Kitty In The Middle
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Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
15
Views:
5,014
Reviews:
41
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I do not own Beyblade, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Reason
heya! i wanted to write a xmas special, but never made it... sry...
well, i hope you enjoy this one!!!
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Chapter VI : The Reason
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*THOMP*
The sound of the three ‘I-have-the-hots-for-Rei-kitty’ boys dropping on the floor echoed through the kitchen (which isn’t all that small either; 390 m2 ^_^), shortly followed by three voices vocalising a dramatic:
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!”
… and:
“WHO AM I GONNA *censored* WHENEVER I AM HORNY??!!”
.. and not to mention the fake, theatralic tears, hysterical sobs and testaments. Really really. I know Kai, Tala and Bryan are really OOC, but bear with me!!
Yes, they were rather… disappointed?... that they couldn’t do anything to Rei, in Rei, on Rei, etc… , in or out of bed, in the closets, the bathtub, kitch—no, they would be in trouble-- , against the walls, in the hall ways.. and how many hallways are there in this palace? Pff, let’s just say, even a phoenix would catch fire three times before he even got half-way, and they life 500 years! Geez, Voltaire is a real feak…
Anyways, back to our scene; after their over-dramatic–yet–rightfully–justified reactions, they had a cup of tea given to them by Rei and sat around the table. No, they never drank tea, but their eyes were too glued on the uber cute image of a shy (and to their eyes, sexy) Rei offering a fresh cup of green tea, a beverage they otherwise claimed to be allergic to. Rei is a wonderful influence, isn’t he? I wonder if he could convince them to give me a lap dance – oops, wrong subject, back to story! Sorry, XD!
“So, now that you three have calmed down, will you listen to me?” Drigger asked impatiently, with Rei leaning his head on his shoulder, purring.
Noticing that none of them were listening to him, but paying more attention to the purring, he asked the younger to stop, earning three creepy pouts from the humans (they’re not Pets; I don’t know what to call them else…) and an adorable one from Rei, all to those he sweat dropped.
“So” our purple haired hot stuff asked “Why can’t we *censored* Rei? What do you mean not mature enough? Do Pets also have a legal age for that or something? Cos Kai. Tal and I—”
“Yes, I know you’ve done it first so young you could have been arrested, do NOT talk about your early-appearing and never-ending sex drive, I just had my first heat and Rei – I’ll explain: if you haven’t noticed, we Pets are part animals; that means that we have some animal characteristics, like heat, nesting period, hunting senses, fangs, tails, wings, etc etc… and are considered ‘adult’ as soon as they can mate, aka have kids, romp, have hot steamy sex, yadda yadda yadda, and any activity before that can result into a very pained – in this case – uke, very furious adults, in this case, the rest of the Pet population within 600 miles around him, and very mutilated Semes, in this case: you. So, if you make ONE wrong steps, you can kiss your genitalia good bye.”
That shut their drooling pie holes real tight. They did NOT want to lose the most important part of their bodies that they otherwise /think/ with, most of the time ^^.
“Hmm… well, maybe not you Georgina… you might no have much to offer…”
“SHUT UP!!!”
***
Meanwhile, in the underground laboratory, Emily managed to (somewhat) bring some organisation. Mariah was tied up, hanging from the ceiling from an over sized hook, chained and mouth stuffed by an old sock; Voltaire was given a bunch of Duplo and a rubber ducky to fool around with (not *that* way, I’m not sick!); Boris was given sunglasses that showed every single series from the Teletubbies (I have NO idea how to spell that…); Emily was sitting on the foldable chair, a clip board in one hand and a pen in the other, a smug grin plastered on her face. Freaky woman you might think. But remember: she loves to experiment; and, besides, it was so much fun to watch your boss ‘vrrrroummm’ing with a Duplo car on the carpet. Yup, it really was.
She gave them all, especially the Hanging Horror Of Pink (aka Mariah), a stern and /evil/ look, before turning back to her clip board, where she continued to doodle about clumsily a bit more.
What did she doodle?
She doodled herself carrying a laser-gun, which she directed to Mariah, who had an ugly pug-face.
Voltaire was dancing around in a huge Big Bird suite (ever seen Sesame Street?).
Boris was in a dark box, so you could see him. Imagine a rough square, coloured pitch black in the middle with two white spots for eyes.
And they all looked so crooked. Every single one of the drawings were funnily crooked. So… difformed.
She was about to start a Kai drawing when she noticed how Voltaire slowed down his ‘vrroooouummmmm’ing , and threw him another car on the forehead, which bounced off with an empty sound that kinda went *bomp*. Voltaire didn’t seem to notice the car bump off his forehead, but picked it up anyway and smashed it against the other ones.
Geez what a freak. That was such a weird view…
Oooh, how fun it was to watch your boss practically eating out of your hand…
… speaking of which…
“Doctor Voltaire, get your mouth OFF my fingers; you just had your lunch, and I have nothing hidden from you. So OFF!!!”
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sry this is shorter than the last... but plse R/R...? for Rei? *rei casts irresistable kitty-eyes*
ps: thnx Virpi for pointing out the VI mistake!! XD
well, i hope you enjoy this one!!!
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Chapter VI : The Reason
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*THOMP*
The sound of the three ‘I-have-the-hots-for-Rei-kitty’ boys dropping on the floor echoed through the kitchen (which isn’t all that small either; 390 m2 ^_^), shortly followed by three voices vocalising a dramatic:
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!”
… and:
“WHO AM I GONNA *censored* WHENEVER I AM HORNY??!!”
.. and not to mention the fake, theatralic tears, hysterical sobs and testaments. Really really. I know Kai, Tala and Bryan are really OOC, but bear with me!!
Yes, they were rather… disappointed?... that they couldn’t do anything to Rei, in Rei, on Rei, etc… , in or out of bed, in the closets, the bathtub, kitch—no, they would be in trouble-- , against the walls, in the hall ways.. and how many hallways are there in this palace? Pff, let’s just say, even a phoenix would catch fire three times before he even got half-way, and they life 500 years! Geez, Voltaire is a real feak…
Anyways, back to our scene; after their over-dramatic–yet–rightfully–justified reactions, they had a cup of tea given to them by Rei and sat around the table. No, they never drank tea, but their eyes were too glued on the uber cute image of a shy (and to their eyes, sexy) Rei offering a fresh cup of green tea, a beverage they otherwise claimed to be allergic to. Rei is a wonderful influence, isn’t he? I wonder if he could convince them to give me a lap dance – oops, wrong subject, back to story! Sorry, XD!
“So, now that you three have calmed down, will you listen to me?” Drigger asked impatiently, with Rei leaning his head on his shoulder, purring.
Noticing that none of them were listening to him, but paying more attention to the purring, he asked the younger to stop, earning three creepy pouts from the humans (they’re not Pets; I don’t know what to call them else…) and an adorable one from Rei, all to those he sweat dropped.
“So” our purple haired hot stuff asked “Why can’t we *censored* Rei? What do you mean not mature enough? Do Pets also have a legal age for that or something? Cos Kai. Tal and I—”
“Yes, I know you’ve done it first so young you could have been arrested, do NOT talk about your early-appearing and never-ending sex drive, I just had my first heat and Rei – I’ll explain: if you haven’t noticed, we Pets are part animals; that means that we have some animal characteristics, like heat, nesting period, hunting senses, fangs, tails, wings, etc etc… and are considered ‘adult’ as soon as they can mate, aka have kids, romp, have hot steamy sex, yadda yadda yadda, and any activity before that can result into a very pained – in this case – uke, very furious adults, in this case, the rest of the Pet population within 600 miles around him, and very mutilated Semes, in this case: you. So, if you make ONE wrong steps, you can kiss your genitalia good bye.”
That shut their drooling pie holes real tight. They did NOT want to lose the most important part of their bodies that they otherwise /think/ with, most of the time ^^.
“Hmm… well, maybe not you Georgina… you might no have much to offer…”
“SHUT UP!!!”
***
Meanwhile, in the underground laboratory, Emily managed to (somewhat) bring some organisation. Mariah was tied up, hanging from the ceiling from an over sized hook, chained and mouth stuffed by an old sock; Voltaire was given a bunch of Duplo and a rubber ducky to fool around with (not *that* way, I’m not sick!); Boris was given sunglasses that showed every single series from the Teletubbies (I have NO idea how to spell that…); Emily was sitting on the foldable chair, a clip board in one hand and a pen in the other, a smug grin plastered on her face. Freaky woman you might think. But remember: she loves to experiment; and, besides, it was so much fun to watch your boss ‘vrrrroummm’ing with a Duplo car on the carpet. Yup, it really was.
She gave them all, especially the Hanging Horror Of Pink (aka Mariah), a stern and /evil/ look, before turning back to her clip board, where she continued to doodle about clumsily a bit more.
What did she doodle?
She doodled herself carrying a laser-gun, which she directed to Mariah, who had an ugly pug-face.
Voltaire was dancing around in a huge Big Bird suite (ever seen Sesame Street?).
Boris was in a dark box, so you could see him. Imagine a rough square, coloured pitch black in the middle with two white spots for eyes.
And they all looked so crooked. Every single one of the drawings were funnily crooked. So… difformed.
She was about to start a Kai drawing when she noticed how Voltaire slowed down his ‘vrroooouummmmm’ing , and threw him another car on the forehead, which bounced off with an empty sound that kinda went *bomp*. Voltaire didn’t seem to notice the car bump off his forehead, but picked it up anyway and smashed it against the other ones.
Geez what a freak. That was such a weird view…
Oooh, how fun it was to watch your boss practically eating out of your hand…
… speaking of which…
“Doctor Voltaire, get your mouth OFF my fingers; you just had your lunch, and I have nothing hidden from you. So OFF!!!”
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sry this is shorter than the last... but plse R/R...? for Rei? *rei casts irresistable kitty-eyes*
ps: thnx Virpi for pointing out the VI mistake!! XD