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Mixed up
Just a little funny thingy I thought of while I wasted tiem before getting up. No real plot, just a bit about ROy and Jean getting confused.
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Warning: Mentions of sex, yaoi
Mixed up
Roy snuffled against the soft hair on his pillow, breathing in the soft scent. They'd been out drinking last night, but he felt pretty good. Must have worked it off, three times last night and he felt like a fourth might be in order. Without opening his eyes, he slid his hand down the smooth back beside him and groped gently. His eyes snapped open in horror; that was not Edward's ass. Or his hair, for that matter. The soft hair beside his face was a lighter blond and he could just make out a hint of vanilla instead of the usual cinnamon. 'Oh, fuck. I'm dead. He's gonna kill me.' The alchemist drew back carefully, delicately untangling his limbs from the smooth ones. Al rolled over and tried to cuddle some more. 'Please don't wake up, please don't wake up.' He managed to get out of bed without waking the young man, grabbed some pants and bolted.
He ran down the dormitory hall, hoping desperately that Edward was in his own room. The door was open, but no one was there. “Well where the hell is he?” He muttered before an idea struck him. Maybe...
Jeans' room was two doors down and he knocked gently before sliding it open. Jean was wrapped tightly around Edward, nuzzling his hair much the same way Roy had Al's. “Jean!” Roy hissed at him. “Jean! Wake up!” The blond turned his head fuzzily towards his commander, then shrugged and rolled back towards his bed partner. “Jean! Look at who's beside you!” Blue eyes opened and the man pulled away violently.
Ed moaned and rolled over. 'Shit, the one time he doesn't sleep like a rock.' But, he settled again, hugging a pillow. Jean pushed himself carefully off the bed and crawled to the door, snagging a pair of pants on the way by.
“What the hell? How'd he get there?” The two men stood in the hallway, trying to make sense of what had happened.
“Probably the same way Al ended up in my bed. I say we switch and not tell them.” Maybe they would survive this, maybe. Jean nodded frantically, he was all for anything that saw them alive tomorrow, or even by noon. “Al's in his room, I'll stay here.”
*At the library later*
“Brother, did you wake up with Roy?” Al looked over his book.
Ed's head was pounding and it took a few minutes to focus. “Huh? Oh, yeah. You were with Jean?” His brother nodded. “Well, I told you it was a bad idea to take them out drinking.”
“You're the one who said he could out drink Roy, and I couldn't just let you do it by yourself, could I?” Al defended his poor decision.
“Well, we must have gotten mixed up. Next time, we'll get it right for sure.” They grinned at each other and continued reading.
Disclaimer: own nothing
Warning: Mentions of sex, yaoi
Mixed up
Roy snuffled against the soft hair on his pillow, breathing in the soft scent. They'd been out drinking last night, but he felt pretty good. Must have worked it off, three times last night and he felt like a fourth might be in order. Without opening his eyes, he slid his hand down the smooth back beside him and groped gently. His eyes snapped open in horror; that was not Edward's ass. Or his hair, for that matter. The soft hair beside his face was a lighter blond and he could just make out a hint of vanilla instead of the usual cinnamon. 'Oh, fuck. I'm dead. He's gonna kill me.' The alchemist drew back carefully, delicately untangling his limbs from the smooth ones. Al rolled over and tried to cuddle some more. 'Please don't wake up, please don't wake up.' He managed to get out of bed without waking the young man, grabbed some pants and bolted.
He ran down the dormitory hall, hoping desperately that Edward was in his own room. The door was open, but no one was there. “Well where the hell is he?” He muttered before an idea struck him. Maybe...
Jeans' room was two doors down and he knocked gently before sliding it open. Jean was wrapped tightly around Edward, nuzzling his hair much the same way Roy had Al's. “Jean!” Roy hissed at him. “Jean! Wake up!” The blond turned his head fuzzily towards his commander, then shrugged and rolled back towards his bed partner. “Jean! Look at who's beside you!” Blue eyes opened and the man pulled away violently.
Ed moaned and rolled over. 'Shit, the one time he doesn't sleep like a rock.' But, he settled again, hugging a pillow. Jean pushed himself carefully off the bed and crawled to the door, snagging a pair of pants on the way by.
“What the hell? How'd he get there?” The two men stood in the hallway, trying to make sense of what had happened.
“Probably the same way Al ended up in my bed. I say we switch and not tell them.” Maybe they would survive this, maybe. Jean nodded frantically, he was all for anything that saw them alive tomorrow, or even by noon. “Al's in his room, I'll stay here.”
*At the library later*
“Brother, did you wake up with Roy?” Al looked over his book.
Ed's head was pounding and it took a few minutes to focus. “Huh? Oh, yeah. You were with Jean?” His brother nodded. “Well, I told you it was a bad idea to take them out drinking.”
“You're the one who said he could out drink Roy, and I couldn't just let you do it by yourself, could I?” Al defended his poor decision.
“Well, we must have gotten mixed up. Next time, we'll get it right for sure.” They grinned at each other and continued reading.