DBZ, Celebrity Deathmatch Style

Okay! Enough tearjerkers! It\'s time for my insane side to shine through! In this fic, I\'ve mixed two of my favorite shows. Celebrity Death Match, and DBZ! I hope no one has done this already. If so, let me know. This story will be multiple chapters, one for each fight. I decided to pit the DBZ guys against the Pokemon guys. Knowing me, I bet you can guess who\'ll be winning. (wink, wink) If you don\'t know what Celebrity Deathmatch is, it is a hilarious MTV Claymation series where they pit celebrities against each other. The only way to win is to kill the other opponent. Those who have seen the show know that Johny is Johny Gomez, and announcer, and Nick Diamond is the guy who does the color commentary. Mills Lane is the ref., and Stacy Cornbread is the interviewer of the stars. I know she died in the series, but I\'m not even going to try to spell the new girls name. So, if you haven\'t seen CDM, you won\'t get the fic. If you have MTV, WATCH IT! You\'ll love it. I do not own or have any rights to MTV, Pokemon, Dragonball Z or Celebrity Death Match. All are copyright of their perspective companies. So, that being said,oy! oy! And, once again, if anyone has done this before, I didn\'t mean to rip you off. I haven\'t gone through all the Fanfics yet!

DBZ VS POKEMON, CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH STYLE!

CHAPTER 1

Johny: Hi, I\'m Johny Gomez.
Nick: And I\'m Nick Diamond.
Johny: And, welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch!
You know Nick, throughout the Anime world, the same question has come up time and time again. \"What would happen if the guys from Dragonaball Z ever took on the guys and creatures from Pokemon?\"
Nick: Well, we\'ll find out tonight, as Celebrity Deathmatch presents: DBZ VS POKEMON! I\'ve got a quiver going down my spine just thinking about this one, Johny.
Johny: No doubt, Nick. Children all over the world will be watching this one. As a fan of both shows, I\'ve been anticipating this for months now. Ladies and gentlemen, in our first match, we\'ll pit DBZ\'s lovable yet powerful little warrior, Goten, against Ash of Pokemon fame.
Nick: You know, Johny, a lot of people think young Ash doesn\'t have a chance. But, let me tell you, he\'s got some tricks up his sleeve and a lot of guts. Remember when he tried to attack Mew2 knowing he had no chance?
Johny: Indeed I do, Nick. Let\'s go to and earlier taped interview. Stacy Cornbread, take it away!
Stacy: Thanks, Johny. I\'m here with Goten. He\'s sooooo cute. Goten, what are your expectations for this fight?
Goten: Um, my what?
Stacy: Isn\'t he the cutest thing you\'ve ever seen? Your hopes for this match, sweetie. I mean, do you think you\'ll kill Ash, or will he kill you?
Goten: Well, my dad was dead twice and said it wasn\'t so bad. So, if I die, I don\'t really mind.
Stacy: Okaaaaayyyy. Back to you, Johny.
Johny: Thanks, Stacy. Young Goten is quite the optimist. You can\'t help but love him.
Nick: Johny, the match is about to start! Let\'s take it to Mills Lane in the ring.
Mills: Okay, you two pint size pipsqueaks. I want a nice, clean fight. Goten, no fusing! You\'re gonna have to do this one on your own, kid. And Ash. No pokemon to help you, got it? Now, LET\'S GET IT ON!!!!!
Johny: Well, the fight\'s starting. Goten and Ash seen to be speaking to each other.
Nick: I wish we could hear what they\'re saying. It must be fascinating!
Ash: You little punk ass bitch! I\'m tired of your show getting better reviews, ratings and being all around way more popular than mine! I\'m gonna kick your ass!
Goten: Oh, yeah? Well you\'re just upset that you have to use those stupid red and white balls because you have none of your own!
Nick: OOOHHH! I heard that one! Now, you have to wonder where innocent little Goten learned to swear like that! That\'s not like him at all!
Johny: Well, Nick. You have to remember he has fused with Trunks several times. Maybe when two people fuse, their characteristics rub off. And, the fights beginning! Ash has thrown a punch at Goten!
Nick: Yes, but it just went right through him! Ash isn\'t nearly fast enough to hit Goten. If he\'s going to survive, he\'ll have to do better than that!
Goten: Boy, you\'re slow.
Ash: Oh yeah? Well, let\'s see you stop this!
Johny: Hmmm. Ash seems to be reaching into his pocket for something. What in the hell is that?
Nick: Oh, no! It\'s a vile of pokemon piss! He must have gotten it when he took Pikachu for his walk!
Johny: And, he\'s just thrown it into Goten\'s eyes! Folks, everyone knows there is nothing more stagnant and disgusting than Pikachu piss! I can\'t even imagine how Goten can bear the stinging.
Nick: Let alone the stench!
Goten: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My eyes! It burns! And smells! Mommy!
Mills: Your mommy can\'t help you now, kiddo. So, stop whining!
Ash: Now, I\'m gonna kick your ass, blind boy!
Nick: And, Ash is putting the boots to Goten. He\'s pulled out a baseball bat and is hitting Goten upside the head with it.
Johny: Oh, the blood! The humanity!
Ash: How do ya like that, tough guy? Huh? How do you like it!
Goten: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Nick: Oh, no! Ash has just pulled out a knife! Normally, Goten could fend off that attack with ease. But, between being blind and paralyzed by the stench, he\'s easy pickings!
Johny: I\'m afraid so, Nick. It looks like the end of little Goten.
Ash: Now, I\'m gonna cut your ass up!
Nick: Wait, Johny! Goten has just turned into a Super Saiyan!
Johny: Uh, oh! Even the power of Pikachu piss can\'t top the power of the legendary golden warrior of the Saiyan race! Goten has blocked the knife and...
Nick: Holy shit! He just ripped Ash\'s arm off!
Johny: Now, that\'s gotta hurt!
Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goten: Ha! Do ya like that, huh? Do ya?
Ash: Please. Don\'t kill me. I never even got to complete the ultimate task in my show. Whatever the hell it is?
Goten: Ah, go play with your electric rat in hell, hat boy! Ka..me..ha..me..
Johny: Oh, dear God! The legendary Kamehameha, taught to Goten by his legendary dad!
Goten: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash\'s burnt and mangled corpse: Boooooooom!
Mills: The winner, Goten!!!!!!!!!
Pro DBZ crowd: YAAAAAAAHHH! Goten! Goten! Goten! Goten!
Goten: (Bows politely.)
Nick: Well, Johny. Score one for the DBZ team.
Johny: What a fight! I can\'t wait for the next one.
Nick: Testify, Johny! TESTIFY!
Johny: Well, Nick, our next bout will pit Cell against Mew2. Now, I know Cell was dead, but when he heard he\'d have a chance to whip a Pokemon\'s ass, he begged to be brought back. He even mended his ways, and has joined the side of good just to be able to fight Mew2.
Nick: So, our producers here at MTV gathered all the Dragonballs and wished Cell back. And, to keep him from resorting to evil, they even agreed to air the music video Cell made secretly right before the Call Games.
Johny: That\'s right, Nick. I\'ve seen that music video, and it\'s pretty damn good. It\'s called, \"Perfection,\" and has already hit #1 on Billboard. Who would\'ve guessed? Anyway, we\'ll be back with Cell VS Mew2 right after the author rests his fingers and gets a response to this chapter. Stay tuned!