A Christmas Ride

Disclaimer: I don’t own the G boys or Gundam Wing AC, it belongs to Bandai, Sotsu and associated Parties. I just borrow them from time to time and return them a whole lot happier. I don’t own the song ‘Jingle Bells’ either, all rights remain with the original lyricist. Written for pleasure, not profit.

Pairings: 2x1

Rating: NC 17

Warnings: Yaoi, Lemon, Heero POV, abuse of a Christmas Carol

Summary: Ah, yet another Christmas is on the horizon and as is the norm for me, it’s time to butcher yet another Christmas carol. This year it’s the turn of ‘Jingle Bells’. Please do not be offended by what I’ve done to it.


“A Christmas Ride.”

December 2009 ShenLong.

To the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’


Dashing through the stars,
In a Gundam I call Wing,
Aiming for a safe house,
Duo's hinted at something.
He mentioned a cock ring,
I'm sure I heard that right,
Add to that some S & M,
And I just might get laid tonight.

Oh,1x2, or 2x1,
It's Yaoi either way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride,
Duo's cock because I'm gay.
Oh,1x2, or 2x1,
It's Yaoi either way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride,
Heero's cock because I'm gay.

Naked, ringed and plugged,
It's to the bed I'm tied,
My master drives me mad,
Then prepares me for a wild ride.
His body's lean and firm,
His cock is thick and hot,
Thrusting, pumping and jerking me,
It's not long before my load is shot.

Oh,1x2, or 2x1,
It's Yaoi either way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride,
Duo's cock because I'm gay.
Oh,1x2, or 2x1,
It's Yaoi either way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride,
Heero's cock because I'm gay.


Oh,1x2, or 2x1,
It's Yaoi either way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride,
Duo's cock because I'm gay.
Oh,1x2, or 2x1,
It's Yaoi either way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride,
Heero's cock because I'm gay!

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Merry Christmas Everyone!!