Snow White and the Seven Bishonen
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Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
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Category:
Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
2,944
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Beyblade, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
FINALLY!!!
Okay, first off, I am really sorry, I am not updating like I planned, but it's difficult when you are exercing your non-existant talent at packing THREE WEEKS BEFORE YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR LONG AWAITED HOLIDAYS! So ya, I really AM sorry.
I will update some time before I leave for my vacation, and I promise a very lovely chapter.
Aka: ENJOOY! Or else... I will send the Ultimate Tyson-eat-it-all on you... muahahahahahawahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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Chapter IV: FINALLY!
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After screaming alternatively one after the other for quite a long time, they all settled in front of the (clean) fireplace on the (clean) comfy settees in front of a (clean) chimney.
Rei was placed on The Chair, a space for three people and designed for one; in short, one of those uber-cool comfy mini-couches. Out of black velvet.
The rest of our main characters (aka the Seven Bishonen) were evenly spread out among the rest of the furniture, and each evenly possessing the equal amount of interest in the delectable thighs that once lay in their Bed. Looking at how those pretty limbs were swinging back and forth, too small to reach the floor.
“So cutie, what brought you here in this God-forsaken place?”
“Well, it’s like this-” and Rei told the Tale of how Shrillary sent him in the Woods to get her some Mushrooms (he even did his ‘Oh where art thee mushrooms dance for them. check out their reaction!), how the Hunter wanted to ‘play tag’, and how he found the ‘Cottage’ and thanked them in advance for their hospitality by cleaning. He also explained about how he was going to get married in one week with the Prince of Phoenixville, the handsome, dangerous and powerful war-leader, Kai Hiwatari (without adding grandson of the Wuss Voltaire Hiwatari). “And who, may I ask, are my kind hosts?” he asked in a cute chibi-voice.
And now… the moment you have all been waiting for… (I hope): THE INTRODUCTION OF OUR SEVEN BISHONEN!
See ya next chapter.
KIDDING!
They are presented from the left to the right, if this is easier to understand;
First we have Tala ‘Fire’, the redheaded, hot, deeply indebted Bishonen, that can’t keep money in his money for anything, be it 1 000 000 Euros or 1 cent…
Next is Bryan; a ‘Greek statue’, hot lilac haired Bishie, into body building and posing for portraits for lonely women and other… people…, his XxX is NOTHING like a Greek statue’s, if you catch my drift…
Moving on, we meet Garland; HOT Bishie, long grey hair, named after the Christmas deco cos his family had this weird tradition of naming the kid after the first thing the father saw, in his case, the Garland on the Tree in the hallway of the hospital. Now a Yoga-master, so very flexible in ever single way!
Up next is Brooklyn ‘Zen’, named after the bridge cos his parents were bridge-fanatics and thought he looked cute too and would one day survive cute and become impressive (and indeed he did wink)
Turning 25 degrees to the right, we face Johnny ‘Bear’, coming from the North in Scotland, though his mates don’t wanna acknowledge that BEARS DO NOT RESIDE IN SCOTLAND. Not THAT far up anyways. Jo-Jo is very cuddly, but tends to be brutal when called that and denies wearing a squared skirt (says it’s a kilt); if you ask me, their MUST be a reason for his pink frilly garter…
ONWARDS! We are presented with the honour of being introduced to ‘Herr’ (1) Robert, young noble good looker, very much a gentleman, polite but NOT in bed XD; charmer of all living beings with a sexuality, obsession of those who have lacked up till this day. As all the other Bishies (2)…
And last but not least…
The INFamous Hiro ‘Thief’, Bishie, called ‘Thief’ for his ability to steal people’s hearts, though usually NOT on purpose. He’s too much of a nice guy…
Now that every one knows who is who, I guess I can start with the real story. (BONK) Of course, we must not forget Shrillary-sama. (curses Shrillary for throwing water melon on head)
/At the Palace/
“BORIS!”
“Your Majesty wishes…?”
“THE MUSHROOMS!”
“As you command…” (serves mushrooms on a plate)
(Shrillary eats mushrooms) “Hey! How didja cook these?”
“I simmered them in the moonlight with a few chopped pieces of garlic in Crème à la Crème, your Majesty.”
“HOW MANY GARLIC PIECES!”
“Fifteen, your Majesty…”
“WHAT! I SAID FIFTEEN AND AN EIGHTH!”
(Boris moans and groans in pain…)
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Herr id German for “Mister”, but also ‘Lord’ or ‘Sir’
Bishies: for those who are not familiar with Japanese vocab, it’s an abbreviation for ‘Bishonen’, which, as you all might have guessed, means ‘beautiful boy’.
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YO pplez, before I forget and leave you all, the actual plot line will be revieled in the end. Plot line aka why was Rei sent away into the Woods of the Seven Bishonen. I guess that the question wasn't all that obvious ne?
Make my day, review, and don't make me brag about my holls in Japan when I come back... cos I will if I am forced to! ):
And for all you pplez who haven't closed this window after reading this (because I admit, that was rude), here's your reward: Each and every Bishie will have an entire chapter dediscated to themselves, along with some time with Rei. And the next chapter will be...
Oh and check out songs from Tom Lehrer. He is SO hillarious!
Oh and 5 reviews. PLease. Or Tyson WILL be sent!!!
I will update some time before I leave for my vacation, and I promise a very lovely chapter.
Aka: ENJOOY! Or else... I will send the Ultimate Tyson-eat-it-all on you... muahahahahahawahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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Chapter IV: FINALLY!
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After screaming alternatively one after the other for quite a long time, they all settled in front of the (clean) fireplace on the (clean) comfy settees in front of a (clean) chimney.
Rei was placed on The Chair, a space for three people and designed for one; in short, one of those uber-cool comfy mini-couches. Out of black velvet.
The rest of our main characters (aka the Seven Bishonen) were evenly spread out among the rest of the furniture, and each evenly possessing the equal amount of interest in the delectable thighs that once lay in their Bed. Looking at how those pretty limbs were swinging back and forth, too small to reach the floor.
“So cutie, what brought you here in this God-forsaken place?”
“Well, it’s like this-” and Rei told the Tale of how Shrillary sent him in the Woods to get her some Mushrooms (he even did his ‘Oh where art thee mushrooms dance for them. check out their reaction!), how the Hunter wanted to ‘play tag’, and how he found the ‘Cottage’ and thanked them in advance for their hospitality by cleaning. He also explained about how he was going to get married in one week with the Prince of Phoenixville, the handsome, dangerous and powerful war-leader, Kai Hiwatari (without adding grandson of the Wuss Voltaire Hiwatari). “And who, may I ask, are my kind hosts?” he asked in a cute chibi-voice.
And now… the moment you have all been waiting for… (I hope): THE INTRODUCTION OF OUR SEVEN BISHONEN!
See ya next chapter.
KIDDING!
They are presented from the left to the right, if this is easier to understand;
First we have Tala ‘Fire’, the redheaded, hot, deeply indebted Bishonen, that can’t keep money in his money for anything, be it 1 000 000 Euros or 1 cent…
Next is Bryan; a ‘Greek statue’, hot lilac haired Bishie, into body building and posing for portraits for lonely women and other… people…, his XxX is NOTHING like a Greek statue’s, if you catch my drift…
Moving on, we meet Garland; HOT Bishie, long grey hair, named after the Christmas deco cos his family had this weird tradition of naming the kid after the first thing the father saw, in his case, the Garland on the Tree in the hallway of the hospital. Now a Yoga-master, so very flexible in ever single way!
Up next is Brooklyn ‘Zen’, named after the bridge cos his parents were bridge-fanatics and thought he looked cute too and would one day survive cute and become impressive (and indeed he did wink)
Turning 25 degrees to the right, we face Johnny ‘Bear’, coming from the North in Scotland, though his mates don’t wanna acknowledge that BEARS DO NOT RESIDE IN SCOTLAND. Not THAT far up anyways. Jo-Jo is very cuddly, but tends to be brutal when called that and denies wearing a squared skirt (says it’s a kilt); if you ask me, their MUST be a reason for his pink frilly garter…
ONWARDS! We are presented with the honour of being introduced to ‘Herr’ (1) Robert, young noble good looker, very much a gentleman, polite but NOT in bed XD; charmer of all living beings with a sexuality, obsession of those who have lacked up till this day. As all the other Bishies (2)…
And last but not least…
The INFamous Hiro ‘Thief’, Bishie, called ‘Thief’ for his ability to steal people’s hearts, though usually NOT on purpose. He’s too much of a nice guy…
Now that every one knows who is who, I guess I can start with the real story. (BONK) Of course, we must not forget Shrillary-sama. (curses Shrillary for throwing water melon on head)
/At the Palace/
“BORIS!”
“Your Majesty wishes…?”
“THE MUSHROOMS!”
“As you command…” (serves mushrooms on a plate)
(Shrillary eats mushrooms) “Hey! How didja cook these?”
“I simmered them in the moonlight with a few chopped pieces of garlic in Crème à la Crème, your Majesty.”
“HOW MANY GARLIC PIECES!”
“Fifteen, your Majesty…”
“WHAT! I SAID FIFTEEN AND AN EIGHTH!”
(Boris moans and groans in pain…)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Herr id German for “Mister”, but also ‘Lord’ or ‘Sir’
Bishies: for those who are not familiar with Japanese vocab, it’s an abbreviation for ‘Bishonen’, which, as you all might have guessed, means ‘beautiful boy’.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
YO pplez, before I forget and leave you all, the actual plot line will be revieled in the end. Plot line aka why was Rei sent away into the Woods of the Seven Bishonen. I guess that the question wasn't all that obvious ne?
Make my day, review, and don't make me brag about my holls in Japan when I come back... cos I will if I am forced to! ):
And for all you pplez who haven't closed this window after reading this (because I admit, that was rude), here's your reward: Each and every Bishie will have an entire chapter dediscated to themselves, along with some time with Rei. And the next chapter will be...
Oh and check out songs from Tom Lehrer. He is SO hillarious!
Oh and 5 reviews. PLease. Or Tyson WILL be sent!!!