Candy Cane Misconceptions | By : shinigamiinochi Category: Gundam Wing/AC > General Views: 496 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Candy Misconceptions, Based on a True Story by
Shinigamiinochi
Note: Actually based on a true story, no candy canes were
harmed in the making of this fic, they were harmed
after it. >< Mmm, peppermint.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Lame humor, suggestive language.
Twas three and a
half nights before Christmas Eve. Wufei was
walking past the kitchen when he heard it.
“Oooooh….”
“Uhhhh…”
“Hilde! Oh, my god, get it over with!”
“Be
patient, it’s big!”
“What are
you talking about?! I could have finished it off hours before you!”
“ So you like it, too, huh, Duo?”
“Yep. I especially like suckin’ em during Christmas season. There’s just something special
about it.”
“Mmmm, I’ve never had one this big and long and tasty
before!” Wufei’s eyes practically popped out of his
head as a large stream of blood erupted from his nose.
“Arrrrg!” He yelled as he ran to
the bathroom. Duo looked out into the hallway, a giant-sized candy cane poking
out of his mouth.
Hm, I wonder what that was about…”
Owari
Shinigamiinochi
thorperin@pmc.edu
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