The warrior woman saga-revised

Chapter 8: Training Day

All this chapters has the same disclaimer, too lazy for copy & paste every time.

A/N: An update, what a relief. This story has become one of the favorites, and I though that it was going to be the less read of my three stories. I’m still amazed. But, here come my answers to my fist reviewers.

Flash, Racer, Storm, Saiyan Bulma, Blade, Chris>> Here’s more updates. Hope you like them.

Lil’ B>> Yep, Bra is going to meet Sheera, Vegeta’s mother. I’m going to make it in Vegeta style. ::: LOL:::

Stan>> Vegeta’s mom is a god fighter, so I think chapter nine (which is in the re-edition) is going t be a little bloody. But, you’ll see Sheera in little action. I hate some stories that put his mother as a weak one, or that wasn’t too important to make Vegeta the saiyan that he is today. They are wrong.

Legendary>>If you though until now that she is mean, you don’t see anything yet. Not to mention Merie and the other one. But, really, you don’t see anything yet.

The sun is getting out and everyone is sleeping peacefully in their own beds, cuddled in their soft beds and covered in their warm sheets. Silence and peace that is related to bedtime. Until…

“GET UP, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN HERE 20 MINUTES AGO!!!!!” was a scream that all the Z fighters fell in the middle of their dreams and making most of them fall from their beds.

(In Capsule Corp.) “Aarghhh!” Vegeta fell from his bed followed by Bulma, their faces hitting directly into the floor. “Vegeta. What’s up? Did you have a nightmare or something?” asks Bulma, holding her face by the pain. “Don’t tell me that you didn’t hear that. Really, you sleep like a rock woman.” Then he gets up and gets out of the room. “What the heck is talking about? I didn’t hear anything.” Tells Bulma to herself before getting up and follow her mate. When they get downstairs, they see Trunks and King Vegeta as they had a headache. “We must go now, Trunks. And we must hurry if we don’t want to hear it again.” Tells the king, while the young warrior tries to keep his eyes open. “Okay, okay, let’s go.” Replied Trunks. “Wait, are you telling me that the scream was for us getting into that place?! The sun is not even out yet!” says the prince, still annoyed by the reason.

“We ask her that later, for now, let’s go!” He takes both men by their ankles and flies out of the house. “Grandpa, at least let me take an apple, or a shower. I’m still in shorts and a t-shirt!” asks Trunks. “No time for that.” He responds as the three figures disappear from Bulma’s sight.

(In Son house) “Kakarott, move now! You too, Gotten!” says Fasha while pulling out the two warriors out of the house. “Fasha, leave them. They just want to eat something before they go.” Replies Bardock while eating a plate full of bacon and Gohan is reading the newspaper with a cup of coffee. “You too Bardock, what a shame. The one who should be more responsible for being the old man here, and look at you now.” Hisses the saiyan woman while trying to drag out of the chair her mate. “And what’s that’s suppose to mean. Huh?” he asks while putting another mount of fried eggs in his mouth. “Look, you agreed to take training from Merie, and now you must go. Otherwise….” Suddenly, Goku, Gotten, Gohan and Bardock surrounded her. “Otherwise what, Fasha.” Asks the careless saiyan. “Otherwise, all of you are scare of her and that’s why you still here.” “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” screams Bardock, leaving the plate behind. Fasha turns her back to them and looks at Chi-chi and Videl. “I don’t know Chi-chi and Videl, but at least I can’t blame you. Besides, Merie looks so strong, she can tear you apart. And the king, prince Vegeta and Prince Trunks are there, they must be getting the training of their lives.”

“Son, get out now.” Bardock grabs all the warriors and drags them outside. “Come on, I didn’t finished my breakfast yet!” screams Goku while still trying to eat the more rice. “I WON’T LET THAT WOMAN THINK THAT SHE CAN WIN OVER US, SO MOVE YOUR ASS NOW!”

When the boys can’t finally be seen at sight, Fasha looks at the women. “Oh my, this always works on male. Seeing a woman stronger than them is just a natural error for then. Well I better go, see ya.” Then she leaves, at her pace.


While the Son family was flying, they spotted Piccolo who was flying in the same direction. “Hey piccolo, wait!” screamed Gohan to his old master. “So, the witch woke you up too, huh?” asked the man without saying hi. “You too? I can’t believe that you look so relaxed and refreshed.” Gotten asked, compared to them, he looked completely woke up and ready for the training. “Is simple, she screamed into my mind, in the middle of my meditation.” Responded the Namekian, with his cheeks turning red. Then, Gohan started to laugh. “What is so funny? I don’t get it.” Goku asked, he hates when he misses the good jokes. “Come on dad. Didn’t you know that Piccolo always meditates over some river or lake? I bet he got the bath of his life!” he says, keeping laughing at him. “That is not funny at all...it was too cold…it took me an hour to recover myself! I freeze just with the thought!”

The men continued with the jokes until they landed in the middle of the desert, where Vegeta, King Vegeta and Trunks were already waiting. “Hey guys. So, this is the place?” asked Goku, seeing that they weren’t the only ones who had a bad night. “We don’t know, so we decided to be here until we get more instructions.” Responded Trunks, almost sleepy. “But I see that you didn’t have a good night, Kakarott. I understand from these brats because they had the great idea to hang out because they had dates, but you…” “It was because someone was making too many noises last night.” Remarked the saiyan, looking at his father. “Hey, respect your older ones, ok?!” screamed Bardock, with cheeks turning red. “Ok, but next time that you and mom are going to act like animals in heat, please do it outside! Or tell us and we’ll rent a room in a hotel!” Yelled back Goku, embarrassed too by the topic.

“Arghh, my ears, my ears! The sex life of the old ones! Oh, my ears!” screamed Gotten, causing everyone laugh, including Bardock himself.

“Sheera was right. There’s no great difference between earthling men or saiyan males.” Speak up Merie, who was sit at the top of a rock. The rest of the guys were taken by surprise, none of then realized her prescience. “Since when you were there listening other people’s conversations?” asked Vegeta, a little annoying by the scene. “Since the idiot one started to talk about no getting enough sleep. That kind of stuff is not supposed to let know to anyone, more in times like this.” Then she gets down of the rock and get closer to the group. “And you, maybe you are a female, but I don’t give privileges to anyone. So next time, come earlier.” Then everyone looked behind Goku to see Fasha. “Sorry, I promise that this will not repeat again. But may I ask why Sheera is not here. Miss?”

“First than all woman, I am not royalty, so don’t talk to me with those manners, it makes me sick. Second, Sheera has more important things to do than be here and see how low her own race had dug itself. Third, just call me Merie, period. Now, let’s move and get started. The faster we train, the earlier I can go and do my duties.” She responds and in a blink, they were transported into another location in the desert.

The saiyans were amazed, how did this happen? “Kakarott, did you use your technique to send us here?” asked in a high tone Vegeta. “No, and besides I need to hold hands to do that!” he answered with surprise in his eyes, but somehow he knew that the cause was Merie. “So, you use the first version of transportation? From whom you learned it, from a baby or a toddler?” she asked with a serious tone. Goku though first that it was a joke, but there was not sarcasm from her tone or her features, so she was serious. “No, I learned for an alien race long time ago, more that 10 years, I think.” He responded, scratching his head. “Then they must be quite primitive species, even more than you.” “Hey, can you show a little respect, like a teacher should show to her students?” spat back Bardock, who was pissed up already.

“Oh, if you are offended, then you should be the first one. Come and show me what you have. Then I know how primitive about fighting you really are.” Defied Merie. “Here I come!” screamed Bardock while flying at her. In less than a blink, he was in the dust unconscious. By the scene Goku; followed by Vegeta, Gohan, Trunks and Gotten, turned into Super Saiyans to the sudden shock of Fasha. “Oh, Kami. My son and my grandsons are the legendary super saiyans! Amazing!” screamed the woman, with glow in her eyes.


“Ok, who comes first.” Asked Merie, leaving him movement g the golden warriors a little confused. “Ok, here I come!” yells Gohan. But when he reached to her, with the moment of her left arm, he was knocked out. “Gohan!” screamed Gotten, who was next. He ended up in the same way. “Brothers…the same lame weak points.” She commented. Everyone was completely shocked by all this except King Vegeta. And, this was something that Vegeta noticed since the first day, seeing that his father wasn’t impressed by the way that the amazons were killed. Maybe he was wrong, maybe he was already aware to this kind of killing. Then, the woman looked at Trunks.

“I see that you have a sword. But you know how t use it?” “Of course I know. Let me show you.” Spat the young one. “Too much confidence in such short age, you are going to swallow those words today, little one.” “I’m not a kid!!!” screamed the half-saiyan while flying towards her, sword at hand. And in a simple movement, she took the sword from his hands and put the edge close to his jugular vein. “This is one of the 200 ways that I identified that I can kill you with your own sword. Don’t fell bad kid, but being blonde doesn’t make you all legendary after all, right?’ she whispered into his ear, making him fly away.

“Can the oldest ones show me your fighting style? But really give me an acceptable match. ‘m getting sleepy with al this shit.” She commented, making Vegeta going first. While he was attacking him, she was stopping his attacks with her bare hands, not using any strength at all. Something that was making Vegeta mad because it looked like she already know his next movement. And with a simple move, he was with his face on dirt.

It was time for Goku, he prepared and used his super speed to start the attack, which was dogged by Merie easily, without getting away from the spot. He was growing in frustration while he was trying to get her. Suddenly he runs around her with super speed making something like a sand tornado around her. “KA---ME---HA…” the sound of the famous movement can be heard through the wind.

The rest of the guys got up and fly high from the scene, but not far to see was trying to do. “What is Kakarott doing? He’s crazy!” screamed Fasha, covering her face from the sand. “ME-----------HA-------!!!!” and an enormous ray of light came from the tornado, making the whole desert shake. When the wind stopped and the sand fell into the ground, the rest of the fighters get down to see the remains of that attack. To see Goku on the floor with a heavy breathe. ”Goku, what did you do? You were not supposed to kill her! She was going to teach us, not kill us!” screamed Piccolo while looking at the tired warrior.

“Like that childish technique can do something to me.” Responded the woman’s voice, coming from the cloud of sand. “WHAT?! BUT…BUT HOW COME…?!” asked Bardock in completely awe. Then she walks to them and stand a feet from them. “Everyone in line, now!” she commands in a serious tone. Suddenly all of them were in line, like the new soldiers of the army.

“Pitiful, completely pathetic, absolutely shameful.” She was talking while walking side by side of the line. “I can’t believe Shin that you can tell that these are the strongest of the universe. Even a child from Wolf’s clan can defeat them like I already do! And you…” she stopped in Goku’s face. “How come to use such weak and coward thing like energy attack? Huh?” Goku remained serious and answered her. “Is one of my talents and you asked us t show ours.” \"You know what? Energy attacks were teach to the toddlers in case that they end alone and in danger to defend themselves, and as adults as at last choice! You airhead male! Moron, insolent asshole! Now…” she moves her tail and suddenly a line of large sticks appear dogged in the sands. “You see those sticks? For the embarrassing performance of yours, I decided to train you like we train the children when they start walking, so right now you’ll learn how to use weapons and then how to fight. So go on and get a stick!”

“What about us? You didn’t try us.” Asked Piccolo, completely annoyed by the fact that she neglected him along with the Supreme Kai and Fasha. “I guess that you power compared to those guys is awesomely low, so I decide that for you…just go and grab a stick too. And besides, I already know the limits of Shin and Kibbito in that time, so I doubt that something has changed.” She answered with a serious tone. “I can’t believe this!’ he Namekian groaned in annoyance. “Can you believe it? Being bossed around by a woman is completely unacceptable. She treat us like children, and we are older than them damn it!” commented Vegeta, standing in front of his assigned stick.

“Stop complaining prince charming and listen to me!” the woman screamed to the warriors. “Wait a second, the prince is right.” Bardock interrupted. “Why we should be hearing what a woman has to teach us when the one right here are the legendary warriors. Is completely useless, and what is the reason that we must do this, huh?”

“Come on, like Shin didn’t tell the dangers that you’ll have only for our presecence here.” She asked in a humorous tone. “Not to mention to the ones that we already get into for being here.” “So?” asked Bardock. “In other words big mouthed ignorant is that actually this world can be destroyed by beings pathetic as Golen, easy as that. Now stop the babbling and pick your sticks.” She ordered.

But when they tired to pick their sticks, they couldn’t. All of them were dong all that they could to raise the wood stick, but it was too heavy to lift it up. “What kind of joke is this? I can’t get this out of the sand!” screamed Goku, after stopping and started to blow on his hands, which were bright red by the friction. “What, you can’t? This is going to be more difficult that I though.” She responded, scratching her head. By this comment, Vegeta turned into Super Saiyan and tried to lift it, but he couldn’t. .Gohan, Trunks and Gotten tried too, but it was unsuccessful.

“Hey, what king of trick is this?” Asked Gohan, who already given up trying to take his stick from the ground. “You know, that’s the same thing that Cell told me when I was giving him the same lesson--” but suddenly, the Z warriors looked at her speechless, and then, Goku interrupted her. “—what did you say? Cell, how was him?” “Well, we know him, from the other world. Always groaning about being ‘the perfect warrior’ and all that babbling. And when I defeated him with one move and started to train him, he asked the same about the stick.” The rest of the guys looked in awe, except the “dead ones” who didn’t understand a word.

“Now stop the senseless and keep trying. We are not moving to the next step until each one lifts his stick, so keep working!” and then they stood there, trying their best to at least move, but nothing. Three hours passé and finally Merie couldn’t take it any longer and lifted to everyone their stick and place it on their backs, making most of them fall on their back like turtles, making them difficult to stand up again. “Now that you have it on your backs, make push up now. I want 200 today because the heat of the desert is not like I expected, so move, move!” and when they set themselves on the ground for the push up, not a move Most of them didn’t dare to move down to them come up. They were quiet until Gotten decided to do it and he started to get dig himself through the sand. “This weight, and pressure…it feels like dealing with more than 600 times gravity! But how—“ asked Vegeta between his teeth. When the woman noticed him difficult of how slow this was going, she decided to stop it, disappearing the sticks from their back.

“Since I can see that you can’t handle the basics, let’s get to the other kind of training, let’s see how you minds are evolutionated.” She said while sitting in the ground, later the rest of the group sit around her, completely silent. “Ok, now first we must—“ “—have a question to make.” Interrupted Piccolo. “Spat out, giant sparragus.” She asked back. “My name is Piccolo, if you care.” He answered back. “ Don’t be so sensitive now, you interrupted me, so go ahead.” She answered him, looking impatient. “I know t hat the guys along with me want to know how did you know Cell, have you been dead before?”

“I see, you know Cell. Is that true that you want to know?” she asked, and everyone raised their hands. “I don’t know who he was, but I sounds interesting.” Confessed Fasha. “Well then, here comes. First than all, none of us has ever died before, but we can visit to the other world whenever we want it. Also to other worlds but this is not the topic. We know Cell like almost five years ago, when we got there with Sheera because she was seeing some guys there that she new a long time ago. Cell was with them, so we were presented.“ “Cell was with them, then maybe we know her friends too. Who were they? After all, it was hell that we are talking about.” Asked Goku.

“They are not her friends, like you named it, she only knows then from her past. There were this brothers; Friezza and Cooler, if I correct with their father. And there was this annoying guy Zarbon, and the nasty Dodoria, and--” “WHAT?! SHE KNOWS THEM?” screamed King Vegeta along with Bardock and Fasha. “But how come that she know them? Does she know that—“ asked more calmly Fasha. “That he blown up the saiyan planet, of course. She teach him how to accurate better his techniques, but that was years ago before he did that.” She answered it like it wasn’t something serious.

“That witch, she existed to fuck the whole race! How then he treat us like he do knowing that she is a saiyan? Damn it! A saiyan was his master!” growled Bardock . The looks of the rest of the warriors, including Vegeta, was of one full of rage. “He didn’t know that she was a saiyan. She never shows her tail, so who can guess it. And besides in that time when she funds them and she mentioned that fact of being ‘the last saiyan alive’, he freaked out and confessed what happened, asking for forgiveness.”

“And—“ asked Vegeta. “She doesn’t believe in forgiveness, but she said that he never lied to her and never hides it from her, so it was nothing to discuss. He didn’t know it so it wasn’t his fault.” “But how she can forgive him?! How she knows that he wasn’t lying to her?” asked King Vegeta. “She changed a lot since then, when you met her. Her powers have changed a lot in 200 years, also her mind. She can see if the mortal is telling the truth or not.”
“Now, for more questions about this particular, just talk to her at night. She starts to sleep in your territory this night, right? Well then, and now about Cell. He challenged me because I told him that his babbling of being the perfect warrior can’t be possible because he as dead. I won and decided to train him because he has the temper and the talent, but he needs to be teach how, period.” She ended, and then she entered into meditation, the rest noticed it and followed it.