Piccolo and...a Woman | By : Megasaiyan Category: Dragon Ball Z > General Views: 1391 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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100 years have passed since Goku left the Earth with Shenron to the Other World. Since then, not much has happened on Earth. It was so peaceful, that it seemed the Dragon Balls weren't needed anymore. Pan was an old woman by now, and she was training Goku Jr. and Vegeta Jr. as much as her strength let her, so that if anything should happen, those two would protect Earth from evil forces once more. However, this story is not about her, nor the two little Saiyans; it's about someone totally different, who sacrificed himself and ended up in Hell, to help the legendary Goku to escape from there. His name is Piccolo, and soon he would discover how to be a true human being, discovering feelings and emotions beyond his imagination.
The Other World...About 50 years ago, the ogre, King Yemma, retired from his work, and he put his daughter to continue his long legacy. Her name was Princess Koenma, and she was very different from his father. She was very kind-hearted, emotional, always feeling sorry for even the bad guys, and in many occasions, she sent many of them in Heaven, thinking they deserved forgiveness. Of course, King Yemma constantly lectured her about being so soft, but she just couldn't help it.
One day, Princess Koenma remembered of the Namekian Piccolo, who sacrificed himself many times for his friends and for the sake of others, and strangely, he still ended up in Hell. She found out exactly how he ended up there from her father, and she was most outrageous of her father's decision, so she decided not to allow him to go in Heaven, but to restore his life and give him another chance to continue from where he left of. She instantly teleported him in front of her giant desk, and explained to him her decision. But she didn't tell him, that when she restored his life, she also gave him something, he never had before and never even needed: a penis, which Piccolo didn't realise...yet. Although, he did feel awkward, but he couldn't figure out what was it exactly.
Piccolo left the Check-In Station and flew down to Dende's Lookout to meet him and Mr. Popo, who were very happy to see him alive after all those years. Then he stopped by at Korin too, and after that he went in a search to find Goku's and Vegeta's off springs. It didn't take him too long to find Pan, and he promised her he would look after Goku Jr. after she passes away. He didn't meet Goku Junior, nor Vegeta Junior in person, cause he didn't feel like it was necessary. He sometimes observed them from distance, but nothing more. He started meditating as he always did, but he did not train anymore, cause he knew that his body reached its limits, and he couldn't possibly get any stronger than he was.
"So, what to do from now on?"-he thought. "Training and the thought of always becoming stronger where the only things that kept me going since I remember. But now, that I have reached my limits, and I don't have the desire like father did to rule the world, I really don't know what to do with my life anymore. Should I start training those brats? I must admit that, since I can't become any stronger, I somewhat lost my interest in these sort of things...Damn it! Why the hell did that girl resurrect me, if I have no purpose to live anymore in the first place?"
He thought about it for a few days, and in the end, he decided to start a new "hobby," to learn more about humans, whom he was always intrigued and fascinated as well, as they were always an enigma to him. He just couldn't comprehend the variety of their emotions, their unique ways of life. He always wondered how even Vegeta himself got somehow used to all this.
So, in order to fit in more easily, Piccolo decided that he needed a change. And the change consisted in his looks. Of course, he couldn't change himself or his skin color, but the one thing he could change, was his outfit. He managed to find enough courage to actually ask Pan to help him out a bit... She brought him some clothes, but not just any clothes, they were actually the latest fashion in wearing. This wasn't all that unusual for him, though; he suddenly remembered once wearing such clothes back in the old days, when he was taking driving lessons with Goku. He somewhat thanked her, and flew off, looking for a private place in the woods to change. When he took his outfit off, he was very shocked of seeing the erected penis he now had.
-What the hell blazes did that crazy bitch did to me?!-he yelled out loud.
Of course, he knew what it was, he learned that much, when he first started observing humans, back when he and Goku were enemies. Of course, back then, he only learned the basic things about them, because he had a lot of training to do to kill Goku.
-Why the hell would I need this thing?-he still shouted out loud-We Namekians don't reproduce this way, and even though we drink water, we never have the need to pee like humans do. What the hell was she thinking?
He finally gave up swearing and decided not to give any more importance to it, although it was rather hard, cause, he couldn't stop his erection. One day, he asked Dende to teleport him to Princes Koenma, of course not saying why. But Princess Koenma refused to see Piccolo, saying she was way to busy to talk to him. Of course, Piccolo didn't believe her, because how couldn't she get any less busy, when it was peace on Earth? However, he did think of the possibility that somewhere in the galaxy, there was actual trouble and even evil, but he just didn't give a damn and cursed her more. Of course, Princess Koenma knew all this, but she thought she made a right choice when she gave Piccolo a penis, and she also knew, that Piccolo would soon actually use it. At least, she hoped so...
Piccolo was unaware, that what Princess Koenma did for him, is that she actually gave him a purpose in life, to discover the wonders of sex and maybe also...love. Will her wish come true? Find out on the next literally exciting episode of this DBGT/DBAF special! See ya soon!
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