Metal "Gear"

This is a Fullmetal Alchemist/Oruchuban Ebichu crossover fic. I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS OF EITHER ANIME! But I do own a rat named Ebichu ^_^

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"I just need you to take care of her while I go into town to get sheet metal. It won't take much! I promise, Ed." Winry waved goodbye as Edward Elric stood in the doorway, mouth agape, his face closely resembling one of those Japanese emoticons.

"Kuso! [JAP: shit] Why do I have to get stuck taking care of a damn rat?!" Ed was bullied into taking care of Winry's new pet hamster, Ebichu. He could hear her whining from the bedroom.

"GOCHUJINCHAMAAA! Where did you go?! Do you hate Ebichu?!" The hamster was franctically running around its cage. Al was trying to calm it down.

"There, there, Ebichu! Niisan and I are going to take care of you for a few days, until Winry comes home." At that moment, Ed walked in the room, looking supremely pissed off.

"I *hate* rats!" Ed tried to kick Ebichu's cage, but his legs wouldn't reach. Al chuckled, and the joints of the suit of armor squeaked.

"Just think of it this way, Niisan. Now there's someone around who's shorter than you!"

Flames lit in Ed's eyes and he screamed. "WHO'S SHORT?!!?" Ed started to chase Al around the room in anger.

Little did Ed know, Al's comment was due to the growing anticipation he felt in his metal groin. If he still had a human body, he would be hitting puberty right about now. And it wouldn't be long before he could no longer hide his feelings for his older brother.

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The brothers had fallen asleep on the floor, exhausted from their romp around the room earlier. Ebichu had been pretending to sleep all day, but she was wide awake now and ready for mischief.

"Chu-popopopopo! I'll show that shorty not to kick my cage again, dechu!" The hamster slowly opened up the front of her cage and jumped onto the floor.

Ed was lying on his stomach, wearing only a pair of boxers. Ebichu tip-toed over to him, with a devilish smile on her face. With a dash, she slipped into Ed's boxers. She sidled up to Ed's puckered entrance, and placed one paw on each side.

"Yoisho!" With all her hamster might she spread his asshole wide enough for her to climb right in.

Ed's eyes flew open. "What the...!" He could feel something small and furry squeezing its way into his anus. He started flailing about, but after the initial shock a different feeling started to come over him, as Ebichu walked over his prostate.

"Oh... my go-..." Ed's eyes shut tight as he let himself get lost in the feeling of the rodent skittering around inside of him, her tiny claws beginning to scratch the inside of his colon.

Al began to stir, woken up by the sounds of his brother moaning in half-pleasure, half-pain. He bolted upright and looked over to see Ed writhing on the floor. The sight made him very excited.

"Niisan...?" Al crawled over to his brother and reached out a hand to turn him over. At that point, Ebichu finally climbed out of Ed's ass and sat across the room laughing. Al was unfazed. He could no longer control himself, and he decided to make the best out of the situation.

Ed was slowly gaining his composure and cursing under his breath, as Al leaned over him. "That... damn rat..." Ed sighed in exasperation and happened to glance down. He noticed there was a bit of a bulge in the apron hanging down from his younger brother's waist.

"Uh... Al? What the hell is that?"

Al blushed, somehow, even though he was a suit of armor. "Oh that... well, I was feeling a bit depressed because I don't have a human body... and I wanted to feel more like a real boy, so I asked Winry to make me something special..." With that, he lifted up the apron.

Ed's eyes grew gigantic when he saw the thick 8'' metal penis staring him in the face.

"...!!!"

"I'm really sorry, Niisan, but I have to do this." Al reached for the band of his older brother's boxers and pulled them down. Ed yiped, and tried to fight back, but Al grabbed both of his legs and pulled him closer. Al placed his large metal dick at Ed's tight entrance and pushed himself in.

Ed screamed, and almost blacked out from the excruciating pain. Al was too lost in his own world to even think of the pain he was causing his brother. He thrust in and out of Al's ass, faster and faster. Winry had done a rather cheap job on his new "piece" and hadn't filed down the metal well enough. The edges were snagging on the insides of Ed's colon, and blood began to seep out.

Ebichu decided she wanted to join in, and ran over from the corner of the room and climbed on top of Ed's stomach. She then wrapped herself around his somewhat-flaccid penis and began administering a full-body tugjob.

"NNGH!!" Tears were streaming down Ed's face, but Al was enjoying every minute of fucking his older brother. He had waited so long to do so. He could feel something welling up deep inside of him and then he realized something.

Suddenly he pulled out of his brother's ass, just fast enough to see a spurt of machinery oil stream out of the tip of his penis. It covered Ed's now-unconscious body and mixed with the blood that had pooled around his anus. Al collapsed from his climax and landed on top of Ed, crushing Ebichu between them, killing the poor hamster.

Al had one last fleeting thought before he slipped into an exhausted slumber.

"Winry is going to be *very* mad about her pet..."