Candy Cane Misconceptions

Candy Misconceptions, Based on a True Story by
Shinigamiinochi

Note: Actually based on a true story, no candy canes were
harmed in the making of this fic, they were harmed
after it. >< Mmm, peppermint.

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Lame humor, suggestive language.

            class=SpellE>Twas three and a
half nights before Christmas Eve. Wufei was
walking past the kitchen when he heard it.

            “class=SpellE>Oooooh….”

            “class=SpellE>Uhhhh…”

            “class=SpellE>Hilde! Oh, my god, get it over with!”

            “Be
patient, it’s big!”

            “What are
you talking about?! I could have finished it off hours before you!”

            class=GramE>“ So you like it, too, huh, Duo?”

            class=GramE>“Yep. I especially like suckin’ class=SpellE>em during Christmas season. There’s just something special
about it.”

            “class=SpellE>Mmmm, I’ve never had one this big and long and tasty
before!” Wufei’s eyes practically popped out of his
head as a large stream of blood erupted from his nose.

            class=GramE>“Arrrrg!” He yelled as he ran to
the bathroom. Duo looked out into the hallway, a giant-sized candy cane poking
out of his mouth.

            class=SpellE>Hm, I wonder what that was about…”

Owari

Shinigamiinochi

thorperin@pmc.edu