1x2 My Boyfriend is you

Top 50 Reasons You Know Your BoyFriend is Heero Yuy When?

Pretty much this is a fun little test I did for myself XD I guess if anyone else ever reads this which I am sure no one will but if they do you can take the test to do basic yes or no Answers or bs which ever you like to do XD But I know no one will take this quiz its just a fun thing I did for myself i was bored so whatever.

1. He has shot a Gun ( Duo: And a Gundam! But yes)

2. He laughs Madly after he wins a video game or gets the
Closets parking spot. ( Duo: Yup He does)

3. He threatens to beat up your friends if they would ever hit on you even if they are female. (Duo:He is a protective lover)

4. He owns a Gun (Duo: Yup Guns I should say)

5. He teaches you to load a shot gun (Duo: Yes and how to clean it also makes sure
I can aim it right at someones head from the stair well of the house if someone manages to
break past the high security lazor beams at the door.)

6. He takes you Gun Shopping (Duo: Yes and it makes me giddy looking at the hand guns)

7. He knows Anything and everything there is to know about Computers ( Duo: Yes inside
and out.Also knows code numbers and cearel numbers by heart.)

8. He has built at least two for himself one is the mega ship known
As Wing Zero. (Duo: Yes he has he actually lets me touch his computers. )

9. He claims he is the only one aloud to touch your braid ( Duo: Yeah he thinks he is so special)

10. If he stole your Gundam Parts (Duo: There is no if about it. )

11. When we first met we didn’t ask each others names. (Duo: Nope it was fuck the nice braided boy in the ass and steal Gundam Parts... see ya later loser but thanks for the fuck!)

12. His hair sticks up a bit in the back (Duo: Yup it dose its cute though I wonder how it can
even refuse to stay down with masses amounts of gel. Even Heero's hair does whatever the hell
it wants to do.)

13. He wears forest green shirts all the time? (Duo: Yup and he use to have a forest green car)

14. He does what he wants weather anyone else likes it or not (Duo: Damn stright and gets
away with it.)

15. He is very protective and does things for you because he believes its
For your own good? (Duo: *Rubs gut where he punched me* such a loving boyfriend)

16. Its ok For Him to get away with picking on you but hell breaks lose if you pick on him? (Duo: Yup though I give him hell anyways.)

17. When he can freakishly read your mind from time to time? (Duo: These are times I know he isn't huamn)

18. He can speak with his eyes? (Duo: Yup he dosen't even need to move much just give me
scary eye contact I know he is mad and its time to run)

19. He tugs on your hair when you try to escape? (Duo: Yupp Bastard It hurts *rubs head*)

20. He spanks your ass because he likes it (Duo: Yes if I say it hurts he tells me I know I like it)

21. He Spanks your ass cause your Naughty? (Duo: Well that is why he claims its ok. )

22. He spanks you because you jumped on him in bed? (Duo: yeah rubs butt, be nice if he'd
just wake up when I ask the first time.)

23. He can growl like a bear when you first wake him (Duo: Nods he can and swats like a bear
normally he misses as he is to slow in the mornings? Don't let it fool you sometimes he gets these
grand bursts of energy but at rare times never know when he'll strike)

24. He is Sexy? (Duo: THE SEXYEST!!!)

25. He had Stalker chicks you just want to kill (Duo: Please lets not go there! But if we have to
The God of Deaths wrath will fall upon the whores soon.)

26. You know your in trouble just by that look he gives (Duo: YEAH then its time to
shut up or run)

27. He is very caring (Duo: this is true he is a sweet heart at times)

28. He loves dogs (Duo: Very much he does Huskys are his fave dog)

29. He likes you in black (Duo: Yes sir!)

30. He loves you in camo underpants or camo pants? (Duo: Yup he does he likes to remove them
from my body most of the time though.)

31. He has played air soft gun wars with you and shot you in the knee when it hurt told you to suck it
up? (Duo: YEAH!!! It stung too he isn't to sympthtic lets just say that)

32. He offered the air soft hand gun saying you could shoot him back wear ever you please? (Duo: Yup Hit shot him in the chest)

33. He has broken bones but never really got them healed? ( Duo: Yes Had almost died once and lived too not human I tell you.)

34. You shot him at lest twice? (Duo: Yup In the arm and in the leg, though he'll never admit it)

35. You have at lest taken him to and from the doctor more than once XD? (Duo: Heck yeah I have, he his funny on laughing gas.Yet he can still tel me how to get home even if he is drugged up to hell.)

36. He is a super geniuses (Duo: He thinks he is But I know he is super smart)

37. He is a little crazy? (Duo: A LITTLE that just touches the tip of the ice burger)

38. He isn’t very tall? (Duo: He is a good height for me just right)

39. He is very strong for his appearance? (Duo: Yes watch out for that though normally
when he is going to hit you, your hit before you can even think about it so your pretty
much dead)

40. He has shot someone? (Duo: YUP Someones, who hasn't shot down 50 men in one blow
ah hahaha Oh the life of a Gundam!)

41. He uses your hair for a thrusting tool? (Duo: That is a roger on that )

42. Just don’t make him mad? (Duo: Evil grin)

43. You try to make him mad cause you’re his mate? ( Duo:*laughs Evil snicker*)

44. He is so cute when he angry? (Duo: Awwww so cute puppy!)

45. Ducks flying fist? (Duo:*laughs* Ah come on Heero stop trying to hit me!)

46. Don’t try teasing Heero Yuy at home only pro Duo Maxwell may try this and live? (Duo: So true)

47. His Fave Color is green? (Duo: That it be!)

48. He loves Green tea? (Duo: That he does like I have answered he loves GREEN)

49. He loves Tomatos? (Duo: Its his fave food)

50. BEST OF ALL HE LOVES DUO MAXWELL ( Duo: I have been told for the last several Years that he in fact loves me and being I am Duo then I guess that means Heero Yuy is My boyfriend!!!!)


100% Baby that was fun I think I am going to now.

LATER
DUO MAXWELL



Reasons you know Duo Maxwell Is your boyfriend When. 60

He claims himself as the God of Death? ( You tend to ignore it after awhile
Hearing it after the first 24 hours gets rather repetitive but to answer the question
Yes.)

He can chat you to sleep with his smooth voice? 2 (It takes about 20 Minutes except when
He starts screeching then its 25.)

He has an obsession with keeping his hair long and is obsessed
With braids? 3 (That sounds right)

He is very sarcastic? 4 ( I have no idea what your talking about)

Loves to joke around? 5 ( He is a punch line to his own joke)

He gives you hell on a daily basis? 6 (I only hear half of it, I think the other half
Of the time he is repeating himself)

You have openly admitted that life would
Be so much more boring without him? 7 ( I have to tell someone to shut up after awhile)

The way to his heart is a stake dinner with rum n crush? 8 (And of course me)

He egotistically talks about himself to the point you just want
To punch him in the face? 9 (I have)

You love him for being him? 10 ( I wouldn’t spank him other wise)


You Stole his Gundam Parts? 11 (You don’t know that)

He shot you at lest twice? 12 ( Next question)


He has been known to sneak into your house without you knowing it
Tell he snuggled into bed with you and your like what the hell!? 13 (Yeah because he
Has a key to the front door)


He can be quiet loud at times when he speaks and you wonder
If perhaps he is a bit hard of hearing? 14 (I think he is trying to see if I am
Listening)


He is 5 foot one inches tall? 15 (He had grown a single cm unless lets his hair grow out)


He will wear black hats from time to time also
Looks damn good in black? 16 ( Black fits his figure well)

He tends to not think before he speaks? 17 ( It takes about 3 spankings to remind him of
His faults)

Act before thinking? 18 ( I had to replace a lot of windows that day)

Seems to have no end to his energy? 19 ( I like staying up late at night, other nights
Nights its annoying when I do want to sleep)

Then he can appear to be very lazy? 20 ( Sometimes his head does not get off my lap top
Key bored.)

When he wants to get something done he gets it done
Right and damn good? 21 ( Only cause I am the one cleaning up after you)


He had church back ground? 22 ( Yes he likes to wear priest clothes)


He doesn’t believe in the religion in which
He was brought up in? 23 ( I think he makes up things as he goes)


He respects the religion even if he doesn’t believe in it? 24 ( Unless it insults his own)


He is good at picking locks? 25 ( *sighs* its hard to hide Christmas gifts)

He is good at getting himself in trouble? 25 ( I have named a paddle after him)

He is always having to be rescued? 27 ( Only because he wants attention)

He is always ending up hurting himself
Somehow some way? 28 ( Refer to question 27)


He hurts himself so often these days you don’t tend
To worry so much? 29 ( I tend to toss him band aids when he hurts himself)


He can swear you out of the water? 30 ( I am surprised Deathscythe wasn’t a boat)


He can drink you under the table? 31 ( Yes but he drinks faster then me)


He enjoys eating? 32 ( Specially when he is drinking)


He enjoys Sleeping? 33 ( When he’s hung over)


He is very emotional? 34 (When he is hung over)


He claims to have more than one I.D.? 35 ( Yes he devoted a comic to it)


He is very forgetful? 36 ( We have a billboard in every room with posted notes)


He is very loveable? 37 ( And cuddly)


He can come off as a grump at times? 38 (When he doesn’t get any)


He is super friendly? 39 (oddly enough yes)


He can be to laid back and it
Can irritate you? 40 ( the day I see him take something serious is the day
I will be scared shitless)


He is the only one who seems to not fear you? 41 ( And still laugh in my face)

He makes up dances for you? 42 ( And records them on video tape even when I am in the
Room for replay)


It seems like there is a lot of people who like to cosplay him? 43 ( Why wouldn’t they)


He made up something called the Duoverse? 44 (Him an Einstein need to talk)


He steals pillows out from under your head when your laying
On them, then proceeds to hit you in the face with them? 45 (The first hit was free)


He steals the blankets off of you and tosses them across the room? 46 (He won’t let
Me sleep when I want to)


He claims that you belong to him and no one else? 47 ( You should see him get mad when I mention > Duo: stalker bitches names< and adds words on to what I say)

He gets hit on and is too naive to notice? 48 (Heero: Yes ) Duo: his head is in Heero la la land )


He gets under your feet like a cat? 49 (It makes shopping trips difficult)


He is pretty clumsy? 50 ( I am close to child proofing the rug)


He is so sexy sometimes you feel like
Keeping him behind closed doors so
People will stop gaping at him? 51 ( He likes that Idea to.)


He has his not to bright moments? 52 ( That is an understatement)


He loves Heero Yuy? 53 (If he didn’t he wouldn’t side remarking every answer I have given
To these questions he made up for me!)

He loves Deathscythe? 54 ( He has the plushy and the little tiny motel)


He makes Heero Answer Lots of Questions about himself for
The hell of it cause he loves him? 55 ( He flowers that stares in the mirror. Yes)


You wonder if he’ll ever stop? 56 ( I gave wondering that)

But you love him anyways? 57 (I can’t answer any other way but yes)


He is long winded? 58 (Except when he typing answers since he can’t talk as loud mouthed
On text.)


Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop? 59 ( Refer to the question when he gets in trouble this is part of the answer)


SO IS YOUR BOY FRIEND DUO MAXWELL? 60 (I’d hope so since I am Heero Yuy)


Heero: I got 100% On this Test and I didn't need to really take a Test to know. Duo comes up with odd
things at times. I really need to keep him away from the Latte.

Duo: NOOO DON'T KEEP ME AWAY I LOVE THE LATTE!!! *sniffles*

Heero: Duo its time to go now say goodbye *scoops up and takes you away.*

Duo: *waves good by from being slung over Heero's shoulder*

The End