Lena kitty

Title: Lena Kitty
Author: DBZVelena
Disclaimer: All disclaimers ever created for fanfiction, here apply.

Note: You asked for it, you got it. LOL, I think I like writing it as much as you guy's like reading it.
No animals were hurt in the making of this fic. And it has the official paw of approval from my cat Lucky,
The inspiration for this fic. I wanna thank everybody that has left a reply/review. This must be my best work yet.

Chapter 8

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I'm in the window sill. I'm keeping an eye on both my stubborn, dumb humans. Yes I mean Duo and Heero.
After my attempt this morning they have been avoiding each other. And I don't like it.
Heero is again playing with his black laptop toy. And Duo is in the garden by him self.
Neither is happy, and both want nuthing more than to be with the other.
If I was human, I'd yell at them for being so stupid. At least that blond Quatre human and that Trowa human
know what they want. I have no complaints about those two, they keep each other busy very nicely.
As for Wufei human, he likes to be alone. I might find him somebody If I encounter a good match.
But Duo and Heero, those two give me a headache. And cats don't get those!
I swap my tail around impatiently. Why can't they see what is obvious? Hmm if I was a dog I'd tie
them together with my leash. Hmmmm, wait a minute tie them up?
I grin my cat grin. Yes I'll tie them up together, maybe them they'll stick around each other to notice
what I have noticed weeks ago. I'll need lots of wool, I know I'll use one of Trowa's sweaters.
Those are made of wool.
I sneak in to Trowa's room, ignoring the two on the bed. I have no interest in human mating behavior.
Then I see the green sweater in a corner. I drag it out of the room. The two on the bed don't
even respond to me being in the room. To wrapped in each others presence I guess.
I drag the sweater in to the living room and use my nails to get the wool to unravel.
After a wile I have one big mass of green wool.
Now for the second part I have to get them close enough together so I can start tying them together.
So I meow my most pained meow I can make, I sound like the world is coming to an end.
Success they both come my way, I add lil more drama to my meow to get them closer.
Then when they're practically in front of me, I grab the end of the wool in my mouth and start running around them.
And not just on the floor, I want their whole bodies tied together. So it off the couch, on the chair,
over the table, the floor and then over the couch again. As I'm running like a mad cat they at first don't notice
that I'm tying them up. They just turn to follow me with their eyes. Until they are practically pressed against
each other front the neck down.
I can actually tell you the second they realize in what position they are. And a sec later they realize
that they are not the only one affected by the situation. They stare in to each others eyes for a sec,
then my Duo takes the lead and presses his head against Heero. Great my work is done.
I leave the two tied together and go looking for Wufei human. Its fun to bug him when he's doing those silly movements.

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Duo sat in the garden thinking. That morning he had stumbled down the stairs and had landed right on top of the star of
his wet dreams. And to top it off his groin had been pressed very intimately against Heero's behind.
The same behind that Duo sometimes dreamed about pounding in to. //Its just not fair,
why can't I have a nice relation ship like Quatre and Trowa? At least they have each other,
all I have is my hand and very wet dreams.// Duo sighed life wasn't fair, even if he was a pilot,
that didn't mean he couldn't have at least a lil bit of a normal life. Ok, so he had Lena. But a cat can't hold you at night.
A cat can't comfort you, hell ya can't pound a cat in to next week. Sighing again Duo stared at the garden.
Little did he know that Heero hadn't been as unaffected by their tumble that morning as he had pretended.
Heero stared at his laptop, he simply could not concentrate. //First finding Duo dreaming of me,
then he lands on top of me, with a hard on I know I felt it. I can't keep my distance forever. I'm only human,
no matter how much J thinks he made me more machine. And Duo tortures me with every thing he does. But I can't get
attached. Attachments are a weakness, and the enemy will exploit any weakness. But Duo isn't some stupid girl.
Duo knows how to handle tough situations, no matter how much the fool he plays. I know he is as good as I am.
God I feel like I'm pulled from two sides. On the one side all my training and skills, on the other Duo
and everything that makes him, him. Gods if this keeps up I'll not be able to stop my self anymore.
Heero sighed and tried once again to concentrate on what he was doing. Namely preparing their next mission
at their next safehouse. Heero was finally able to concentrate on what he was doing when...
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEOW MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
A sec later Heero and Duo were looking down on Lena, who was screaming as if somebody was skinning her alive.
But when they tried to get close the crazy cat started running with something trailing behind her.
They turned, trying to see what the hell the crazy cat was up to. Until......

They were stuck, tied up together with what turned out to be green wool. Heero had no idea how the cat had gotten green wool.
Or how had gotten stuck like that. Then he realized he was pressed against Duo. And the very thought made him hard as a rock.
Not that Duo was unaffected, hell no as soon as he noticed that he was pressed against Heero,
the guy he wanted more than anything, he became as hard as diamonds. Duo squirmed, trying to hide his obvious arousal.
Until he noticed what he was pressed against. Heero was just as hard as he was.
Duo looked up in Heero's eyes. //Was that love I saw in those eyes?// Duo waited for Heero to respond.
//Come on man, make a move any move. Well If you're not gonna do something I will.// And with that thought
Duo leaned forward and pressed his lips against Heero's. They stayed like that for a wile,
wrapped against each other with green wool. Neither wanted to stop. Heero had given up on fighting the attraction.
He could simply not fight it, he had no defenses against such a fey beauty. As for Duo, he finally got what he wanted,
Something to pound in to.

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I find Wufei human in the garden near a tree. He's doing those silly movements again. Like he's moving in slow-motion.
And I know just the moment to strike too. Right at the moment that he's going from standing on two feet to standing on one.
Humans were not made to stand on one foot. They are not storks ya know. I get ready to pounce, I like bugging Wufei human.
He's the only one that is willing to chase me for longer than a few feet. And its a nice challenge.
There he goes, moving that foot of his in the air. I take a lil run and jump against him.
Two seconds later he's on the ground. I grin and take off, Wufei screaming "Kisama" and "Injustice" right behind me.
We round the house and I make several sharp turns on the lawn. But Wufei isn't fooled and almost catches me.
I jump through his grasping arms and take off towards the house again. Wufei close behind.
I love my lil family of humans, ok so they are not very smart, but they are real fun to play with.
I don't think I'll ever get tired of them.
I smile as I run in to the house, past the two new mates. I'm about to run up the stairs when I notice Wufei
isn't chasing me anymore. He stands there, staring at Duo and Heero. Duo and Heero still have their heads together.
And they are still tied up. I would have thought that they would get rid of the wool by now and would take off to do
that thing that Quatre and Trowa human like to do so much. Humans, completly crazy.
I decided that Wufei doesn't have to stand there watching them all day, so I get his attention by attacking his leg.
It works cus a sec later I'm running through the house with Wufei close behind me. Ya gotta give him credit,
not many humans can keep up with a cat for long. But these humans are special, they are MY humans.
And I grin as I take off again.

TBC.

Note: Yes I know its shorter than usual but I had to cut it short here. Simply cus it has to.
I don't write lemon, just lemonade.