THE SCROLL OF DEADALUS

This is going to be it for a little while because of midterms. I\'ll do more when I can!
Warning - naked Edward being VERY NAUGHTY ahead!
Disclaimed - FMA isn\'t mine. If it was Roy and Ed would have been together from episode one!
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Just thinking about what happened in that small study got Edward hard. He may have started that night off an unwilling participant but by the end he had wanted everything Mustang gave him. Roy Mustang may be a morally bankrupt Colonel with a god complex but he was an incredible lover. Edward couldn’t tell if the chill that shook him was from the memory of Mustang’s hands on his body or from the cold. He had no idea Mustang was capable of making anyone feel that amazingly good. No wonder he had had so many lovers in the past. The guy really knew how to please.

Edward’s cock had become a flagpole. He would have to get rid of this boner in a hurry. He couldn’t let that creep Jade catch him looking like this. He wasn’t sure if that pervert would come back to check on him to make sure he didn’t take off before using the scroll to clear the cave but he wasn’t going to take any chances. Thinking about Roy Mustang was what got him into this mess and he was going to have to do the same to get himself out of it. He closed his eyes imagining the wind rustling his hair was Roy’s hands and the rough hillside he was leaning against was Roy’s firestarting Alchemist glove. The way Roy had looked at him when they were on the roof and the feel of his finger as he pressed it against his lips….

While his mind was in another place Edward’s hands were on his own body touching, caressing, stroking. As he pumped his length, in his mind it was Roy doing this to him, Roy making every inch of him tingle, his experienced hand bringing him to climax. Edward moaned aloud as he ejaculated hard against the stony surface. As he slumped to the ground Edward wondered if Roy ever had thoughts like this about him.

A scream that was a mixture of terror and agony pulled Edward from his reverie. Without any concern for his nakedness, he leaped to his feet and raced up towards the cave mouth, which was the source of the sound. By the time he got there the only thing he found was some scattered ashes from the two scrolls and the charred beyond recognition corpse of what may have been a man.

Jade.

He wasn’t the only one that had been drawn to the cave mouth by the noise. A few scruffy looking children, followed by their mothers and some older folks cautiously poked their heads out. When the women caught a glimpse of the naked Alchemist they grabbed their children attempting to cover their eyes. The others looked at him bewildered and not sure what they found more alarming: the fact he was there or the fact he was naked.

“Aw, crap,” Edward said his face going red from embarrassment.

“Who are you?” A man demanded.

“Edward Elric,” Edward said not surprised when the name brought no reaction.

“What happened to him?” he asked pointing at the blackened body.

“He tried to perform forbidden Alchemy and it came back to bite him,” Edward explained.

“That was an Alchemist?” the man cried shocked.

“Was, yes,” Edward affirmed.

“And what about you?” he continued looking at Edward’s auto-mail limbs. “You are not an Ishbali and you’re too young to be a soldier. What is your story?”

“You don’t want to know.”

“Ed!”

The sound of his name coming from behind made Edward Elric turn with a start. It was Major Hawkeye and a few of her men. She gasped when she saw he was naked and at least had the decency not to look down but to keep her eyes meeting his.

“Is he with you?” the man demanded not happy to see a bunch of soldiers on what apparently was his doorstep

“Yes,” the Major replied. “And we’re all leaving. Sorry to have bothered you.” She turned to her men and said pointing at the remains of the Furher’s Alchemist, “Clean that up. And then we are out of here.”

Edward made use of the momentary distraction to get back down the incline and back into his clothing. Having Major Hawkeye and her unit see him in the buff was beyond humiliating. The second he was dressed he told the nearest soldier he was going back to the Jeep and got out of there as fast as his legs could carry him.

When he got back to the Jeep he saw Alphonse standing there waiting for him. “Are you all right?” he asked.

“Nothing wounded but my pride,” Edward announced as he climbed into the Jeep.

“What happened?”

“Jade attempted to use that scroll to clear the cave not realizing it had a recursive element. So instead of incinerating everyone in the cave he cooked the scrolls and himself,” Edward told him. He smiled up at the armored face and said, “Glad you decided to keep my recursive element.”

“It was the only way to maintain the desired effect.”

Edward gave his brother a warm smile. “Thanks.”

“What for?”

“Saving my ass.”

“What are you talking about?” Alphonse asked confused.

“Jade didn’t want our research, he wanted me,” Edward began. “I pretended to go along with his perverted fantasy to get him to use the scroll. It worked.”

“You were willing to let him do that to get the scroll back?” Alphonse asked shocked and a little horrified.

“It’s called taking one for the team, Al,” Edward explained.

“I can’t believe you’d do something like that!”

“Look, I’ll do anything to keep us both a live and together,” Edward stated softly his gold eyes darkening with the depth of his feeling. “Equivalent exchange, Al. Give something up to get what you need in return.”

“You are not to do stuff like that! It may not hurt you now but it will later,” Alphonse told him. “Promise me you won’t let anyone use you that way.”

Edward turned to look out the window. “I promise,” he replied softly but Edward knew this was a promise he could not guarantee he would be able to keep.

Alphonse put an arm protectively around Edward’s shoulder and pulled him close so Edward could lean against his steel chest. “Try and get some rest, brother. It’s going to be a long trip back to Central.”

“I know and you make a lousy pillow Al.”

Alphonse just held him a little tighter and Edward curled his legs up under him. He looked ever more small and childlike as he lay in an almost fetal position on the Jeep’s back bench seat with his head buried in Alphonse’s armored chest.

Colonel Roy Mustang heaved a sigh as he climbed into the front seat next to the driver. He looked back at the two brothers and smiled slightly. Edward was passed out like a light and it was hard to tell if Alphonse was awake or asleep. It wasn’t like that suit of armor had an on/off switch. He reached back and gently brushed a stray wisp of hair out of Edward’s face. The touch of Edward’s skin against his bare hand brought many pleasant thoughts to mind. Anyone looking at Edward now would think he was a sweet little boy. He sure looked sweet with that soft blond hair framing his cherubic face but when he was awake that perception got erased the second Edward Elric opened his mouth. Why he, Roy Mustang, had fallen for a sixteen year old Alchemist with the body of a Greek god and the personality of a cat’s rectum he’ll never know.

Guess I’m just a masochist; the Flame Alchemist mused as he motioned to the driver to head out.
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This is the end of THIS adventure. ROY and EDWARD will be back in another story that will pick up EXACTLY
where this one leaves off. I am posting that one under a separate title because it is a whole NEW storyline
for our brave boys and will deal with the growing feelings between ED and ROY!!!

PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! THANKS!!!!!