His strategy

Ah, suspend all claim of sanity, ye who enter here. This story made my eyes bleed. And I wrote the damn thing.

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Sonicbooms echoed across the white space, and explosions rocked the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. The air filled with smoke, which floated up into nothingness.

Finally, the boy causing all of the destruction stopped, and floated down to the ground. Gotenks sat down, and split back into two separate boys, sitting on the white floor, panting.

“So, what do you think, Trunks? Can we beat him?” Goten asked, wiping sweat from his forehead.

“Sure!” The older boy answered, smiling.

“Are you sure we’re strong enough, though?”

“Doesn’t matter. I got a plan.” Trunks stripped out of his shirt to cool off.

“Really? What is it?” Goten, too, removed his upper clothing.

“I think that Buu might like to play our favourite game.”

The younger boy’s eyes went wide. “You think so?”

“Yeah. Remember all the times we fought him before? Didn’t he seem a little bit…grabby?”

“I…I guess so.” Thinking back, Goten decided that his friend was probably right. The big pink monster had done an awful lot of touching during their battles.

Trunks chuckled. “So here’s the plan.”

Goten listened intently. Now he almost wanted Buu to show up.

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Finally, the green man had led him to the room where is opponent waited. Buu had been starting to think he was being stalled.

“In here.” The man growled, and opened the doors.

Buu followed him into the chamber, and when the doors slammed shut behind them he swiftly turned the man into chocolate. The green warrior didn’t have time to shout out before he was transformed, and Buu ate him in one bite. No need for anyone to interfere. He turned to look for his opponent.

Nobody was immediately evident, so Buu took a few steps forward. “Hellooooo?” He called, his growl echoing. “Come out, come out…Before I get mad…”

He stepped out of the vicinity of the door, and into endless white space. Now he could see his enemy. Or rather, enemies. Two boys stood several paces apart, facing him.

Buu liked boys. They reminded him of his other, more powerful form. He so wished he could be in the body again…Which brought him back to the boys. He had always thought that, if he absorbed enough of them, he might be able to change back into himself.

There was something strange about these two, the part of his brain that cared about anything but destruction noticed. Most of the beings on this planet wore clothing, but these boys had chosen not to do so for their fight. Interesting.

Buu watched as the two boys did some sort of dance; there was a flash of light, and then there was only one boy standing there, the one who had attacked him a few times before. He didn’t take a fighting stance; but rather started slowly walking forward, smirking.

Buu smiled. This might be fun.

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Gotenks swaggered up to the big pink monster slowly. “Hey, ugly, wanna fight?” When Buu nodded slowly, he stopped and said, “I got a better idea. Something much more fun.”

The villain tilted his head in question, and the fused warrior reached down and grabbed himself, making himself hard. He wasn’t huge, being as he was the product of two little boys, but it didn’t matter. He got Buu’s attention.

“Bet it’s been a while since you fucked anything, huh?” He taunted, using the word which neither Trunks nor Goten would have ever dared utter, especially in the presence of another. Buu nodded slowly, and Gotenks smirked again. “Wanna give me a try?”

“Sure.” The growl had barely escaped his mouth before Buu disappeared and reappeared behind the boy. He wrapped an arm around Gotenks’ neck and said, “No tricks.”

Gotenks could feel Buu’s hardness pressing against his back. He knew he had the monster now. “’Course not. What do you take me for?” Buu loosened his grip, and the boy turned around, grabbing him through the light fabric of his pants.

“Why do you wear these, anyway? You don’t seem like the modest type.” Buu shrugged, so Gotenks yanked the offending pants down, revealing the big bubblegum cock.

“Yummy. My favourite flavour.” He licked his lips and opened his mouth.

It didn’t taste like bubblegum, which was a little disappointing, actually. Nevertheless, Gotenks sucked the organ thoroughly, as though he were trying to swallow it. Buu’s amorphous flesh stretched, filling his mouth further. For his part, Buu grabbed Gotenks’ head and slammed himself in as far as he would go, and then some.

Then, he stretched out an arm and grabbed the young warrior’s leg, turning him upside down, his mouth still on Buu’s cock. Gotenks could feel the monster inspecting his ass, poking something in and out. He surmised that it was his antenna, since both hands were holding him aloft.

There was no more time to worry about it after that, because Buu’s cock suddenly grew, filling the rest of Gotenks’ mouth and sliding down his throat. Gotenks tried to protest, but the vibrations in his larynx from trying to talk caused Buu to shove it in further, grunting. Somehow, it was still hard as a rock.

Breathing through his nose as best he could, Gotenks continued his service of the monster, grabbing his balls with one hand and rolling them around, squeezing lightly.

After what seemed like forever, Buu let out a short gasp, and his dick was retracted and Gotenks forced away from it. Buu came in huge spurts, squirting pink cum all over the boy’s upside-down face in into his hair. Finished, he unceremoniously dropped Gotenks on the ground.

“Jeez, dude, you were halfway to my stomach already!” Gotenks complained, wiping some of it from his face. “Couldn’t you have done that in there, instead of all over me?”

“No.” Buu reached down and grabbed Gotenks’ legs, spreading them as he lifted the boy’s ass to cock level. Gotenks managed to levitate himself just enough so that he was at a ninety-degree angle with the monster before he was pulled hard onto the slick pole. He couldn’t help the cry that came from his chest, something he silently berated himself for.

Gotenks was no stranger to this type of penetration. Between Vegeta, Gohan, Piccolo and each other, Goten and Trunks had experienced anal sex plenty of times. Still, something about this, something about Buu, made Gotenks feel like it was his first time.

As before, Buu stretched out his dick until it penetrated much further than any normal person’s could have. He brushed Gotenks’ prostate and kept right on going, infiltrating up to his belly.

He could feel every millimeter of it, more intensely than he had ever felt anything else. He vaguely realized that Buu was vibrating, making the sensations that much better. Gotenks knew that after this he would never spread his legs for anyone again. Nothing could measure up.

Buu pounded into him as if trying to force his whole body into the boy. Gotenks wrapped his legs around the monster, forcing him in deeper. He was moaning now, which would embarrass him later, but at that moment he didn’t care. “Harder!” He moaned, knowing it sounded cheesy and doing it anyway.

Buu complied, forcing him to the ground and ramming the boy like there was nothing else.

For Gotenks, there was nothing else. His entire universe dwindled to the feeling of Buu inside of him, pushing further every time, until…

Gotenks came, splattering cum everywhere, something neither of the boys he was separately could do yet. For thirty seconds, he just lay there panting, letting the monster finish.

When Buu followed suit, filling Gotenks’ with more of his seed, they lied side by side for a minute. “That was the best sex ever.” Gotenks declared. Buu said nothing, so the boy looked at him. He was asleep.

He smirked. “I knew it would work.” The fused warrior stood, and rose into the air several feet.

“Sorry, Buu.” He said, powering up to Super Saiyan 3. “You were a damn good fuck. But that still isn’t enough reason to let you destroy the universe.” And he let loose a volley of energy attacks at the sleeping monster.

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Once he was sure that every last trace of Buu had been eradicated from the universe, Gotenks landed. “With time to spare.” He gloated.

Still naked, covered in sweat and cum, Gotenks did a victory dance on the spot where Buu had lain. “I did it! I did it! I am the strongest warrior in the universe! Nobody can beat me! Woohoo!”

Dripping from his face and between his legs, all of the pink cum that Buu had splattered Gotenks with congealed into one mass. Unnoticed by the celebrating warrior, it shaped itself into the form of the vanquished monster. Buu walked over and tapped Gotenks on the shoulder.

The fused warrior turned around, eyes widening in shock. “Fuck.” And then he split in two.

Buu looked down and Goten and Trunks, sitting powerless in front of him, and grabbed his once again erect member. “Good idea.”


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I...I don't know. I have no idea what just happened. I think I may have been drunk when I wrote this. Except I don't drink. Maybe I sustained a head injury and don't remember it...