How it came to be

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*One word: Exams*
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Sorry it’s taken so long to update again ,u . u, *

Chapter 6

The next day Heero and Sally woke up early and began to move around the mansion planting things like spray cans of foam and silly string in easy to reach but hidden places. Sally also had a bag with her which contained a piece of rope, a fake katana and a pot of purple paint.

Later on when Wufei was outside meditating, Sally slipped into his room and replaced his Katana with the fake one and then put it under Quatre’s desk in his office so it would be easily available to him to plant when he needed to.

After everything was in place the four of them sat innocently in the lounge watching TV waiting for night to come and the moment at which Wufei would go to get his Katana for his usual practice before dinner.
The hours seemed to pass very slowly until finally they heard him go upstairs. Quietly all of them except Sally who went to go to the pool followed him up and added finishing touches, such has putting triggers on the spray cans so that Wufei would set them off as he ran past.

Finally, at 7pm (A/N: they eat at 9pm) they heard Duo come in rather noisily obviously alerting Wufei to his “return”. Almost immediately afterwards they heard Wufeis strangled yell and then running footsteps down the hall and frequent yelps as he set the spray cans off but being Wufei he was impervious to anything but his aim to get his hands on the one he assumed had caused it all. As he ran towards the stairs Heero drop-called Quatre who had attached the real katana to the end of a fishing line and swung it out in front of Wufei and than reeled in it as Wufei squealed and began to chase it. Quatre quickly sneaked down the stairs carefully stepping over the piece of rope that Sally had had in her bag and then hid round the corner waiting for Wufei to catch up.

When he did reach the stairs he just ran down them, not bothering to watch where he was going as he only had eyes for his katana and because of this he tripped over the rope and fell length ways into a pool of purple paint that had just been squirted there by Trowa who hurriedly ducked back into the cupboard under the stairs trying really hard to stifle his giggling.

At this point Duo strolled casually past pretending not to notice Wufei who by now had silly string and foam in his hair and whose front was now completely purple. He did however “notice” the katana which lay just in front of Wufei, he picked it up, unhooked it from the fishing line and continued on his way listening for the slurpy noise of Wufei un-sticking himself from the paint…when this noise reached his ears he legged it round to the lounge and pulled down on a cord which was attached to a net stuck to the ceiling…the net came down just in time to cover the purple Wufei in feathers which glued themselves very nicely to the paint and the foam in his hair…

…Needless to say Wufei was not happy.

…Wufei was furious and upset.

…Wufei had failed to catch Duo.

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…On the plus side his Katana was sitting on the couch. Very cutely Wufei slouched over to where his katana lay and lying down next to it proceeded to cuddle it and fall asleep.

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A couple of hours later His Almighty Purple-ness awoke to find his head on a warm and flowery smelling pillow, the warmth kept him feeling drowsy and he snuggled in deeper into the blanket which had somehow found its way onto him. Eventually however the smell of spicy noodles had him getting restless and was surprised when a hand began to gently rock him.

‘Come in Wufei, it’s time to wake up now’ whispered Sally gently continuing to rock Wufei.

‘Muurrr’ was the reply…until ‘What the hell?’ Wufei was now very awake and wondering why he had been using the Onna as a pillow, and more importantly why he liked the fact he had been using her as a pillow. But before he could try and find the answers his stomach rumbled and before he knew it he was being dragged towards the dining room by Sally, still clutching his katana in his other hand.

Plates full of the spicy noodles were set out but there was one place missing so he assumed that Duo had escaped back to his hiding place but this didn’t bother him as much as it would have done because he felt oddly calm after waking up on Sally. He ate his way through his dinner in silence and the others let him be, merely talking about Quatres work and asking Sally about Lady Une. Although they all had straight faces and took no notice of Wufeis attire, Heero couldn’t keep the amused gleam out his eyes and kept his head down lest Wufei notice.

Meanwhile, back in his hiding place Duo was watching them from his hidden cameras and pleased to note that Wufei was unconsciously sitting closer to Sally than he used to…closer meaning that Wufei was sitting right up against whereas he used to insist on sitting at the other end of the table on the other side from her. Sally had also noticed this and was pleased to see a positive result from her and Duos plan. However they had one more trick up their sleeves to make sure that Wufei would realize his feelings.


*Well there you go…at last! Lol. I’d just like to point out that although Wufei is being nicer to Sally, he doesn’t know why, but he soon will. Also they will stop being mean to him soon…maybe ;-)
Also I apologise for the lack of speech in this chapter but it was easier to write and have it make sense without it. Owari!*