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Innocence
is Futile
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Dude Looks Like A Lady
By
Raven Pan and Alison Sky
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Chapter Sixty-Seven
September 13, 799 - Thursday
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Goten had
run into Marron at the park as he swept back fortforth in the swing
with Truten, the twins sleeping in the stroller beside them. They had
talked, and Goten remembered that Trunks was going to rent a few
movies for the night, and asked Marron if she wanted to come over.
So, handing Truten to Marron, Goten quickly pulled out his cellphone
and dialed Trunks's personal extension at the office.
"Briefs,"
a falsely-helpful voice answered.
Truten was busy playing
with one of Marron's pigtails.
"Oh, you sound So
enthusiastic," Goten chuckled, hoping off the swing and walking
over to check on the twins.
Trunks's voice changed
immediately. "Goten, save me!"
"I plan on it.
Cancel your appointments for a family emergancy," Goten smirked.
"Is it the kind that gets me out of work, or is it the
kind that will have me wearing the same clothes for a week?"
Trunks asked seriously, not hearing the smirk in Goten's voice.
"The kind that will get you out of work. You daughter is
hitting on a woman and I need you to come help me stop her,"
Goten looked over at Marron and waved.
Marron, oblivious,
just smiled and waved to Goten while tickling Truten.
Truten
giggled.
"Ah, well in that case, I'll lock in on your ki
and be there as soon as I can get things... taken care of,"
Trunks said, then hung up without waiting for a response.
Goten
chuckled, then turned off his phone. He walked back to Marron,
smiling. "Trunks is going to be able to get out early... so why
don't we head back to the apartment and I'll start cooking something
for dinner?"
"Sure thing!" Marron smiled,
standing up, Truten on her hip. Goten went to the baby carriage and
they made their way back towards the apartment.
Truten was
facinated with Marron's hair, it was so, "Laloooooh!"
Marron smiled. "She's so beautiful, Goten. Looks just
like you," she stated.
"EVeryone says that, but I
see more of Trunks in her," Goten replied.
The little
girl with wild black hair and purple bangs decided to reach out and
try to give Marron her bit of pretzel.
Marron smiled and ate
it. "Thank you..."
"Mar... that fell in the
sand three times...&quGoteGoten winced.
Marron spit it out
immediately.
"Yummm!!!!" Truten giggled. "AGAIN!"
she blew at Marron's face.
Marron stuck out her tongue and
blew back. "I was wrong... she has Trunks's personality."
"She's entered her terrible twos... it's only the
beginning..." Goten chuckled. They got the the apartment and
went upstairs, and Goten pushed the stroller inside. "Let me
change the twins and get them new bottles. Why don't you and Truten
play in the livingroom?"
"OK," Marron said,
and took the toddler to the livingroom to play.
TrutTruten just
blew at Marron again, then reached for her blonde pigtail again,
"Tug!"
"Oh n no no no no..." Marron
flipped the poinytail behind her back. "No tug."
Truten
screwed up her face, then shook her head. "No!"
"That's
right... no." Marron smiled, then blew on the toddler's face.
Truten blue hard in Marron's face, then squealed, wiggling
out of her arms, "Wanna play boom!"
"Boom?"
Marron asked, putting the chibi down.
Truten toddled over to
a couple of her blocks, tharefarefully worked to set them on top of
each other. Not exactly balanced, but at least piled.
Marron
knelt down next to the toddler, watching. She had a feeling what was
going to happen next.
Truten held her hands out in front of
her, and yelled "BOOM!!!!" then squealed, crouching down
and waving her hands through the pile, blocks going EVERYWHERE!
Marron laughed, holding up her hands to keep the blocks from
hitting her face. "Truten, that's not nice..." she laughed.
The child picked up two more blocks then TOSSED them in the
air, "BOOM! AAHAAA MAMA!!!!!!" She squealed, pushing
herself to her feet and running to the door.
Marron blinked
and stood up. "Truten, wait..." she said, following after
the toddler, not sure what was happening.
A minute later, the
sound of keys turning the lock could eardeard. "Truten, don't
stand by toor,oor," Trunks's chuckling voice came through.
Truten moved back then looked up as the door opened. "Mama!"
Trunks winced but said nothing, and the child whimpered then moved
forward, tugging on his jacket. "Unca?" He smiled and
reached down to pick her up. "How's my little girl?" He
tossed her into the air, then snuggled her.
Marron was in the
hallway and smiled. "Hey Trunks, long time no see," she
said.
He looked up from where Truten was now trying to reach
behind him toward his ponytail. "Marron," He smiled. "It's
good to see you."
"Same here. It's been a long
time," Marron came forward and flicked a piece of dirt off
Trunks' shoulder.
He chuckled. "I didn't know you were
going to be here," he shrugged. "I'd have picked something
up on the way home."
"Goten said he was going to
cook... but I'm sure he wouldn't mind having you get food... he's
been busy all day from what I hear..." Marron said.
"I'm
what?" Goten asked, walking to the kitchen, two rolled up
diapers in his hands going into the garbage.
"Busy,"
Trunks looked over at his best friend. "You should have told me
we had company, I could have picked something up."
"I
wanted to surprise you?" Goten smirked. Like he hadn't
known...
"Well, it worked," He shrugged.
"I'm
going to make something for dinner... what do you guyst?&qt?"
Goten asked.
"Well... Trunks was actually suggesting he
could go get something..." Marron stated.
"Why
don't we just all go out to a restaurante or something?" Trunks
suggested. "Kids..." Goten sighed.
"What?"
Trunks looked over. "There's highchairs... or I could call out
for pizza or something?" He suggested.
"Oh, there's
a great pizza place over by my college... we could go pick something
up!" Marron smiled.
"We should call, we'll need
about ten," Trunks decided.
"I'll go find the phone
book and get the number." Marron smiled and went to the phone,
the book right next to it and started flipping through pages.
Goten
walked out, shaking two baby bottles. "I thought you would have
figured it out over the phone," he whispered.
"I
thought you were just helping me get out of work, you wouldn't
BELIEVE the stupidity running rampant there today, I thought my head
was going to mush," he whispered back.
"You really
need to get a work from home position like your mom has..."
Goten chuckled.
"Bite me," Trunks rolled his eyes.
"How were the kids today?" he asked, shuffing off his
jacket and hanging it up.
"The twins were angels... and
your toddler was the devil incarnate, as usual..." Goten
smirked.
"Doesn't surprise me in the least," Trunks
shook his head. "She's too much like me."
"That
she is....Marron agrees as well," Goten smiled, then winced as
the twins started their crying chorus. "Got to feed the
monkeys... be right back..." He trotted off to the twins
bedroom.
Trunks shook his head, moving to sit on the edge of
a chair so he didn't track dirt into the house, seeing as he'd have
to go out again to get the food anyhow.
"OK, I got the
number... I'll call them in cause I can get my student discount...
what kind of toppings do you want?" Marron asked.
"Four
mushroom and meatball, four everythings, one cheese and sausage, and
one whatever you want," Trunks said with a smile. "Need me
to write it down?"
"Um... no, but I might ask you
again," Marron smiled and picked up the phone, calling in the
order, turning her back to Trunks.
He took a moment to look
at her, having not seen her in a few years. Time had treated her
well, she still didn't look any over twenty three.... He couldn't
help but notice how long her legs were, either.
One which
automatically lifted and bent upwards as she leaned over the table,
talking to the pizza guy. She smiled and laughed. "No, it's not
a frat party, George... I swear...."
He chuckled, his
gaze travelling up that natural curv to her skirt her waist, so
small.
Goten came back out of the twin's rood lod looked at
Trunks, shook his head, and walked past searching for Truten.
Trunks noted it and looked at Goten, raising his eyebrows.
Truten was currently stacking video games for a game of
'boom' in the corner... behind the television.
Goten closed
his eyes, then ed bed behind the tv. "How did you get back there
cutie?" he asked, reaching down for her.
"I
Climbed!"
Goten sighed and picked her up, tossing her
into the air. "What have we told you about climbing?"
"WHEEEE!!!!" She giggled.
"Take your
monster," Goten said, handing Truten to Trunks.
"TRUTEN
MONSTER!" Truten giggled, grabbing onto Trunks's nose as he took
her.
"Leggo by dozeot; ot;
Goten just chuckled.
Marron hung up the phone and came over, leaning on Goten's shoulder
comfortably... they had slipped back into friend roles very quickly.
"Ten pizzas with our names on it are being cooked as we speak.
Ready Trunks?"
"HONK HONK!" Truten squealed
loudly, pulling on Trunks's nose with each one.
He nodded,
"Iv I cad ged by doze back...." he crossed his eyes,
causing Truten to squeal, tug harder, and blow in his face while
giggling.
"Why don't you take her with you... you could
say that it's a new fashion accessory?" Goten joked, and Marron
laughed.
"Wadda be by doze ring?" Trunks asked his
daughter. "Ma...uncle!" Truten blinked. "PiZZA!!!!"
Marron laughed and walked over, tickling Truten. "Let go
of Trunks, enieenie," she cooed.
"LAHLOOOH!"
Truten reached for Marron, giggling.
Marron held the girl,
shaking her head to get her hair behind her head. "We should be
back in about twenty minutes," Marron told Goten, who nodded.
"Coming, Trunks?"
"Sure thing, Marron, we can
take my car," he said, opening the door for her.
"Say
bye bye to papa," Marron turned Truten back and waved at Goten.
"Bye bye Papa!!!" Truten waved both hands then
clapped them. "Car Drive!"
"Yes," Trunks
chuckled. "We're going for a drive."
Marron smiled
and closed the door. Once they were gone, Goten let out a long
breath, then went to the couch and just flopped down on it, staring
at the ceiling. I'm going to handle this... I'm going to handle
this... he whispered in his head over and over again.
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They
got down and Trunks decapsulised his Porsche, amusing to see, for
there were three carseats in it. He moved to open the door. "Drive
with Uncle!
"Which one is hers?" Marron asked,
bouncing the toddler on her hip.
Truten wriggled, "Put
Down!" she shouted at Marron, her eyes demanding.
"Ok,
ok!" Marron laughed, and leaned into the back of the car,
working to strap Truten in the center carseat.
Trunks
chuckled as she finished strapping his daughter in and shut the door,
thpenepened the door for her to get into the car as well.
"Thanks,"
Marron smiled and got in.
"You're welcome," he made
sure she was settled then shut the door, going around to the drivers
side and getting in, turning on the car as he put on his belt.
Truten started giggling and threw a toy forward. Trunks
caught it and tosst bat back, "No throwing."
"Nonononono!!" Truten giggled.
"Seems
to be her favorite word," Marron stated, then turned around and
tickled the toodler.
Truten giggled, batting at Marron's
hands.
"Pretty much," He chuckled, putting the car
into gear and pulling away. "You'll have to tell me where we're
going."
"Head towards Sataan College, and hang a
left on Turbine Drive."
"Sounds a plan," He
nodded, smiling as he glanced over ar, mr, making his way down the
street.
Marron kept playing with Truten, then turned back and
smiled, running her hands through her hair. "So, how's life
treating ya, Trunks?"
Okay, that caught him off guard.
"It's going alright, basically juggling work and the kids,"
he chuckled. "How about you? Goten said you're in grad school?"
"Yup. I WAS trying to get into acting, but after all the
schooling, I really got into playwriting, so I'm getting an english
masters and plan on writing movies and plays."
"Wow,
that's pretty impressive. Is there any particular style you're going
after, or just about anything?" he asked, curious.
"Everything... I don't want to get latched onto one
particular genre," Marron smiled, then pointed. "Turn
there."
"Ah, okay," he put on his blinker,
then followed as she directed. "That seems like a good i
tha
that way you won't be type-set."
"And that way I
can write whatever my heart wants... not what's popular or what I'm
expected to," Marron smiled, then pointed. "There's the
place."
He carefully pulled up to the curb, turning off
the car. "Doing what your heart wants to, is a noble dream - I
really hope you succeed with it," He smiled to her as he got out
of the car, opening the back door to gather his sleeping daughter out
of her car seat, holding her in trookrook of his arm up against him.
She woke briefly, blinking wide blue eyes at her parent, then closed
them, patting his chest as she fell back asleep.
Marron
followed, leading Trunks into the place. "Hey, Joseph! Joey,
it's Marron!!"
From the back, a large fat man came
forward, wiping his hands on his shirt. "Marron, sweetie, how
you doing dear? What's this I hear about a frat party you're going
to?"
Marron laughed. "I'm not going to a frat
party, Joey... just visiting a few friends." She turned to
Tru &qu "This is an old friend, Trunks. Trunks, this is Joey,
the owner."
Trunks held out his free hand to shake the
owners, "Pleased to meet you." He was a little self
conscious, only now realising he was still dressed from work.
"Pleasure's mine, Mister Briefs," Joey shook hand.and. "Not often I get celebrities in this hole in the wall."
"Well, we need to eat too," he chuckled, shaking
firmly before taking his hand back, shifting Truten in his arms.
"What's the damage?" he asked, pulling out his wallet.
"Well, I WOULD say free, but I know Mar here would hit
me and shove dollarsn myn my pants... then again..." he smirked,
and Marron leaned over and hit him, hard, on the shoulder.
Trunks
chuckled, "And rightfully so," he smiled. Truten whimpered
and tugged on his ear a little, and he rubbed her back as she settled
back to sleeping.
"Is that little one yours?" Joey
asked, pulling up the divider between the counter and seating area.
"I love children."
"Yes, she's my eldest,
Truten," He said. "Going anywhere in the car just puts her
to sleep instantly."
"Yeah, the vibrations from the
car through their carseat will do that to them," Joey bent over
to look at Truten's face. "Such pretty hair... those lavander
locks are surely from your side, huh?" he laughed.
Trunks
chuckled, "Bound to be, the other side's got black hair for
generations, as far as I know."
Truten opened one eye
and looked at Joey, then blinked both eyes open, not sure wha
thi
think yet.
"Hey cutie..." Joey said softly, smiling
at Truten. He had a look like a clean faced Italian Santa Clause.
"Don't scare the baby, Joey... she might think you'll
eat her..." Marron joked, sitting up on the counter.
"Nah,
nothing scares this kid," Trunks chuckled, pulling her away a
little.
Truten scrunched up her face a little then yawned and
then grinned, three teeth on the top, four on the bottom, as she
reached out toward Joey with a squealing giggle.
"Can
I?" Joey asked, his eyes twinkling as he tickled Truten's chin.
Truten giggled again, then practically launched herself out
of Trunks's arms. He barely kept hold of her. "I think she says
yes," he chuckled as his daughter latched onto the man's collar
with one hand and started reaching for his mouth with her other.
Joey laughed. "Hey Kiddo... want rlicrlic knot? You can
feed me one of those instead of you fingers..." Joey laughed,
bouncing Truten and wag heg her behind the counter.
Marron
smiled, then walked over to Trunks, leaning against him. "Don't
worry, Joey's harmless."
He chuckled, finding himself
putting an arm around her comfortably, "I'm not worried, it
takes a lot to phase her. Besides, kids are great judges ow
trw
trustable a person is... at least at this age," he said with a
nod, listening to Truten giggling.
Joey tossed a garlic knot
into the oven, holding Truten far to the other side so she could
touch anything, then pulled it out almost immediatly and handed it to
the chibi.
"Yeah... and Joey is probably right around
her age mentallo,&qo," Marron chuc. Trunks smiled, then made sure the picture was
perfect in the camera's digital window, before taking the photograph.
Marron smiled. "We should wake him up..." she
stated. "Otherwise he'll be up all night..."
"We
should..." Trunks sighed, putting the camera away. He then moved
forward to take Teena, and her bottle, from Goten.
Goten's
eyes opened wide at the broken contact with his daugther. He looked
up and saw Trunks, then settled back down, smiling. "You're
back..." he stated.
"Yeah, just gonna put the cutie
back to bed. We brought food too," he chuckled.
Goten
sat up. "Yeah, she was hungry... I didn't want her to wake
Gotenks, so I gave her a small bottle and brought her out here."
"And took a nap," Trunks chuckled, disappearing
into the nursery.
"Yeah, well..." he rubbed his
head, looking at Marron and Truten. "I guess I was tired."
"After what you did today, I wouldn't be surprised,"
Marron chuckled, coming over to put Truten in Goten's lap.
Trunks
came back, bringing the boxes into the living room and putting them
onto the coffee table, as well as bringing in a bib and plate for
Truten, "What's that?"
"Oh, nothing!"
Goten said quickly, giving Marron a look.
"It's not like
it's a bad thing," Marron said, smiling.
"Oh c'mon
tell me," Trunks encouraged, pulling out a piece of the cheese
pizza, and using a bit of ki on the tip of his finger to cut it into
smaller pieces for Truten.
"Goten won a writing
contest," Marron said, grabbing a slice for herself.
"Mar..."
Goten blushed.
"Writing contest?!" Trunks blinked,
looking at Goten. "Since when do you write?" he asked,
utterly surprised.
Goten just looked at his hands
thoughtfully.
"Well, he's been scribbling at the park
while Truten plays, and he wrote this really cute short story, and I
entered it under a pen name into a contest at school, and it won
first place." Marron explained. "It's nothing to be
embarrassed about, Goten."
"Congratulations,"
Trunks grinned, taking Truten and setting her on the ground with her
plate of food, letting her have at it. "I'd love to see it."
Goten bit his lip. "Ok..." he looked up at Marron
and glared a moment, then reached for a slice.
"Oh come
on, Goten... it's not like it's a crime to write a good story..."
Trunks reached for a slice as well, "Don't be all
embarrassed, Chibi - I'm sure it's great."
Goten just
shrugged and nibbled on his slice.
Trunks sighed, taking his
slice and eating it, frowning slightly - wondering why it was such a
big deal.
Marron finished hers and reached for a second.
"Sheesh, you guys eat so slow..." she teased.
"Is
that a challenge, Marron?" Trunks asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Maybe..." Marron smirked.
Goten chuckled.
"I thought we figured out, oh, about fifteen years ago,
that getting into a speed eating contest with a demi-saiyajin was a
bad idea,&quorunkrunks chuckled, reaching for another slice.
"I've gotten better since then...." Marron
chuckled, reaching for her third.
He finished his second and
reached for his Third. "Hey Goten, want to judge?" he
asked, his eyes sparkling just the tiniest bit... more than they had
in months.
"Sure... just give me this and I'll be fine."
He stood up and stole a fresh pie, then sat back and watched.
Trunks caught Marron's eye, then nodded, signaling the start,
before he started chowing down.
Marron had skill, eating the
toppings first, then the bread.
Trunks couldn't help but
chuckle as he reached for his next piece, simply devouring it in four
bites.
Goten watched, shaking his head. He knew Marron could
eat a lot... but as much as Trunks... he didn't think it was gonna
happen.
Marron finished her third, fourth, and started her
fifth at the same time as Trunks.
Trunks was most definitely
impressed, but grabbed his sixth and seventh at once and pressed them
together like a sandwich as he ate them.
"That's
cheating!" Marron stated, throwing a slice at him.
Trunks
caught it in the air, "No it's not," He grinned, grabbing
that and adding it to his 'sandwich'.
Marron wrinkled her
nose. "Goten!"
"You guys didn't make rules on
slice sandwhiches..." he shrugged, but smiled.
"It's
the same amount of food," Trunks chuckled as he finished it,
"But if you want I'll wait until you've caught up and go slice
by slice again," he said innocently.
Marron stuck out
her tongue. "Forget it... I give up," she laughed.
"So
easy?" Trunks asked, reaching for another slice, "Too bad,
guess I'll have to find you a consolation prize," he chuckled,
going back to eating at a more... normal pace.
Marron
chuckled. "I'm sure you can think of something..." she
smirked.
Goten shook his head. "Your Uncle's silly,"
he talked to the toddler next to him.
Trunks recovered from
his wince expertly as he reached for another piece of pizza, "I'm
sure I can."
Marron winked, then grabbed another slice.
He smiled slightly, then gave his crust to Truten for gnawing
on as he took another slice for himself.
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