Lena kitty

Title: Lena Kitty
Author: DBZVelena
Disclaimer: All disclaimers ever created for fanfiction, here apply.

Note: You asked for it, you got it. LOL, I think I like writing it as much as you guy's like reading it.
No animals were hurt in the making of this fic. And it has the official paw of approval from my cat Lucky,
The inspiration for this fic.

Chapter 7

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I stretch lazily on the couch. Duo is sitting next to me, staring at Heero. Heero doesn't even notice.
Heero is to busy with that black thing he calls a laptop. Humans are so dumb, its obvious that Duo wants Heero for his mate.
His hole demeanor changes when Heero's near, not to mention the change in his smell.
Its also obvious that Heero feels the same way, well obvious to me that is. Cus wile Duo acts completly different with Heero,
Heero hardly acts different from any other time. But you can't hide smell, and its obvious at the whiskers on my face,
that Heero wants Duo.
The only problem is, they dance around each other like dogs chasing their tail. Sometimes I wonder if maybe humans
and dogs are related. Cus they sure act the same dumb way. All do I have yet to see a human wag his tail.
But that's just because they don't have one. Do Duo has his tail fur thing. I think he calls it a braid.
hmmm, maybe I should give those two a lil help. Hey if I can fight Ozzies, I can do anything.
But how to go about it, I can't just meow to them. I have figured out that most of the time they are clueless to what I say.
Hmm, I could get Heero when Duo is dreaming again. Duo usually smells like he's in heat around that time.
And he usually keeps asking for Heero. Yes, if that won't give him a clue I don't know what will.
But how will I get Heero to go to Duo in the middle of the night?
Then I notice the cable coming from Heero's laptop. He can't play with his laptop if an item is missing.
And if I happen to have that item, he'll just have to follow me to get it back.
I get off the couch and go over to where Heero is busy. But what to get? I cant take the whole laptop, to heavy.
I jump on to the table that Heero is working on and observe him a wile.
Heero's hands go over the buttons with incredible speed. I almost want pounce them, but I know better.
Last time I pounced, I got thrown on the bed. Besides I'm here to observe,
to see what I could take so he'll have to follow me. Then his right hand moves over a small ball thing.
Its not attacked to the laptop, but apparently it belongs to it non the less.
Perfect, it fits right in my jaw. I smile, not that humans could or would notice. A cat smile is nuthing like a human smile.
Humans smile with their mouth, cats smile with their eyes and whiskers. only other cats would notice such a thing.
Tonight I will make my move. Heero usually works till deep in the night, sometime he's up longer than I am.
Maybe Heero has some cat in him. cus he smiles like a cat does, with his eyes more than his mouth.
And he needs only a little sleep just like cats. But naaa, if anybody is like a cat its Trowa human.
Trowa really does act like a cat, speaking more with his eyes than his mouth. And he's as graceful as a cat.
I even saw him self groom him self, well that fur over his eyes. Not his entire body. So he might have some cat ancestor.
But then again Duo prob has that too. He's more silent in his movements than any of the other humans. And he's graceful,
not to mention that he has a tail. Even if its not a real tail.
I go back to Duo, and curl up on his lap. And I start purring wile he caresses me. purrrrrrrr purrrrrrrr.

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Duo sat on the couch, doing his favorite thing ever since he knew Heero. Staring at the object of his hottest dreams.
Heero didn't know it but Duo always had to collect a bit of courage before he would bug the hell out of the bishonen.
So he would take a lil bit of time, just watching Heero before he'd pounce and nag Heero till his next "Omae o korosu".
Duo suspected Heero used that to keep people at arms length, and it worked most of the time.
But Duo had to bug Heero, it was the only way he'd get a lil bit of Heero's attention. Not to mention Heero's ability
to forget that he's human and needs to eat and sleep once in a wile. Not that Duo didn't understand.
He knew Heero had the tendency to get so caught up in what he's doing that he simply forgets the rest of the world.
Which included food, sleep, Duo. So Duo would nag Heero just to remind him that there was such a thing
as the rest of the world. And Usually he was rewarded with either a "Hn" or a "Omae o korosu" depending on what mood
Heero was in. //He's off in his own private world again, he doesn't even notice Lena next to him on the table.//
Duo smiled. It was a cute picture of a kitten staring intently at Heero's fingers moving over the keyboard.
Duo was about to get up and bug Heero again when Lena came and curled her self up in his lap.
"Had enough of watching Heero's fingers ey Lena?" Duo pets Lena, oblivious to Heero's stare.
Duo hadn't bugged him all morning, and the reason why was currently purring in his lap.
Heero knew it was ridicules to be jealous of a cat, even more so cus he was a soldier and not supposed to have any feelings.
Let alone feelings for his partner. But ever since that lil kitten had come in Duo's life it seemed that she took
the attention that normally was reserved for him. And it bothered Heero that Duo didn't pay the same amount of attention
as he used to do on him. On the other hand it did give lots of opportunities for Heero to observe Duo.
//Yes observer, I'm not staring at him, I'm observing his behavior.// Heero was fully aware that he was deluding him self.
But he simply could not give in to the fact that he was in deed head over heals for the braided baka.
//Besides he's not gay, I've seen him flirt with girls at every school we've been to. He'd prob freak out if he knew.//
Heero turned back to what he was doing. Transferring OZ funds in to numerous accounts all over the place.
He wondered if OZ even noticed that they kept losing funds for no apparent reason. Well if they did,
they sure didn't make it hard on him. But then again, they might just be trying to locate him. As if that be successful,
by the time they had pinpointed his location, they would have already left again. And OZ would have wasted funds
on trying to track him down wile he led them on several "Wilde goose chases" as Duo would put it.
Duo, now playing with Lena and his braid. Lena was the only one that got to touch that braid with Duo's permission.
Not that Heero wouldn't touch it, cause he did, when he could not resist the temptation. But Duo never gave explicit
permission to anybody to touch it. Only Lena got to play with it freely. Another reason to be jealous.
Heero grunted, forcefully concentrating on what he was doing.

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I'm curled up on Duo's bed, and I'm waiting. Waiting for Duo to start that dream already. When it annoys you all he does
is talk in his sleep about Heero. But when you actually want him to talk he's silent as a mouse. hmmpff Humans, they
never do what you want them to do. Then I notice Duo starts tossing, and then yup there he goes "Ow Heero I love you,
please Heero more please." That's my queue. And I take off to find Heero.
I find Heero still busy on his laptop on the very same place as earlier that day. Good, now for the first part.
Softly I jump on Heero's table and I observe him for a sec. He's off in his own world, doesn't even notice me.
Well then I'll just have to fix that wont I. I stalk to the other side of the laptop, and get ready to make a run for it.
The track is fairy easy. I jump on top of Heero's laptop, grab the ball object in my mouth and make a run for Duo's bed room.
By the time I'm there I'm sure Duo has gotten to the best part of his dream, or the worst pending on point of view.
Ok, ready, set, GO!
And I pounce on the laptop, totally surprising Heero. I grab the ball thing and make a run for it. Heero right behind me,
cursing lots of "Omae o korosu's" still don't get what that means, but I don't care. I run strait in to Duo's room
and hide under the bed. Heero enters the room just as the best part starts. "Ow God Heero, I love you so much. Please
make love to me. I need you." I smirk, Duo human is always sooo vocal during that dream.
I come out of my hiding place to see Heero's reaction. Well? you gonna pounce him now or what?
Heero just stands there, watching, listening. Seeing how Duo tosses and turns as he moans for Heero again.
He just stands there for a full 5 minutes and then the dream ends and Duo calms down again.
I see Heero leave, and I'm totally confused. Why didn't he pounce Duo?
It was obvious he wanted to, I could smell that from under the bed. And now he knows Duo wants him too,
so what is the problem? hmmpff Humans, stupid, dense, humans. If Heero won't pounce Duo, I'll get Duo to "pounce" Heero.
I grin, ow I already have the perfect idea. Its all gonna be timing, but if it works it will be perfect.
But first I have to give Heero his toy back. So I take the ball thing to Heero's room,
dropping it in front of his closed door. I'm sure He'll find it.

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Heero was typing in his journal. At night was the only time he could do that. Any other time He would run the risk
of somebody reading over his shoulder. But not at night, at night was the only time he'd let a little of his guard down.
And he'd write, about what happened that day, his thoughts, his emotions, things that frustrated him. Everything,
even what he felt about Duo. It was prob the best secured file on his laptop. Not even his mission reports were
that encrypted.
Suddenly Heero is interrupted by Lena, who jumped on the keyboard. A second later she grabs the mouse and takes off.
"Come back with that, you crazy cat. Omae o korosu." Heero runs after her, and almost catches her on the stairs.
but she's to fast.
Running after her, he noticed that she goes strait for Duo's room. Where the door is open.
As Heero enters he suddenly freezes. "Ow God Heero, I love you so much. Please make love to me. I need you."
//Duo? dreaming about me?// The words slowly seep into Heero's mind. //He loves me? How can he love me?//
Heero is frozen on the spot. Staring at Duo, moaning for him. //How can he? Its just a dream. He doesn't
know what he's saying.//
Then Duo settles down as the dream passes and the trance that held Heero captive is broken. Heero goes back to his laptop.
Mind filled with questions, but no answers. After finishing his entry in his journal without the use of a mouse,
Heero goes to bed, mind still filled with questions.

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The next morning I wake up at a very loud "Omae o korosu". I guess he found his ball thing. I stretch,
then I remember my plan. Hehehehe, If Heero won't pounce Duo. Duo will end up on top of Heero. I take off,
to position my self half way down the stairs. Like every morning since we had gotten there, First Heero and
then Duo come down the stairs. Heero is almost at the bottom when Duo reaches where I'm at.
That's when I jump in front of Duo. He startles, tries to avoid me, trips and comes crashing down the stairs.
Right in Heero's arms. Well body that is. As I look down the stairs I see Heero face down with Duo right on top of him.
And they don't look like they are enjoying their situation. Damn didn't work.
Apparently unlike cats humans don't end up on their feet when they fall. Gotta remember that.
Now what am I gonna do. I really need some ideas on how to get those together.
They're frustrating me, and a nervous cat is not good for anybody's drapes.
I walk past the two dumb humans in to the kitchen. Time for breakfast, and I'm hungry.

TBC?

BTW: Any suggestions on how to get those two "dumb humans" together are very welcome.