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Pin-up Calender
By : Otakumom
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist > General
Views: 762 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, or any of the characters. i make no profit from this. It's all for fun! - Chapter List
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FMA Pin up Calender
Havoc want to hang up his new calender in the office. Hawkeye takes one look at it it and threatens to cut it up into tiny pieces if he doesn't put it away, which makes everyone curious about seeing it, of course! XD it gets passed around and Havoc suggests that there ought to be one of all the 'ladies of the military' in a half joking way. Mustang flips through the pages and says that he thinks it would be a good idea. They could all wear mini skirts!<3 Hawkeye then pulls her gun and makes a big show of making sure the safety is on. All the boys gulp and the office calms down a bit.
After about 15 mins. of paperwork (a long time for him) Mustang brings it up again. “It might give the military a better image if there WAS a calender like that. ”
“Col. I KNOW you wouldn't want to degrade and disrespect all the women in uniform like that, now would you?!” Hawkeye pipes up. “ Well, if they all volunteer for it, I don't see a problem with it, do you Lt.?”
“Tell you what Col., if you can get enough MEN and women to do such a thing, I'll let you put it up here in the office. ” “Ok, but If I do, and I do it too, then so do you. ALL of You!” Mustang shot back. “Fine, sir. ” She only agreed to this because she thought that no one would.
1 month later, Mustang walked up to Hawkeye in the hall. “ get out your swimsuit Lt., because I have enough people for the calender now!” “HUUH?!”
“That's right. The photo shoot is next week. Your not getting out of this one, so don't bother trying. ” He snickered as he walked away. Hawkeye fumed!
After the shoot, everyone in the office was dying to see the finished product.
Fury picked it up at the printers 2 weeks later. He was ordered not to look at it until Mustang and or Hawkeye saw it first and approved. He handed it to the Col. and Roy opened it up with Riza looking over his shoulder. When he got to her page,...he froze. “So is it ok to hang it up?” Breada asked. “I'm curious to see it too. ” Said Falman. Hawkeye raised an eyebrow, “So, shall we hang it up Col.?” she asked. Mustang just coughed into his hand and slid the calender into his desk drawer and locked it. After a long drawn out pause, with every one looking at him expectantly, he barked out, “Don't you all have work to do?!” then started on his own papers piled up on his desk. The men all jumped to work, laughing lightly under their breath. Riza just went her desk, sat down and humphed out “ That's what I thought. ”
That night when the office was almost empty, Roy took the calender out of his desk and handed it to Riza. “Here. You win, take it. ” “Of course sir, but, I don't really want it. I'll just get a copy from the printer,when I have him destroy the negatives. Besides, there are only 2 pages I'm interested in anyway. ”
She said as she left. Roy just stood there for a moment. Then his eyes lit up and he grinned as he shut the door to the office so he could go home and hang the calender up in his bedroom. ;D
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