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Life is ironic	By : Vegetaswriter Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3190 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 14

It has been three days and the storm finally past to Vegeta's pleasure. Not because he could go out but Kakarot can finally leave. The man was driving Vegeta mad he kept pacing around playing with the fire humming and even singing. Vegeta could not count how many times he told the fool to shut his mouth only to get a stupid response back. Vegeta had learned a much needed skill the last day he learnt how to block out the man completely. Now on the fourth day the storm had gone now the fool can leave to bother someone else and leave him in peace. But much like everything else in Vegeta's life it did not happen.

"Whoa Vegeta you need a bath!" Kakarot smelled around Vegeta then himself. "And I do as well!"

Vegeta sneered at Kakarot. "Really Kakarot what ever gave you such a genius idea? I only been here close to a week immobilized lying on a dirty cot!"

"The smell gave me the idea Vegeta." Kakarot smiled scratching his head. Vegeta rolled his eyes still wondering how he lost to such a idiot.

"Okay I got to bring a pail of water here and wash you when I am done." Kakarot started looking around the hut for a pail big enough to hold water.

"No way are you bathing me fool! I will not allow that! It is bad enough I can hardly move!" Vegeta shouted his argument.

"Well how else am I going to ol wise man?" Kakarot was being quite sarcastic to Vegeta. It surprised Vegeta that Kakarot even had the brain power to use such a type of mannerism.

Vegeta sighed he had two options stay dirty or allow Kakarot to bath him. Now he loved being cleaned and hated dirt but he did not want the fool to bath him. "Get someone else to do it."

"And who pray tell would bath you willingly?" Kakarot smirked.

"Get the woman fool. I also would need my injuries to be rewrapped and looked over do it not?" Vegeta smirked back he still had his wit.

"Yeah that's right! I will go get her to come here, and then I will go to the falls and clean myself because god I need it." Smiling to himself he left, leaving Vegeta to his musings.

Vegeta looked over to Tuma. "I do not understand what you all see in the buffoon." Tuma tilted her head not understanding what Vegeta meant.

Kakarot was at Bulma's hut noticing some damage from the storm. He saw Yamcha come out exasperated moping out of the hut. "Hey Yamcha is Bulma in there?"

Yamcha just nodded and pointed behind him, Yamcha sat on the muddy ground below him with his legs crossed.

"Good luck Kakarot you are going to need it. She is in one of those moods again. Women why do I even bother with them?" Yamcha closed his eyes getting ready for meditation.

Kakarot chuckled at Yamcha, he had to say that man got iron cast will for dealing with Bulma in that kind of mood. She could be scary even to him. Kakarot slowly walked into the hut looking at a very irate Bulma. She sat there her arms crossed and a present scowl on her face. Kakarot laughed inside thinking she looked so much like Vegeta right now. "Bulma?"

Bulma looked up at Kakarot ready to scream thinking it was Yamcha until she noticed it was Kakarot. She stood up quickly fixing her hair and smiled sweetly. "Oh hello Kakarot what can I do for you?"

Kakarot could feel a bead of sweat face down the side of his head. It was amazing how Bulma could switch like a flash of lightening. "Umm yeah. I came to see if you could check up on Vegeta's wounds."

"Vegeta? Who is that?" Bulma thought for a minute then came to the conclusion. It could only be the name of the lord. Throughout the storm Yamcha told her about what happened in detail. She screwed up her face at Kakarot. "Never mind I know who you are speaking about. Why should I Kakarot?"

Kakarot knew he was threading on thin ground he did not want to face Bulma's wrath. "Because you are the village's healer?"

"Yes that's right the village's healer. Not a healer for everyone Kakarot!" Bulma turned her back and crossed her arms. "I refuse to help him that one time was enough already. He is a pig Kakarot and he is a bad man I won't help him."

"Bulma please. You know a duty of a healer is to heal all who is in need. He is in need Bulma and he is a good person underneath I know he is. He will change and be a good person like us Bulma. Give him a chance." Kakarot got down on his knees pleading to Bulma.

Bulma turned her head slightly just enough to see him on his knees. Her resolve failing quick she never witness Kakarot on his knees before it was unheard of. She could not decline his plea when he presented himself in such a way. Letting go of a deep breath she relaxed her demeanor. "I only do it for you Kakarot not for him."

Kakarot stood up and hugged the woman. "Oh thank you Bulma you are the best you know."

Bulma smiled in his hug and patted the shoulder. "Let me get my things and then we will go."

"First I have to clean myself and get the water Bulma then I will come and get you. Oh and make sure you got some clean cloths." Kakarot began to leave.

"What? Why would I need water and clean cloths?" Bulma was confused.

"Because he need's to be washed and you are the only one who he would let touch him." Kakarot was racing out of the hut as he told her this. A very angry and loud 'what' was screamed from the hut followed by cursing.

Vegeta was doing his best to move around. He was trying to get in a kneeling position to stand once he was alone. The jungle cat trotted of somewhere and Kakarot was gone out to clean. He heard the scream of a woman and guess it was Kakarot telling the blue eyed woman what she needed to do and he laughed joyously at her dismay. He will find some way to ruin someone's day. That someone being her for the moment. He landed back on his face, groaning at the pain the impact caused his ribs. Another failed attempt. Staying in the position he was tired the movements took much of his energy even after so many days of rest.

Kakarot raced back into the village after his much needed bath placing the pail over the fire to warm up he dashed over to Bulma's hut only to be stopped by the old healer. He stood in front of Kakarot and his grey eye's bore into Kakarot's brown ones.

"Kakarot I wish to speak to you in private. It will only be a short time. Please follow me to my hut." Kakarot nodded and followed the man inside his smoky hut it smelled of ash and herbs. "Kakarot how is the outlander fairing?"

"He is healing fine. The wounds are still fresh. What is the real question healer?"

Kakarot knew the old man didn't just want to discuss how Vegeta is healing.

"I want to know why you are healing him Kakarot what possessed you to do so? That man has evil surrounding him and almost brought fire to our village." The old man sat down on his mat looking over the soup he was making.

Kakarot sighed he knew he needed to tell the man why. Many of the villagers still followed the old man trusting his words without question. He needed the old healers support to gain full favor of the village being its leader was not enough at times. "Healer, I was going to kill him. I had a blade in my hand, I was going to take his life but I was taken away from there. I was placed in a place with no surroundings only white."

The healer nodded he knew what kind of place Kakarot spoke of. "You were in a spirit's realm."

"Yes and the spirit begged me to spare and save the man. It told me that Vegeta is not truly evil. That he was made to be that way. The spirit asked me to save him and heal his soul it said that I was the only one. It also told me let no one know of the meeting because Vegeta cannot know about it." Kakarot looked down at his feet he already broke the confidence of Vegeta's spirit protector by telling someone of the experience.

"Then we must do as the spirit asked Kakarot. No spirit would come forward and plea for someone's life even if they are their protectors. Vegeta must be important to it." The old man placed a hand on his wrinkled face in thought.

"We cannot tell this to Vegeta. He must not know." The old man nodded his head in agreement.

"Continue on as such Kakarot I will gain the people into the cause with minimal detail. Just give him time to become at ease with us and then he will open up in due time." The old man looked at Kakarot.

"That is what Nappa told me." Kakarot placed a hand behind his head.

"Yes the man is wise even if he acts like he has no mind at all. One day he will be a wise man for the younger folk."

"I believe so as well. Healer what is your name?"

"God's boy sometimes I forget." The old man laughed. "It is Roshi."

"Thank you Roshi for your support in my endeavor. But I must go and get Bulma to check over Vegeta." The old man nodded and watched Kakarot leave. Yes he did feel something fighting off the evil surrounding Vegeta. How long he wondered would the good spirit fight off such a powerful evil force. He only hoped Kakarot could change the man before the spirit fail. Time was something they truly did not have.

"Vegeta come on! Remove the blanket!" Kakarot been on Vegeta for a long time the water was becoming cold. Bulma stood in the corner waiting laughing to herself at the duo.

"No Kakarot I will not! Get away from me! I refused to be nude in front of you!" Vegeta growled keeping a tight hold on the blanket with his good hand and arm.

"Vegeta I seen you almost nude just wearing your undergarment! We both have the same parts! Now come on! You stink!" Kakarot held one end of the blanket trying to take it away but not injure the man at the same time.

"You two are just too adorable. You both should just get married you already act like such a loving couple." Bulma was doing her best to keep in the laughter her face was becoming red.

"How dare you woman! Do you wish to die on this day?" Vegeta was livid at the woman.

"Vegeta just stop this! Give me the blanket and let me remove your undergarment so you could wash you down there damn you! You want Bulma to do it?" Bulma made a noise in the back of her throat. She did not want to do that.

Vegeta noticed her reaction and smirked at her. "Why yes that is a much better solution Kakarot. I think it is the most brilliant idea you ever had."

"Really Vegeta! Thank you!" Kakarot smiled and looked at Bulma. "You hear that Vegeta said something nice about me."

Bulma groaned and smacked her forehead. Leave it to Kakarot to miss the meaning and make it sound good. "God's help me." Bulma whispered under her breath. Taking a commanding stance she pointed to Kakarot. "You get out! You remove the blanket and keep quite!"

Kakarot did not need to be told twice he already knew Bulma was in a bad mood. He said a little prayer for Vegeta and dashed sitting across from his hut looking at the bushes. Vegeta glared at the woman and did as she said. Removing the blanket tossing it on his other side leaving him in his undergarment.

"You don't talk to me, and I don't talk to you through this!" Bulma glared even harder matching Vegeta's. Vegeta quickly nodded to the girl remembering she did not have a problem hurting him in his state and she was going to be around sensitive areas. He did not wish to push his luck. Bulma removed the undergarment holding in Vegeta's manhood and almost drooled. His was chiseled to perfection in everyway. His manhood was heavy and lager than most. It was certain the size of a man was not based on body height. Shaking her head she quickly got to work in cleaning Vegeta.

Vegeta laid there feeling the cloth rub his body and it would interchange between cloth and some kind of oil he never smelled before and it had a rough texture. He wondered briefly what it was, he would ask her when she was done. In no time he was washed thoroughly and had a cloth to cover his waist. She was rewrapping his wounds and placing splints where it was needed. "Okay all done. Now you don't stink anymore."

"What was the cleaning oil you used?" Vegeta was waiting to ask the question.

"Oh it was juice from fruit mixed with a oil base and contains some sand particles to really get the dirt off." Bulma explained.

"What kind of fruits?" Vegeta raised a eyebrow at the woman.

"Mangos, bananas, and melon all mixed together. It even tastes good, well when it do not have the sand in it." Bulma giggled to herself and Vegeta scoffed. That was it they were all mad was Vegeta's thoughts.

"Now I am done cleaning your ugly hide I'm leaving." Bulma was beginning to rise to her feet until Vegeta spoke.

"It didn't look like you had any issue's cleaning me. Instead you were ogling my manhood with utter temptation. I would not protest if you would like to try it on at least you would have a real purpose of being here." Vegeta smirked slyly at the woman.

Bulma reached out and trailed her hand up Vegeta's leg battling her lashes at him. Vegeta leaned back and spread his legs slightly to give the woman more access. Bulma was touched his manhood through the cloth that was beginning to come to life for her slid her hand further down to cup his sac. She leaned forward to Vegeta her lips only a breath away. "Please tell me of great lord when it hurts." With the last word left her mouth she squeezed tightly. Vegeta crushed his eyelids together, bared his teeth, and sucked in a deep breath. "Say such things to me again and you would not have a cock or sac left." She released him and grabbed her things and left the man holding his stuff in his hands breathing deeply hoping the pain would fade.

Bulma walked out with a huge grin plastered on her face looking up to see Kakarot in front of her. She was startled and stepped back from him. "Bulma how is he healing?"

"Fine Kakarot but for the moment he is much pain so it would be best to stay out for awhile." He smiled and chuckled.

"He is in pain! Then give him some herbs to numb it!" Kakarot was starting to become frantic.

"Kakarot he deserved the pain he is in. He made sly sexual comments to me and I squeezed his jewels. So he can suffer." Bulma crossed her arms with her eyes closed keeping her resolve.

Kakarot winced and grabbed his own. "Ow Bulma that was mean! You could have just slapped him!"

"I did once Kakarot I thought it would work but apparently not so maybe this time he learns to keep that filthy mouth of his closed." Bulma turned and walked away leaving Kakarot standing outside of his hut holding on to his own stuff for protection.

Two weeks has past and Vegeta was becoming stronger. Kakarot had given him some breeches to wear until someone made him his own unfortunately his shoes were too big for him to wear so that he had to wait for as well he was left to walking around the hut with his bare feet. He could finally wash himself he almost thanked the gods for having the ability again to do so, almost. Now he didn't worry about seeing the damnable woman again. He could wrap his own injuries. He still had a splint on his left leg since it was broken and his ankle was fractured. But he was able to get up and move around the hut with the aid of a walking stick that Kakarot made for him. Anytime he stood Tuma would be right beside him walking with him making sure nothing would happen. Vegeta would scoff at the cat telling it even if he did fall the animal wouldn't be able to do anything. Even with the words Tuma did not listen. Vegeta pegged it stupid as well just like its owner.

Today Vegeta planned on actually going outside of the hut and walk around see the village teeming with life he kept hearing inside the hut. Many of the Villagers spoke English no doubt because of Kakarot and his misfit crew but the others spoke their mother's tongue that Vegeta did not understand. It did not matter to him he had to get out of the hut it was driving him mad. Reaching out for the walking stick and stood. He knew this was a good chance to go out since Kakarot was out hunting with his crew Vegeta would not be bothered. Stumbling out Tuma was right beside him keeping him steady with her torso. "Hum seems I was wrong cat you can help." Vegeta placed a hand on the head for a silent thank you. He began to walk out in the open shielding his eyes from the bright sun.

Once his eyes grew accustomed to the brightness outside he looked around. He noticed all the villagers had stop to look at him. He snarled he did not like being stared at like he was some kind of freak. Taking in the looks of the village he saw how big it was. There were only thirty huts he could see and many paths all around. Ignoring the stares he made his walk around. The huts were all the same some were just bigger to house a family. Many fire pits littered the ground he didn't know what the purpose of them was. Didn't all huts have a fire pit housed inside? Vegeta thought. He noticed the villagers stop staring at him and continued their tasks. Some of the men were building up huts, the woman weaving clothing, blankets, and accessories from objects he did not recognized. He didn't see any children thus far and wondered if they were getting trained on how to hunt.

Vegeta came to an opening there was a huge long hut in the middle followed by three different paths to follow. Maybe that place is they hold council. He decided to stop and sit on a near by rock he needed rest. Sitting down he closed his eyes and leaned on his walking stick. He fell asleep.

A jerking on his pants took him out of his slumber and he wondered how much time had past. Opening his eyes slowly to see the culprit that woke him he was surprised to see two children standing before him both looking no older than ten years of age. One had light hair and big blue eyes Vegeta knew he wasn't a native of the jungles and he had a striking resemblance to the healer woman. The boy must be her son. The other had green eyes, red hair, and also was not a native to the lands. The boy looked like someone he knew a long time ago but couldn't figure it out. "What do you brats want?"

"Hi! I'm Trunks and this is Goten. Are you the lord? The man Kakarot brought here?" The boy waited for Vegeta to answer. Goten stayed slightly behind Trunks looking over the shoulder of the boy at Vegeta.

Vegeta grunted at the two. "Yes I am Lord Vegeta. What do you want?"

The boy's both jumped in union and smiled at Vegeta nearly jumping out of their skins in excitement. Vegeta was confused at their reaction shouldn't they fear and hate him? "I knew it was you! I told you Goten! I knew you were the guy!"

Vegeta was starting to become frustrated at the boy. "Yes it is me now you still haven't told me what you brats want!" Vegeta growled out.

"Sorry we just got too excited. We kept hearing stories about you but you know how it can become diluted. Can you tell us of your past battles please! It is so boring here! Nothing happens and when we did have some excitement we were too young to remember!" Trunks explained. Both the boys placed their hands on Vegeta's knee looking up at him with big eyes.

Vegeta didn't know what to do with himself. He never interacted with kids before. He felt himself sweat under the pressure of the two kids. Vegeta placed a palm on his head and groaned at his misfortune. "Alright just sit down and stay quite."

Both boys jumped and shouted with glee taking a seat on the ground in front of Vegeta.

Kakarot returned to the village with the other hunters placing his sac down that held his kill to the women whose task was to skin and clean the meat. He stretched and said his goodbyes to the others heading to his hut for needed rest and it would soon become late and he needed to make something for dinner for him and Vegeta. When he got there he noticed Vegeta was gone he became frantic. It seemed as soon as Vegeta came into his life he always became frantic never before had he ever he usually stayed calm and relaxed. When he dashed out of the hut he raced to a villager and asked them in the language if they saw him. The man told him he left to walk around the village. Kakarot sighed with the information and started to look around for him.

Kakarot bumped into Kala and Bulma on the way. "Hey Bulma. Hello mother. What are you girls doing?"

Kala smiled at Kakarot and gave him a hug. "You know your brother Kakarot always running off and not returning home in time for food." She smiled sweetly at him. Kakarot still could not get over the looks of his mother she was beautiful and never aged a day he met her.

"Trunks is with him no doubt the two is never separated. I swear if Trunks makes sweet little Goten get into trouble again he is going to have it. You know that boy always doing what he is not supposed to do! Last month he nearly burned down the gathering hut!" Bulma was fuming she knew her son liked to cause havoc on the village.

Kakarot chuckled he knew those boys caused trouble and Goten was no innocent party. He has done as much as Trunks only Trunks would take the blame for them. They knew Nappa was a strict man he learnt it first hand when he got into trouble.

Kala looked at Kakarot and tucked in a stray hair behind his ear. "What are you doing son? Aren't you supposed to be taking of Vegeta? I bet he is hungry by now son."

"Yeah he went for a walk somewhere and I am looking for him now." Kakarot explained.

"Let's all hope he fell in the falls and drowned." Bulma grunted.

"Bulma do not say such horrible things about Vegeta. You don't know him." Kala defended Vegeta. Kakarot smiled at Kala and nodded. Bulma just grunted.

"You know Bulma after being with Vegeta this long I noticed you are both similar." Kakarot giggled at Bulma's shocked reaction and Kala laughed.

"Now you two behave. Now that we all have someone to look for lets go. It is getting late." Kala begun to walk away from the two and they joined her.

They asked villagers on the way if they saw them getting pointed to the direction they needed to go. When they arrived at the gathering hut they heard giggles and sword noises. They did not see where the sound came from. Kakarot having a good idea what was happening shushed the women and slowly walked closer to the noise. He came to a site that warmed him. There was Vegeta sitting on the ground his back to the boulder and his legs spread showing off scribbles in the dirt. Tuma with her head resting on his lap, and two boys engrossed in Vegeta's tale of a hero in battle. Kala crept up behind him and smiled at the display before her she knew if Vegeta was not injured Goten would be sitting on his leg. Bulma on the other hand did not want her son to be around Vegeta hearing about battles and death. "Trunks come on we are going home! You are in so much trouble little man!" Bulma's shout startled the three sitting on the dirt. Vegeta looked down hiding the embarrassment he felt. He was too engrossed in his story he didn't hear anyone coming.

"Awe mom I didn't do anything wrong today! I stayed out of trouble. Can I please hear the rest of Vegeta's story?" Trunks whined.

"Trunk I said lets go!" Bulma stomped her foot.

"You better go brat before your mother turns into a dragon and spits fire at me." Vegeta smirked and Trunks laughed. Bulma did not retort Vegeta's comment only taking her son by the arm and dragging him away.

"Bye Goten, Bye Vegeta!" Trunk shouted out.

Kala shook her head at Bulma. "That woman is something else. I still do not understand how Yamcha is living being married to her."

"Come on mom Bulma is not that bad. She has moments. So Goten you had fun listening to Vegeta's stories?" Kakarot looked down at his little brother.

"Yeah! You should hear them brother they are exciting. I thought I was there!" Goten jumped from his sitting position and leaped at Kakarot for a crushing hug. Kakarot smiled at his excitable little brother and looked towards Vegeta trying to stand. Kakarot placed Goten down and helped Vegeta.

"Well boy's it is time to go. Goten you know what time to be home for dinner but I will forgive you this time." She looked up to Kakarot and Vegeta and nodded to them. "Goodnight son, goodnight prince Vegeta." She bowed turning to leave. Vegeta was confused no one called him prince Vegeta since Broli how did this woman know him. Goten removed his hand from his mothers.

Goten walked up to Vegeta and hugged his waist. "Goodnight Vegeta, I hope you can finish telling me your stories later I really enjoyed them." Vegeta was at a lost once again he looked towards the woman and Kakarot for help finding nothing but smiles.

"Umm sure brat." Vegeta lightly patted the boy's back his eyebrows drawn together. Goten let go and race to his mother both walking away leaving Vegeta with conflicting thoughts and emotions. Kakarot placed a hand on his shoulder and smiled at him.

"Ready to go back to the hut and eat?"

"As long as there is mango's fool." Vegeta grunted.

Kakarot laughed and started to walk. Then he turned and looked back at Vegeta. "You okay to walk on your own with the staff or do you need my help?"

"I will manage on my own. I had much rest." Vegeta looked down at the little pictures he drawn for the boys.

"Could I hear a story of your sometime Vegeta? I love stories." Kakarot gazed down at where Vegeta was looking seeing a dragon in the dirt.

Vegeta grunted. "You want to sit on my lap to?"

Kakarot laughed loudly turning into small giggles as they walked to the hut picturing himself sitting on Vegeta's lap listening to a story like a little boy.
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