The SQUICK Files

A/U (Stupid couple series)

SQUICK WARS PT. SIX

*Splup*

"AAAhh..."

*Thwep flupp*

"OOO"

*Rubs backside against walls, chairs, tables* "Kami take it!!!"

/Hee hee, I'm not done.../

"You WRETCH! AAIIIIEEE..."

/Up and up I go.../

"YAHHHH!!"

/Where I stop, no one knows.../

*Bounces like pinball off floor and ceiling*

"AAAAAAAAA-"

/Pop goes the weasel!!/

*Splatters everywhere, collapses in heap.*

"Kami, that was UNBELIEVABLE!!!"

/Can I come out now?/

"Ah...ugh...you no good shrimp..."

/But you love me./

"Hn, well enough." *Reaches behind self and pulls*

'SHPLOP'

*Towells off* "Now see, wasn't that fun, sweetiepie?"

*Slow grin while staring at ceiling* "I must say that was REALLY
different. Satisfying!"

*Climbs on chiseled stomach* "I always aim to please, buffykins."

"Oh you do, my sweet little one. Very much!"

*Cuddle together on floor* "I love you so much...besides, you never
minded my height!"

"So what if you're short?" *points* "You're long where it counts!"

*Kiss* "Love me forever, crush me in your strength!!"

*Gentle laugh* "You might crack. I'd never hurt my joystick!"

*Giggle* "They're so jealous of us, Vegeta!"

"They can drop dead for all I care, Chaotzu."


THE END