Do not say : life is a joyful feast | By : Meanne77 Category: Gundam Wing/AC > General Views: 246 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Title : Do not say : life is a joyful feast...
Author : Meanne77
E-mail
: meanne77_2x1@hotmail.com
Pairing : 2x1x...
Warnings : POV, silliness,
and I'm so sorry ! OOC... Kind of... Well, it's supposed to be funny...
v_v
Disclaimer : They're on my X-mas list every years but so far, not mine
yet... *pouts*
Huge thanks to Natea for the beta reading ! *hugs tightly*
* In Love With Death : http:--2x1forever.free.fr (french web site but there
are still good things on it ! ;p)
* Also check at : http--www.fanfiction.net/~meanne77
* Notes :
1) The title is roughly translated from the French version of a poem that made
me laugh. No link between the story *at all*, though...
2) This is just some silliness that popped in our minds when I was on AIM with
my friend Seinseya. Man, we can be dangerous sometimes ! ^^;
Do not say : life is a joyful feast...
Ne dites pas : la vie est un joyeux festin ;
Ou c'est d'un esprit sot,
ou c'est d'une âme basse.
Surtout ne dites point : elle est malheur sans fin
;
C'est d'un mauvais courage, et qui trop tôt se lasse.
Jean
Papadiamantopoulos, aka Moréas (1856-1910).
I contemplated going on strike.
Don't look at me like that, I'm serious!
Do you really think that I'm as invulnerable, indestructible and immortal as I
seem? Sometimes, even I get sick and tired! I've hadfillfill! There! It needed
to be said! I could use a holiday...
Oh, I can see you coming a mile off! What about the war, you'd say? Yeah,
well, I'm sorry but when I agreed to sign, I didn't plan on all the little
things, the things that clump together and make you say Enough is enough! There
*are* some limits to what I can bear after all!
You want an example? Okay.
First, I loathe to be messed with. It's the way
it is, always has been and it won't be changing any time soon! But that guy, the
braided baka as I call him, he doesn't seem to want to understand ! I even feel
that the more I try to get the message across, the more I get the opposite
effect. He gets on my nerves, if only you knew how he gets on my nerves! One
day... omae o korosu! Oh yeah, one day, I'll do it! He thinks calling himself
the God of Death gives him immunity from me... He better be cautious, for one
day I really could just put an end at all that! I'm not asking for the moon,
though... I just want him to keep his more intimate gestures for our bedroom...
Not in public, for God's sake !
My life isn't easy, far from it, and I sometimes feel that the whole world is
against me.
Last time, for example, coffee was spilled on me. Hey, don't laugh : that
*burns*! How long do you think I can keep going on like that? I'm not
immortal!
What makes it worse is that he can't stop bugging me ! He scoffs at me,
mocks, laughs at me 24/7. Spandex space here, spandex space there... Yeah, I can
make hundreds of things appear and disappear, and no, I won't tell you what my
secret is, but the truth is that during missions, I don't hear the others
complaining! How many times have I saved the day, drawing the right disk with
the right virus and allowing them all to escape, uh? Too many times !
You
think sharing the life of the Gundam pilots is a holiday? It was not in my
contract! The clause wasn't provided for! Life is already enough difficult
without ...
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