Family Therapy
Family Therapy
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Family Therapy
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Sequel to Group Therapy
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Which
was the sequel to Mental Therapy, Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.
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mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>DISCLAIMERS and CAUTIONS:
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it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn’t enough.
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little annoying children.
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12.0pt\'>I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it’s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
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12.0pt\'>Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) have passed. So
there will be ‘lust-crazed’ sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex.
Goten. (he’s a warning all his
own.)
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12.0pt\'>And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter like Hormone
Therapy.)
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breath. That obviously had not worked
out, because as soon as his lips parted his mouth was invaded, teeth hit his
and he was being opened up and plundered by his larger mate who had pinned him
against the shower wall (his own shower mind you, after many years of saying he
was going to do it, he had finally put a shower in just for him and
Kakarot.) The water was hitting his
mate’s back, sending warm rivulets of water between them, as hands slid down
his body, thumbs massaged his chest as fingers dug into his back and he felt
the hardness against him, the tongue in his mouth and realized—dimly through
the sudden overwhelming lust—that he must be fertile again.
Kakarot’s
hands got to his hips, pulled them forward, and up, spread his legs and lifted
him high enough that he was conveniently placed.yes\"> And with that unerring accuracy (that had never faded, never mind
it had been twenty four years) Kakarot slid into him.yes\"> Pulled back from his mouth and grit his teeth.
panted to catch his breath.(which had
first been stolen from him when the big baka appeared in the shower, pushed him
back against the wall and proceeded to tease him into full arousal.
The
hands moved up from the hips to his back, pulled him away from the wall in an
arch and Kakarot buried his face in Vegeta’s shoulder, pressed his teeth into
the original mark as he hips moved endlessly against Vegeta’s.
get his legs wrapped around him (water made this process difficult) t
et
enough that he could meet the thrusts without his legs hanging awkwardly.
Breathing,
then, became something that just was not feasible.yes\"> He dug his fingers into the shoulders until they drew blood, and
dragged his nails down his back—just to mark him so their stupid smirking
children would smirk at their father the same why they always did him.
higher and higher, until his hair bleached out and he made that strange
whimpering noise again, ran his hands back down to his hips and pressed into
him faster and harder.
“Kakarot,”
he managed to pant, felt the hands dig into his skin until he bruised, and his
mate’s mouth reclaimed his, shared the taste of his blood, and there was that
word that didn’t manage to get spoken, but was there between them.
Mine.
~~~***
Bardock
put his hands on his hips and cleared his throat, felt Masuyo sigh at his side,
and ignored that ‘Can’t we just leave it be’ huff.yes\"> He didn’t really care what his NEPHEW (he only thought of Masuyo
as his nephew when he ticked him off) thought.
He looked up at his niece as she lifted up her little sister, and moved
to toss her like a baseball across the open field she had lined with black
scorch marks. Pan stood on the other
end with a rather large tree branch, waiting to bat the little child back.
This
game of ‘use Aya as a ball’ was one of their favorite pastimes, and usually
they got caught by one of the parents, but Bardock caught them this time.
three of them. Because now he could
hold it over their bitchy heads if they attempted to do anything to him or his
friends.)
“What
do you want?” Presta asked. Held her
sister by her dual-colored tail and gave him a look that just bespoke her
parentage perfectly. (She was much more
emotional than Goten, but she had that same ‘leave me alone you are beneath me’
stare.)
“Put
her down,” Bardock said.
“But
Coonie wants to play,” Presta countered, lifted Aya up to where she could see
her little face—which didn’t look exactly like she was having great fun.
“Presta,”
Bardock growled (they had this argument all the time,) “Put her down.”
“No.”
And
Masuyo’s fidgeting switched into hypergear.
His tail was flicking back and forth in the air like a hyperactive
pendulum. And he started to whine, and
mutter things like: “This isn’t such a great idea, Bardock.”
back.
“Fine,”
he replied. Crossed his arms over his
chest and gave her a plain glare.
Waited for her to get that look that meant she wasn’t entirely sure what
he was going to do and he immediatelovedoved which one of them had the better
abilities. She was effortlessly Super
Saiyan, sure, but his father had taught him the IT technique while her father
refused to teach her. So he gave her a
grin, disappeared from her view, and reappeared in Goten’s lab.
cage-like thing banging on one of the bars with a wrench while Trunks laughed
at him. “Your daughter is being used as
a baseball again.”
Goten
huffed, looked at Trunks, who looked right back and the two of them rolled
their eyes. Goten disappeared and
Trunks picked up the wrench that he dropped with his disappearance.
“You shouldn’t leave him alonke tke that you know.”
“Well,
one day he’ll learn to stand up to Presta.”
Then he IT’ed back to the chaotic scene.yes\"> (Which was absolutely hilarious, if you asked him.)
ball, kicked her straight out into the middle of nowhere, then IT’ed to where
she was headed, kicked her back. Kept
this up back and forth for a few moments, and then stopped.
landed on her butt in the ground.
Masuyo
was dusting Aya off with his tail while she cursed at her sister.
the one that endured the most teasing due to her interesting raccoon like
tail. But she was pretty damn fierce.
day.)spanspan>
After
handing out the punishment to his child, Goten rounded on Pan, who squeaked,
dropped the branch she had been holding and took off at high-speed.
Aya “Whatever, Masuyo, Vegeta Aya “Hn,” “She’s Vegeta ~~~*** By “So,” “Yep,” “Why “To Trunks “Yeah, “And “She “Now “There “So?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** Gk: YES! Lil’Geta: This Gk: *gives him a Bardock: Oh my Goten: No, now Aya Aya: Don’t even Gk: ‘Scuse me, Vegeta: *sigh
grinned. “Hahahaha!” she yelled at the
retreating offenders and then turned to look at Bardock.
Raccoon,” he said. And was immediately
there after tackled to the ground by the whole forty pounds of Saiyan
fury. She punched him in the face with
all her power and snarled at him.
Probably would have done more, but Masuyo grabbed her away, held her in
the and wnd when she glared at him he just gave her an uninterested shrug.
of the three of them, was the only one to have gone Super Saiyan.
entirely too preoccupied with screwing themselves into comas.
about to be a new brood of kids. (He
could just puke, with how happy that made him.)
(his brother) showed up and gave them a tired ‘what did you do now’ look.
yanked her tail away from Masuyo and did her sweet little girl smile.
gave his cheek a kiss. “We weren’t
doing anything, Uncle ‘Geta. Just going
to play hide and go peek.” (She only
called it this because ‘Uncle ‘Geta’ thought it was cute.
little fingers and they both knew it.)
Vegeta said, “Where’d Presta go?”
pouting,” Bardock said, “Got in trouble again.” spanspan>
set Aya back down and ruffled her dark hair.
She gave him another cute smile, and as simply as that, he was
gone. Once his disappeared, she rounded
on the two of them. “So,” she snapped,
“What are we going to do?”
the time evening hit in full swing, the children were covered in mud from the
tips of their black hair to their bares.
After a quick game of ‘rock paper scissors’ Gina had the joy of going
outside and hosing the monsters free of dirt.
(After just one shower, the bathroom was non-usable until someone gave
up and cleaned it, and considering there were numerous people to use the
house’s original bathroom, that was not a functional solution.)
often, and ended up covered in water and dirt, because once you started hosing
them, they started tossing handfuls of mud at you.yes\">
Vegeta (the twin) said as he set the food on the table, “Did Pan go home?”
Goten said, “I ended up chasing her all the way back to her doop anp and Videl
pointed out that she could punish her own child.yes\"> Which got us into an argument, which will doubtlessly get Gohan
to call us.”
do you argue with her?” Trunks asked.
piss her off,” was the reply, “Her child is a pain in the ass.”
looked at Vegeta (the twin) and both of them rolled their eyes.
ass. But then, both of the twins
handled Presta, and did so pretty damn effectively considering her greatest
transgression to date was using her sister as a baseball.
preached it all the time) that real
(fifteen) they were out purging planets and having babies.
ended up doing her ass was going to be in hot water.)yes\">
yeah,” his mate said, “I know that all our children are pain in the asses.
where is yours?” Vegeta (the mother, who came into the kitchen bearing a brand
new bite mark) returned.
is probably hanging out with her idiot human boy that she thinks I don’t know
about.” Goten shrugged at this, looked
at the door just before Aya pranced in (perfectly clean and dry thanks to
learning to control her ki.) She
flopped into the chair next to her father and sat on her knees (she was too
short to get to the table and refused to sit on anything that qualified as a
‘booster.’)
we can eat!” Goku appeared and took his place at the end of the table.
are more children,” Vegeta (the twin) pointed out.
Goku replied, “I’m here.”
doesn’t necessarily mean you.
skeptical look, than pats him on the head *
riiiiiiight.
goodness! I have a real personality
now! I’m not cute anymore!
is.
think about hugging me, buddy!
please. I seem to think that I should
be getting sex.
* Yes, Kakarot.