1x2 Baby Blues

Chapter 9
The next morning Duo was standing in the bathroom naked holding the pregnancy test over the toilet. He had to hold it just right in the proper angle and make sure to only let just a drop of the first wetness hit it. In order to get the best reading, Duo had bought himself three boxes just in case Heero made him buy them anyways.

Heero was sitting in the rocking chair with Xanatos snoozing again after he had his breakfast which was at seven am now it is three minutes to seven thirty. Xanatos’s head was laying on Heero’s shoulder his little fist was pressed against his lips. Heero ran small circles over his tiny back. He heard Duo’s voice float in from the bathroom poor Duo he thought.


“Please…please…. Please don’t let me be knocked up…” Duo said praying toward his cock... to whatever god or to some spiritual force that would listen. Not that he believed anything was listing to him at all he was more like telling himself not to be this way. Or trying to beg the applicator gods it didn’t matter really, Duo had his eyes shut the full two minutes and had not moved from his semi straddled position over the toilet. He was holding the applicator in his hand. Duo heard his wrist watch go off he had timed himself he opened one eye and the little smiley face was mockingly smiling back at him. “NOOO” Duo screamed and broke the applicator in half and threw it at the trash can but bounced off the rim and landed on the ground. When he had snapped it in two it cut into his finger and made him bleed.

Heero blinked he knew it… he stood up and carefully laid Xanatos down in the crib and quickly came into the bathroom. Duo was in a weird position with his arms starched toward the sink he had steaming water rushing over his cut hand he was still straddling the toilet. Heero saw the crimson blood rushing through the hot falling water. He came over to the sink and looked at Duo, “I knew you where because stuff like this always happens.” Heero said to Duo who had tears of anger and frustration on his face. “I still love you though I know its not your fault,” Heero was trying to be understanding.

Duo turned off the water and dried his hands, “Yeah I guess I’ll always be a fat fuckin turkey for the rest of my cursed damn mother fucking life…. But that test might have been wrong I have more you know!” Duo huffed and ripped open another “you just wait Heero you just wait it was just a fluke!”

Then Xanatos started to cry from the bedroom, Heero sighed he patted Duo on the back “No you won’t Duo your still young.” Heero reminded he had answered to the fat turkey remark, then patted him on the shoulder then kissed him on the cheek. Before turning and leaving him alone to try and not be pregnant. Heero picked Xanatos up and sat back down in the rocking chair.
In twenty minutes Duo had tested on all of them, all of the applicators ended up broken and littered around the trash can. He slammed the lid down and washed his hands for the final time, he shuffled out of the bathroom. Heero had gone down stairs he could smell bacon cooking.

Duo was very depressed now he went to the mirror and glared at himself, “I hate you” he declared. “I really do,” he clinched his fists together, “Damn you stupid body…. You know I am sure there is tones of other women out there who were dying to have a child. Why did the baby have to come to me!?” Duo Shouted at his reflection then turned away from it and went to the dresser and pulled out some clean underpants and tugged them on then put on his robe and tied it around the middle he walked down stairs.

Xanatos was bouncing a bit on a little baby seat in the middle of the kitchen. He was watching little plastic multi colored toys twirling around on a horizonal stick above his head. Heero turned from the counter holding two plates with toast bacon and eggs he set them down on the kitchen table. “Duo, I still love you and always will no matter what” Heero said right away and walked over to his husband who was looking very put off.

Duo wrapped his arms around Heero, and started to sob, “No its just not fair I am seventeen years old damn it I am too young for this shit…” He sighed but he wasn’t going to get rid of the baby cause it wasn’t the baby’s fault.


Heero rubbed his hands up and down on Duo’s back, Heero kissed him on his neck then behind his ear, “Duo what if the baby is our baby?” Heero whispered in his ear.

Duo visibly relaxed this wasn’t something he had thought about, though now come to think about why shouldn’t he. They had sex after Wufei left so he very well could be, Duo brought his head up from Heero’s shoulder. “That is a really good point,” Duo said and whipped his eyes and kissed Heero on the lips. “Still I am not excited about doing this again anyways if this is our child I want my womb and all that shit to be taken out of me after I have the baby… If the child isn’t ours I’d like to try again for our own baby so we can have at least two then I want it removed!” Duo said breaking away from Heero and yanking the chair out and flopping down. “Thanks for making food Heero” Duo said picked up the bacon and bit into it.

Heero sat down as well, “alright then I guess that is a deal, or I could get myself fixed?” Heero suggest and began to eat some eggs.


“No way honey I’d never ask you to cut off your balls,” Duo said sympathetically “Besides if I did that be one less thing for me to play with.” Duo and Heero both laughed at this one Heero mainly who then shook his head.

“Your too much at times Duo,” Heero said and then focused on eating his breakfast.

Duo was feeling much better about the situation now he just hoped Quatre wasn’t mad at him anymore. He needed to call and find out sometime, or maybe Quatre should call him Duo thought since Quatre was mad at him he should wait it out. Duo didn’t know how long he could last he may have to try anyways. He happily ate his food with little less of a bad feeling now, still he wasn’t very happy he had been looking forward to being his small self again.

He really wondered what Heero was going to do with taking care of Wufei, he didn’t want to bring it up to soon it might just. Piss Heero off again and all it would do is lead to more painful spankings. To Duo if Heero can’t find Wufei, though he believed Heero and Trowa are probably the best trackers around. It seemed there was no place evil could hide from them. It was really truly amazing the young chestnut haired boy thought as he finished up his breakfast.