No Ordinary House Cat

Title: No Ordinary House Cat
Author: Jack Daw
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ed x Roy
Summary: Roy Mustang spends the night taking card of Neko!Ed. Ed x Roy, yaoi, minor, M/M, anal, bi, oral, PWP, rim, slash
A/N: Uh, my first lemon of any sort. *blush*
Disclaimer: I don’t own FMA. If I did, Ed would spend more time at the Eastern HQ doing kinky things with Mustang.

“I don’t drink milk,” Ed said firmly. Mustang was at a loss. He didn’t understand how to handle Fullmetal on a normal basis, let along as part cat. His needs were even further than the gap between them since he had been human. Now the kid was only mostly human. “Cream, on the other hand,” he said, gold eyes that perfectly fit his current state grew wide at the site of the bottle next to the milk.

The Colonel nodded, and grabbed the glass bottle filled with cream. He secretly smiled, satisfied when Ed moved up to sit like a cat on its haunches. Large eyes monitored his ever move, and a tail flickered back and forth behind him.

For some reason, Ed was having trouble standing. Well, walking really. After some homicidal alchemist had trapped him in a transmutation circle and done this to him… well, a lot of things had changed. Not just Ed’s abilities and appearance. Mustang placed a saucer near the boy, and watched as he licked up the substance.

Ed licked, and licked, and licked, and licked, licked, licked…

Mustang shook his head. He was officially losing it.

The Elric boy, in the mean time, had wanted to tantalize the Colonel like this for a long time. He’d decided a while back that he was bisexual, and the man who stood near him had been rather high on the list of people he’d like to fuck with. Well, number one, actually. And Ed had to admit that as a cat his needs were rather animalistic… besides that fact, he was a teenager. Hormones dictate his every move. Roy Mustang was an infatuation, and in reach at the moment, and Ed’s most likely target.

Anyhow, the bulge in the Flame alchemist’s pants looked ever so lovely at the moment.

“Mustang,” he keened, crawling over to the man. He lodged himself between long legs, he head resting on the right, and his tail wrapping around the left.

“Hai, Fullmetal,” Mustang responded. His voice sounded rather strained.

Ed decided it was now or never. He placed his hands on Mustang’s leg, and pulled himself up with sharp nails that could be claws. He stopped moving when his face was level with the crotch of Mustang’s pants. He rubbed his cheek against it. “Mustang,” he panted. “I want a different kind of cream.” He rubbed his whole body against the leg. Not quite humping it, but not just caressing it either.

Roy’s breathing hitched. Edward couldn’t possibly mean… Right now?

It was common knowledge that Roy liked dogs better, but he’d been kind enough to take in a cat occasionally. Ed was certainly not the first.

But he was the first to ask for sex, and most likely the first to receive it.

“Are you sure…”

“Please,” the cat-boy whined, his movements becoming more erratic.

Mustang picked up the boy. “We’re not doing this in the kitchen.”

Ed purred. “Good.” He yelped as he was flung onto the bed, but watched with hooded eyes as Mustang stripped down to his pants. The man took a step closer to the bed, clearly unsure of what to do.

Mustang was unsure of what to do. Sure, he’d had plenty of sex with women, and men as well, but with Ed, well, he almost felt like he was a virgin again. How could he handle this. Ed began to thrust his hips, this time against the air even fully clothed.

“C’mon,” he groaned. “Do something to me. Anything. I need it.”

The black haired alchemist nodded, and clambered onto his bed, which was large. It wasn’t like when he bought it he wasn’t expecting to have sex with at least one other person. Of course, the Fullmetal Alchemist was one he’d never dreamed would actually be on the bed… with him… having sex…

One gloveless hand ghosted over Edward’s chest, running down to the bulge in the boy’s pants even fully clothed.

“Undress me,” Ed hissed, struggling to remove the clothes himself. Roy sat him up, and pulled off the black shirt and tank top to reveal the now bare torso of Edward Elric. Eyes ran over it, taking in every scar and wound it had ever gained as he tugged boots off of feet that seemed disproportional to Ed’s body. Pants came off next, and finally, the boxers…

Edward seemed even more wanton now as he thrived on the bed. His tail never ceased movements, and he let out a deep sound somewhere between a purr and a moan as Roy’s delicate hands rubbed golden colored ears. Delicate was clearly the word, more used to paperwork than to actual fighting and working.

“Do you like this,” Roy asked, bending over Ed to breathe hotly in his ear.

“More,” came the soft mewling response.

Roy sat up to straddle his chest. His cock was weeping freely now, and Edward’s heightened senses could smell the scent of the pre cum. He meowed softly again, tongue reaching out to get at the large head… But he couldn’t reach it.

“Suck me,” was the order he got, and Roy moved so that Edward could get at it.

Ed took it in immediately, sucking eagerly. He groaned when he Roy’s busy hands at his face, one rubbing an ear, the other running through soft hair.

“You look so beautiful Edward Elric,” he panted. “Sucking me like that. There’s nothing I can do… Except this…”

A hint of amusement was in Ed’s eyes as Mustang moved up to his hands and knees and began to thrust into his mouth. There were plenty of pants and gasped, and Ed did his best to suck forcefully. He wanted Mustang to cum, screaming his name even when in his mouth.

But the Colonel pulled out, much to Ed’s disappointment. He still thrust at the air slightly, as though humping an unseen companion, but he stopped, allowing himself to calm down. “I want to cum inside you,” he explained.

Ed shivered at the statement. He wanted Mustang inside him too. “Then get on with it,” he gasped. “I need you so bad!” He’d clenched his eyes shut with the statement, and thus wasn’t expecting it when the Colonel’s tongue flickered against his asshole. “Whoa!”

“You like that?”

“Hai,” he panted, pushing his ass against the Roy’s face. But Mustang didn’t continue. A hand brushed over his erection, then came to rest in Ed’s pubic hair, running through the golden curls.

“I told you earlier… But you look so beautiful like this. I want to keep you like this Edward. I want to keep you here so I could fuck you whenever I want.” Mustang’s other hand was resting on Ed’s tail, and now softly rubbed the area where it joined his body. Ed jumped with a gasp as Roy rubbed at the spot. It felt good. Hell, even better than when his ears had been touched. “I’d shove my cock into you over and over again,” the hand in his pubic hair moved to circle his hole. “But I’ll have to do it a first time, won’t I?”

“Please,” Ed said again.

“Please what?”

Ed rolled his eyes. Torture. Pure torture. “Fuck me. Put that finger inside of me and more. Suck my cock, I don’t care, just do something to me Mustang!”

Roy smiled. “Good answer.” One finger slipped inside Ed’s ass, then two… then three. The fingers curled to brush against Edward’s prostate, and he found it. He rubbed back and forth as Ed thrashed violently.

“Damn it Mustang! Fuck me would you?”

Roy grabbed the lubrication, and rubbed it along his cock. He placed it against the boy’s ass. “Are you sure?”

“Hai,” he panted. “Fuck me Mustang.”

Roy rocked back and forth for a second as he spread Ed’s legs wide apart. He still lay on his back, as Roy leaned in for a kiss. He nibbled on the boy’s lip, and Ed opened his mouth to the invading tongue. Roy slipped his tongue against Edwards, finding that it was rough just like a cat. But that only served to add to the excitement as he slowly pushed his cock into the small alchemist.

“Oh,” Ed gasped, his eyes dilating.

“Yah,” Roy agreed as he rocked again, his own eyes pushing into the back of his head. “That’s…”

“…Good. Please keep… going…”

“Hai.” Mustang moved again, and pulled back slowly, thrusting in again at a harsh fast pace. Unintentionally, he’d gotten to a different angle, and pressed against Ed’s prostrate. Yet another groan from him.

He continued at this pace, pulling out slowly and pushing in fast, until he felt something rather furry press rub against his ass. “What the,” he looked up at Ed to find an amused look in the glazed over eyes, despite his weeping cock and hard panting. It hit him as it started to move again. His tail.

It brushed against Roy’s own hole, pushing slightly as though asking for entrance. Roy let it enter him as he ran hands up to Ed’s nipples, pinching at them. He gasped when the furry entity hit his prostate.

“Faster,” Ed panted. “Please Roy, faster!”

Roy followed his wish, thrusting into the young man, that is until he pulled out completely. A hand reached behind him, and tugged the boy’s tail out of his ass.

Ed looked ready to cry. “N—Nani?”

“We’re going to finish this another way.” Roy flipped him over until he was laying on his hands and knees. Ed got the idea, and braced himself as Roy entered him again, ignoring the tail that was draped over his shoulder.

“Ed,” he said he humped the blonde, picking up speed with every second. “This is so hot. I’m fucking you. Fucking you with my cock. I want to cum inside of you, Edward. And I want you to come with me. Please do it. Please cum with me. I need to cum, I need it Edward Elric. And I know you do too…”

The hot whispering got to the cat boy. “Roy,” he screamed as he came, even feeling a hand wrap around his cock while he throbbed with the power of his orgasm. Edward could feel a hot liquid entering him as well, and knew Roy was having his orgasm as he milked every last bit of semen he could from Ed.

“Edward,” he gasped. He didn’t scream during sex. Moan, yes. Groan, hell yes. Gasp, most definitely. But he never screamed. Ed’s tight ass clenched even tighter as he came.

Ed’s support finally collapsed, laying in his own cum. He could feel Mustang pulling out, and the Colonel’s orgasm dripped out of his ass. “That was good.”

Roy pulled Ed close, kissing him again. “I’m glad you enjoyed it…”

But the neko was already asleep as he lay in Roy’s arms. The Flame Alchemist smiled, and closed his eyes in the afterglow of sex to fall into dreams with his new lover.