Lena kitty

Title: Lena Kitty
Author: DBZVelena
Disclaimer: All disclaimers ever created for fanfiction, here apply.

Note: Sorry it took a wile before this part came out, but I do have a lil bit of a social life,
and it demanded my trip to NYC. But I'm back so here comes another great part.
No animals were hurt in the making of this fic. And it has the official paw of approval from my cat Lucky,
The inspiration for this fic. I wanna thank everybody that has left a reply/review. This must be my best work yet.
* Bastet: Egyptian cat goddess.

Chapter 9

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Again I looked up at the closed door. Hmm getting those two humans might not have been such a good idea after all.
All Duo human does these past days in our new house is lock him and Heero human up in the bedroom,
till it reeks of their mating. And since those Quatre and Trowa human are gone again,
I am stuck with either chasing the many mice in the small house or bug Wufei human. But there aint enough room here to run.
I sighed, I wish I had never gotten those two together. At least wile Duo was sighing over Heero human, he would caress me.
Now I get shoved out the room almost day or night. Does Duo no longer love me?
Tired of scratching on the bedroom door wile they won't respond anyway, I go find some thing to do.
Counting back I think about how long I have been with those humans. 1 moon? 2? I duno, days go by so fast some times,
and other times they crawl. I head towards the living room, that's usually where most of the mice are. That and the kitchen.
When I enter I find Wufei on the couch, looking at that thing he calls a book.
I saw it once got all these small little black things on em. Like on that stuff on the bottom of my litter box.
I tried clawing at those black things once, just to see if I could get them off. i got swiped for it.
So I know not to touch books. Or any paper with those markings on them, unless its in my litter box.
I look at Wufei and notice something different. Its like in stead of two he has four eyes.
Curios I jump on the couch and walk up closer, determined to find out what made Wufei have four eyes.
I'm so curios that I don't even notice that I'm on top of Wufei's book thing. All I can look at are those strange four eyes.
As far as I know everything only has two eyes. Cats only have two, Dogs have two, humans normally have two, mice have two.
Cept baby mice those don't have eyes yet, or fur.
I stretch my paw out to touch the strange round eyes, and a chuckle can be heard from beneath me.
Cus I'm right on top of Wufei, and he's laying down on the couch. I bat at the eye thing, and it bounces.
"Do you want to see my reading glasses Lena?" See his what? But then he slowly takes the two paws that
the eye thing has and lifts it up. He gets up a little and I slide down in to his lap. then the eye thing comes down
and is places right in front of me. But it no longer has eyes. Instead i see Wufei's shirt. But its strangely deformed.
I look up at Wufei, he's smiling at me. Normally he's either ignoring me or angry. I've never seen him smile before.
For a human Wufei isn't bad looking with his beautiful black shiny fur. shiny fur is important, it shows that your healthy
and strong. That's why I groom my self often. I wonder what it be like to be human in stead of a cat...
Naaa, cats are much smarter. I'd never trade that for anything.

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Wufei was laying on the couch, indulging in his favorite pas time. Reading, he was almost through "Lord of the wolf".
And He hoped he'd finish it tonight. Not that he'd be disturbed by a bouncing Duo, annoying him to death.
Ever since that day he had caught Duo in Heero's arms, those two had been going on like rabbits.
Thank god they were both male. Wufei heard a door close. "Great there they go again."
Wufei turned back to where The Lord returned to Tara, his rightful home. He was just about to turn the page when two eyes
stared at him over the edge of his book. He put it down and Lena stepped on top of it. She was staring right at him.
Wufei wondered why, normally she'd just attack his leg or something to get his attention. Not that he did want to give
the kitten any attention. But Usually Duo was drowning her in that. And Wufei was just used as a human scratching pole.
Not that he minded, those nails didn't penetrate his pants all the way so it was more of a game to chase her
after her attack. But he could understand why she sought him out now. Ever since Duo and Heero got together they seemed to
ignore everything but them selves. In the beginning Wufei had understand their need to explore and such.
But it had been 2 weeks, and still they acted like nuthing existed except each other.
Wufei hoped Heero would actually work on the mission they had coming up.
Wufei's attention was drawn back to Lena, when she ow so gently touched his reading glasses with her paw.
Wufei chuckled. "Do you want to see my reading glasses Lena?" Wufei smiles as he takes off his glasses and moves up a bit
so he's a bit more comfortable. Then he places the glasses on is lap in front of Lena, for closer inspection.
Wufei kept smiling. "She's so cute. no wonder Duo insisted on keeping her. And brave too, Duo had told the story of how
Lena had saved him from a soldier that had caught him during their last mission like a thousand times. Do Wufei suspected
that Duo had "enhanced" the story a bit. There was no way this cute lil kitten had overpowered an OZ soldier. No matter how
sharp those claws were." Suddenly Wufei realized he was talking to the kitten. //I must really be losing it
if I'm talking to animals now. Now that i think about it Duo talked to Lena, Trowa did, hell even Heero talked to the cat.
Do that usually consisted of "baka" "Stupid neko" and "Omae o Korosu" same of what he used to say to Duo.
Before stuff changed. Well not the stupid neko bit.// Wufei chuckled as he imagined Duo with cat ears, a tail and whiskers.
That led him to thinking how it be like to be a cat him self....
Naaa, humans are much smarter. I'd never trade my life for anything.

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As I was examining the strange object that ya could see through like a window but some how everything
looked different through it. I walked around it, the I looked through it. Hey it makes those black things in the book bigger.
Maybe that's what its for, to see those black things better. All do I don't know why anybody would stare at it for the time
Wufei stares at them. If Wufei human isn't sleeping upright or making those strange moves, he's staring at books.
I wonder what he sees in those black things. they look like strange shaped ants pressed flat on the paper.
I sniffed the book, it smelled like Wufei and his room. That's prob where he kept it usually.
But that does not help explain why he stares at it. What makes it so special, what makes those black marks so special.
It was bugging the hell out of me. Hey that Wufei human might be smart for once and tell me.
I turned back to him and meowed. Hoping against hope that he'd get what I meant for once.
"You like my book? Shall I read to you?" Read? Is that what he does? I had heard them use that word before but I
thought it meant looking at pictures. Like that picture thing Duo keeps. Maybe reading is looking at any type of book,
not just pictures but those black ant like things too. But If those marks have a meaning like those pictures then
maybe humans aren't that dumb. If they found away to tell a message that says more than "go away, this is my territory".
Then I wanna know about it. I meowed at Wufei again, let him read to me,
and I'll try figuring out what marks means what words. So as Wufei put his glass eye thing back on his nose,
I make my self ready. Making sure I'd be able to see the pages as he read.

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Wufei smiled as he saw Lena examine his glasses. //I wonder how smart cats really are. I know you can teach Animals almost
anything. But is that conditioning, or does the animal actually understand what its trained to do.// Wufei pondered this
wile he noticed Lena was looking through his glasses at the book. //Hmmm I could try and find out, its not like I'll
have anything better to do wile those two are up stairs mattress surfing. A challenge to my intellect,
I haven't had that in a wile. I wonder.....// Wufei noticed Lena was still looking at his book.
She meowed and looked up at him. "You like my book? Shall I read to you?" She meowed again. "Ok as you wish Lena."
Wufei placed his reading glasses back on his nose and sat a bit up so he could see it better.
"The triumphant return of the Lord of the wolf to Tara, and the restoration of the legendary line in the magnificent Palace,
is lovingly sung full of lyrical detail by Amairgen the blind in his epic poem "Road to the high throne".
On that basis many historic and scientist from later era's could flawlessly reconstruct with what extravagance the
festivities and magnificent return of the exiled King must have been accompanied. They could also determine to a certain
extend the incredible joy and relief of the people that day."
And Wufei continued on, reading page for page aloud. With Lena on his lap, keeping an eye on the pages as if they
would walk away if she didn't keep an eye on them.
Wufei didn't even notice it getting late, till he had to turn on a lamp to be able to read. And still the book
captivated him more than it had wile reading silently. As if by speaking the words aloud the story became more real.
Completly lost in the story Wufei read all through the night. And it was morning the next day that Duo scared
the living daylights out of Wufei by putting his hand on Wufei's shoulder.
Wufei grabbed for the sword that was not there, to try and impale Duo.
"Hey calm down, Its only me. Have you been on the couch all night?"
Wufei shrugged, "I've been reading to Lena because she was bored and you hardly give her any attention these days.
Ever since you and Heero got together, you have been neglecting her. So I spend some time with her." //And we got so
caught up in the story that we forgot the time.//
Duo laughed. "So you have been reading a story for my cat? Gods WuWu I toughed I was crazy,
but apparently not as mad as you are." And Duo strolled back up the stairs holding a can of whipped cream and a jar of
peanut butter. Curios as Wufei was he just had to ask, even if he really didn't want to know.
"Hey Duo what you gonna do with those?"
Laughter came from upstairs and a "Breakfast" as a reply. Wufei shook his head, he was def NOT gonna imagine what
Duo meant by that.

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I tried for the first few lines to try and understand what the story was about. But soon I understood that the book
had to many words I didn't know. So figuring out which word belonged with which mark would be impossible.
Instead I made my self comfortable and listened to Wufei speak. He had a pleasant voice when he's not yelling or anything.
So listening to him speak was ok. Better than listening to Heero, Heero uses that monotone voice,
its so boring it can put me to sleep. Duo talks to fast, that makes words hard to understand,
cus he talks like its one very long word. That gives him breathing problems some times.
Trowa human has a nice voice too, it calms ya down, almost makes ya purr sometimes. That is if he uses it, which is rare.
Quatre has a nice voice too very calm, but when talks to big humans it scares me a little. Then he talks like he
owns the world and everything in it. Wufei speech softly, when not yelling of course, and it makes me feel at home.
Ow don't get me wrong, even do Duo seemed to have forgotten about me, I still love him, he's still my Human.
But so are the other four. They are all mine, I adopted them and by Bastet* I will get them to learn all they need to
learn about cats and me in particular.
I kept a close eye on the pages of Wufei's book, just in case he'd skip one.
I smiles, one day all five would understand every single meow I'd make.
And with that I made my self comfortable and started purring.
purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrr.