Plush
Plush
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Title: Plush (500 word Drabble)
color:black\'>Author:font-family:\"Comic Sans MS\";color:black\'> Jay Goose
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color:black\'>Pairing: font-family:\"Comic Sans MS\";color:black\'>V/G
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color:black\'>Rating:font-family:\"Comic Sans MS\";color:black\'> NC-17 (for gratuitous use of the word
‘fuck’ and perverted uses of fur)
Warnings: Dry Humor
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color:black\'>Disclaimer: font-family:\"Comic Sans MS\";color:black\'>I don’t own Dragonball Z, so that
means that I don’t own Goku er…Kakarot or Vegeta either.
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color:black\'>Summary:font-family:\"Comic Sans MS\";color:black\'> Vegeta. Kakarot. Pink. And Fur. Is
that not enough for you people?!
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color:black\'>~oo0oo~
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EN\'>It was so neatly wrapped. He wasn’t sure what to make of it. It couldn’t be
for him.
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EN\'>It was shinny…
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EN\'>And pink.
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EN\'>Shinny and pink things were most definitely not for him.
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EN\'>He, Vegeta no Ouji, he mightest Prince ‘o Saiyans did not do pink and
shinny. Thus he made this know.
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EN\'>“Kakarot…”
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EN\'>“Yes, Vegeta?” Stupid, overly excited grin in place.
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EN\'>“It’s pink.” A frown.
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EN\'>“I know.”
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EN\'>“Why is it pink?”
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EN\'>“It’s all I could find. Besides, it Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is all
about pink stuff.”
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EN\'>“But it’s…Pi-ink.”
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EN\'>The grinning baka was getting impatient. He could tell by the slight
twitching of the corners of his mouth. How Kakarot maintained such a painful looking
expression for so long was still beyond him.
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EN\'>“Just open it already, Vegeta! Pleeeaseee?!”
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EN\'>“Fine, Kakarot. Since you went through so much trouble…making it…pretty.”
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EN\'>Vegeta began unwrapping the pretty, shinny, pink box. Taking special care
to preserve the fluffly purple bow. Soon enough, his idiot lover snapped and
snatched the box away. Once the shinny, pink cyclone settled, Vegeta was
presented with his alleged gift.
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EN\'>And what an odd gift it was.
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EN\'>A bunny suit?
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EN\'>“What the hell is that, Kakarot?!”
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EN\'>The blush he received was adorable, however, it did nothing to explain what
in holy hell his dear lover thought he was doing giving him, the mighty Prince
Vegeta, the last remaining monarch of the great Saiyan race, a bunny suit. One,
I might mention, that was just as pink though not as shinny as the box it had
come in.
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EN\'>“Well, Vegeta…um… I thought that… y’know, we could try something…
EN\'>y’know…different. Y’know sexually.” Nervous head scratching.
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EN\'>The confused prince pulled the suit completely out of the box and stared at
it. And stared at it some more. Then he turned his intense scrutonous gaze
toward his compainion.
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EN\'>“And what the hell is wrong with how I fuck you now?!”
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EN\'>“Oh…nothing! Nothing, Vegeta! The way you fuck me now is great! I just
thought that since today was special and all we could try something different.”
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EN\'>The prince was still not convinced. He stared yet again at the rabbit suit.
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EN\'>“Oh come on, Getty poo.” The baka actually waggled his eye brows. “I saw it
on the internet.”
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EN\'>“The… internet?”
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EN\'>“We both know how much you like to do stuff off the internet.” A leachourus
grin.
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EN\'>“… Fine. But I’m not wearing that ridiculous thing.”
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EN\'>“Oh, it’s not for you.” More grinning of the perverted nature. “…you’ll
see. Ha ha, I’m so excited!”
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EN\'>~oo0oo~
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EN\'>Vegeta could do nothing but stare… and gape. His… his Kakarot…was… the
suit… had holes. The most indecent holes he’d ever seen.
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”Hot, right?”
There were no
words.
“I KNOW IT!
I\'m fucking sexy!” Kakarot emphasised this statement by wiggling his bare
bottom in the air.
“Why yes,
Kakarot.” The prince grinned pervishly. “The finest rabbit this side of Namek.”
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EN\'>“Aww, Getty poo! I love you too!” He wiggled his cotton tail happily. “Now
take me. Take me now!”
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