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The Dragon Has Balls	By : sefiru Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2171 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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The Dragon Has Balls

By Sefiru

A really silly one-shot based on a bad pun ^^. Dragons get
lonely too, right? More proof that I�m a pervert.

Crack pairing: Goku/Shenron

Warnings: NC-17, handjob, humor. Lewd misuse of props.
Dragon sex.

Disclaimer: My therapist has convinced me that I am not, in
fact, Akira Toriyama. Darn, that means I don�t own any of this �

�� Goku thought it
had been a while since he�d seen Shenron, so he decided to gather up the
Dragonballs. He pestered Bulma into giving him the dragon radar; she wanted to
know what he was going to wish for, and looked at him funny when he said he
just wanted to talk to the Dragon. They were friends, right? And dragons had to
get lonely too.

�� The Dragonballs
were easy to find this time. He had them together in a week, although the last
one gave him a bit of trouble � it was inside a volcano. He would probably
smell scorched for weeks. He took the seven balls to a small valley he knew of,
a good quiet place for a chat. He set the balls out and said the invocation;
the sky darkened and Shenron appeared.

�� What do you
want, mortal?�

�� Hi, Shenron!
Actually I just wanted to talk for a while.�

�� Talk? You
summoned me just to �talk?�

�� Sure. Why are
you always in such a bad mood over everything?�

�� The Dragon
growled, making a few trees fall over. �You�d be in a bad mood too, if one of
your balls was dipped in lava!�

�� Huh? But I
haven�t got any ��

�� You are male,
aren�t you?�

�� Goku blinked and
looked at the Dragonballs with new appreciation. �Those are your � seven of
them?�

�� Is there a
problem with that?�

�� Er, no.� Goku
reached out curiously and touched the nearest ball. Laid his palm flat on the
surface and rubbed it in a little circle. Shenron �made a noise. Something like
a cross between a purr and an earthquake. Goku realized what he was doing and
froze. �Oh. Sorry.�

�� Don�t you dare
stop, mortal!�

�� Okay�� Goku
looked at the balls and decided that if they were that sensitive, he shouldn�t
leave them lying on the bare ground. He sat cross-legged in the middle of them
and gathered them all onto his lap. One by one he gently rubbed and polished
them. Then he took one in each hand and lightly stroked them with his thumbs.
Shenron roared and shook around him; the dark sky took on a distinct shade of
red, and the Dragonballs became warm.

�� Goku took a leaf
from Kamesennin�s �library� � he lifted one of the balls and started licking
it. Shenron obviously liked that, because all of the balls heated up and started
vibrating. It had a rather nice taste, metallic of course, and also a bit
spicy. And a pile of warm, vibrating objects on his lap had a predictable
effect on Goku; still holding the ball to his mouth with one hand, he reached
down and pulled his stiffening cock out of his pants. Then he picked up another
vibrating ball and stroked his cock with it. His eyes rolled back and he
groaned; he was amazed how good this felt. Shenron looped around him, a
shuddering, writhing wall of green. �More,� he growled.

�� Goku set down the balls he was holding and
picked up two others to give the same treatment. He held one to his mouth and
sucked on it; he licked all around the circumference and lightly grazed the
hard surface with his teeth. The vibration against his lips, combined with the
unique flavor, was intoxicating. He devoured the ball as if it were a favorite
candy.

�� At the same time
he worked the other ball all over the surface of his cock. Long strokes, base
to tip and back. Along the large vein on the bottom. Around and around the
head. The vibration of the balls increased until he could almost say they were
throbbing. He moved down his cock to his own balls, slowly covering every inch
of skin. The contact there felt so good that he immediately tucked the
Dragonball between his thighs so that it would still pleasure his sac, and
grabbed a third ball to keep on touching his cock with. The combined
stimulation made him twitch and thrust his hips.

�� Shenron growled.
�Yes! Hump my balls, mortal!� Goku groaned. Dropping the balls he held, he
picked up three others and pressed them together in a triangle. That left a
space just big enough to squeeze his cock through. He held his cockhead in the
gap for a moment, savoring the vibration; then he started stroking them slowly
up and down. Meanwhile, his fingers and thumbs massaged the outer surface of
the balls. Shenron was making a continuous noise now, and sounded something
like a horny jet engine. The vibration of the three balls, plus the one under
his sac, was too much for Goku; he lay back on the ground and started thrusting
into the space. Shenron�s howl changed pitch, exactly like a jet turbine
winding up, and the vibrations suddenly reached a sweet spot. Goku screamed and
came, his seed arcing high into the air before splattering over the Dragonballs
in his hands.

�� He opened his
eyes in time to see the sky flash scarlet as Shenron roared so deep that he
couldn�t actually hear it. A few more trees fell over. Then the Dragon
vanished; the sky returned to normal and the Dragonballs flew from his lap. He
stood up and scratched the back of his neck. �So does that mean he can only get
laid once a year? Bummer.�

End. ^^;
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