Exhibition

Winry Rockbell woke up with a massive headache and no recollection of anything that happened after seven p.m. The night before.

"Ow... Ooh... Wha happened...?" Winry said quietly. She opened her eyes and then saw something fuzzy and yellow there. When it came into focus, Winry became a raging tornado.

"Ed...?" Then she noticed she and he were naked.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! EDWARD ELRIC YOU BETTER NOT HAVE DONE WHAT I THINK YOU DID!!!" Winry shouted. Ed woke up at this and was very shocked by seeing Winry lying next to him naked.

"W-Winry...? What's going on?" Ed replied. His memories of the previous night's events were just as fuzzy as Winry's.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM NOW!! JUST GET OUT!!" Winry shouted.

"I... I'm sorry..." Ed said.

"GET OUT NOW, ELRIC!!" Winry screamed. She threw a pillow at him for emphasis. He then picked up his clothing and scurried out like a mouse.

Why the hell does shit like this happen to me!? Winry thought. She didn't realize that it was her that initiated the sex.

"Elric is late again. We're going to have to discipline him when he gets here." Colonel Armstrong said to Sheska. "All right initiates! Captain Sheska will be handing out the tests. No talking during the test, and no cheating! Anyone caught cheating will be immediately sent home and barred from future exams." Sheska began handing out the exams. Oddly enough, the last initiate in the random order was Al. When Sheska got to him, her face turned red and she stopped. She saw the name Alphonse Elric on the list, but it didn't dawn on her that it was the same man she fell on top of the night before. Al took the test from Sheska's hand.

"Thanks." Al said as he started the test. Sheska stepped back a bit before Colonel Armstrong stepped up next to her.

"What's wrong, Sheska?" Armstrong asked.

"Uh-erm... Nothing, sir!" Sheska replied. Armstrong knew better, but chose not to pursue it.

Later on, Al finished his test second. He then raised his hand to let them know he was done. He pulled the chair back from the table a bit as well. Sheska stepped forward to take his test, but slipped and fell. Her head landed right in Al's lap, with her face separated from his special place only by thin clothing.

"Oh! Are you all right Captain?" Al asked. Sheska realized how she landed and quickly pulled away from Al.

"Oh - Sorry." Sheska said. She was blushing from embarrassment, and quickly backed away. What she didn't notice was that Al was blushing as well. He seemed to feel something else that time. Were the gods trying to say something here? Was Sheska really better than she seemed? Al really didn't want to think that. He then gave his test to Colonel Armstrong.

After the others finished the test, Ed finally showed up.

"You're late, Fullmetal!" Armstrong reprimanded.

"I'm sorry, sir. No excuse, sir!" Ed said, snapping to attention and saluting.

"Well, it will be up to the general to decide your punishment. Anyway, you are in time to lead the recruits to the physical part of the exam." Armstrong said.

"Will do, sir!" Ed said. He then went over to the recruits and spoke to them. Colonel Armstrong went to grade the tests.

"All right, you now have a bit of time to relax. If you wish to eat, the commissary is the next building over. You will reconveniene here at exactly 1300 hours! Dismissed!" Ed said. Al came up to Ed. Al was very nervous as the others left.

"So how do you think you did on the test?" Ed asked Al.

"The test was pretty easy. It's what happened afterwards that I'm worried about." Al said.

"What happened afterwards?" Ed asked.

"Well, Captain Sheska was coming to get my test and she slipped and fell." Al said.

"That sounds like her." Ed said.

"Her head landed in my lap." Al said. "I hate to say this, but I think I might be falling in love with her."

Had Ed been a computer, it would have responded thus:
"ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!"

"Love with Sheska?? Are we talking about the same four-eyed clumsy girl here Al?" Ed asked.

"Well, I can't explain it! It just felt good to have her near me." Al said.

"I think sensei may have smacked you in the head one too many times." Ed chided.

"C'mon! This may be for real, Ed! I think she's feeling it too." Al said. "The last two times we've met, she's fallen on top of me. The gods may be saying something here."

"This is just silly! Sheska would make a terrible girlfriend for you! She wears glasses! She's clumsy! She has no self-confidence!" Ed said.

"And I suppose you're perfect?" Al replied. "I'm beginning to think that we may not choose with whom we fall in love. Winry seems to love you despite herself."

"Winry doesn't love me." Ed said.

"Then why did you let her hang all over you last night? She gave you a slap on the ass while you were carrying her out. You didn't seem to mind at all." Al replied.

"Winry and I were drunk." Ed replied. "She hates my guts now."

"Well, I just need to think about things and talk it over with Sheska." Al said.

"All right... I don't see how that will help though." Ed replied.

After lunch, the applicants gathered at the spot and waited. Colonel Armstrong, Sheska and Ed entered.

"We have graded the tests. I am sorry to say that only five of you passed the written part. For the rest of you, you can apply again in two years if you still fit all the other criteria." Armstrong said.

"The following people step forward: Steven Fronds; Karin Dorith; James Durango; Louise Pear; and Alphonse Elric!" Sheska said loudly. The five of them stepped forward.

"You five have passed the written exam and may continue. The rest of you are dismissed." Colonel Armstrong said. The other people in the line reacted with a mixture of shock and dismay.

"There must be some mistake here! I know I passed!" One of them said.

"You actually failed by one point. Study harder and try next time, Dorchester." Colonel Armstrong said.

Well, they then went to the next part for the next test. The applicants were issued gloves with the alchemy circle inscribed on them.

"This is the next challenge. You must make it through the obstacle course. Teleportation spells are not allowed and have been blocked by Lt. Elric. In addition, your alchemic spells will last for only one minute. If you are tagged with red, you are out. You will enter one at a time in alphabetical order by first name. Alphonse Elric, you are first. Enter!" Colonel Armstrong said. Al then entered the corridor to the obstacles ahead.

Al's first test was a red pool that had rising and falling columns in it. He tried stepping on one as it rose, and found it immediately sank.

"Hmm... Not good." Al said. He then used his alchemy to lift all the blocks out of the red, and jumped across the pool using the rocks as points to land and jump. Once across, the rocks started rising and falling as they did before he cast the spell. The second obstacle was a machine gun firing red pellets directly at Al. Al had to dive to the ground to keep from being hit. He then managed to get to the button and press it, turning the device off temporarily. Once past the gun, it resumed firing.

About two hours later, three of the five applicants had been hit by the red paint. Only Alphonse and Karin had not gotten caught yet. Ed, Sheska and Colonel Armstrong waited at the exit.

"Well, seems that we have two people to train this time around. Your brother should be emerging any minute now." Colonel Armstrong said. Sure enough, a red blob appeared from the course's exit tunnel. However, when the shield lowered, it was Karin standing there.

"Does this mean I pass?" Karin asked.

"Yes! Congratulations, Karin. However, I wonder what happened to Alphonse?" Colonel Armstrong said. Suddenly Al emerged from the exit running and screaming his head off. Following him closely was a large red boulder that left a red mark as it rolled down the way.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! GANGWAY!!!" Al shouted as he ran. He ran straight for Sheska, not paying attention to where he was going. Sheska froze with fear, and the two ended up colliding. Only Ed's casting a spell that diverted the boulder prevented Al and Sheska from being squashed. Al ended up lying on top of Sheska.

"Ow..." Sheska said. Al immediately moved away from her.

"Oh my god! Captain, are you okay?" Al asked. Sheska straightened out her glasses.

"Uh... I will be when you get off of me..." Sheska said. Al then moved over and stood up. He then helped Sheska stand up.

"I'm very sorry, Captain." Al said. "I didn't mean to..." Sheska merely stood up and brushed herself off.

"It's okay; I'm kind of used to it." Sheska said.

"Well, it's not the first time an accident has happened. Well, congratulations, Alphonse Elric! You passed." Colonel Armstrong said.

"I... Passed? YAHOO!!!" Al said in his excitement.

"Well, welcome to the army. Recruits, you have the rest of the day off. You are to report to my office at six a.m. Sharp tomorrow for your training." Armstrong said.

Well, after the hell that is basic training for a state alchemist, Al came to Sheska after hours. Sheska had just finished the last of her paperwork filing for that day.

"Sheska, we need to talk..." Al started.

"You've been feeling it too, haven't you?" Sheska started.

"Yea. I can't put my finger on it, but something about you makes me feel better when you're around. When we were touching, it just was good to have you next to me." Al said. Al then took Sheska's hand.

"Would you like a date tonight?" Al asked. Sheska's face, already blushing, turned a deeper shade of red.

"Well... I guess one date wouldn't hurt..." Sheska said.

That evening, Al and Sheska met at a pub in Central. They sat opposite each other and talked for a while. Sheska was still in a bit of disbelief that she could get a man as cute as Al to love her. They talked into the night, and liked what the other said. After a drink or two, Al walked Sheska home and there they put their arms around each other. Al then went in for a kiss.

Both of them felt something that they had never really felt before. Sheska felt the warmth of a kiss from a good man, and a little something else. Al felt Sheska's hot body pressing into his cock. She too felt his limp rod pressing into her pussy. It felt good to be there. When they parted lips, they stared into each other's eyes and blushed. Al then said goodnight.

"It felt so wonderful, Winry! I got to kiss Al!" Sheska said into the phone. Winry, who was busy polishing an artificial leg that she had made, was at a loss for words.

"Well, I'm really happy for you, Sheska." Winry said. "So do you think you'll be getting married soon?"

"I hope so! When I do, want to be the bridesmaid?" Sheska asked.

"All right. I -" Winry stopped. Being Sheska's bridesmaid meant seeing Ed again. Ed Elric.

"That motherfucking bastard that took advantage of me I never wants to see his sorry ass again." Winry thought aloud.

"What? Who are you talking about?" Sheska asked.

"I would love to be your bridesmaid, Sheska. I just don't want to be around Ed again." Winry said.

"Why not?" Sheska asked.

"Well, last time I saw him, I woke up naked next to him. I also found a used condom in the bed." Winry said.

"That was that night you got really wasted, wasn't it? You were all over Ed like a cheap suit." Sheska said.

"What!? I don't remember that!" Winry said.

"Yea. You were all 'I'd love you and be yours forever if you would just come home, Ed.' He seemed to want you just as much. As you two left together, you gave Ed's ass a feel. He didn't seem to mind it." Sheska said. Winry was quite taken aback by this. She never knew how uninhibited she was when she was drunk. It made her stop and think for a bit.

What if it was me that initiated sex? I've been blaming Ed for nothing! Winry thought.

"So... You want him back?" Sheska asked.

"Can I get him back? I yelled and cursed at him quite a bit when we parted." Winry said.

"If he loves you, he'll forgive you.


"I'm in love with her, brother!" Al said with some excitement. Ed then tapped on Al's head with his fist.

"Uh, hello? Anyone in there? Sheska is a loser!" Ed said.

"I don't care! She has wonderful kisses. I felt those wonderful tits against my chest and I wanted to feel them!" Al said. This repulsed Ed a bit.

"Eugh. That sounds horrible. Are you sure this is the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?" Ed asked.

"Yes. She may not be perfect, but she's perfect for me." Al said.

He *must* be lost in raging hormones. I don't see any other way this could be possible, Ed thought. He then reasoned that it would last a week or two and then Al would come to his senses.

It didn't.

Six weeks later, Al returned from a mission and Sheska was waiting for him at the station. The two of them smiled and gave each other a hug and kiss. When they parted, they got Al's bags and went to the car.

"I've missed you a lot, Sheska darling." Al said.

"I have too, Al." Sheska replied. They had dinner together with a few drinks and then went back to Sheska's apartment.

"I wish we could be together more often." Sheska said.

"So do I. Well, I have tonight to be with you." Al said. He then pulled out a condom from his pocket and showed it to Sheska.

"I was hoping we could go all the way tonight..." Al said. Sheska blushed. She wasn't sure if she was ready for that.

"I... Uh - erm..." Sheska stammered.

"Well, if you're not ready, I understand." Al said. Sheska thought for a moment, and decided it wasn't worth risking losing Al to hold out anymore. Besides, she felt his hard cock against her hole before, and wouldn't it be nice to have it inside?

"Well, it was just so sudden..." Sheska said. "Let's go to bed."

Once in her bedroom, Sheska and Al disrobed and saw each other naked for the first time. Sheska had a lot of untrimmed hair down there. That didn't matter to Al though; he was about to have his cock ridden by a hot babe. Sheska lay down and Al lay next to her. He took her hand and placed it on his cock. It was starting to get hard but not there yet. Al used his other hand to caress Sheska's ample tits. Sheska moaned softly as he did this, but then directed his hand down to her crack. She spread her athletic legs to let Al touch her valley of pleasures, and neither of them could get enough of this. They moaned softly as Al got very hard. Al stuck a finger into Sheska's hot hole, causing her to moan some more. She felt herself tightening around Al's finger. She then placed the condom on Al's hard rod, and then guided it to her aching, wet tunnel as Al pulled out. He then stuck his stick inside her.

Neither one of them felt what they experienced at that moment. Sheska was bleeding a bit, but the pleasure she felt far outweighed any pain she might have felt. Sheska seized Al's large boner with her pussy, never wanting to let it go. Sheska gasped sharply as Al started to ram her with his rod.

"Ooh... I feel it so deep inside me..." Sheska said breathlessly.

"Sheska... You feel so wonderful..." Al replied. They really did only one position though, that was the Western missionary. Al really was more of a boob man. Sheska had the most luscious rack that he could get his hands on. (This was probably due to growing up with Winry and Trisha, both of whom have nice tits.) Anyway, Al went deep inside Sheska and back, never slowing down or looking back. He didn't seem to notice the blood on the condom. He probably would have stopped had he seen it. Sheska wasn't really very loud with her pleasure, but Al stared deep into her eyes while they fucked, and saw the look of intense desire. They didn't stop or slow down until Sheska achieved her first orgasm. She then immediately came again; Al had given her multiple orgasms. Al came in the middle of the second one, but Sheska had three orgasms in a row.

Al collapsed next to Sheska and then removed the condom. That's when he noticed the blood on it.

"Blood...? Sheska, are you okay?" Al asked. Sheska was still feeling the joy of her orgasms.

"I feel better than ever before! I couldn't get enough of it!" Sheska replied. Al threw away the condom and put an arm around Sheska.

"All right, but there was blood on the condom... I think it's yours." Al said.

"That's nice." Sheska said as she put her head on Al's muscular shoulder. The words then sunk in.

"Blood...?" Sheska said. She looked down and saw blood mixed with orgasmic fluids coming from her pussy.

"OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!" Sheska shouted as she flailed her arms and legs. As she did this, she unintentionally hit Al in the knee and shoulder. Al was able to get away and go get the first aid kit. He placed a bandage on Sheska's labia to stop the blood, and taped it there. This wasn't easy due to Sheska's screaming.

"I bandaged it up, Sheska. Would you like me to get a doctor?" Al asked.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! - Oh... I ... No..." Sheska said as she calmed down. Al lay next to her and put an arm around her.

"I love you, Sheska. I would never want to hurt you..." Al said. Sheska blushed and put her head on his shoulder.

"I love you too, Al..." Sheska said.

The next day, Winry came to Central for a few parts she needed. Once she had them, She went over to see Ed. She found Ed and Al talking.

"It was so wonderful, brother! I couldn't get enough of her! Sheska's got a great set of tits and I got to touch them." Al said.

"Well, way to go, Al!" Ed said. Of course, inside, he thought that it was weird and a bit gross to fuck Sheska. However, if she made Al happy, all the better for her. Then Winry stepped in. Ed fell silent.

"Uh... Hi Winry. What's up?" Al asked.

"Ed... It's hard for me to say this... But I'm sorry. I was drunk and we did it without either one of us realizing what we were doing... I wanted my first time to be special, something I would treasure for a lifetime..." Winry said.

"Winry, I'm just as guilty as you are. If you're willing to take me back, I would love to have you with me again." Ed said. Winry put her arms around him and they pulled each other close.

"All right... I really wanted you to be the first and last..." Winry said. The two of them kissed as Al smiled.

"Well it's good to see that everyone's happy." Al said.

And they lived dysfunctionally ever after.

-End-