Moments In A Life
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Moments
In A Life
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A.
DBZ, DBGT (even though its never included in any of my
writing) and DB don’t belong to me. I
don’t make money off this or you would have had to pay to read.
B.
Warnings include (but aren’t necessarily limited
to): Smut (sex, MALE and MALE sex.) Bad
language. Vegeta with an attitude and a
secret. Goku (who isn’t stupid.)
Krillin sex. It’s also AU.
the GT world.) <
C. sp;&sp;
Also: Challenge
answered from Marie at Aff.net, and Hudine’s challenge for straight Goten and
Trunks. (Though it pains me so.)
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“You’re
sure?” Goten asked again. For the fifth
time. But the repetition wasn’t
annoying because it was exactly how Trunks felt. Like he could keep blinking forever and never get to that point
where things started to make sense again, because nothing made any freaking
sense when you found your father fucking a midget (technically, Krillin was not
a midget, he was just short, and Trunks felt a little bit of queasy prejudice
every timeusedused that term) then screwing your best friend’s father (or he
admitted to himself it could have been the other way around.)
“Yeah,”
he said in that dazed shell shocked ‘I’m nodding but I’m not really
understanding’ sort of way. “Goku was
in the bathroom and it stank.”
Goten
looked nervous suddenly and moved away from him like this was some sort of
disease that they could spread around between each other.
you?”
“No,”
Trunks said. Sharply and quickly and
almost condemned himself to the halls of ‘you answered too fast thusly you are
lying’ but he recovered from the panicked response to say: “What about you?”
Goten
looked sick. “Uh.
But… Aw, man!
did you have to come tell me?” He made
a noise of displeasure and then looked at him again. “Why? My dad could get
anyone he wanted, why the hell would he go for Vegeta?”
“Just
what is that supposed to mean?” Trunks demanded, “Is my dad not hot enough for
yours or something?” It was only after
he said that when he realized he was defending his father homosexual
attractiveness, and the magnitude of that thought was enough to make him shiver
a little as he sat down in defeat.
Because he had no damn clue just what the hell was going on with this
fucked up world anymore. “What are we going
to do Goten?”
“Honestly,
I was thinking of calling up Vicky and getting laid.” Nervous laugh, he scratched the back of his head.
heterosexuality and all.” Normally
Trunks would have said that he was being retarded, but he wvercvercome with
pretty much that exact same urge. He
hadn’t felt that when he found out about Krillin—then he’d felt sick—there was
just something odd about the fact that their fathers had fucked.
“Hey,”
Goten said, “Are you going to be okay?
Do you really think Vegeta killed your Mom?”
Trunks
sighed. He hadn’t actually told Goten
that, but he had dropped enough hints that if Goten hadn’t picked up the clue
he would have been a horrible best friend and an idiot besides.
stupid. “I don’t know.
Goten I can’t remember her being sick.
It’s like she just died.”
“Did
you ever ask your Dad about it?”
“Right,”
he said as he stood up, “Hi Dad, how are you doing? By the way, did you kill my Mother?” He ran his hands through his hair and Goten sighed.
silence settled down between them, making him wish he had just not shared this
information with his best friend.
“Girlfriend,”
Goten said, gave him a grin and smacked him on the shoulder.
out. And at least your father isn’t
with Krillin anymore.” Then he gave him
another strange look and took off to find one of his girlfriends.
Trunks
stood in the middle of nowhere (he often wondered if there was more to this
planet than just the city he lived in and the vast expanse of nothingness that
they used as their fighting grounds.)
Dark thoughts filled his mind and he tried very hard not to think that
hitherther was capable of murdering his mother. Faceless people, yeah, he could see his father killing for
whatever reason, but until that fight he had always thought his parents had a
good thing. Better than Goten’s
dysfunctional family where a major half of the married folks was dead most of
the time.
But
both Chichi and Goku were still alive, and as far as Trunks knew, they were
still friends.
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Gohan
was making dinner when he appeared, abruptly, in the kitchen next to his
son. A bit too close to his son,
actually, and Gohan jerked in surprise, smacked him in the head and the two of
them landed on their asses on the floor of the kitchen.
natural reflex to fight before figuring out what had happened.
“Oh,
Dad,” Gohan said and pinched his nose.
“You stink. And what’s that on
your…” His son’s eyes got huge and Goku
looked down at his chest, made a noise that was much too high pitched for a
male to have made and grabbed the nearest towel to scrub at his skin.
not to touch him for too long.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt'> Goku
went to the sink and wet the towel so he could clean himself off and
sighed. “Vegeta…” he started, which
made his son repeat his squeaking noise and stare at him with wide open eyes of
absolute amazement as mouth hung open and he tried to breath.
doorway bearing their infant daughter, Pan) asked: “What’s going on?”
“Hi,”
he said.
“Dad…”
Gohan said. “Vegeta.”
at her husband like she would very much like to understand what the hell it was
he was saying but until he started making sense would stay clueless.
know…did that.”
He
finished cleaning off his stomach and chest and tossed the towel in the
trash. (Yeah, he knew his son would
just die from an rysmrysm or something if he put the towel anywhere where it
could be used again for any reason.
Chichi was the same way. The
only place they hadn’t ever had sex was the kitchen. She was anal about her kitchen.)
“Yes,” he said, “Me and Vegeta did that. But that’s not why I’m here.”
His son looked very much like he would rather be sucking his thumb and
rocking back and forth in a corner somewhere than facing this conversation, but
he recovered rather quickly after this news sank in.
“Aw,
Dad… You couldn’t find anyone but
Vegeta?”
“What’s
wrong with Vegeta?” he asked.
“He’s…
Gohan stopped and thought about this for a moment.
something.”
“Vegeta’s
not your uncle,” naturally, this wasn’t the point, and they both knew it.
clueless to keep up here, and he was already smudge that record by showing up stinking
of sex and all that lovely (or not so lovely) jazz.
“Right,”
Videl said, “So you and Vegeta and sex.
Why did you come here?” Lady had
a point.
“Well,
I…” How much could he tell them?
because these weren’t his secrets that he knew, they were Vegeta’s and if
Vegeta didn’t want anyone to know about it, then it wasn’t his place to say
anything. "> “… I was talking to…” he struggled for a minute, “Piccolo” right,
that made so much sense. Talk to the
big green asexual fellow about sex.
“About…sex…” Oi, that sounded stupid.
“And we were talking about how…” this part sounded even worse “You could
die. From sex.”
Videl
and Gohan looked at each other in that ‘I pity this fool’ sort of way and she
left her husband alone with him. Gohan
scratched his neck and looked distinctly nervous. “You know Dad, you always were a horrible liar.
“How
could you die from having sex?” he asked.
“Stds?”
Gohan said, mof aof a question than an answer.
“You know. Sexually transmitted
diseases.”
Oh.
He remembered…no. He knew
nothing about these sexually transmitted thingamajigs at all.
starting point. So he flashed his son a
smile and said “Thanks Gohan!” before he raised his fingers to his head again
and set out to find someone else that could help him with his little
crusade. (Someone with whom he felt
much more comfortable talking about sex.)
When he reappeared, he found himself in Chichi’s living room, looking at
her and her new husband sitting docilely on the couch.
snore fest. (Poor woman.
this square that was always around and never interesting.)
“Goku!”
she said and shot to her feet, “What are you doing? You’re dripping everywhere!
OUT!” And she put her hands on
his chest, shoved him around and out the front door, followed after him and
told her new husband sweetly: “I’ll be back in a moment dear.”
him.
“Sorry,
Chichi,” he said. Looked repentant and
she smacked him on the arm.
“Stop
that. I’m not your wife anymore.”
she wanted someone who was around more often and Joe Snorefest in there is what
she got. “Why do you smell?”
And
he grinned. Like she didn’t know why he
smelled. “Chichi, Did you talk to Bulma
before she died?”
“Once,”
she said, “After she fought with Vegeta.
But most of it didn’t make sense.
She was crying a lot. If I had
known she was going to die two days later I would have been more comforting,
but…” Chichi shrugged.
Ah.
present in the fight. He was right
about that. Vegeta wasn’t an easy
person to get along with if you double-crossed him or betrayed him and anyone
that cheated on him (in a sexual sense) was definitely a betrayer.
“Something
about maksuresure a bra was done with someone or someone did something with a
bra.” She looked frazzled.
he could push her before she would explode and that was how they ruined the
furniture more often than not. She
might be small and fine-boned, but Chichi was…
Much stronger than you would think.
“Don’t loo me me like that,” she said, crossed her arm over her
chest. “I’m a married woman now.”
at her face.
“Sorry,
Chichi,” he said. “Thanks for your help
though.” He gave her a nod and a wave
and turned around to fly away. A shower
or a bath was definitely necessary and then he had to get back to making sure
Vegeta didn’t kill himself or something stupid while he worked out this
nonsense.
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Goku: It’s a
world gone MAD! MAD I TELL YOU!
Vegeta: Huh?
Goku: I had
a good sex life with Chichi, Gohan isn’t an ass, Goten’s straight! And
you’re…you’re…screwing Krillin!
KRILLIN, for Cripes sake!
Vegeta:
It’ll be okay, Goku. It’ll all
be okay.
Webtester01:
Lol.
frustration. Poor thing.
Hopefully he’ll work through his problems. As for the endnotes comments about Gohan being worse…they are
just trying to make me make Gohan a jerk and I won’t. *camera pans to pouting Saiyans * They think they know everything.
*sticks tongue out at Saiyans *
But they don’t!
Jaygoose:
Ah!
supposed to tell people that you already read that chapter.
Macha:
*grin
* Since I never responded via
E-mail. Yeah, Goku did fall off the ‘good
questions’ wagon. Poor boy.
Yeah, it was only supposed to be 10 chaps or less, but it seems that
this isn’t going to work. Goku got
involved and now there’s a whole plot thing and then Krillin’s little side-plot
got more involved, and nobody seems to notice that Bra has yet to be
mentioned. *sigh *
I don’t know how long it’ll be.
But it shouldn’t be more than twenty.
*glares at story * And who
knows, maybe I will make it in 10.
Mechanical Butterfly:
*sigh
* All that nakedness gone to
waste. So sad.
on Vegeta, so I didn’t think that them randomly having another lemon-fest would
be appropriate. *sadly *