Quatre Winner\'s Diary
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Adult +
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April 19th
April: April\'s Fools
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April 19th
11:04 am
Jungle Juice is evil. Evil with a capital \"E.\"
I never had it before, save the one cherry, and I didn\'t know how potent it was. By Allah, that stuff can get you drunk faster then any other alcohol and it tastes like candy. I couldn\'t tell you how many cups I drank last night, but someone carried me home. I couldn\'t tell you whom, because Trowa was just as drunk as I was.
From what I can recollect before the giant black spaces set in, I know that I asked Trowa if he wanted my cherry while straddling his lap. Actually, it was kind of funny. I had a cherry behind my back and when he gave me a puzzled look and pulled it out and bit the stem, dangling it from my lips right in front of him. It totally floored him, which in my drunken state, I thought was the funniest thing and I decided it would be even better to feed him the cherry and tie the stem into a knot.
That was something that I learned early in life. My sisters thought it would be good skill to learn. It\'s not has hard as some would lead you to believe, but you do have to use your teeth. In two minutes flat, I had a perfectly-tied cherry stem in my fingers and a shit-eating grin on my face as I felt his...well...you know, twitching. And then this incredible lip lock ensued and he wasn\'t the only one twitching after that.
Isn\'t it amazing that you don\'t care what people think when you\'re drunk? As long as everyone\'s having a good time, you\'ll strip down to your underwear and dance on tables. And I know what you thinking, or what you would be thinking if you could form coherent thoughts; I did not strip down to my skivvies and dance. That was Lola\'s job. Although I didn\'t know you could do a decent strip tease to \"Tiny Dancer\", but then again we were all pretty drunk and Wufei was the one singing.
I did get the chance to apologize to Hilde about stealing her brother away while she was visiting. She told me not to worry about it, she understood and besides it allowed her time to finish up a few of the songs. Apparently they aren\'t recording the album until after the tour and so she gets to come back into town for that. Which she was happy about; although, she wasn\'t as happy about that as Relena was.
I have to say the biggest shock of the night ReleRelena and Hilde making out on the couch. Wufei nearly got a nosebleed. I don\'t think anyone should have to watch two of their past lovers going at it hot and heavy together. And yes, I did say past lovers, but don\'t tell Duo. He\'d kill \'Fei if he knew Wufei slept with Hilde. Actually I think the proper description was, \"fucked me into my mattress\" but those were just his words. Duo nearly lost it when he noticed his sister\'s hand up Relena\'s shirt. At least Heero was there with more jungle juice to avoid the complete nervous breakdown. As it was, he just kept muttering, \"That my sister...and Lena...and my sister...\" with a half-horrified look on his face.
Speaking of Heero, I know I spoke with him last night about Duo, but that\'s where things start to get a little fuzzy. Well, really fuzzy. I think a managed a few \"poor baby\"s and a \"take good care of him\" or two. I\'m not sure if it made much sense, but I did get him to promise he would. I\'m not even sure if I got to the part about not fighting, but of course none of us were in any condition for serious discussions. I know I was thoroughly plowed. I just hope he got the message.
Well, enough musing about last night. I have a date to get ready for. Funny to think that a little over a week ago I didn\'t think there was a hope in hell that I was going to be the one with Trowa tonight. I couldn\'t be happier that it\'s me that he\'s taking with him...and coming home to every night...and the one he\'s kissing good morning... Just thinking about it is making me feel all gooey and tingly.
1:35 pm
All right, I didn\'t think it\'d been that long since I went to a concert that wasn\'t classical music, but apparently it was college and I don\'t think cargo pants and bowling shirts are appropriate to wear anymore.
Okay, don\'t tell anyone I did this, but back in college Duo drug me out to a Barenaked Ladies concert. They came out on the stage in towels and did all sorts of goofy things. It wasn\'t a half-bad show, but I was really out of my element there. I didn\'t understand what was going on most of the time, but the music was good. They even made up songs right there on stage. All-in-all, the entire group are very talented musicians, even if I didn\'t understand what that song about dictionaries and apples was about [1] or the one about Barbies \"doing it on the first date\" [2]. I did buy the album though. There\'s a great song on there about insomnia. They covered it for a Bon Marché commercial and absolutely ruined the entire thing.
2:10 pm
Duo called. He kept saying something about, \"Relena\'s dating my sister.\" I think he\'s still in shock about the entire thing. At least Heero\'s there, or I\'d still be holding the phone listening to Duo go on about that. At least I think it was Heero I heard in the background reminding him that he had something to say to me, unless Duo\'s got another man in his life that calls him \"Love\".
I\'m really starting to believe what Dorothy said about Heero having the heart of a gothic heroine inside the form of an Asian bodyguard. No one would have ever thought that from appearances.
But anyway, Duo\'s going to take me out to get something to wear tonight. At least I won\'t stand out too much.
4:25 pm
All right, now I have clothes to wear even though it was a harrowing experience. I have no idea how I survived it. Every time Hilde performs, he goes into uber-commando mode, since he doesn\'t want anything to embarrass his sister. I think it has something to do with Howard...it\'s a really long story and no one likes to go into it.
Today\'s biggest priority was making sure that everyone looked okay. He was worried the most about me, mostly because I have no idea about fashion. I really don\'t; that\'s why I let my sisters dress me for years. But we went to Structure and he found me some jeans and a muscle-tee.
Now that the clothing\'s taken care of, I just have to wait for Trowa to get home.
I really can\'t believe that I\'m so nervous about this. It isn\'t our first date and he has been staying with me for a week, but I\'m just all butterflies and nerves. I just don\'t...oh shit he\'s here. At least I\'m dressed.
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1. \"These Apples\" is a really twisted love song. Yes it\'s a love song. Ed wrote it, and even Ed can\'t tell you what the damn thing\'s about. He wrote an essay on it, but I never took the time to read the damn thing. I just enjoy the song.
2. \"In a Nutshell\" is one of the most perverse love songs; yes, they write a lot of those. It doesn\'t really make sense if you pay close attention to the lyrics...actually most of their songs don\'t, but if you take the song as a whole, it makes all the sense in the world.
Oh, if you haven\'t figured it out yet, he\'s speaking about the Stunt tour. And yes, they actually did go on stage wearing towels. Albeit they weren\'t naked under them, everyone had shorts on. How do I know? I met someone who saw the gorge show, out here in beautiful Eastern Washington, and one of the towels fell off.
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April 19th
11:04 am
Jungle Juice is evil. Evil with a capital \"E.\"
I never had it before, save the one cherry, and I didn\'t know how potent it was. By Allah, that stuff can get you drunk faster then any other alcohol and it tastes like candy. I couldn\'t tell you how many cups I drank last night, but someone carried me home. I couldn\'t tell you whom, because Trowa was just as drunk as I was.
From what I can recollect before the giant black spaces set in, I know that I asked Trowa if he wanted my cherry while straddling his lap. Actually, it was kind of funny. I had a cherry behind my back and when he gave me a puzzled look and pulled it out and bit the stem, dangling it from my lips right in front of him. It totally floored him, which in my drunken state, I thought was the funniest thing and I decided it would be even better to feed him the cherry and tie the stem into a knot.
That was something that I learned early in life. My sisters thought it would be good skill to learn. It\'s not has hard as some would lead you to believe, but you do have to use your teeth. In two minutes flat, I had a perfectly-tied cherry stem in my fingers and a shit-eating grin on my face as I felt his...well...you know, twitching. And then this incredible lip lock ensued and he wasn\'t the only one twitching after that.
Isn\'t it amazing that you don\'t care what people think when you\'re drunk? As long as everyone\'s having a good time, you\'ll strip down to your underwear and dance on tables. And I know what you thinking, or what you would be thinking if you could form coherent thoughts; I did not strip down to my skivvies and dance. That was Lola\'s job. Although I didn\'t know you could do a decent strip tease to \"Tiny Dancer\", but then again we were all pretty drunk and Wufei was the one singing.
I did get the chance to apologize to Hilde about stealing her brother away while she was visiting. She told me not to worry about it, she understood and besides it allowed her time to finish up a few of the songs. Apparently they aren\'t recording the album until after the tour and so she gets to come back into town for that. Which she was happy about; although, she wasn\'t as happy about that as Relena was.
I have to say the biggest shock of the night ReleRelena and Hilde making out on the couch. Wufei nearly got a nosebleed. I don\'t think anyone should have to watch two of their past lovers going at it hot and heavy together. And yes, I did say past lovers, but don\'t tell Duo. He\'d kill \'Fei if he knew Wufei slept with Hilde. Actually I think the proper description was, \"fucked me into my mattress\" but those were just his words. Duo nearly lost it when he noticed his sister\'s hand up Relena\'s shirt. At least Heero was there with more jungle juice to avoid the complete nervous breakdown. As it was, he just kept muttering, \"That my sister...and Lena...and my sister...\" with a half-horrified look on his face.
Speaking of Heero, I know I spoke with him last night about Duo, but that\'s where things start to get a little fuzzy. Well, really fuzzy. I think a managed a few \"poor baby\"s and a \"take good care of him\" or two. I\'m not sure if it made much sense, but I did get him to promise he would. I\'m not even sure if I got to the part about not fighting, but of course none of us were in any condition for serious discussions. I know I was thoroughly plowed. I just hope he got the message.
Well, enough musing about last night. I have a date to get ready for. Funny to think that a little over a week ago I didn\'t think there was a hope in hell that I was going to be the one with Trowa tonight. I couldn\'t be happier that it\'s me that he\'s taking with him...and coming home to every night...and the one he\'s kissing good morning... Just thinking about it is making me feel all gooey and tingly.
1:35 pm
All right, I didn\'t think it\'d been that long since I went to a concert that wasn\'t classical music, but apparently it was college and I don\'t think cargo pants and bowling shirts are appropriate to wear anymore.
Okay, don\'t tell anyone I did this, but back in college Duo drug me out to a Barenaked Ladies concert. They came out on the stage in towels and did all sorts of goofy things. It wasn\'t a half-bad show, but I was really out of my element there. I didn\'t understand what was going on most of the time, but the music was good. They even made up songs right there on stage. All-in-all, the entire group are very talented musicians, even if I didn\'t understand what that song about dictionaries and apples was about [1] or the one about Barbies \"doing it on the first date\" [2]. I did buy the album though. There\'s a great song on there about insomnia. They covered it for a Bon Marché commercial and absolutely ruined the entire thing.
2:10 pm
Duo called. He kept saying something about, \"Relena\'s dating my sister.\" I think he\'s still in shock about the entire thing. At least Heero\'s there, or I\'d still be holding the phone listening to Duo go on about that. At least I think it was Heero I heard in the background reminding him that he had something to say to me, unless Duo\'s got another man in his life that calls him \"Love\".
I\'m really starting to believe what Dorothy said about Heero having the heart of a gothic heroine inside the form of an Asian bodyguard. No one would have ever thought that from appearances.
But anyway, Duo\'s going to take me out to get something to wear tonight. At least I won\'t stand out too much.
4:25 pm
All right, now I have clothes to wear even though it was a harrowing experience. I have no idea how I survived it. Every time Hilde performs, he goes into uber-commando mode, since he doesn\'t want anything to embarrass his sister. I think it has something to do with Howard...it\'s a really long story and no one likes to go into it.
Today\'s biggest priority was making sure that everyone looked okay. He was worried the most about me, mostly because I have no idea about fashion. I really don\'t; that\'s why I let my sisters dress me for years. But we went to Structure and he found me some jeans and a muscle-tee.
Now that the clothing\'s taken care of, I just have to wait for Trowa to get home.
I really can\'t believe that I\'m so nervous about this. It isn\'t our first date and he has been staying with me for a week, but I\'m just all butterflies and nerves. I just don\'t...oh shit he\'s here. At least I\'m dressed.
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1. \"These Apples\" is a really twisted love song. Yes it\'s a love song. Ed wrote it, and even Ed can\'t tell you what the damn thing\'s about. He wrote an essay on it, but I never took the time to read the damn thing. I just enjoy the song.
2. \"In a Nutshell\" is one of the most perverse love songs; yes, they write a lot of those. It doesn\'t really make sense if you pay close attention to the lyrics...actually most of their songs don\'t, but if you take the song as a whole, it makes all the sense in the world.
Oh, if you haven\'t figured it out yet, he\'s speaking about the Stunt tour. And yes, they actually did go on stage wearing towels. Albeit they weren\'t naked under them, everyone had shorts on. How do I know? I met someone who saw the gorge show, out here in beautiful Eastern Washington, and one of the towels fell off.