jump from Heero's lap on to her dress, nails out. Making long tears in her dress, I hiss at her fiercely. Hissss hisss.
My tail stands on end and all my hair stands up, I look like a ball of wool. A dangerous ball of wool,
but wooly none the less. I wished I was bigger, then I'd be scarier. But the girl screams and starts yelling,
I guess I'm scarier than I thought. Then she ran for the door, I smile ya could actually see
that she wore the same pink underwear underneath that pink thing she wore. Then I turn towards Heero,
I see the glare in his eyes. Oi, am I in trouble again? I throw my ears flat and try to back away from him.
Then he laughs, I have never heard him laugh before. He picks me up and those blue blue eyes look at me.
Then he smiles. "I ow you one Lena." I wonder what He meant by that.

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Heero hears the internal intercom ring. Heero picks it up, only o hear that Relena has found them again.
And was currently driving up the driveway. //Great her again. Girls can't live with them, can't kill em.//
Reluctantly Heero goes downstairs. //I hope she won't stay to long, she tends to mess up our missions just by showing up.//
When the door opens a perky Relena rushes at him, hugging him fiercely and effectively knocking the air out of him lungs.
//Damn there goes my Omae o korosu.// "Come on Heero, lets drink some tea. You just "Have to" tell me what you've been up to.
I haven't seen you in such a long time." //Just three weeks, but who's counting.// Heero sat down on the couch next
to Relena cus she hadn't let go of his arm yet. Then Lena jumped in his lap. //I guess Duo couldn't keep
her in his room after all. That big softy, that cat walks right over him.// "Awwww what a sweet little kitten.
Is he yours Heero?" "She is Duo's cat, her name is Relena." //And she's a nuisance just like you!//
"Relena? Duo named his cat after me? I didn't know he liked me. How sweet of him to name his cat after me."
Relena tries to pet Lena, when Lena has had enough and pounces. With in seconds Relena's dress is torn to pieces.
It happens so fast that Heero had to blink before he registered what had happened. He looked at Lena
that had her hair stand on end, then at Relena who was screaming hysterical. Suddenly Relena gets up and runs off.
Heero glares at Lena. "Bad cat." But then he realizes that Lena might have felt his unease and had decided to defend him.
Suddenly Heero realizes the way Relena had looked with her dress torn up and screaming.
The mental picture is so funny he starts to laugh. Picking up Lena Heero smiles. "You did me a big favor ya know that?
I ow ya one Lena." Still smirking Heero drops Lena back on the floor. Then Heero gets up and goes back to his laptop.

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He's not mad at me. He even laughed. Well next time I see that girl again I'll do it again.
If only just to make Heero Laugh again. To bad Duo human hadn't been there, I'm sure he would have liked to see Heero laugh.
Where is Duo anyway? I run out of the room and go looking for my human. To show him the piece of pink cloth I got from
that girl. Maybe he'll let me play with his tail fur thing again. Its been a wile since we played that game.
And go looking for Duo.

TBC?