Blonde Devil

Title: Blonde Devil
Author: DeityOfDeath
Archive: Yes please......
Pairings: 1x2x5, 3x4, 2x4, 2x3, 3x4...... Okay, screw it folks. It\'s an all out orgy fest this time round! Thank me later!
Category: Drama, comedy, romance
Rating: NC-17. Hot Monkey sex. Use of sexual implements. S&M!
Spoilers: Episode Zero, Duo\'s story. Possibly more Episode Zero spoilers.
Warnings: Duo as a blonde and some extreme vengeance by Shinigami. Lot\'s of salty language. HIGH Lemon content! List for all you sex fiends out there.
Disclaimers: I never have nor will I ever own Gundam Wing or its chars. They are property of Bandai and a few other major companies.
Duo talking to himself or thinking. In other words, the Id.

Chapter 9


Zechs couldn\'t help but stare as Duo Maxwell walked through Preventeer Headquarters with his head held high and the hair covering it a glistening deep blonde. He wasn\'t the only one. It seemed as if every eye was on him. Not criticizing or teasing looks but stunned and surprised and some were even turned on. Zechs included himself in the latter. He also couldn\'t help but notice that Heero Yuy and his one time lover Chang Wufei seemed to take in all the stares and gossip with almost embarrassed and guilty frowns. Duo however seemed to revel in this new victory over his lovers. He had an extra swing to his hips and that trademark Duo Maxwell grin was securely in place just as it had been when he had left Preventeer Headquarters 4 days past.
Lady Une left her office after hearing the commotion and murmur\'s of excitement just in time to catch a glimpse of the bleach blonde Duo walking past.

\"Did he bleach because of the Vice Foreign Mister?” asked a squeaky female intern.

\"Why would he do that Sassie?” mused a short red haired secretary.

\"Because rumors say that Minister Darlian was Mr. Yuy\'s girlfriend at one time and that he still has a tendency to go looking for her\", chirped a tall blonde as she blew and popped a bubble gum bubble.

\"You\'ve gotta be shittin\' me! If I had a piece of ass as nice looking as Duo\'s I\'d never let him leave the house\", squeaked Sassie again.

\"That\'s because you\'ve got a one track mind,\" stated the bubble blower.

Lady Une cleared her throat and the women turned to look at her, blushes covering all their cheeks except Sassie\'s. They bowed and hurried back to their work areas. Lady Une watched Duo go into his own office and leave Heero and Wufei to join up with Quatre and Trowa around the coffee maker. She watched a minute more before retreating back into her office where she found Zechs sitting atop her desk.

\"You’re a smart woman\", he commented with a smile.

\"I know better than to ask why and how when it comes to those boys\", she stated rather irritated.

Zechs laughed and stood up. When I find out how and when I\'ll let you know.\"

\"Thank You\", she replied as she watched him leave her office.

Quatre couldn\'t believe that Duo had left his hair bleach blonde when he came into work that morning. He hadn\'t seen the braided devil since he left the house that morning 2 days ago. Heero had reappeared at the house after a day of worry and picked up some clothes saying that they had decided to stay at a hotel for a day or two. Just what those three horn dogs needed, another place to make out at. Those three were bad when it came to sex and anything involving the act of it. Duo had a laminated list of over 200 places to have sex and another list of things to use and positions to try. As far as he knew, Duo had managed to cover 70 out of the 200 places. The simplest places had turned out to be the hardest and of course the hardest places had been the simplest. Although, thanks to Duo\'s lists, his and Trowa\'s sex life had vastly improved.
The blonde was shaken out of his thoughts when Trowa spoke up, \"So he\'s keeping it blonde to keep the sympathy going?\"

Heero nodded.

\"Speaking of sympathy.....\" everyone turned to see Duo enter the coffee area, AKA the designated kitchen area.

\"I was thinking we could all go out this weekend. I heard Mother Superior say that.....\"

\"Mother Superior?!?” they all replied.

\"Haven\'t you guys ever been to a catholic school? You know the head bad ass Nun. Lady Une, Bad Nun. They rhyme and they both act the same\", explained Duo.

The others silence hung in the air and thus Duo continued on, \"So Une said that there were no events and that Noin, Sally and Sexy Zechsy were all going to check out this small town in the U.S because some senator is or something is having a hoity toity resort convention and we\'re all invited to go and act like normal guests.\"

\"Sounds like a pain in the ass\", replied Wufei.

\"But the security is needed\", replied Quatre.

\"Has she assigned us?” queried Heero.

\"No, but we can earn brownie points by volunteering and those points could add up and perhaps become a \"get out of work with paid vacation\" card.\"

They all looked at Duo who would have looked innocent if it wasn\'t for the mirth in his bright amethyst eyes.

\"Let\'s do it....\" said Wufei.

With that Heero downed his cup of coffee and then went over to the sink where he rinsed out his \"Call me Mr. Spandex\" (TM) cup and set it in the draining rack. Everyone had a suspicion that he hoped someone would accidentally break it, knock it off the counter or even plant explosives in it ever since Duo had gotten it for him as a gag gift. Yet, he still drank out of it. Unlike Wufei who used his \"Injustice\" mug for target practice at the shooting range an hour after receiving it, only to have another show up on his desk on the anniversary of the death of the first one?

Duo grabbed a soda from the vending machine and skipped out the room grinning.

Duo looked around the resort hotel lobby and whistled. So far all was in his favor. He had his list tucked away in his suitcase and he had brought some of his favorite toys with him in the hope that he would get to use them on his lovely and completely clueless friends. He was glad that they had chartered a private flight from Preventeer\'s air base because it would have been awkward had airport security had found his glow in the dark fuzzy handcuffs, bottles of fruity flavored lube, rose and green vibrators and not to mention the whip and boots. He was glad that they had attained a suite so that both rooms were accessible to all in their group. He was also glad that Heero and Wufei were assigned to watch some important people while they were there.
Heero seemed rather miffed at the idea until Duo mentioned that they could play gay couple while on the\" I spy\" mission. Heero still seemed rather annoyed until he had happily slipped a small tube of lube into his stoic lovers back pocket while he gave him a kiss goodbye for the day. Wufei received the same kinda hospitality with the promise of more when both returned.

With them out of the way he began plan \"revenge 2\" AKA screw Blondie and Bang Boy.

He mused on how to accomplish this mission while in the lobby when he noticed a cute Arab blonde decked out in white bell boy uniform, take his place behind the counter. Evidentially everyone had been recruited for work except himself and Trowa. Then the emerald eyed giant walked buy pushing a diner cart. Well he was the only one without work and he intended to keep it that way. He had to hide and he had to start his revenge. So how could he accomplish both with his intended targets on the work force for the hotel? He deliberated from behind an elegant pillar for a minute or two when the familiar commanding voice of Lady Une made its way to the lobby. He gasped and looked around the lobby. He saw Lady Une chatting with Quatre at the front desk and saw that his hiding places were one and too few. He desperately needed somewhere to hide. Just then Trowa came back through the lobby with his table cloth covered trolley now empty of its contents. He ducked down into a crouching position watching as the cart wheeled by. He noted the direction that Trowa went and followed a minute after Trowa had left his sight.

He managed to evade Une as he found himself at the kitchen\'s double doors. He quickly crawled over to Trowa\'s abandoned trolley and lifted the table cloth seeing exactly what he had hoped for. An empty space with an area to sit. He squeezed himself under the trolley and gently pulled the table cloth down. He saw nothing through the thick cloth and it seemed as if time crawled by as he waited. He was never one to sit still. He heard the double doors knock into each other. He heard the clanging of metal trays as they were set atop the trolley and felt the warmth as it leaked down from the warm meal.

\"Hey Trow, take this one to room 1212\", he heard a man with a thick Brooklyn accent call out.

\"Yes, sir\", Trowa\'s familiar baritone answered.

Duo grinned as the cart jerked into motion. He noticed that the piece of table cloth nearest Trowa\'s body had exposed some of Trowa\'s lower body which was covered in what looked to be itchy white uniform pants. He stared fascinated at Trowa\'s legs until his eyes moved upward. He noted that the top of the cart ended a little above Trowa\'s belly button. That left the central crotch area vulnerable and in Duo\'s line of vision. He grinned. An elevator bell rang and the cart bumped a little. He heard no voices and saw no other shadows from other bodies and his grin became Cheshire cat in nature. This was too good of an opportunity to let go. He inched a little towards those long muscular legs and let his hand snake out to gently cradle Trowa\'s manhood through the trousers. He felt Trowa stiffen and he could only imagine what was going through the heavy arms pilots mind.

He began to massage and rub through the trousers and was more than pleased to note the straining erection causing a tent in Trowa\'s itchy pants. He reached let his hand slide to the zipper which he undid. He wasn\'t surprised to find tighty whities but he was surprised when he felt the length of what they held. He gently tugged Trowa\'s swollen member from its confines. He traced delicate kisses around the head and tip and nipped and nibbled down and around the shaft. He licked and nibbled a trail from the tip and back a couple times and then took all of Trowa into his mouth. He was startled when a loud moan tore from Trowa\'s throat. The elevator rang and the cart remained still. Duo felt Trowa\'s uniform shift and then heard the doors close. He then felt the elevator move down and grinned as he suckled and licked Trowa\'s shaft.

His own member strained through his jean shorts. He unzipped his jeans and with one hand pulled his member out and began to stroke the head and base in a manic rhythm. He soon had the same manic rhythm in time with his mouth as Trowa\'s moans and grunts became louder. Duo felt Trowa\'s member twitch and jerk in his mouth as Trowa\'s release came. Trowa\'s legs shivered and a loud screaming moan came bubbling from his throat. That sound brought Duo\'s own release. A release that caused Duo to shake the cart with his breathing and writhing body. He had evidentially missed the ring of the elevator bell but he did notice the sudden shadows through the cloth. He heard some whispered Spanish and suppressed his urge to laugh when he realized it was the cleaning staff. He peaked out and saw a cart with towels. He grabbed one and snuck it under his own art. He cleaned off his hands and mouth and then proceeded to wipe off Trowa before kindly placing his \"gun\" back in its \"holster\". He zipped Trowa gently, hoping to avoid any \"Something About Mary\" scenes.

He zipped himself up and then the elevator bell rang again. He felt the cart move and a minute later it stopped and a knock on a door sounded in front of him. The creak of a door, told Duo that it had just opened in response to the knock.

\"Bout\' DAMN TIME! What\'d you do? Stop for a quickie on the way up?!” demanded a gruff voice.
Duo choked on his threatening laughter and wandered how Trowa could answer without even a hint of amusement in his voice.

\"Sorry sir, enjoy your meal!\"

The door shut and Duo crawled out from underneath the trolley. Trowa stood there grinning. A thump sounded on the floor behind them and both turned to see one of the young Spanish ladies from the elevator gawking at them with a spilt container of mini shampoo\'s and conditioners at her feet. Duo winked and took the towel out from underneath his hiding place and walked over to the maid’s cart, tossing the dirty towel in with the others before winking at Trowa. A ding sounded and an elevator a few inches from where they stood opened its doors. Duo waved and ran towards the elevator, squeezing in as the doors shut.


To Be Continued........

Kat: Ok, I was tired and silly. This is what 4 hours of sleep and Aerosmith does to people. The whole time \"Love in an elevator, living it up when we\'re going down\", kept playing in my head.
Duo: I love that song!
Trowa: ........ I could grow to like it.........
::Kat and Duo\'s jaws hit the floor::
Ja for now Minna!