The SQUICK Files

Archive? You'd better.
Pairing Popo/Kami

A/U -

POPO's PLEASURES

Kami was elated his good friend and sometimes lover Popo invited him to a night at the Palace. It had been nearly a century since they had last 'done it' and he wondered how his stamina might hold out. Gleefully he pulled on his spiked thigh high boots and dog collar, wondering if Popo wanted it 'rough' or not. A thong stretched thinly across his wrinkled skin, emphasizing his pointy hips and hollow ass. After reviewing his appearance, he nodded in satisfaction.

_What color eye shadow to wear?_

The aged earth guardian rummaged through his makeup box, tossing items everywhere.

"Let's see...gray? No, too washed out. Red? No, too hard. Green? No, it won't show up. Ah, I have it!" he found a small dish with purple shade.

"Perfect. This color always highlights my eyes so well" he dabbed some on. Satisfied he'd done a good job he was prepared to go. Taking his oiled whip from the closet, he flew off to the palace for a night of fun.

****

Popo was waiting for him, wearing a halter top and jeans with the back out. He wore his golden turban and hoop earrings for the special occasion.

"Ah, Kami, my sweet" he mused to himself. "Tonight will be unforgettable."

The round watchman didn't have long to wait, as Kami always flew faster when horny. A knock on heavy golden doors.

Popo waved them open. "Come in, my buttercup. Savor the delights of my company!"

Kami swished in, balancing delicately on six inch heels. "Ah, my delightful Popo. So sweet of you to call!"


"You look luscious, my pet. Your skin is so dry and wrinkly. I love the way the lines form patterns."

Kami looked Popo over. "And you, my purple mound of plumpness. I never get enough of seeing your bloated ass. Come, let's celebrate this night properly!"

Popo motioned for him to follow. Down ornate marble corridors they walked, until they approached the bedroom chamber.

"I hope everything is to your liking, my crinklecooty" Popo winked.

Kami blew a kiss. "You always had a taste for decadence, my luscious lovechunk."

The old lovers climbed on a plush velvet bed of brightest red. A hot pink sheer tent insured privacy. On a small end table lay a golden tea set.

"Did you bring the whip, cuddlewunks?"

"Of course, snucklepoo. I oiled it, too!"

Popo clapped his hands together. "Oh, joy!" He kneeled on all fours, exposing his plentiful backside.

"Let's get this going, poopy."

****

CRACK!!

"Aaahhh!!"

CRACK!!

"Hell YES..."

"Beg me for more..."

"TWENTY TIMES!!"

CRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACK!!!

Popo fell forward, worn out. "Aah...that was good..."

Kami scratched his head. "Nothing came out, though..."

Popo laughed. "Oh, I forgot" he pulled out his three headed cock.

Kami grinned. "Not bad. Water fountain..."

Popo tried to get away. "No...not that...not the WATER FOUNTAIN!!"

****

Kami strapped Popo face up on a rotating table and tied the whip to his balls. Popo giggled, getting harder by the minute.

"Oh, Kami, I think you'd better hurry!"

"Quiet, you lovely pile of fat" Kami ran in circles around the table, pulling Popo's member with the whip. Seconds later a technicolor spray came from the three cockheads, making a fountain. Popo giggled in delight.

"Oh, my stuff went higher this year...It must be a new record...six feet!"

"It's hard to say since we last did it a hundred years ago. Maybe we should have written it down."

Popo climbed off the table, his cock heads dragging on the floor. "Damn gravity...I'm begining to sag."

Kami shrugged. "Age catches up with everyone."

****

The green namek couldn't believe how tight Popo's ass was. It took him half an hour to sink between the bloated mounds.

"Perhaps if you weren't so soft it would be easier" Popo grunted from underneath.

Kami panted, straining above him. "Shut up and squeal like a stuck pig!"

The old namek pounded away, his wrinkled flesh jiggling with each thrust. Popo bounced like a beach ball, his corpulent meat wagging to the beat. He licked his own nose in satisfaction.

"Oohh...ahh..yess...mmm...must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like dat!!" he screamed.

Seconds later, Popo exploded. Pieces went everywhere, except for his head which bounced on the floor. Kami collapsed in satisfaction and pulled out a roach.

The earth guardian spoke to his broken lover. "Want a puff?" he offered a toke.

Popo's head rolled back to the bed. "Sure, studmuffins. Pick me up, will you?"

Kami set Popo's head on the bed next to him and slipped the toke between his lips. Popo puffed away.

"Not bad...maybe we should go to Tijuana now...I know people there..."

Kami took his turn and lit. "Not until you grow a new body."

Popo laughed. "Of course. You know eggplants only need three weeks!"

THE END