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Hump Day
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Title: Hump Day
Pairing: RoyxEd
Rating: NC17
Timeline: None- AU
Summary: Ed asks Roy to explain Hump Day...
AN: More smut? I'm hopeless.
Hump Day
“Whoa, kid, watch where ya goin’,” Jean Havoc said through clenched teeth. Not out of anger, but because of the cigarette nestled snuggly between them.
“Sorry,” Ed responded, after almost running into him on the way into Roy’s office.
“No problem. Happy Hump Day.” Jean turned away and started walking down the hallway, missing the confused look that passed over Ed’s face.
He stepped into the office and closed the door behind him.
“What’d you want?” he asked, staring defiantly at his superior officer.
Roy sat at his desk and appraised Ed from across the room. He briefly considered taking the boy to task for his attitude for the million and first time, but decided against it. For now.
Ed’s attitude had softened somewhat since they had started fucking, after all.
“To see your smiling face,” Roy said with fake sweetness.
“Whatever,” Ed snapped back, taking a seat on the nearby couch.
Roy folded his gloved hands on top of his desk and smiled at the scowl on the teen’s face, secure in the knowledge that in an instant, he could turn that smartass little tone into a voice that cried out for release, and oh, how many times had that frowning little mouth been wrapped around his cock, even just last night….
Roy cleared his throat and shifted slightly in his seat. Goddammit if he wasn’t already hard as a fucking rock just thinking about that.
“Something I’ve always wondered,” Ed began, snapping Roy out of his thoughts of plunder.
“What’s that, Ed?” Roy asked.
Ed looked into Roy’s face with sincere confusion. “Why do they call Wednesdays Hump Day?”
Roy bit back a smile, knowing full well that Ed wouldn’t understand the reason he was amused. Ed was so learned about most things, having had to grow up fast at a very young age, that sometimes Roy forgot just how adorably naïve he could be.
However…
Right about now, loving adoration was taking a quick backseat to lust. Roy was so turned on that he knew he wouldn’t be able to think straight for the rest of the day if he didn’t do something about it.
This time, he did smile… for a completely different reason.
“You mean you don’t know? Hm, I thought everyone knew what Hump Day was,” Roy said, standing up and coming around to the front of his desk.
“Well…” Ed started. “I assume it’s got nothing to do with camels.”
Roy grinned openly and casually walked over to the door. He locked it and turned back to the inquiring young man.
“Correct,” he said, walking over to the couch.
“What are you doing?” Ed asked, suspicious- and rightfully so- of Roy’s behavior.
Before Ed could move, Roy pushed him down on the couch and ground his swollen cock, which now all but threatened to burst through the thick blue material of his State-issued uniform, against Ed’s crotch. “Demonstrating,” he whispered, grinding himself against the tight black leather of Ed’s pants.
After the initial shock of being pushed down, Ed gasped loudly and involuntarily raised his hips to meet Roy’s, growing instantly hard against the older man’s touch. Inspired by the reaction, Roy grabbed onto Ed’s waist with both hands and ground against him even harder.
“Ah-!” The cry escaped Ed before he could stop it, and he clamped his mouth shut to silence himself… but he wasn’t sure if it would work for long.
“Shhhhhh,” Roy warned him, although he had to bite back a loud moan of his own when he felt Ed’s legs wrap around him for better access.
The lovers continued their slow, steady movement, their hard cocks rubbing back and forth against each other through their respective clothing and generating an almost unbearable amount of heat between them.
But they couldn’t go on this way much longer. Roy knew if they didn’t do something, things would get a bit… messy. He wasn’t even sure if he hadn’t already soaked through the front of his uniform, but he couldn't very well come in it, that was for sure.
He quickly reached between them and unzipped Ed’s pants, yanking them down past his ass, just low enough to release his cock from its leather dungeon before focusing on freeing his own, which was a tad bit more complicated.
When he had finally accomplished the task, he thrust deeply again into Ed’s crotch. This time, instead of meeting the resistance of clothing, he found himself rubbing up against a smooth, hard, and wet cock. He let out a small moan and began grinding again… and was vaguely aware of the sound of Ed hitching in his breath and opening his mouth to-
“FU-!!!”
Roy shut off the yell, which surely all of Central would have heard, by kissing him deeply, all the while never missing a thrust of his hips. Ed returned the kiss and grabbed Roy’s ass in both hands, digging in his fingers and pulling Roy as far into his body as he could. The older man hissed through his nose at the cold sensation of Ed’s automail hand on his left cheek, but he only ground harder still, both their cocks rubbing and sliding against the other with maddening friction.
He broke the kiss and stared down into Ed’s amber eyes; there was nothing naïve about them at all right now.
“Roy,” Ed whispered. “Roy…”
Roy understood. He thrust one last time, feeling himself slide up the length of Ed’s cock and dig into his stomach. Ed bit his bottom lip, arched his back and came hard against Roy, coating them both. The feel of Ed’s cock as it spasmed against him quickly brought Roy to his own climax, jerking and shuddering as he released what felt like damn near gallons of cum over Ed's stomach before collapsing in a heap on top of him.
For a minute, the two lovers could only lay there, catching their breath amid aftershocks of twitching and throbbing. Roy finally managed to pull himself up and kissed Ed softly on the lips, where he had bitten down to the point of drawing blood in an effort to be quiet.
“And that’s why they call it Hump Day,” Roy said, almost having forgotten the whole point of the doing the “demonstration” in the first place. It was a lie, of course, and he would tell Ed the truth....
Next Wednesday.
Roy got up slowly; it would be tricky going not to mess up his uniform anymore than was necessary. He managed his way over to his desk and pulled out a towel.... he had started making sure he had a fresh one in his drawer shortly after he and Ed had started sleeping together, but it was purely coincidence. Purely.
After they cleaned themselves up, dressed, and made sure everything was in order, Roy gave Ed a brief mission- which had been the reason he sent for him in the first place.
“Something else I’ve always wondered,” Ed said, standing at the door with a file folder in his hand.
“What’s that, Ed?” Roy asked, sitting back at his desk.
“Why do they call it DRY humping?”
Roy could only shrug. The answer to that question was a mystery, even to him.
Title: Hump Day
Pairing: RoyxEd
Rating: NC17
Timeline: None- AU
Summary: Ed asks Roy to explain Hump Day...
AN: More smut? I'm hopeless.
Hump Day
“Whoa, kid, watch where ya goin’,” Jean Havoc said through clenched teeth. Not out of anger, but because of the cigarette nestled snuggly between them.
“Sorry,” Ed responded, after almost running into him on the way into Roy’s office.
“No problem. Happy Hump Day.” Jean turned away and started walking down the hallway, missing the confused look that passed over Ed’s face.
He stepped into the office and closed the door behind him.
“What’d you want?” he asked, staring defiantly at his superior officer.
Roy sat at his desk and appraised Ed from across the room. He briefly considered taking the boy to task for his attitude for the million and first time, but decided against it. For now.
Ed’s attitude had softened somewhat since they had started fucking, after all.
“To see your smiling face,” Roy said with fake sweetness.
“Whatever,” Ed snapped back, taking a seat on the nearby couch.
Roy folded his gloved hands on top of his desk and smiled at the scowl on the teen’s face, secure in the knowledge that in an instant, he could turn that smartass little tone into a voice that cried out for release, and oh, how many times had that frowning little mouth been wrapped around his cock, even just last night….
Roy cleared his throat and shifted slightly in his seat. Goddammit if he wasn’t already hard as a fucking rock just thinking about that.
“Something I’ve always wondered,” Ed began, snapping Roy out of his thoughts of plunder.
“What’s that, Ed?” Roy asked.
Ed looked into Roy’s face with sincere confusion. “Why do they call Wednesdays Hump Day?”
Roy bit back a smile, knowing full well that Ed wouldn’t understand the reason he was amused. Ed was so learned about most things, having had to grow up fast at a very young age, that sometimes Roy forgot just how adorably naïve he could be.
However…
Right about now, loving adoration was taking a quick backseat to lust. Roy was so turned on that he knew he wouldn’t be able to think straight for the rest of the day if he didn’t do something about it.
This time, he did smile… for a completely different reason.
“You mean you don’t know? Hm, I thought everyone knew what Hump Day was,” Roy said, standing up and coming around to the front of his desk.
“Well…” Ed started. “I assume it’s got nothing to do with camels.”
Roy grinned openly and casually walked over to the door. He locked it and turned back to the inquiring young man.
“Correct,” he said, walking over to the couch.
“What are you doing?” Ed asked, suspicious- and rightfully so- of Roy’s behavior.
Before Ed could move, Roy pushed him down on the couch and ground his swollen cock, which now all but threatened to burst through the thick blue material of his State-issued uniform, against Ed’s crotch. “Demonstrating,” he whispered, grinding himself against the tight black leather of Ed’s pants.
After the initial shock of being pushed down, Ed gasped loudly and involuntarily raised his hips to meet Roy’s, growing instantly hard against the older man’s touch. Inspired by the reaction, Roy grabbed onto Ed’s waist with both hands and ground against him even harder.
“Ah-!” The cry escaped Ed before he could stop it, and he clamped his mouth shut to silence himself… but he wasn’t sure if it would work for long.
“Shhhhhh,” Roy warned him, although he had to bite back a loud moan of his own when he felt Ed’s legs wrap around him for better access.
The lovers continued their slow, steady movement, their hard cocks rubbing back and forth against each other through their respective clothing and generating an almost unbearable amount of heat between them.
But they couldn’t go on this way much longer. Roy knew if they didn’t do something, things would get a bit… messy. He wasn’t even sure if he hadn’t already soaked through the front of his uniform, but he couldn't very well come in it, that was for sure.
He quickly reached between them and unzipped Ed’s pants, yanking them down past his ass, just low enough to release his cock from its leather dungeon before focusing on freeing his own, which was a tad bit more complicated.
When he had finally accomplished the task, he thrust deeply again into Ed’s crotch. This time, instead of meeting the resistance of clothing, he found himself rubbing up against a smooth, hard, and wet cock. He let out a small moan and began grinding again… and was vaguely aware of the sound of Ed hitching in his breath and opening his mouth to-
“FU-!!!”
Roy shut off the yell, which surely all of Central would have heard, by kissing him deeply, all the while never missing a thrust of his hips. Ed returned the kiss and grabbed Roy’s ass in both hands, digging in his fingers and pulling Roy as far into his body as he could. The older man hissed through his nose at the cold sensation of Ed’s automail hand on his left cheek, but he only ground harder still, both their cocks rubbing and sliding against the other with maddening friction.
He broke the kiss and stared down into Ed’s amber eyes; there was nothing naïve about them at all right now.
“Roy,” Ed whispered. “Roy…”
Roy understood. He thrust one last time, feeling himself slide up the length of Ed’s cock and dig into his stomach. Ed bit his bottom lip, arched his back and came hard against Roy, coating them both. The feel of Ed’s cock as it spasmed against him quickly brought Roy to his own climax, jerking and shuddering as he released what felt like damn near gallons of cum over Ed's stomach before collapsing in a heap on top of him.
For a minute, the two lovers could only lay there, catching their breath amid aftershocks of twitching and throbbing. Roy finally managed to pull himself up and kissed Ed softly on the lips, where he had bitten down to the point of drawing blood in an effort to be quiet.
“And that’s why they call it Hump Day,” Roy said, almost having forgotten the whole point of the doing the “demonstration” in the first place. It was a lie, of course, and he would tell Ed the truth....
Next Wednesday.
Roy got up slowly; it would be tricky going not to mess up his uniform anymore than was necessary. He managed his way over to his desk and pulled out a towel.... he had started making sure he had a fresh one in his drawer shortly after he and Ed had started sleeping together, but it was purely coincidence. Purely.
After they cleaned themselves up, dressed, and made sure everything was in order, Roy gave Ed a brief mission- which had been the reason he sent for him in the first place.
“Something else I’ve always wondered,” Ed said, standing at the door with a file folder in his hand.
“What’s that, Ed?” Roy asked, sitting back at his desk.
“Why do they call it DRY humping?”
Roy could only shrug. The answer to that question was a mystery, even to him.
End
AN: Happy Hump Day, guys!