Inside The Mind of Duo Maxwell

(This has Been Edited but if it dosen't look like it I am SORRY! Signed Duo Maxwell! That is if anyone reads this at all???)


Does one dare dive into my thoughts? Only the brave and open-minded should take a look.

I was running as fast as I could with my water balloon gun through the forest behind the house we lived in. We being my other four friends, one being my partner whom I was running from, holding my colorful water balloon gun. I made zig zags through the forest, trying to outrun this crazy psycho. I could hear him breathing in my ear. I was running as if I was going to die, my heart pounding in my ears; and it was pretty much over when I was cornered against a long drop on the edge of a cliff it was about six feet down. This was bad, I thought. So, of course, I turn to face my enemy.

Who came toward me? He was soaking wet from all the water balloons I had thrown on him.

“Hey now, Heero, let's just calm down!” I said, holding up my hand, giving a little smirk and hoping that would help.

“I’ll be calm once I break that stupid water balloon gun!” he said, coming toward me like a tiger stalking his prey, or ready to pounce his prey, whatever.

“No, please don’t!” I cried as he ripped the gun from my hand and broke it into a million pieces over his knee. “NOOOOOOOO!” I cried, falling to my knees. Yeah, it was made out of sticks and rubber bands... It was so lovely. And that is a lot of o’s in No!

Anyways, yeah, it was so lovely and genius, and I had to get the right kind of launching rubber band for it! And Hee-chan just had no respect for art, and just smashed it to bits... I watched and my eye twitched.

“Now come along, Duo. Time for your nap,” he said, picking me up over his shoulder and carrying me back to the house.

“But I am not tired!” I protested, enjoying the ride on his nice strong shoulders. Hell, I’ll take a free ride any day of the week! I watched my braid dangling down toward the ground.

“Oh, but you are tired!” he growled, gripping my thigh like he might crush it like a tomato.

“But I am not!” Only I was brave enough to argue back with Yuy, who is always right, never wrong. I always forgot that!

Heero said, “Oh yes you are.” He slapped my thigh. Man, it stung.

“No, I don’t really feel tired!” I yelped as I was spanked. I still wasn’t tired, no matter how many times he spanked me.

“Duo, you are tired and that is final!” He said, giving my bum that was next to his face a good whacking. Well, it was one swift swat that made my butt feel like running away!

As he did this, we walked past Quatre, Trowa and Wufei, who were enjoying home made cookies and some lemonade on the front porch. Quatre closed his eye when my bum was smacked.

“Oh, that probably stung?” he said to Trowa, who nodded in agreement. I only heard Quatre say this as I was brought into the house.

“OW,” I cried as I was taken into the house. “Why did you have to go and do that?” I wondered, dangling from his shoulder. My braid almost brushed the ground, and I kind of watched that swing back and forth. It was amusing me, I kind of felt like bapping at it like a cat would.

“Because when I say something you better agree with it!” Heero said, flopping me down on the bed like a sack of potatoes. Man, he moved fast! I swore we were still downstairs, but he made good time lest the bed was nice and soft.

“I am not your slave!” I protested. Who does this guy think he is? I thought. I am no one's slave. I am Duo Maxwell, God of Death. I submit to no one! Who does this guy think he is? I am no one's slave. I am Duo Maxwell, God of Death. I submit to no one! Oh, did I repeat myself? Oops, oh well, I am to lazy to delete it.

Anyways, that's right people, Duo Maxwell does not suffer being a slave!

So why am I suddenly on my knees before Heero, groveling? Because, if I don’t he’ll kill me, and I don’t really wanna die. This story has tips on how to make a good choice when it comes to partners. Let's start from the very beginning, a very good place to start, since I'm giving Heero luscious, good, sex slave head. Oh, yeah, forgot to say that I am not only a slave, but a sex slave... I have to bow to Heero’s every cotton-picking freaking whim. (Oh, and I don’t know how we got from going to take a nap to me sucking his cock; it doesn’t add up). Yes, I am telling you a story while sucking Heero’s penis, so should I sound more like I have something in my mouth? Like a big something? A really, really big something? I'm talking mammoth. I can hardly fit it in my mouth. Anyways, what was I talking about again? Aw yeah, going to tell you a story of how it was not a good idea to start falling for Heero because now I am in over my head drowning in love! I get spanked every night and fucked raw. This guy’s sex drive is unbelievable. Then again, he is, like, the perfect solider, and has big balls and lots of cum to suck out; it's pretty good too. Anyways, this is becoming a long paragraph of rambling and not really getting to the point. Well, it's hard to think much when you have a cock shoved down your throat. Well, not yours, mine... the cock is in my throat, just in case you didn’t get that! Also when I myself have a boner, I rub myself between my black priest pants while I suck on his lovely tasting, thick, salty, yet bitter penis. I know I’ll tell it once Heero gets done fucking me, which might take awhile.

Oh yes, I would like to give you a few warnings about me before we really began.

Warnings about me!

Number 1: I talk a lot
Number 2: I talk to myself a lot
Number 3: There is a lot of sexual content in this story. So if this makes you squeamish run away now.
Number 4: I talk a lot about Heero
Number 5: I talk a lot about death. I like to kill things.
Number 6: Sometimes I might not speak the full truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Number 7: This is what happens when I am left alone with Heero’s laptop and Heero left me to do who knows what, so I am amusing myself with his Microshift Word thingy.
Number 8: This story is based on actual events!
Number 9: I have a bad memory.
Number 10: I have really long hair and a sexy body, so if you can’t stand sexiness, you have been warned.
Number 11: I also have really sucky grammar and spelling and run on sentences and a lot of past-tense and present- tense problems in writing. I was never very good at it cause I spent more time figuring out how to kill someone quickly than to worry about writing properly. ha-ha.
12: I like to write in both past-tense and present-tense because past is always fun but the talking as if it's here and now is always peachy too. Hehe!
(I’ll add more lists if I think of things!)

Anyways I am still sucking on Heero’s penis and rubbing myself; we have excellent stamina. Don’t you hate it when you're enjoying yourself with your partner, just sucking away at them, and then suddenly someone comes up behind you and starts kissing your neck, then pulling your pants down so your bum is naked and exposed to the cold.

“Whoisthit?” I asked around Heero’s penis, going to look.

“No, don’t let me go,” Heero demands of me, keeping my face from not turning around so my mouth wouldn’t let go. Then I feel a wet tongue snaking into my poor, helpless bum. It was being attacked and I couldn’t do anything to save myself! Then after a few lickings there was something else that was put against it, and I know this feeling well, it was the feeling of a warm, roundish head at my entrance. As it slid in I knew who had attacked me; his penis was long and thick, so that means it was Trowa.

So here I am, stuck between Trowa and Heero, two cocks in my holes, and there was now nothing I could do about it but take the fucking as it was given to me. I feel the two fucking boys lean over me and kiss each other while humping either hole. They are talented, let me tell you. But, man, Heero’s stomach was like now in my nose, and then I felt Trowa getting like totally into the rhythm with Heero and we were like a fucking machine!

OH YEAH!

Warning Number 11 or 13, who's counting anyways: We are horny mother fuckers; we tend to do something sexual countless times throughout the day and night. Also, it will happen throughout this thought process of mine as I tend to think about it more than your average human.

This isn’t helping me tell the story of how I first met Heero, now is it? Well, we will speed things up to the next day, after Heero and Trowa finally got off and I got off a billion times during the night. It's like they don’t need food or water to live, just sex. Pathetic, huh?

They were passed out now, Trowa sleeping on the floor and Heero passed out on the bed. And now I have free space in my head to finally tell a real story, if anyone is still reading at this point... Oh well, I’ll never know, it's not like anyone can answer me anyways.

I am getting on with the story now for real………….

It all started with me going down to earth from the colonies that hover around the earth. I was sent kicking and screaming. Doctor G forced me to go. I didn’t want to go down to Earth in a tiny little rocket thingy. I could melt! So I was kind of clinging to the sides of the little opening like a cat who doesn’t want to go into the bath or a two year old not wanting to go to bed.

“Duo, you have to go. I thought you said you would!?” he demanded to know of me. I had my helmet on and my space suit, and everything was ready but me.

“But I didn’t realizes I’d have to go to earth in a tiny thing like this! I could die before I got there,” I said, being a very stubborn person.

“But you must. It won’t be so bad, it’s a fast trip. Now get in there!” he said, pushing on me as I pushed back.

“But I am claw-stir- phobic!” I cried. “I’ll pass out, you damn umbrella hair styled pointed nose old freak!!” I jabbed a few more insults at him before I left. Aren’t I kind? Well, he wasn't too kind, trying to jam me into a tiny little space and then launch me out into space toward the earth. So not cool!

“Good, then you won’t be afraid anymore!” he said, then gave me a good shove. I landed inside, upside down on the seat. “Don’t worry, you’ll probably make it. Good bye, Duo, and kill as many people as you can!” he said, shutting the door on me.

I turned right side up in time to feel the little ping pong ball shaped ship fling out into outer space, by like a big sling shot or something. He probably shoved me in so roughly for my last parting comments about his hair and nose. But, come on, who has a nose that long? He could take someone’s eye out with that!

I screamed for awhile, but I couldn’t even see anything, there wasn’t even any windows. So how was I suppose to know when I got to earth? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! This was scary. I thought Doctor G was just training me to kill me! All those lessons were just so he could spoil me and kill me as I burned to a vapor in the Earth’s atmosphere. I screamed more, thinking about this I scream until I couldn’t anymore and I felt my capsule crashing into something. I don’t know what it was. I got my voice back so I could scream some more. Then Doc G came on a little monitor. (Damn that is a Lot of Hs in Ah)

“You moron, I told you you’d be safe; so stop screaming like a little pussy bitch and go kill OZ! And don’t act like you don’t know what to do. Now go!” he demanded, and the capsule then turned into Deathscythe.


“Uh, a pussy bitch?” I pouted. How rude. “I am not a pussy and I am not a bitch!” I said out loud to the darkened monitor where Doc G once was. I am always delayed with my come backs, so I called him back.

“What is it now?” he demanded to know in a very cranky voice.

“Just to let you know, Doc G, I am not a pussy nor a bitch. A pussy is either a pussy cat or a pussy willow or slang for woman’s vagina, and I am none of those. Then, of course you know bitch means female dog, and once again that description does not fit….”

“Shut up, you little slut, and just do what I tell you! Kill Oz and don’t worry about it when I insult you!” He clicked the screen off again.

“UH, SLUT!?” I took out my cell phone and text messaged the pointy nosed prick, typed in: “I am not a slut, you pointy nosed prick!” then flipped my phone shut. Erm, maybe that was a lie (hehe). Anyways I am a picky slut; I don’t just sit down on the first stiff thing I see, alright? Anyways, what was I doing again? I looked out the large window monitors in the Deathscythe and saw some fish swimming by. “Wow, I am underwater,” I said out loud to myself.

“Alright, Deathscythe ol buddy, let's get moving!” I patted him on his walls and hit the button that said move on it, and he moved forward for me and swam for me. All I did was push his buttons. Deathscythe loves me. Anyways I did a lot of killing, and I mean a lot. I killed like fifteen ships going on vacations to like Alaska, Hawaii and England before I realized these were not Oz, and so I swam to the far Pacific Ocean and found the ships labeled OZ. Hehe, fancy that they already had names on 'em. I could have spared lots of lives if I just read the side of the ships, but I was excited, I just killed the first boats I saw, no one even knew what hit 'em!

Anyways after I killed Oz’s fleet of boats on the ocean surface and killed like some submarines as well, I found me a new Gundam that was just lying around at the bottom of the ocean. I decided to take it for my back-up supply! I pulled it to the surface tied to my Gundam. I was climbing up onto a dock from the water base when I heard some annoying girl bitching at this damn sexy boy about how she saw torpedoes, and that she could tell they were torpedoes even though it said torpedoes right on the side of the torpedoes.

Man, this girl was annoying. So I decided to put her out of her misery and shoot her. But being the bad aim that I was, I hit Heero instead; twice, once in the leg and once in the arm. Hehe, he deserved it! Well now he does, because he always likes to torment me and stuff. Then she stepped in the way and I accidentally shot her. Seriously I didn’t mean to; my finger just slipped on the trigger and I just killed her. (evil chuckle!)

Anyways that was how I met Heero! Yup, I shot him (ha-ha). And then he fell in lust with me after I saved him from the military hospital using explosives and things.

The first time he fucked me he didn’t even know my name. When did he first fuck me, you wonder? Well once we landed on the nice sunny beach and the searching ship drifted past. Not seeing us, though I don’t know how they didn’t, I put Heero’s arm over my shoulder and started to help him walk. Before I knew it he had be pressed firmly against the cliffs and was making out with me and he pulled my pants down to my ankles and fit my ass on to his big cock! And we had our first fuck on the beach. Isn’t that romantic? Not that I was too keen on the rocks scratching my back, Or a big dry cock ramming into my dry hole!

Number 14: I tend to laugh at myself a lot!

Alright so we have come along way since the first day Heero and I met. Now we are living in a huge ass mansion in the middle of a big forest with a swimming pool and deck. It's all thanks to Quatre, who is like the richest man in all the world, I must say, and I am proud to announce he is my best friend! Yup, that is right, Quatre is my best friend. Oh, yeah, well, next to Heero!

Anyways the past two pages told how we first met and we are just two crazy males who are crazy in love. Yeah, Heero loves me even though he is very bossy and pushy and likes to spank me a lot. Wow I only wrote two more pages and I am starting to get really sleepy! Actually not even two pages yet. See what thinking about sex–I mean thinking does to me? It tires my brain out and my eyes.

Anyways I’ll leave my thoughts here for now and go on when I am not about to fall into a deep slumber.

“Good night” Snuggles with Hee-chan and zonks out!

Alright, I am awake now. Kind of didn’t get too much sleep last night. Hee-chan likes to keep me up, even though I told him I was tired. He told me I wasn’t tired and we went through this whole argument.

I mean I was sleeping there just happily, maybe for an hour, when I am woken by a gentle whispering in my ear. I peek my eye open and am face to face with Hee-chan. “Holly Shit!” I screamed. He clapped a hand over my mouth then tied my hands to the bed post swiftly.

“Damn it, Heero, I am tried. I don’t feel like doing this right now. Damn it!” I tried reasoning with Heero.

“Well you're not tired now,” Heero told me as he slid into my opening after lubing himself up thankfully!

“I'm tired!” I moaned.

“No you're not!” Heero growled back.

“Yes, yes I am the fuck tried!”

“No you're not!”

“Yes I am!”

“Duo, you are not tired and I say so, so shut up!”

This was how it went for awhile till he got off in me. That was last night. Today I am running away from Heero. He wanted me again. I tell you what; this guy will never give up. I run and hide behind Quatre, Trowa growls. They were in the kitchen making out. “Get off of him, Duo!” Trowa demands of me.

“Shut up, I am hiding from Heero!”

“Well you can’t use Quatre for your hiding spot!” Trowa growls at me. What a jerk! He can fuck me but not help me out, I thought. Then again Trowa has always needed a drop kick to the head from me anyways.

Oh My Gosh I am tired... so I run out of the house and into the gardens and climb a tree to hide from Hee-chan. I pant, holding my chest, trying to catch my breath. “You can run, but you can’t hide, Maxwell!” I hear Heero behind me.

“SHIT!” I scream and look behind me. “How the hell did you get there!?”

“That isn’t important. What is important is it's time for your spanking!” he said, reaching for me.

“Heero, seriously, man, I need to take a break. Come on, is sex all you want from me?” I wonder, pouting.

“You need a break, I can break something for you,” he offers.

“Okay, I need a vacation. I need a vacation from your cock, okay? My ass is sore and I am tried and hungry and smelly. I need a bath and I need food and I need to SLEEP!”

“No you don’t!” Heero growls.

“Oh my gosh I am not having this argument again; I am out of here!” I say, going to walk out of the tree. And he catches me by my braid as I go to fall. Now I am dangling there over the ground. I yawn, “If you do me again I’ll fall asleep on you!” I threaten as he hoists my up by my braid, which, by the way, really hurts.

“Well then at least you won’t be so noisy,” Heero chuckles, and then proceeds to do me in the tree. I do as I say and fall to sleep as he fucks me up against the trunk of the tree.

Yup, that is right folks. I, Duo Maxwell, fell asleep during sex up in a tree. But this is just how much sleep I don’t get every night and so I take what I can get. Actually I think my eye lids just kind of shut on their own after awhile and my brain shut down. So damn it, Heero could be doing anything he wants to me while I am passed out.

There are any number of things that could turn perverts on, I am sure. *sighs* Oh my gosh, I am so tired even typing this. Maybe I am sleep typing.

Did I mention yet that I am hungry? I think cheeseburgers sound good, but how can I eat a cheese burger when I am sleeping? Matter of fact, how am I typing this if I am sleeping? Man I am scared now. Where am I really? Am I sleeping and typing this in a dream or am I really typing this and just feeling really tired.

I really don’t know! Ah, this is so confusing! Maybe I should just move on to more topics that are more exciting than me being tired all the time.

Hmm, Sea gulls flying over the ocean? This just popped in my head as the sun is rising, casting an orange glow upon the sand, starting to warm the beach up! Some dolphins play out on the wavy horizon. I am laying on the beach on a beach blanket, in blue swimming trunks, watching the sun rise alone. Heero walks over, holding two pink colored drinks in cool shaped cups with umbrellas in them and he is wearing black shorts and sits down next to me. He hands me the drink. This must be a dream, there is no way in hell Heero would ever carry anything that was pink.

Number 14: I think I am Paranoid
Number 15: I have a hard time trusting anyone.

Fuzzy beach scene really doesn’t add up to me?

Ok so now I am on a fuzzy beach on a soft blanket in the sand. I am glad the blanket is there because the sand in your ass after being pushed down into it by your lover isn’t so hot! Anyways, after we drank the pink flavored drink, of course we were very loosened up by then, and he was making out with me heavily!

He being Heero, of course. Anyways, he made out with me for so long that I started to feel cool water touching my feet and we weren’t near the ocean! We had been high up on the beach. Now high tide was coming in and I felt the cold waves rushing over my legs and soaking the blanket. “Heero?” I tried to say between kisses.

“Shut up!” he demands, and goes back to sucking on my lips.

Then I feel the ocean water around my ears. “Holy shit, Heero, the water!!” He cuts me off with another kiss. Then without warning a huge wave came and crashed down on Heero’s back and pushed us both forwarded into the cliff face.

“OW! Damn wave!” Heero cried as we quickly got up and climbed up the rocks, hoping it would be saver there.

“I tried to tell you there was a wave coming, but you never listened!” I tried to tell him as we finally got to the top of the cliff. We are good climbers.

“I just thought you were trying to talk to me during sex. That can be so annoying sometimes!” Heero told me. I sighed. Yeah, yeah, whatever, I thought.




“You mean to tell me you didn’t feel the cold water rushing up on your feet?” I says as he pushes me down on the cold hard rock to my back I scratch my head looking up at him.

“No not when I making out with you I kind of don’t focus on my surroundings.” He admits and goes to kissing me on my neck.

“That is great so the house could be on fire around us and you wouldn’t care cause your kissing me?” I demand to know.

“Yeah its pretty much the case,” Heero answers me and kisses down to lick at a nipple.

“Great so we are probably going to die having sex from the sounds of it.” I sigh and he shuts me up with a harsh kiss and then he pushes my legs over my head and shoves his cock into my dry hole. That bloody hurts like damn hell not that I know what it would be like be fucked by hell and nor do I ever want to feel something that bad! “OWE!” I moan as he drives in and out of me on the rock face how the heck did we get on a rock we were on the beach now we are on a rock!

I can’t keep up with my brain it just goes everywhere.

16: Sometimes I get so horny I fuck my self on Heero’s cock while he is sleeping!
17: Sometimes I get so horny I have to masturbate cause Heero is sleeping and that sucks.
18: Masturbation Is good sometimes but sometimes its really annoying or it can be a sad thing!
19: I hate it when I get so horny my stomach starts to hurt really bad along with my cock of course.
20. I hate when Heero gets beastly horny cause then my ass is really sore he fucks me like an animal!

Well More to come I guess haha?? My mind is going nutty so we shall see haha.