Regular day in the office

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Roy twiddled a pen between his fingers, his eyes focused on air. 4:30 usually that was a good time, half an hour and he could go home. Today was different Riza had held him at gun point and told him she would shoot his penis off if he didn't get up to date on his paperwork. Roy sighed and looked down at the papers, he could almost sware that the words were pointing and laughing at him. A knock at the door roused him from his thoughts. A small head peaked round the wooden frame, large brown puppy eyes begged not to be turned to charcoal with the words he was about to speak.

“Uh Colonel, um, Riza, she sent me to, um, check you were doing the work she set you” Cain Fury was always a shy man but when it came to telling his boss he was checking up on him, he lost all his courage and ended up a stuttering mess.

“Relax fury, I'm not going to flame you, i value my penis... besides Riza took my gloves in case I got the urge” The alchemist looked crestfallen as he signed his name at the bottom of an Elric expense sheet “how can anyone spend £473 on candy and remain and skinny as Ed?”

Cain shrugged “I don't know, Colonel do you mind if i go and find Riza now and tell her your doing your paperwork. Just she threatened to take my....manhood if i was more than 10 minutes”

Roy smirked “I think she wants to start a collection, she said she would take Breda's yesterday, come to think of it Breda looked sore this morning so maybe she did”

“No she didn't” Cain realized his mistake and his cheeks turned beetroot red.

Roy smiled, all of a sudden the conversation had become interesting “Really?”

Cain shook his head and turned around closing the door behind himself, then ran to the mess hall to find Heymans.

Roy snickered, so Heymans and Cain were at it was well. He must be in charge of the only office made entirely of sluts. Well when your staff follow your own example it isn't really surprising. Roy was well known for being a ladies man, he was even better known for stealing all Havoc's dates. The reason he did it was because he didn't want anyone touching his bit of ass apart from himself, it wasn't because he was being a bastard.

Smirking now Roy started on the paperwork again and and signed his name and dated it. At 5:00 Riza knocked on the door and opened it without waiting for the colonel to give her permission to enter.

“Colonel, I am heading home now, I trust you will finish your paperwork before you leave?” Riza never looked tired, her hair was pristine not a loose strand.

The Alchemist smiled and half heartedly saluted “I promise”

“Good, see you tomorrow then Taisa” Riza backed out and pulled the door shut with a soft click.

Roy was tempted to up and leave, but thought better of it when he had a vision of his penis sliding down the wall leaving a bloody stain and Riza smiling and holding her gun level with his nether regions.

Roy groaned, Jean had a day off today and had been home alone all day, so the blond would want company and wouldn't want to wait for Roy for to long.

Roy read though a report about what Ed had come across in lab 5. 'gosh i really am way behind'


Jean sat at home watching a random TV program (I don't know if they have TV. I'm just assuming) It was 5:45 and Roy should have been home 15 minutes ago. Roy had been 'hard' at work all day and Jean hadn't been there for comic relief. 'Oh the poor colonel, having to deal with the evil blond witch all day, by himself!'

Jean pulled on a pair of decent trousers and a button down shirt, sliding on his shoes and grabbing his keys he walked out onto the street. Jean grinned evilly to himself and decided that after what he had planned for Roy he had best take the car, Roy wasn't going to be able to walk without pain for a good few days.

The drive to HQ took less than 10 minutes, having the colonel as a lover was a definite bonus, Roy being the colonel was always given a nice place to live.

Jean pulled into an empty car parking bay and removed the cigarette that was almost always hanging from his lips and threw it in the gutter. He sauntered into the foyer flashing a toothy grin at the brunette behind the sign in counter and raced up the stairs taking two at a time. When Jean reached the door to Roy's office he undid all the buttons on his shirt and pants, opening them wide and showing off his perfect chest then slinked inside. Roy looked up at the entrance to see Jean pulling a sexy pose against the closed door. Jean made sure Roy saw him lock the door and walked over to the desk removing his shirt as he did so and laying provocatively on the end closest to Roy. Roy's eyes were wide like saucers, his pants had suddenly become very tight and the seductive blond was laying and pushing his trousers past his hips.

“Jean” The word was like a moan.

“Yes boss?” Jean smirked

“I'm trying to work” Roy tore his eyes away from the sexy blonde and focused on the papers and desperately tried to focus

Jean smirked and removed his trousers and pants, sitting on the desk totally naked. He gripped his cock in his hand and started to slowly pump, keeping his eyes on the colonel. Roy was trying desperately to sign his name, swaring Roy realised he hadn't spelt Mustang correctly. He was going have a hard time explaining to Riza why he couldn't even spell his own surname correctly. Jean grinned and threw his head back exposing his milky throat, he knew how much Roy loved to nibble on it. Roy moaned and unconsciously rubbed his hard member through the thick fabric of the military issue uniform. Jean was so perfect on the desk, all long limbs and pure skin, his bright blue eyes filled with lust and pure need. Roy bounced over the desk unable to hold himself back any longer and pounced on the blonde, grinding his newly formed erection into the blondes thigh. Jean grabbed the back of Roy's neck and crushed there lips together. The taller of the two men used all his weight to turn them both around and crush Roy against the desk. Jean's hands worked as a vicious pace, undoing buttons and pulling down zips. Within minutes Roy was as naked as the blonde. Jean's pushed his fingers into Roy's mouth with a gentle force, Roy got the message and licked all over the two digits, covering the fingers in saliva. Jean grinned and pulled the fingers out of Roy's warm mouth. Jean looked down at Roy's thick length and without warning shoved the saliva covered fingers into Roy. Roy choked and arched his back at the painful intrusion, Jean scissored his finger making the colonel squirm in pain and delight. Jean knew how much the Taisa could take and made sure not to cross the line. Roy grabbed hold of his cock only to have his hand grabbed away by the excited Jean.

“Not yet boss”

Roy moaned and lay back against the desk the wood cooling his overheated body.

“take me then, PLEASE” the last word screamed out as Roy squirmed under Jean's manipulative fingers. Jean nearly came there and then, the words so desperate and needy, and screamed out by his boss. Jean pulled his fingers out of Roy and bent down to pick up his trousers and rummage in the pockets. A small sachet of lube was produced and ripped open and the slimy liquid was roughly coated on his cock. Jean turned back to Roy to see his unamused face.

“You had lube and you didn't use it”

Jean grinned “I can't help it, i just love it when you go all squirmy it makes me hornier”

Roy shook his head and rested his head on the wall behind him. Jean grabbed the raven haired colonels hips and pulled him forward towards the edge of the desk. Roy reached over to touch the blonde but a stern look stopped him.

“No hands”

Roy considered moaning but the last time he tried it Jean had walked away in a huff leaving him unfulfilled. Roy's hands made the same move to the wall laying flat so he looked like a virgin sacrifice tied to a wonky cross. Jean shuddered the sight was just to perfect to destroy but he was desperate to finish what he had willingly started. Pushing forward Jean's cock breached the tight muscles and millimetre by millimetre pushed in as far as it could go. Roy's face contorted and his muscles involuntary contracted around the thick penis inside of him.

“You OK boss?” Jean asked a little concerned

“Roy, my names Roy and I'm fine just move”

“sure thing boss” Jean smirked as he pulled out of his smaller lover

Roy growled but smirked at his annoying parter. “You can be a right pain in the ass you know”

Jean grinned and thrust in particularly viciously, making Roy squeek in discomfort and arch his back. “I know”

Roy laughed, he loved Jean and his evil streak and knew given the opportunity he would never leave the smokers side. Jean's thrusting had slowed down to deep, hard thrusts. Moving his hips lower Jean thrust up hitting Roy's prostate full on. Roy screamed out, his toes curling round the edge of the desk, his hands clenched into fists. Jean grabbed Roy's cock and pumped viciously, his own hips for pistoning fast as possible. Roy gritted his teeth at the pure pleasure coursing through his body. Jean moaned and threw his head back desperately trying to hold back his release. The gripping heat of the alchemist was pulling him closer and closer to completion.

“Jean I'm gonna cum” Roy gasped out, his limbs turning to jelly.

Jean's pace fastened on Roy's cock and the brutal pace of his thrusting increased until Roy's back was being rubbed raw by the wall. Roy screamed out Jean's name as he covered his chest and Jean's still moving hand in his cum. As Roy came he clenched tight around Jean, the blond grabbed Roy's hips hard enough to bruise as he thrust in one last time. The taller man collapsed onto Roy's sweaty chest and caught his breath.

“I'm not going to be able to walk for a week” Roy gasped as Jean pulled out of him.

“That was the plan” Jean smirked as he cleaned himself up with a tissue.

“Your evil Havoc” Roy smiled as he started to pull on his clothes.

Havoc grinned and pulled on his trousers “That's why you love me”

Roy snorted as he sat back at his desk. “If you don't mind Lieutenant, i have work to do”

“Sure thing boss” Havoc couldn't supress the smile that formed when Roy winced as he sat down.

“Just a regular day in the office” Roy muttered