Kitty In The Middle
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Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
15
Views:
5,016
Reviews:
41
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Beyblade, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Enters The Threat
heya!!! here's the update!!! just so you guys know, my fics are very spontaneous!!! enjoy!!!
Disc: see chap 1
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Chapter XVII: Enters The Threat
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Dinner was rather… uneventful. Or as uneventful as can be in this crazy household: Boris started to count the peas on his plate (which was really stupid: there were no peas. Talk about being an idiot…), Emily changed her seat so she could sit between the Boss and Rei, to make sure he stay where he was and forget about Rei (his swinging his fork about like a toy plane is doing a good job with that), who was happily (but properly) eating his long awaited food (see chap. 2); on his other side sat Drigger, who was doing his best to protect Rei from the Trio of Doom (Rei’s virginity’s doom), who were trying to explain to him what a wet dream was (unsuccessfully, with Drig around). In front of him were his not-so-secret-nor-discreet admirers, bantering him about his first heat, about ‘why didn’t you go to us we could have helped you *crying dramatically*’. Yup, very uneventful.
Until some other dudes came in. guess who it was. DAMN RIGHT!
“EMILY!!! How dare you leave me hanging there?! BOSS!!! DO SOME… thing…?”
Mariah. What’s new? Three guesses to what she will say next. Now, while you’re guessing, let’s witness our three HOT bishies flirting with Rei and attempting to explain the ‘wet dream’:
***
“Hey there hottie, didn’t you want to know what a wet dream was?”
“Yeah, what is a wet dream?”
Tala’s words were caught in his throat for a while, while he and his other two buds looked how Rei licked the sauce off his fingers (he ate chicken wings).
“Uuuh… helloooo? Guys? What are you looking at?” What they were looking at? Well, they were looking at a pair of flush and sweet lips pronouncing some intelligible words with such a honey soaked voice, their mouths hanging open and a pond of imaginary drool pooling in their empty, about-to-be-filled soup bowls.
“Uuuh *ahem* *ahuh* we could show you if you like!” Kai raised one of his eyebrows sexily (no duh when isn’t he sexy?)
“So this wet dream thing is shown? Interesting.” Our curious little kitten replied.
“Hey guys” Drigger jumped in, smiling *very* *suspiciously* sweetly “Did you just say you wanted to *show* him?”
Tala, Kai and Bryan paled so bad it looked unhealthy, and turned back to their plates and food; finding that soup, especially the cream soup they had that day, wasn’t exactly helping their hormone-driven minds, they settled with the main course, which was…
A/N: I soooo wanna stop here…
Frankfurters. Yup; german sausage; could like get any worse??! Hell yeah: desert was a mix of strawberries and whipped cream, shaped in a way that every portion looked like a kitty. How does that work? Use your imagination (NOT in that direction please!). They really are doomed today aren’t they?
(A/N: mini question answer if you want to: do you wanna be in their place or not?)
Then they looked up to see Rei let out a Mega-Uber-Super-Hot-Pout-That-Just-Called-For-Some-Hard-Screwing-Doggie-Style-Face-In-The-Mattress&Loud-Screams-That-Could-Wake-Up-Martians-And-Get-Tehm-Horny-As-Hell. Omg, don’t tell me you don’t want a piece of him either? I’m the author and I do!!! XD
They were about to fall off their chairs, drop on their knees and let out a dramatic “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” when they heard the banging of a pair of doors and the loud irritating voice of…
***
Voltaire was at his end of the table playing airplane with his own fork. Then he felt bored. Wait! A light bulb lighted on his head: “I have an idea!!!” He then put his fork flat on the table and played car. Yeah! That’s better!!!
***
Boris counted the peas. He was upset. “you stupid peas!!!” he thought “how dare you be invisible!! You will suffer the wrath of the Future Mrs Hiwatari!!! MOI!!!!!” and attacked his spaghetti with vigour a chopsticks (his fork got stuck when he bashed it in the plate earlier. I don’t think you wanna know what he was thinking about…).
***
Drigger was about to rip off ‘somebody’s’ head ‘somewhere’ when Rei said: “Drigger, look to your other side, the two turkeys and the poodle are gonna grab your left buttock!!!” Drigger turned around, kitty-eyes blazing, nearly firing lightning bolts and other sharp dangerous things at said ‘two turkeys and poodle’; he then ‘coincidently’ heard what Tala said about SHOWING a wet dream to Rei and threatened their genitalia *again*, before turning back to Rei, smiling and liking the new names for his Molesters (yes, that’s their name now.), and telling him so.
That made them pout; as cute as it was, Rei saw that as a challenge, and pouted back at them, even cuter than them , of course; at that same time the other kitty-obsessed-idiots looked up, causing Rei to blush (yes, he likes the, but he’s still TOO YOUNG!!! He doesn’t know he likes them THAT way…) and them to feel the forced frustration tenfold (I love torturing them bwahahahaaaaaa). Then he saw their desert, and was about to ask them if they wouldn’t mind sharing, when…
***
Mariah managed to unty herself from the knots and chains, but forgot she was 12 feet above ground, so fell and crashed with a very painful (and to my ears, relieving) sound. She wobbily got to her feet, and sprinted to the Dining hall. She slammed open the doors, and saw an empty room, with a note on the table saying:
“Mariah,
Sorry I forgot to tell you, we are in the other Dining hall. See ya there!!!
- Voltaire.”
Mariah crumble the paper with a pink-nailed hand, a HUGE unattractive vein pounding on her forehead. ‘He could have at least told me WHERE!!!!’
So she spent the next few moments running around the palace, looking at every imaginable Dining hall with no success. At the fourteenth Dining hall, he could here voices, and charged like a buffalo in mating season at the door.
“EMILY!!! How dare you leave me hanging there?! BOSS!!! DO SOME… thing…?”
She lost her words at the sight of the most ADORABLE thing in the world, pouting and looking soooooooooooo screwable, she could only think of…
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well, i hope you enjoyed!!! R/R plse!!!!! XD CX oh, and i don't really like doing this, but could you plse check my other stories? i will give out mariahs to those who don't, and a very hot&fuckable rei to those who do!!! or at least a drawing for those who leave an email adress...
Disc: see chap 1
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Chapter XVII: Enters The Threat
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Dinner was rather… uneventful. Or as uneventful as can be in this crazy household: Boris started to count the peas on his plate (which was really stupid: there were no peas. Talk about being an idiot…), Emily changed her seat so she could sit between the Boss and Rei, to make sure he stay where he was and forget about Rei (his swinging his fork about like a toy plane is doing a good job with that), who was happily (but properly) eating his long awaited food (see chap. 2); on his other side sat Drigger, who was doing his best to protect Rei from the Trio of Doom (Rei’s virginity’s doom), who were trying to explain to him what a wet dream was (unsuccessfully, with Drig around). In front of him were his not-so-secret-nor-discreet admirers, bantering him about his first heat, about ‘why didn’t you go to us we could have helped you *crying dramatically*’. Yup, very uneventful.
Until some other dudes came in. guess who it was. DAMN RIGHT!
“EMILY!!! How dare you leave me hanging there?! BOSS!!! DO SOME… thing…?”
Mariah. What’s new? Three guesses to what she will say next. Now, while you’re guessing, let’s witness our three HOT bishies flirting with Rei and attempting to explain the ‘wet dream’:
***
“Hey there hottie, didn’t you want to know what a wet dream was?”
“Yeah, what is a wet dream?”
Tala’s words were caught in his throat for a while, while he and his other two buds looked how Rei licked the sauce off his fingers (he ate chicken wings).
“Uuuh… helloooo? Guys? What are you looking at?” What they were looking at? Well, they were looking at a pair of flush and sweet lips pronouncing some intelligible words with such a honey soaked voice, their mouths hanging open and a pond of imaginary drool pooling in their empty, about-to-be-filled soup bowls.
“Uuuh *ahem* *ahuh* we could show you if you like!” Kai raised one of his eyebrows sexily (no duh when isn’t he sexy?)
“So this wet dream thing is shown? Interesting.” Our curious little kitten replied.
“Hey guys” Drigger jumped in, smiling *very* *suspiciously* sweetly “Did you just say you wanted to *show* him?”
Tala, Kai and Bryan paled so bad it looked unhealthy, and turned back to their plates and food; finding that soup, especially the cream soup they had that day, wasn’t exactly helping their hormone-driven minds, they settled with the main course, which was…
A/N: I soooo wanna stop here…
Frankfurters. Yup; german sausage; could like get any worse??! Hell yeah: desert was a mix of strawberries and whipped cream, shaped in a way that every portion looked like a kitty. How does that work? Use your imagination (NOT in that direction please!). They really are doomed today aren’t they?
(A/N: mini question answer if you want to: do you wanna be in their place or not?)
Then they looked up to see Rei let out a Mega-Uber-Super-Hot-Pout-That-Just-Called-For-Some-Hard-Screwing-Doggie-Style-Face-In-The-Mattress&Loud-Screams-That-Could-Wake-Up-Martians-And-Get-Tehm-Horny-As-Hell. Omg, don’t tell me you don’t want a piece of him either? I’m the author and I do!!! XD
They were about to fall off their chairs, drop on their knees and let out a dramatic “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” when they heard the banging of a pair of doors and the loud irritating voice of…
***
Voltaire was at his end of the table playing airplane with his own fork. Then he felt bored. Wait! A light bulb lighted on his head: “I have an idea!!!” He then put his fork flat on the table and played car. Yeah! That’s better!!!
***
Boris counted the peas. He was upset. “you stupid peas!!!” he thought “how dare you be invisible!! You will suffer the wrath of the Future Mrs Hiwatari!!! MOI!!!!!” and attacked his spaghetti with vigour a chopsticks (his fork got stuck when he bashed it in the plate earlier. I don’t think you wanna know what he was thinking about…).
***
Drigger was about to rip off ‘somebody’s’ head ‘somewhere’ when Rei said: “Drigger, look to your other side, the two turkeys and the poodle are gonna grab your left buttock!!!” Drigger turned around, kitty-eyes blazing, nearly firing lightning bolts and other sharp dangerous things at said ‘two turkeys and poodle’; he then ‘coincidently’ heard what Tala said about SHOWING a wet dream to Rei and threatened their genitalia *again*, before turning back to Rei, smiling and liking the new names for his Molesters (yes, that’s their name now.), and telling him so.
That made them pout; as cute as it was, Rei saw that as a challenge, and pouted back at them, even cuter than them , of course; at that same time the other kitty-obsessed-idiots looked up, causing Rei to blush (yes, he likes the, but he’s still TOO YOUNG!!! He doesn’t know he likes them THAT way…) and them to feel the forced frustration tenfold (I love torturing them bwahahahaaaaaa). Then he saw their desert, and was about to ask them if they wouldn’t mind sharing, when…
***
Mariah managed to unty herself from the knots and chains, but forgot she was 12 feet above ground, so fell and crashed with a very painful (and to my ears, relieving) sound. She wobbily got to her feet, and sprinted to the Dining hall. She slammed open the doors, and saw an empty room, with a note on the table saying:
“Mariah,
Sorry I forgot to tell you, we are in the other Dining hall. See ya there!!!
- Voltaire.”
Mariah crumble the paper with a pink-nailed hand, a HUGE unattractive vein pounding on her forehead. ‘He could have at least told me WHERE!!!!’
So she spent the next few moments running around the palace, looking at every imaginable Dining hall with no success. At the fourteenth Dining hall, he could here voices, and charged like a buffalo in mating season at the door.
“EMILY!!! How dare you leave me hanging there?! BOSS!!! DO SOME… thing…?”
She lost her words at the sight of the most ADORABLE thing in the world, pouting and looking soooooooooooo screwable, she could only think of…
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well, i hope you enjoyed!!! R/R plse!!!!! XD CX oh, and i don't really like doing this, but could you plse check my other stories? i will give out mariahs to those who don't, and a very hot&fuckable rei to those who do!!! or at least a drawing for those who leave an email adress...