Saiyan - condoms
Saiyan - condoms
Saiyan - condoms
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Goku: Hi Vegeta!
Vegeta: Hello Kakarot.
G: Hey what do you have there Vegeta?
V: Not that it concerns you, but these are special Saiyan - condoms.
G: Saiyan - condoms? what are those?
V: they are condoms that are twice as large and thick, and as a Bonus they are orange with a red star on top.
G: wow cool! But why do you need those?
V: well..... when Bulma and I got together, the normal condom broke.
So I went to the company that makes them and they said these wouldn\'t break.
G: really? that was how Gohan got born and it has been a long
time since Chi-chi and I got together. So, can I please get a box?
Not that you need them anyway, Bulma is pregnant already.
G: o_o...
I shouldn\'t have said that.
Goku and Vegeta, now facing the people back home:
G: Use Saiyan - condoms, they\'re strong enough to withstand the power of a supersaiyan.
V: And they\'re orange too!