Kakarotto's Balls
folder
Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
5,985
Reviews:
23
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Category:
Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
5,985
Reviews:
23
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own DBZ or its characters or their testicles and I don't profit from writing fanfic.
Bulma Speaks
Note: just 200 words from Bulma.
Warnings: same as usual.
Bulma Speaks
What do I think? You really want to know what I think? The guy's nuts. The children of royalty are usually pretty messed up. And if you've heard his story, especially all that weirdness with Frieza? It speaks for itself. I doubt there's a shrink around with enough patience for even one session with the mighty "Prince V." Doesn't surprise me that he's fixated on Goku. Nearest thing to a peasant he can "rule" over. But the balls thing? I haven't a clue. I mean, it's not like he's not into women. Well, me. Frankly, I'd have called him a tits-and-ass man if I didn't know he was staying up nights trying to think of ways to get Goku to teabag him again. Still, he's the father of my son, so I put up with it. The bitching and moaning and wrecking the anti-grav room with his temper tantrums. And I'll tell you something: the longer he doesn't get what he wants, the hotter he is in the sack. Big, raging, testicle-deprived Vegeta fucks like an animal. And i love it. He may be a muscle-bound ball freak from outer space, but he's my muscle-bound ball freak from outer space.
Warnings: same as usual.
Bulma Speaks
What do I think? You really want to know what I think? The guy's nuts. The children of royalty are usually pretty messed up. And if you've heard his story, especially all that weirdness with Frieza? It speaks for itself. I doubt there's a shrink around with enough patience for even one session with the mighty "Prince V." Doesn't surprise me that he's fixated on Goku. Nearest thing to a peasant he can "rule" over. But the balls thing? I haven't a clue. I mean, it's not like he's not into women. Well, me. Frankly, I'd have called him a tits-and-ass man if I didn't know he was staying up nights trying to think of ways to get Goku to teabag him again. Still, he's the father of my son, so I put up with it. The bitching and moaning and wrecking the anti-grav room with his temper tantrums. And I'll tell you something: the longer he doesn't get what he wants, the hotter he is in the sack. Big, raging, testicle-deprived Vegeta fucks like an animal. And i love it. He may be a muscle-bound ball freak from outer space, but he's my muscle-bound ball freak from outer space.