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Dude Looks Like A Lady	By : RavenPan Category: Dragon Ball Z > General Views: 2412 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A/N: This here's a LOOOONG chapter, with a yummy lemon smack in the middle of it. Interesting things....

Also, have some fanart I did for the touch of Yuri we threw into here. It's Videl and Gohan, and can be found at "www" dot "deviantart" dot "com/deviation/10106167/" just take out the quotes and put a . wherever you see 'dot'. Warning: they're kissing.

Innocence is Futile
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Dude Looks Like A Lady
By Raven Pan and Alison Sky
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Chapter Sixty-Five
August 1, 799 - Wednesday
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Gohan was sitting in the kitchen, cutting up vegetables for dinner while Videl was out taking the kids on a long walk in the woods. Oh, he was going to really kill her one day. All morning... touching... teasing... trying to show Gohan what certain parts of her body reacted to.

And it was interesting to a point... she had no idea that touching certain places caused so much electricity in the female body...

The doorbell rang - it was well before time for anyone to pick up the kids though.

Gohan put the knife down and went to the door, rubbing her hands dry on the outside of her thighs... not the inside that Videl so liked to stroke lately... Gohan moaned softly. Why couldn't she stop thinking about this?!

"Who's there?" Gohan called.

"It's Trunks!"

Gohan smiled and opened the door. "You're early!"

Trunks sniffed, then blinked. Woah, was that cloud of pheremones coming off Gohan? "Uh, yeah, I kinda wanted to talk to you," he scrubbed a hand through his hair.

"Sure. Videl took the kids for a walk, so we've got all the time in the world. Come on in," Gohan waved Trunks inside.

He entered, and closed the door behind him. "Thanks, I just didn't think this was something Chibi'd want to hear."

"Well, no fear of him showing up... he called and said he was going to the movies with Marron," Gohan chuckled.

Trunks nodded, then leaned against the doorframe. "I think there's something seriously wrong with me."

"Well, we've known that since you were eight..." Gohan chuckled, sitting down on the couch.

He shook his head, "No, I mean..." he shook his head. "For years I never bothered trying to keep a girlfriend for more than a few dates, and if things started looking even remotely serious, I'd break it off immediately," he sighed, looking at the floor. "Now that I want to try and get something to work... I can't."

"Could it be that your reputation is too far imprinted that it just happens now?"

"Either that, or the damn tabloids," he shrugged. "I dunno, everything always seems to be going just fine, then something happens - and suddenly it's 'Oh, this isn't working out Trunks.' or 'you really shouldn't be dating women if you're gay', or 'aren't you a little.. effeminate?' and, of course the ever evil, 'you're just too nice.' Gah!" he flopped on the couch next to Gohan. "Maddening."

"Yeah.... well, for some reason, the girls these days don't want a good guy... or an asshole... they want what they think is a 'man', the knight in shining armor that still will let them be the strong one at times..." Gohan shrugged.

"Yeah, well at least when I was the asshole, things ended on my terms," he grumbled. "But, after seeing things from their point of view, I just can't do it to them."

"You're becoming mature, Trunks..." Gohan chuckled. "It's a good thing, even if it doesn't feel like it is."

"Well it's not making finding a wife any easier either," Trunks sighed, shaking his head. "I dunno, I just want to try and give the kids some stability.... but then it's not really my job to either, I'm just their 'uncle' after all," he frowned deeply

"Yeah, I've been meaning to ask how that came about?" Gohan asked, shifting in her seat.

"Well, they couldn't call me Mama anymore, people'd ask questions, I thought about Daddy, but Goten said things'd just get hairy with that - so considering I'm not a legal guardian, unless Goten dies - he figured it'd be better if I was Uncle. Reluctantly, I agreed. We have to give those kids some semblance of normalcy, I guess," He stared at the ceiling but when he finished speaking, he grit his jaw.

"Well... when they're older, I guess you could try to explain... " GOhan sighed. "I'm sorry..."

"What for?" Trunks asked absently.

"I know it must hurt... they are half of you, after all... and not being able to keep that family link..." Gohan shook his head.

"Yeah, I'm the secret parent - perfect dimestore novel," he couldn't keep the bitterness out of his voice as he closed his eyes. "I don't know what to do, Gohan. Chibi has every right to be Papa, to be their parent. Even though I went through Hell carrying Truten, by the time she's ten, she'll have forgotten I used to be a parent, and I'll just be the live-in deadbeat uncle."

"I don't think Goten will let your worth slip that far, Trunks... even if he can't be with you anymore, it doesn't mean he doesn't care for you any less than he ever did, ya know," Gohan pointed out.

"They're my kids too, damnit," Trunks whispered, now looking at his hands. "It may not be on purpose, but," he sighed and shook his head, "That's what's going to end up happening."

"I think you're getting carried away, Trunks..." Gohan stood up. "Come on, let's go for a walk."

"Sure," Trunks sighed, getting to his feet. Automatically, he held a hand out to help Gohan up - out of courtesy.

Gohan smiled and took it. Her skin tingled a bit and she blushed. "Thanks..." she said, then nodded her head to the door.

He helped her to her feet, then let go of her hand politely, following her through the door. "Maybe we should move back out here," Trunks mused, looking around. "The kids'll be near half their family, have plenty of room to roam...."

"You grow up out here, away from the city, you don't have to worry about what people think when the kids call you Mama..." Gohan pointed out. "I mean, it's just us, after all... and we know the truth."

"Yeah, until they go to school," he sighed. "But I like it where we are... I mean, we've been there over ten years, lots of memories in that place."

Gohan nodded and walked outside, walking along the treeline, her hands clasped behind her back. "I guess you have to make sacrifaces either way, Trunks... the kids can be homeschooled... I'm sure Mom wouldn't mind helping you and Goten... and they don't have to go to real school until they're older..."

"But what about playing with other kids?" Trunks asked, walking beside her.

"I didn't really hang out with anyone my age until I was 16..." Gohan pointed out. "I turned out normal... well... mostly." Gohan laughed.

"coughsaiyamancough" Trunks smirked down at her, "'nuff said."

"I would like to point out that Siayaman started AFTER I went to school, thank you very much." Gohan smiled.

Trunks shrugged.

Gohan placed a hand on Trunks's shoulder and squeezed a bit. "You'll figure something out, Trunks. You're a very smart, handsome man. Sooner or later you'll figure out how to get what you REALLY want in life."

"Why does everyone keep telling me that!" he jammed a hand through his hair. "First Noriko, then Goten, Yumi, Aiko, Suzume, and now you. Why does everyone think I don't know?!"

"Maybe because when you talk, you seem to have a dream state to your voice... and what you need is reality?" Gohan stated, rubbing Trunks's back a bit.

"Dream state?" Trunks blinked, looking down at Gohan. "I don't get it. Maybe I'm denser than usual today, but I honestly do know what I want - I just can't find it."

"You'll figure it out... maybe if you stop looking for a bit, it'll come back and hunt you down." Gohan smiled softly.

Trunks snorted. "Yeah, next time you see stability and acceptance, tell it to knock on my door," he said sarcastically.

"I'm just trying to help, Trunks..." Gohan said softly, still rubbing Trunks's back gently.

Trunks sighed, looking around at the trees on either side of their path, then down to Gohan, "I know," he sighed.

Gohan nodded, her hands rubbing a bit more gently, kinda tracing the lines on Trunks' back. He had such a firm body... did female hands feel mens bodies differently?

"Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places," Trunks shrugged, not minding her rubbing his back, it had a calming to it.

"Sometimes the things you want most, are right under your nose and you can't see them," Gohan stated. "My life's been a Cosmic Joke, Gohan," Trunks waved his hand. "There's nothing more to it than that."

"You could always write a book..." Gohan chuckled.

"The great novel of an ass of a man with hundreds of women, turned into a woman, back into a man and can't get a woman to save his life," he muttered. He stopped walking and leaned his head against a t
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