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The Numerical Value of Pi	By : ZaKai Category: Fullmetal Alchemist > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1029 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-The Numerical Value of Pi
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A/N:�
Happy Pi Day, all. �Enjoy the
light, geeky smut.

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The Numerical Value of Pi

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Roy chuckled as he looked down at his
bare chest and watched Ed use his finger to slather some cherry pie filling
onto his chest.� Ed looked like a kid
finger painting, as he grinned mischievously and licked his finger before
dunking it again into the pie.�

When Ed
touched him again, Roy
let out a laugh and said, �Wouldn�t you rather eat the pie than use me as a
�human chalk board�?

�I�m
eating it,� Ed said distractedly and continued drawing equations on Roy with the sticky
goo.� When Roy laughed again, Ed grunted and growled,
�Hold still!� You made me mess up.�

�I can�t
help it,� Roy
said with a grin.� �You know I�m
ticklish.�� Leaning forward, Ed licked
the cherry filling off Roy�s skin in the area
he�d messed up, then tried again only to stop and scowl when Roy started laughing again.

�You�re
fucking up my formula,� Ed said.

Grinning,
Roy leaned over
and dipped his finger into the lemon meringue pie and spread it unceremoniously
across Ed�s cheek.� �You�re taking this
way too seriously,� he said when Ed frowned at him, then sat up and licked the
yellow cream from Ed�s face.� �Now that is tasty.�

Suddenly,
Roy found
himself pushed back onto his back.�
�Don�t sit up, it�s going to run and ruin it!� Ed snapped.

�If you
think I�m going to lie here all day while you write equations all over my naked
body, you�re wrong,� Roy
said.

�It�s how
I show I care,� Ed said with light humor, moving toward the cherry pie again.

�Oh no
you don�t,� Roy
said teasingly, pulling the pie away.�
�Unless you plan on doing something else with that pie filling on my
body, then I absolutely refuse to
cooperate.�

Ed rolled
his eyes and stuck his finger in his mouth to suck off the cherry pie
filling.� He looked at Roy
and made a small moaning sound, to which Roy
grinned widely.� �That�s what I�m talking
about,� he said.�

Pulling
his finger from his mouth, Ed said, �You just want to have sex.�

�Of
course!� Don�t you?� Roy asked jovially.

�Sure,
but...� You bought all these pies.� I mean... and it�s Pi Day.� We should do
something besides have sex,� Ed
pointed out.�

�So we�ll
have sex while eating them,� Roy
said, picking up a piece of apple pie and holding it out for Ed to take a
bite.� Ed did, slowly and sensually, just
the way Roy
liked it and his grin widened.

�Yeah,
but...� Ed said around the food in his mouth, then stopped as he chewed a
little more then swallowed.� �But we
should do stuff actually related to PI.�

�Eating
pie doesn�t count?� Roy asked with a raised eyebrow and wiggled the pie piece
at Ed, hoping he�d take another bite.� Ed
glanced at the apple pie slice, then looked around at the pies lying on the
floor near them.� Finally he leaned over
and dug his fingers into a key lime pie, then turned toward Roy.�

�How
about this,� he said, a little mischievous now.�
�I�ll spread this over your cock, and I�ll lick and suck it off you as
long as you continue to list the numerical value of pi.�� Roy paused, his smile frozen on his face as
he thought.� He wasn�t exactly sure how
many digits he�d be able to list.�
Probably not enough to keep Ed�s mouth on him until he came...

�Well?�
Ed asked with an expectant grin, then slowly ran his tongue up his wrist where
the green, lime pie filling was starting to drip.� He gave another long moan, and Roy
scowled.� Ed knew Roy loved to hear Ed moaning and panting!

�How long
do I get between each number?� he asked.

Ed
frowned.� �You�re just trying to see how
long you can stall.�

�Yes.� Pretty much,� Roy said with a smile.

Shaking
his head, Ed looked down and started slathering the thick pie filling over
Roy�s arousal.� �You have no shame, do
you?�

�How much
time?� Roy pressed, ignoring the jibe.

�Hmmm...�
Ed stopped and cocked his head to one side, thinking.� �How about... five seconds�no, wait... three
point one-four seconds.�� He grinned
widely.

�Point
one-four seconds?� Roy asked skeptically.

�I can do
it,� Ed said, licking his fingers with none of the erotic overtones Roy would
have preferred.

�I liked
five seconds better,� Roy pouted.

Ed
shrugged.� �Too bad you�re not making the
rules, huh?�

Knowing
he wasn�t going to change Ed�s mind on this, Roy laid back and said, �Three.�� Immediately, Ed leaned in and started slowly
licking the pie filling off him.� �One...
four... one... five... nine... two... six... fiiiive...�
Roy choked a little as Ed wrapped his lips around the head of Roy�s penis and
lightly moved them up and down.

Then Ed
stopped and Roy realized he�d stopped reciting.�
It took him a moment to remember where he was then, �Uh... threeeee... fiiiiive...�� Ed was now taking Roy completely into his
mouth and moving his tongue in this way that felt sooooo
amazing...� �Eight... nine... seven...�
he whimpered as Ed began making small moaning sounds while bobbing his head.

Roy
stopped, enjoying what was happening and felt frustrated to have it stop so
suddenly.� Where had he left off?� �Eh... seven?� he said, not sure.� Ed lifted his head and licked his lips.

�You said
that one,� Ed said.

�Eight...
no wait, nine!� Roy said, grasping for numbers.�
He knew he�d left off somewhere around there.� Ed grinned and leaned down and started
licking the pie filling off the lower part of Roy�s shaft.

�Three...
two... eight... four...�� Roy glanced
down and watched as Ed dragged his tongue up his shaft before taking him into
his mouth again.� Swallowing, Roy said,
�Uh... six... eh...�� He stopped and
thought for a moment, then continued, �Two... six... four...�

Ed was
doing that thing with his tongue again
and Roy reached down and lightly took a hold of Ed�s head.� �Three...� he breathed.� �Three...��
Roy bucked his hips, licked his lips�which were starting to go dry from
his heavy breaths�and said, �Uh... nnnnine?�

That was
apparently the wrong answer because Ed stopped and started to lift his
head.� �No wait!� Roy exclaimed, not
wanting Ed to take his mouth off of him.�
�Four!�� Ed snorted and started to
lift his head again.

Roy
wracked his brain for a moment.� He always forgot the number that came after
the double threes!� Then he suddenly
remembered the trick he�d come up with to remember.� Turn one of the threes around and put them
together and they looked like a...

�EIGHT!� he shouted, pushing Ed�s
head back down.� Roy heard Ed chuckle,
but he ignored it and continued.�
�Three... two... seven... nine... five... uh... zero... uh... eh... shit... uh� TWO!�

Roy was
sweating now, both with the effort of trying to remember as many digits as he
could, but also from what Ed was doing to him.�
He didn�t want to think about the numerical value of pi.� He wanted to concentrate on cuming in Ed�s mouth!

�Eight...
eight...� he whimpered, remembering this double number easily because it was
the number he always forgot after the double threes.� Ed wrapped his real hand around Roy�s shaft
and was pumping now as he moved his lips over the head of Roy�s cock and he
found that the numbers just weren�t coming!

Ed
stopped, and Roy guessed, �Tttthreeee...?�� Ed started to lift his head and Roy clenched
his teeth together as he thought.�
�Six... no... nine...�� He felt
Ed�s lips leave him and he said, �Four?�

�Lucky
guess!� Ed said, and Roy moaned when he felt the warmth of Ed�s lips back on
him.

Roy
thought for a moment and found that he just couldn�t remember anymore numbers.� �One?� he guessed.� When Ed kept going, Roy ventured another
guess, �Three?�� That one was wrong and
Ed stopped immediately.

�Dammit,
Ed, I can�t remember...� Roy finally admitted.�
�I�m so close.� Can�t you just...��

Ed lifted
his head and said, �The deal was that you�d only get it as long as you kept
reciting.�� Roy gave a small involuntary
whimper.� It just wasn�t fair!� Why did Ed have to be so literal?!� �Buuuut,� Ed said,
with a grin.� �I could finish you off, but you owe me...�

�Okay, yes,�
Roy instantly agreed.

�Anything?�
Ed asked gleefully.� �I can do whatever I
want to you after this?�

�Anything!� Just...��
Roy motioned with his hand and Ed complied.� It didn�t take long.� Roy was already so close, and now that he
didn�t have to think about something other than being pleasured, he gripped
tightly to Ed�s head and bucked his hips while Ed moved his hand and lips.�

Ed
swallowed his cum with as much eagerness as he�d shown the pie filling, then
lifted his head and wiped his mouth.� �Happy
now?�

�Oh
yeah...� Roy murmured, eyes closed and a smile on his face.

�Good!�

Roy was
able to enjoy the after bliss for only a few moments before he felt Ed�s finger
touching his stomach.� Opening his eyes,
Roy saw that Ed was once again painting formulas on his body with pie filling.� Not sexy.�
Not sexy at all.� But he had
promised Ed could do anything; and, besides, they still had the rest of the day
left.� Roy was sure they would make the
most of it no matter what.

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