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A Prince Among Men	By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 5216 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-A Prince Among Men
- 2-2
- 3-3
- 4-4
- 5-5
- 6-6
- 7-7
- 8-8
- 9-9
- 10-10
- 11-11
- 12-12
- 13-13
- 14-14
- 15-15
- 16-16
- 17-17
- 18-Echoes
- 10
- 11
- 12
A Prince Among Men

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WARNINGS
AND SALUTATIONS:

a.
No, DBZ isn�t mine. DBGT sure
the hell ain�t mine.

b.
Yes, this is technically an AU.
But all fanfiction is AU otherwise we would all be sitting around
reading different folks versions of the DBZ scripts.

c.
I firmly believe that all Saiyans are potty-mouthed, overly horny,
overly muscular men that get in fights, have tons of sex and eat all the time,
while cursing. I also believe that
Homosexuality is not bad, and write about it to satisfy my own sick little
mind. Thus: SEX. SAIYANS. SLASH.

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Whatever
that little ass had put into the regeneration tanks, it made what was normally
pretty thin liquid thick. And as he sat
up and pulled the mask off�yet again�to suck in a breath, he had to wonder just
why the hell that was. Felt like he was
being hollowed out and filled up with something foreign every time he woke up
in this damn thing. Not exactly the
feeling he wanted to continue to have.

The
ship had landed�if you call that crash that shoved them half the way through
the crust of the planet, landing�a day ago, and the camp was set up to perfect
standards once more. (He realized that
this was because both Red and Bardock were here, and the disgusting assholes
had gone from stinking pots of stink to clean and slightly respectable
Saiyans. Their tents were clean, their
clothes were washed and hung, and every single one of them (criminals and
freaks alike) were behaving themselves.
Red, apparently, struck fear into even the most stalwart man. Which made him wonder just how little of the
3^rd class activities were reported to the royal house. He was a fucking Prince and he had never
even heard of her.)

�Alright. You�re improving better than I thought you
would,� the imp said. Wiped his face
free of the gooey liquid so he could open his eyes, and handed him a comb that
he was supposed to use to get the stuff out of his hair. Apparently he was to leave behind as much of
this goo as he possibly could every time he got out of it.

He
wasn�t about to ask the twin just why he was getting the crap beat out of him
so regularly. He was �sparring� with
the twin, but even with the practically zero power level the other Saiyan had,
he was effortlessly beating the hell out of him time and time again. With a smirk and a laugh, he beat him into
the ground and dragged his nearly broken body back to this tank. Every single hour of every single day. (So it had only been one day, but damn,
waking up in this thing seven times in the same day was enough to make him a
bit snippety.)

�I
got you food,� he said. Handed him a
platter full of very nice smelling roasted meat. �I didn�t poison it or anything.�

It
was hard to say why exactly Vegeta believed Goten, but he did. Always did, everything the brat said he
understood to be the truth and respected that the kid really honestly was
trying to help him. (Even when he was
getting his head punched in.) So he ate
the food while the brat took over brushing the goo out of his hair. That felt pretty nice, really, and he felt
extremely awkward all of sudden. Ate
quickly to cover up this fact and stayed very still, grimaced and frowned and
thought that he should not have to feel awkward around anyone.

�Oh,
dammit,� the twin said. Pulled away
from him and tossed the comb onto the metal table (that had appeared out of
nowhere one day after Goten commandeered the control of the regeneration tank. �You�re horny!� he said. (Said it with a great deal of incredulity
like this was such a crime in this world.
As if. The only crime in the 3^rd
class was pissing off the Captain.)

He
was going to say somethinck, ck, but the twin beat him to it.

�I
am so not fighting you while you�re horny.
Go get laid and then come back here and we�ll fight.� He looked at the clock (also having appeared
out of nowhere with the table) and said: �You�ve got two hours. Get dressed and go find someone.� Then he was gone just like that.

Vegeta
stood up, felt the last of the thick, goo-ish liquid sluice off his skin and
grabbed the abrasive towel that scrubbed it off his skin. It never failed to amaze him how perfectly
the tank worked. Because his arm had
been broken, and now it was perfect once more.
Not even a scar. He pulled his
clothes on�shabby, dingy 3^rd class clothes�and thought that yes,
unfortunately, the imp was right. He
was craving (Kakarot) sex. A strange
feeling because he had never actively wanted anyone before (Kakarot) and he was
not so sure who he was supposed to go to and how he was supposed to go
about�you know�getting to the sex part.
It seemed pretty damn easy.
(Because there were probably only two people in the whole encampment
that were not banging.)

~~~***

Goten
stopped by her tent and told her: �Help the Princey-poo find someone to sleep
with, please?� like she was someone�s pimp or something. She was going to ask just why the hell he
wasn�t going to do it his damn self, but he escaped her with a grin and a
�thanks.� Brat.

So
she had to go find the Prince�that was so difficult because he didn�t stand out
like a damn sore thumb, just standing there (shining in his perfect cleanliness
and posture.) She walked up to him and
sighed. �So,� she said, �How are you
today?� He just looked at her for a
moment, and it struck her as he looked that he really had no idea how the world
really worked. No, that wasn�t the
truth, she thought, he did know. But he
didn�t know about their world. Because
nobody was told about the 3^rd class. It was better that way, allowed them to do their job and do it
well. �Alright,� she said, �Borrowing a
phrase from Goten. I�m not a subtle
Saiyan. So, I heard that you�re looking
for someone to have sex with.�

This
caused him to look a bit shocked. �I assume
the brat told you this.�

She
nodded. �I am supposed to help
you.� Gave him a smile and moved to
stand next to him. �Might I suggest you
stick with one of the Captain�s sons.
Even if you�re pissed at Kaki, he�s really one of the best there
is. Radditz is fine, but obviously I�m
not a man so I can�t be any judge there.�

�Why?�
Vegeta asked,

�Well,
because they�re the only ones�right now�that know about these,� she said,
flicked the rings that still poked out his shirt, and gave him a wink. �Besides, you�ve fucked Kakarot. He might not be the nicest prick, but he is
very good at what he does.�

There
was a grunt in response, but it was a grunt that agreed with her. (She tried to think of anyone that had sex
with Kakarot that did not agree with this sentiment. Her list came up depressingly empty.) �Fine.�

She
would have expected more of a fight from him.
Some blahblah bullshit about how he wasn�t just going to go about and
sleep with one of them�the 3^rd class�when he was a Prince, and he was
too pure and Princely for them. But
that did not happen. He just paused for
a moment�looked like he was going to blush.
And she felt herself be surprised in the deepest most surprising way,
because even if he was a Prince, he was still a person. Still just as capable of all the same
emotions she was. For a moment she
could just stand there and blink at him.
Then that moment broke and she hugged him. (Had no idea why she did that, blamed it on the pregnancy and the
change in atmospheric pressure around her.)
�Alright,� she said, �So which one?�

�I
don�t know Radditz at all,� Vegeta said.

�So,
Kaki then. Good, he�s been bitching for
days. But don�t let him push you
around. Remember, you�re fully capable
of putting him in his place.�

~~~***

Yes. He was pouting. Yes. It was a childish
thing to do. Yes. He realized that the youngest son of Red and
Bardock had a reputation to uphold and a vision to fulfill. No.
He didn�t give a damn.

It
had been almost a full week now. (Maybe
more even.) Sin>Since he had last had
sex. Every time he even looked at
someone, it seemed that snotty twin was there to give him a look that said
simply he was not going to be getting any until he figured out just what the
hell it was that he was supposed to be figuring out. Pouting, he was sure, was the only answer. That was until the twin�who shared the tent
with him in some sort of cruel and unusual punishment�was pulled to his feet by
his younger brother.

Goten
threw his arm around Vegeta�s shoulders and said something in their own
language. Something that made Vegeta
roll his eyes and shrug his brother away from him. But he followed him out of the tent and said something in return.

None
of which Kakarot understood and thus he didn�t give a damn about it. He just rolled onto his side, and
sighed. Thought of how lovely it had
been just a week ago when he had been with the Prince. How very good it had been. Amazing really. Who would have thought that the uptight and proud (he�d seen
pictures of this Prince and he had always privately thought that someone had
wedged some sort of prickly fruit up the Prince�s hindparts) one couldn�t have
produced that sort of passion. But
then, he should have realized that this Prince wasn�t the most normal one. He had been pierced, had been sold off to
that icejin bitch Freiza when he was five, had been saved by Bardock and now he
was stuck with the 3^rd class.
It was probably safest to assume that there were things about this
Prince he would never understand.

Such
as: there Vegeta (the prince, not the twin) was, as if summoned up by his very
thoughts. There was an arrogance about
him, because he was no longer held down by his shock and his disgust with them. He had overcome his initial reaction that
had paralyzed him, and probably even more than that, he was no longer pierced
with the same sort of rings.

�Yes?�
he asked. Sat up on the cot and looked
at him. Could tell just by the way he
was standing, by the way he was looking and the smell around him what he was here
for. �What do you want?�

A
smirk. A sense of confidence that was
just plain shocking for someone who had only had sex once (Kakarot did not
count any women the Prince might have been with in this figure) and was
completely separated from anything that was familiar. �You.� He said.

�And
I�m just supposed to be that easy?�

�Well,
if you�re not, I heard your brother��

Oh,
that little bastard didn�t even get the rest of the sentence out. He grabbed him by the hips and dragged him
over to him, pulled him right onto his lap and felt the instant response (loved
being a teenager) covered the mouth with his own and devoured those words
before they could be said. Was not
about to let the Prince go to Radditz.
(He loved his brother, but there were some things you did not
share.) Felt the quick movements of the
slim hips in his hands. Felt the
hardness pressing against his stomach and heard the rolling groan rise from the
Prince. Released his mouth. Thought that�since he sort of completely
dominated the situation last time�he should Veg Vegeta a choice. �How?� he asked. Shifted the Prince on his lap so his humping hips brushed over
Kakarot�s erection.

�I
assume,� the Prince said breathlessly, �That since you seemed to be so
proficient last time�� He grit his
teeth for a moment and then stopped his hips�mournfully��That you would
remember how it was done.�

Fine
then.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I wonder what they�re going to do.

Vegeta:
Cross stitch.

Krt:
Huh? That�s not what the memo
says. *looks at memo *

Lil�Geta: I
don�t like these stupid memos. They
never say I�m going to get sex.

Krt:
See? *holds memo up and taps a
section of it* That�s what we�re going
to be doing.

Vegeta:
*reads. * *blushes * *gets all hot and bothered. * Okay.
*strip * Lets go!

Lil�Geta: I
have a vague hope that one day, I too, will get hot and bothered again.

Jaygoose:

Lol.yes"> *sobs * Just�just� Put it in a little extra review and I�ll
take it off as soon as I get up in the morning. PUHLEEEEEZE! *begs and
whimpers and gets Goku to do the same *
*Vegeta stubbornly refused. *

Alright,
I have a bit of a curiosity problem when it comes to literary things. (Ha, my fics are �literary�~~~rriiiiiight) Anyway, you don�t have to tell me if you don�t
want to. I�m just being a little
butthead about it.

No,
I don�t think Kaki agrees with them at all.
And I just love the whole idea that Kaki is almost a parallel opposite
to Goku. Because Goku was all kind and
considerate and oblivious (and having no or very bad sex) and Kaki is arrogant
and sex-fiendish and just not Goku. So
I get a kick out of that flip.

Oh,
goodness. *Points at Goten walking
around wearing T-shirt that says �Resident Stud� and strutting about like a
rooster (which is called a cock, amusingly enough.)* He apparently likes this title.

*Card
ignores the fact that someone mentioned her ignoring the twin�s life expectancy
* (No really, it�s not necessarily a
bad thing, but if I don�t ignore you than I�ll explain it and I was going to
put it in the story (somewhere).)

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