How it came to be

*Disclaimer* I don’t own any of the characters, apart from the ones I make up…although I would very much like to own them, nor am I making any money, which is a shame as I am skint…*

Chapter 1

*Duo POV*

Hi, sorry if you have trouble understanding me, I’m really out of breath. Took a lot of effort to escape Heero and Wufei. My name is Duo; I am 17 years old and have violet eyes, long chestnut hair which I tie up into a braid. I’m about 5ft 10 and have just been running for my life. Now you may ask why…why? Ok then I will tell you. I have a tendency to play pranks on people, small ones, spur of the moment ones but some larger scale, time consuming ones that I plan out. And the cause of my running was one of the latter types.

After the war I moved in with Quatre and Trowa, they have been so great to me. Anyways, every month Quat hosts a reunion for all us Ex-Gundam pilots, and today was the first day of the long weekend. So there I was, lying on my bed in my room, listing to my brand new Linkin Park Cd, when I have one the most amazing thoughts in the world. I went downtown, grabbed the supplies I would need and went back to the mansion to set it up. I knew it would take a lot of planning as Heero isn’t one of the easiest guys to prank, I would have to do someone else first…

Wufei had arrived early in the morning, so I set up the first prank outside his room, Q and Tro were downstairs. I waited for 2 hours for Wuffy to come outta his room, and boy was it worth the wait. As soon as he opened the door, a cleverly hidden trigger set off a can of fluorescent pink hair spray all over his head, and the best part was that it would take at least 8 washes for it to rinse out. Plus he hates pink. So after I had taken the Polaroid of his face of I legged it, downstairs, through the lounge and back up the servants’ staircase, all the while being chased by an insanely angry Wufei wielding his fave katana and shouting obscenities at me and threats of cutting off my braid. As I was sprinting along the main landing, Wufei suddenly stopped and called me over to look out of one of the many windows.

‘Hey duo, look! Heero’s actually decided to turn up!’ Said Wufei in surprise.

‘Geez, Quat probably had to do his famous puppy dog eyes, although he must have whined a lot too, Heero always seems to be immune to them’ I said thoughtfully, still keeping one eye on Wufei's katana.

‘And there goes said Q-Bean with Trowa, all ready with open arms as always, don’t know why they bother, Heero’s always so antisocial at these weekends’ replied Wufei.

Ah yes, I thought to myself, Heero’s going to reach the door first, better start edging back up the landing to my planned jump zone.

‘DUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’

‘Gotta go!’ I yelled to Wufei who was currently pissing himself laughing at Heero who now also had bright pink hair. Said boy was looking murderous, a look less dangerous because of the pink hairspray dripping down to stain his bangs.

‘I don’t know what you’re laughing at Wufei’ growled Heero, ‘You seem to be in the state as I am’

‘Oh yeah, I thought I had my katana for a reason,’ mused Wufei ‘on the count of three?’

‘How about now!’ Shouted Heero who had drawn two of his guns from his waist holder.

And there I was, sprinting through the house, following my escape plan exactly. Out through the kitchen to the garden door, which I darted through and locked behind me. Just in time as my two pursuers reached the door just seconds behind me. I dangled the key at them and grinned maniacally, well, I did until Heero shot at the lock, causing it to shatter, I only just moved out of the time. I quickly ran to the bottom of the lawn, didn’t bother with the gate to the orchard, just vaulted over it. I heard the other two land about 10 seconds after. I stopped in front of large Oak tree and turned around, the other two stopped 10 feet away and pointed the guns and katana at me.

‘Hehe, you guys wouldn’t do anything stupid would you?’ I asked tentatively.

‘Noooo, why would we want to do something stupid? Killing you wouldn’t be stupid under these circumstances’ stated Wufei.

‘Oh, right…well see ya then!’ I called, as I leapt up to a branch 6ft above my head. I walked along to the trunk and climbed further up; listening out for the other two who I was sure would follow.

Once high enough I climbed around to the other side of the trunk and walked along a branch to the end, I then jumped to a branch on an opposite tree, I repeated this for about 15 minutes, picking up my pace to a run along each branch. I could hear Heero following me in the trees and Wufei following on the ground. Finally I knew they would be getting tired. I stopped at the end of a branch I knew very well, between the end and the branch of the next tree, was at least a 17ft gap.

‘Stop Duo, there’s no point even trying to make that jump. Even Trowa would have some difficulty’ called up Wufei.

‘Oh, you think?’ I shouted down.

‘Come on Duo, get down from there and take your punishment like a man’ snarled Heero from the trunk.

‘Erm, I don’t think so, ya see I’m not a man, I’m the God Shinigami, and I can make that jump, I’ve been making it for the past 6months. I’ve been planning this escape route for that long, just until I came up with a prank, worthy of this amount effort to escape. Adios Amigos’ I replied, and as I did so, I ran to the end of the branch and leapt into the air, arms outstretched for the next branch. Grabbing the very tip of it I swung my legs forward and curled them around the branch so I was gripping it from beneath, quick as lightening I flipped over, stood up, mock saluted Wufei, pulled tongues at Heero and proceeded to swing my way through the trees to this secret hide out that not even Quat knows anything about.

Ever since I moved in, I have built this tree house and then made it habitable. I have managed to get wireless for my laptop and have hooked up a TV to the mainframe in the house so I get both CCTV and Sky for my amusement. Right now I am watching Heero and Wuffers ranting to Quat and Tro about my “dishonorable actions” in “running away”. This is what makes my pranking worth it, hahahahahahaha.
In theory I could stay here all year, sneak into the house to get food when my 6month supply runs out, other than that, I don’t really need anything, I have a water supply which I have connected to the mansions supply so I’m all set. The electricity I have re-wired to my tree house provides me with washing machines, dish washer, microwave, oven etc.
Now I know what you’re thinking, how can a tree house have all these appliances? Well ya see, this tree house isn’t actually in the tree, its more in between trees on the ground, like a hut, with trees growing out of it. Took me forever to build.

So now it’s time for me to kick back and relax, and enjoy the mayhem I am now free to cause on the unsuspecting occupants of the mansion.
First trap to be set off are the showers, as I knew they would be, and by none other than Wufei and Trowa, some how I know they are going to be the main casualties in this war, they are so easy to punk…plus I warned Q-bean and Tro before hand about all the traps I was thinking about setting up.
So I guess you want to know what happened when they turned their showers on, haha, well they got water alright, but mixed into it was fake tan, something like 1 part water, 2 parts fake tan so in about, oh 4hours, they are going to be sooo brown they will look like freshly dumped shit, hahahaha! And I get to see the whole thing unfold through the extensive CCTV that I set up, without any of them knowing obviously, tee hee!

Oh I cannot wait until they get into bed, they both have some specially chosen presents waiting for them, particularly Heero. I wish he knew how much I want to screw him right now, seeing him naked in the shower…damn these teenage hormones…


*Well that’s the end of the first part, sorry if it seems rather short. Please tell me what you think of it, I already have the next part planned out*