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The diabolical switch!	By : Vegetaswriter Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 4187 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 7
          Goku’s foot thumped against the earth, glaring at the prince with contained fury; embarrassment and shock still running high in his system, his son nearly jumped him! “So… aren’t you going to tell me exactly what the hell that was all about?”
            A sigh of exasperation left the prince’s lips, finding himself once again in another situation which involved ‘talking things out’, pinching the bridge of his nose he groaned; what the fuck is wrong with this rag-tag group, there’s always something happening with them, inner circle drama, to the damn world ending, every goddamn day is like a fucking kinder surprise. For the first time in many years he missed the days cruising space in his pod in suspension; peace.
            “Fuck, Vegeta, say something! My son almost jumped me, well… almost jumped ‘you’…” Goku raised a brow, his lip dipping down in a frown. “And it isn’t the first time, explain.”
            Vegeta replied with a scoff. “He was just hormonal, Kakarot, he didn’t have much control over himself.” Vegeta fell to the ground, sitting across his ol’ time rival. “Honestly, Kakarot, don’t you know anything?” He rubbed his temples, cursing the earthlings under his breath; sure leave all this craziness to him. “You are not human. Your sons are Halflings. We, Sayians, are similar to humans, however, we are not.” Vegeta took a huge breath, slowly and surely preparing to explain things to the slower. “We, You and I”
            “Vegeta just get on with it! I’m not stupid.” Goku growled, frustrated by Vegeta antagonizing tedious explanation, anxious to get to the meat of it.
            “Fine, here’s the point of it all, the body you are currently residing in is a bloody Merkas, and your son is a substandard male looking to breed like any other male when they scent a bitch heat.” Vegeta spat.
            Goku remain sitting for quite sometime, a blank confused look plastered his face, gazing dumbly at the man across from him, much like a wide eyes open mouth child when they hear Santa wasn’t real. Sluggishly he returned to the world enough to give a strained perplexed reply. “Ohh, kay…” He swallowed. “What now?”
            Vegeta groaned, titling his head back, praying to any deity listening to just end him now. “Merkas, Kakarot, Merkas. I’m a Merkas.”
            “Well, that’s all well and good in all but that still tells me nothing, what the heck is a merkas?”
            “Our planet has three genders. Merkas, female, and male, a merkas, Kakarot, is much like a man and woman mashed together, and much like a woman a merkas has fertility cycles. Only for a merka, their scent is intensified due to not having a cycle every month. Now, your son came to my home while I was at the crest of my cycle and scented me, since that day he tried to do what many Sayian males would, breed, and every time he had, I gave the kid a boot.”
            “Okay, hold on a minute.” Goku palmed his face, looking down. “So, I’m getting what you are saying, Vegeta. Goten only tried something because your body is going into its cycle?”
            “I’m no where near my cycle, Kakarot. Trust me, you’ll know.”
            “So then why did he try today?”
            “Because he is hormonal damnit, I said that already.” He huffed, crossing his arms. “It will pass when he finds another suitable mate, right now his Sayian male hormone wants to breed with another.”
            Goku raised a skeptical brow. “Okay so, if all that’s true. Why hasn’t any of that affected me? How come, after all this time knowing you, I never noticed any changes in you?”
            Vegeta chuckled. “You think I’d come anywhere near you in my cycle? I’m not stupid Kakarot, I slipped only once when your son came around, trust me, a mistake like that will never happen again.”
            “Where do you go?”
            “I get off the planet, orbit space for a little while, or make sure I’m far away from your lot.” Vegeta relaxed slightly, oddly enjoying this rare moment with his rival; just two sayians talking. “Remember when the androids first came, and I was a little late?”
            “Honestly I had forgotten about it.” He stuttered from the glare he received. “I...I haven’t forgotten about you saving my ass!” Goku chuckled. “Really I didn’t, I just forgotten that you weren’t right there with me in the beginning.”
            “Whatever.” Vegeta scoffed with a dry humored chuckle. “Anyways, I would have been there at the beginning if it wasn’t for my cycle, hit me hard those few days; must have been from turning super during my training. I had to make sure any lingering scents were washed and gone from me before I even attempted coming close to you.”

            Goku’s finger toyed with a small pebble, pushing it around in the loosen soil. “Why do you have to hide it from me?” Goku frowned. “I’m not going to make fun of you or anything; it’s a natural thing for you.”
            “Are you kidding me?” Vegeta retorted. “You, making ‘fun’ of me is the least of my concerns. I don’t need another one trying to hunt me down to breed.”
            Goku shook his head, startled. “I wouldn’t do that! Come on, it can’t be that bad.”
            Vegeta smirked. “Yeah, that’s what you think.” Vegeta keened back, “You know what, just once, I’d love it for my body to go in cycle, just so you can see what it’s like, just fucking once, lock you in a room and deal with it like I had all these bloody years.”
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            Sometime later, as the sun dropped from the sky, letting the night creep in, Goku stood alone, his back to the forest as he gazed over the ocean. He wasn’t a smart man, nor was a stupid man, but his mind was still clouded by Vegeta’s explanation, still murky and sore from the realization of how his youngest son seen Vegeta, and what he wanted of him as well.
Goten adored and admired the man, while he didn’t have a minute for his own father. He never did truly take time for personal assessment, look at his family, sure Gohan thought the world over him, but now, he wonder, if given the chance to switch with Piccolo, what would he discover? Would Gohan look onto Piccolo with admiring eyes of a son to father and truly see what he believed Gohan saw in him paled in comparison to what he saw in Piccolo?
Kami, what did his friends really see in him, did they really love him, or was he just the tolerated goof, only wanted around so he could swoop in and save the day? His mind was turning black from the type in inner questioning, comparing himself to others, others that were there… He screamed, screamed until his lungs became raw; knees buried in the sand.
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Vegeta on the other hand was in a different mind set, he felt… lighter, perhaps finally accepting what he really was oppose to denying it lifted the weight. Coming to terms what he is, wasn’t easy, and they reason for coming out with it wasn’t necessarily the most ideal way; admitting it to an adulterous mate was one thing, but Kakarot. Well, that was a chore all on its own.
He felt established, in some strange way, the kind of feeling that made his lip tug in a grin. He walked with an air of self recognition, catching his reflection from a mirror made him stop. He looked over the body in which he resided temporarily, bulky and large, a body of a male Saiyan. He sniffed the collar, breathing in a musk he never had, the musk of a ‘giver’, something that would make his body jolt and come alive during his heats, now, done nothing…
He cocked a brow… maybe the only reason why he felt so… right was because he wasn’t in his own body. Maybe the only reason why he felt so damn true was because he was occupying the body of a true male Saiyan. Maybe this was exactly what he was meant to be…
~The next day ~
Bulma burst through the door, twirling, arms spread wide as he trumpeted her brilliance. “Game set and match! I am truly!” She paused, striking a pose as Vegeta groggily rub his eyes. “The most, beautiful, fricking genius, in the whole universe!” She moved in on the confused waking Saiyan, perching her hand on a jutted hip. “And you know it bub. So, praise my brilliance.”
“Really…” Vegeta smirked. “Have you been drinking again woman?”
Bulma pouted playfully. “Not a drop.” She flicked his nose, earning a grunt.
“I take it, you’ve got the ship prepared?”
Bulma stretched, making tired joints creak. “Yup, and fully stocked. I got lot’s of food, water, supplements, which you always request for.” Bulma’s smile turned into a leer. “Also, I made sure to really stock the bed side drawers.”
Vegeta’s eyes narrowed. “With…?”
“Well since you’ll be stuck on a small ship for six months with some special fellow, I made sure there was plenty of…” She slowly made her way to the door, never looking away from Vegeta as she walked forward. The perverted smile on her lips would’ve made Roshi proud. “Lube, condoms, and some pornographic materials, just incase you feel kinda randy big boy.”
Bulma shut the door in time to avoid a face full of pillow; she couldn’t hear the screams of Vegeta’s righteous fury over her own full-size belly rich laughs.
Yamcha looked to Bulma over the rim of the paper he was reading, tsking her playfully. “You think they’ll survive the trip?”
Bulma giggled. “Of course, I’m just wondering how long it will take before they fuck each other blind.”
Yamcha choked. “You… you really think they’ll do something like that?” Yamcha placed down the paper. “This is Goku you’re talking about, he wouldn’t cheat on Chichi, and Vegeta would sooner poison Goku than… do… you know, that.”
Bulma’s eye glittered with the ‘I know and you don’t’, her smile sly as she leaned into Yamcha, whispering. “From what I heard from Chichi last night, there ain’t no her and Goku, and remember what I told you about Vegeta?” Yamcha nodded his head. “Well the moment Vegeta’s in heat, boom, Goku’s gonna be all over that… wait, should rephrase, Vegeta is going to be all over Goku!”
Yamcha rub his head. “Okay, one, that’s just so damn confusing, who is who and who’ll be doing whom, makes my head hurt. Two, I am quite sure Vegeta and Goku are going to have the willpower, they aren’t animals.” In that very moment Vegeta entered the room, growling. Bulma chuckled in Yamcha’s ear as he cleared his throat. “Okay I take that back, maybe just Vegeta is.”
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The diabolical switch!