A King With Chaos | By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2669 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Vegeta (who now referred to himself in his own mind as ‘Geta with a sneer that he had been reduced to his stupid brother’s nickname for him) smi smirking. Standing in the room with the King while Goten and Red (beautiful grandmother of theirs) were arguing with hboutbout what had to be done and how the King needed to let them help. It was actually quite humorous. Except the fact that a lot of rather nasty sex talk was being tossed back and forth.
"An ass is different than a vagina." For example, or: "It's not all fuck and suck for women." Then the King occasionally muttered something derogatory like: "That's WHY I like men. Because it is ALL fuck and suck." Or "Whiny assed women." (Which was cute of him to say, but Vegeta had the feeling that if the King made one more snide remark about the female quarter of their race that he was going to get laid out right there by the prime example of why you didn't walk around and say shit about the females.
Such as he now knew quite a lot of things about his grandfather, Bardock, that he would have been happy to live the rest of his life without knowing. ("He has a very interesting tongue, and there is this one thing that...") Knew a few things about female saiyan biological processes that were interesting. ("During orgasm...") But mostly he was trying not to listen to any details. ("And the last time we had sex...")
“Look, Vegeta,” Goten said, “We screwed up and now he have to find a way to fix it, so you’re going to have to suck it up and do it like a man.” Aw. His brother was angry, he could feel it, and rather liked it. Because if Goten got pissed off this problem would get settled a lot faster. Genius he was, but Goten worked through problems with even more speed and efficiency when he had the extra burden of pissed-off ness.
“What is that supposed to mean?” the king demanded.
“ARG!” Goten shouted.
“Look, where’s my son?” Red was not a happy woman. She was a person that thrived in battle, and you couldn’t argue too much with the King when there were people standing outside the doors listening in to their conversations. “Tell me now or I’ll find him myself.”
Vegeta (the King) gave her a droll look and pointed toward the wall, looked at the twins. “One of you has to show her.”
“I will,” he said, “Goten’s going to give you a lecture on how to please your dual-gendered mate.” He smacked his brother on the back, “Aren’t you, Goten?” Then he motioned Red forward to the hidden door and only then realized that he was leading his grandmother to his father so she could give him a lecture of female sex.
Great.
~~~***
He could kill them. knewknew that he could, a slip of the knife over their lily white skin and he could gut them like the bear he had caught months ago. Watch the intestines roll out and just LAUGH because he had killed them.
He felt the claim settling in on him, like some kind of ominous black cloud, his mind was opening up and he fought it with everything in him (except this voice in the back of his mind that kept saying annoying things like:...but...what...don't you want to see? See what it's like to be a mate? Because he had some sort of issue.
His daddy didn't love him.
Bullshit. His father was a spineless ass, his brother thought he was the top cock around and what was he? Mated to a mixed breed who was standing there in front of him at the stupid bathing hole and tapping his fingers together like it would solve some sort of problem. The ass literally told him to do everything which made it impossible to get close enough to them to kill them. (Stand up. Walk. Sit down, Caradoc. ...One day he was going to slice open that pretty throat and eat the vocal cords.)
"Alright," the mix-breed ass hole bastard former virgin, shit-eating grin wearing fuck up said. With the blond bitch at his side looking almost as nervous and nearly as disinterested in what was happening. "Look. I'm not from this world...I mean. There are alternate time dimensions and I am from one of them. In my world your brother, the King, is my step...uh...mother."
Caradoc barked out a laugh. He was mated to a crazed half-breed.
"I'm serious. Look my brothers, the twins that showed up yesterday are the King and Go-Kakarot's sons. I have another little brother named Bardock as well, and uh...the little ones. I don't remember their names, they were just born. Anyway... Vegeta is Kakarot's mate and they are... were the last full blooded Saiyans.
"But they're both male," he pointed out.
"Right. But in my universe men can sometimes get pregnant. It's complicated and I don't really care about thchinchinical aspect but Vegeta was...IS a man and he's had six children...right? The twins, Bardock, and the triplets...there were three weren't there?" At this point he looked at Presta who shrugged.
"Look, Caradoc, basic line here is..." Presta stopped. "Hear that?" Then she tensed and Gohan tensed with her, he could almost see his ears perk up to listen closer and his tail twitched and ruffled up. "Someone's here..."
"Caradoc, get up and do whatever... Defend yourself, fight..." Gohan said. The bushes rustled around them ominiously. Caradoc climbed to his feet and put his hand on the knife, felt the calculated strum of his heart against his breast bone and waited for whatever was coming.
~~~***
Goten sighed. Because he walked into his room and ran into the not-so-smirking face of this universe’s version of him. The brother, Gatta, who was wringing his hands and pacing back and forth with mindlesslylessless worry. (How did this version of him get all worried?) When Gatta looked up at saw him he charged across the room and slammed him into the wall, knocked their heads together (by accident he was sure) and then he shook him.
“You didn’t stop it!”
“Stop what?” he asked rubbed his forehead (which felt like it was bruising after two hours of banging his head against the throne while trying not to think about what he was telling his mother about pleasuring his mate.) (At the end of these hours he realized that all Vegeta really had to do was tell Kakarot to enjoy himself because a submissive mate HAD to do whatever the dominant said.)
“Moron,” Gatta snapped, punched him in the face and stepped back, looked so thoroughly annoyed with everything. Hands curled up and shaking.
Why was there a politeness clause that said he couldn’t beat the shit out of this pimple of annoyance standing in front of him? He would really like to show the bastard how to pull a real punch. Or not even pull it, just land it. Right in his gut. “You said it yourself, we couldn’t stop Gohan and Caradoc.”
“You have a fucking time machine.”
“Our time machine does not fuck,” he snapped, and would have said more but the door opened up and smashed him back into the wall, knocked his head again and he felt that destroying the fool on the other side of that door would have been perfectly justified. Except it was his twin who looked at the two of them then shook his head.
“Moron,” Gatta repeated.
“What’s happening?” Vegeta asked.
“Well,” he said, “It seems that our time machine can fuck and we were unaware of it all this time. Gatta hear obviously never fought a real battle in his life, and I have a concussion.” He felt his tail bristling in annoyance, then forced it to lay flat and be still.
Gatta mumbled something again then looked at them and huffed. “Look, Caradoc was our last hope. These fucking marks on our necks are exactly a happy thing, you know.” He pointed at his own neck.
“What’s wrong with them? They’re just twin marks. We have them.” He pointed at his arm and Vegeta held up his hand like it was just so obvious, which it was, but for a universe that hated and distrusted twins, he supposed there wasn’t much thought on the subject.
“It’s a claim mark. Claim marks keep us from producing heirs to the throne… Remember? You may have made our mother pregnant but I’m not going to fuck my brother just to continue the royal line.” A frown and the arms crossed over his chest as Gatta glared at them.
“Oi.”
“Okay. Don’t fuck your brother. He’s the king, have him screw someone else and then you’ll have an heir to the throne… Oh, isn’t there a law that says a king can’t… No, there can’t be a law against screwing outside of your mating because the duke guy is trying to get Vegeta to screw his daughters.”
“No…but, that law is made sometime soon considering Vegeta had to keep himself from having to screw the women, duh…”
“Wouldn’t work if they weren’t virgins,” Goten pointed out, “Their whole right to be offered to the king rides on their virginity, so if we find a way to relieve them of this problem, than we would…” Both Gatta and ‘Geta were looking at him like he had grown a third head and he frowned and curled his hands up into fists in annoyance. Like this was such a stupid idea or something.
“Who are we going to find that can just un-virginize these people?” Gatta asked.
‘Geta’s glare turned to look at Gatta and it became the look of ‘are you insane’ because he was pretty sure his brother, ‘Geta, would be jumping all over the task of deflowering the virgins if not for his pregnant mate at home who would cleanly remove important reproductive parts in revenge.
“He must be the gay one,” Goten pointed out.
Gatta nodded sadly.
“Damn ass-lovers,” ‘Geta muttered, “But if Gatta is gay than Ta has to be straight and he should be able to handle the problem.”
“But Ta and I are both…uh…virgins.” Ah, the poor boy looked so ashamed of himself. Poor dear.
“Well, everyone can lose their virginity at the same time. You go find yourself a nice boy with a nice ass and Ta can get both the girls in bed at once. It’s better to have mass orgies at first.” Goten nodded and both of them were looking at him like he was nuts again.
The door opened again and this time it was Ta standing there, angry looking, he went to stand next to his brother and joined in the ‘are you stupid?’ look the others were giving him. Which annoyed the shit out of him, and he figured that if Trunks wasn’t going to be giving him any for three months anyway he could just go and fuck these girls in the mean time. (And test this whole ‘you can’t cheat on your mate while you’re mated’ thing See if it held up through dimensional layers.)
“Fine, I’ll do it. Stay virgins until you die.”
“Goten,” ‘Geta said.
“What? They can’t make that law or the twins there will have to be incestuous virgins for the rest of their life.” He remembered when life was simple and a beating was all it took to solve a problem. Wondered if these Duchess chicks were strong. He didn’t feel like being all friendly and comforting at the moment.
“Fine…” ‘Geta frowned at him but said nothing further.
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Lil‘Geta: Hm. Well. I wonder if this plan is going…
Gohan: Nobody cares.
Caradoc: That’s right, everyone cares about what we’re doing.
Goten: Suuuure.
Vegeta: I think they’re wondering about me.
Kaki: *glare*
*sigh* I'm behind by a few chapters here on AFF.net. There are 11 chapters right now. I'm planning on getting them out one a day. Yay! Just like old times....er....sort of. *hangs head*
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