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The History of Kalika	By : jaygoose Category: Dragon Ball Z > General Views: 1718 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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The History of Kalika

Author�s Note:

Thanks to all the kind
reviewers. I glad I got everyone�s interests peeked about the new and improved
Cell. He is such a hottie. Anyway, I got some warning for this chappie�.

MPreg�and some ChiChi
bashing. Hey it�s all the Prince and he bashes everyone.

I don�t own Dragonball Z but
I do own the last volume of GT�it�s so sad, I almost cried. *pouts*

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First Response�

Okay, you could say that he
was a tad on edge, a little annoyed, slightly peeved. But what normal hot
blooded Saiyan male wouldn�t be? He had a perfectly healthy, young, vibrant
mate and yet no banging of any kind had occurred in almost two months (Oh he
knew for sure�he�d been counting). Well, of course at first he could barely
keep the young scientist�s hands off of him. And now all of a sudden Kazi had
become some frigid women�well, he did
all the cooking and cleaning so maybe he was the woman of the relationship.

This revelation was not
helping matters. It only caused the Saiyan soldier to get even more displeased.
His frown was proof of this irritation. He was definitely not the woman, well
not in the bedroom, or where ever else they�d had sex, anyway.

Though, nowadays, Kazi
wouldn�t even come near him. They didn�t even sleep in the same bed. The kid
just spent all his time in his lab. Working, sleeping, and whatever the hell
else he did in that damned room. This obviously was not acceptable. However,
whenever Kilik tried to ask what the hell his problem was, (because of course,
it was definitely Kazi that had the problem); he would just find a way to
change the subject. This was not that difficult apparently, him being a genius
and all.

Okay, so the lack of sex
wasn�t the only thing that Kilik had noticed that was a little strange and
disturbing. Kazi hardly even ate anymore, well at least as far as Kilik could
tell. He was the one that did the grocery shopping and all. All the junk food
that he usually bought for the kid was still in their respective places. Odd
that�when Kazi was working he usually ate like a Tamena-jin cow. And that was
an awful lot.

Occasionally, Kilik would be
blessed with the youthful Saiyan�s presence from time to time. But nothing encouraging
ever happened. Kazi would just grunt something. Grab a bottle of juice, or that
crap Tamena-jin liked to refer to as juice, out of the fridge and retreat back
to his lab.

That brought to mind another
observation of Kilik�s, that damned lab coat. Kazi had it on all the time. It
was the middle of the Tamena-jin summer. It was at least 100 degrees most of
the day. Not with standing the fact that it was covering up one of the kid�s
best qualities.

That sweet ass of his.

Besides, it was a dumb thing
to have on in this kind of weather. I mean this was Tamanegi, the most humid
planet in this part of the galaxy. Summers were best spent around here in the
nude. Or with the least amount of clothes on possible, something the Tamena-jin
women took to heart. This also did not help that fact that Kilik was in sex
withdrawal either�he wasn�t that
picky�mind you.

Kilik sighed and shook the
previous thoughts from his head. Now was not the time to be pouting about not getting
any�for ridiculous periods of time. He had some good news for the Kid. News
that he was quite positive would bring Kazi out of hiding.

The evil Ice-jin bastard of
a Lizard Prince, Frieza was dead�or so many people had told him. And, judging
by the account that the King of Tamanegi, it was pretty much official.
Unfortunately or fortunately, he wasn�t sure; the Wicked Bastard of the North
Galaxy took a planet called Namek with him. Even in death the bastard was still
blowing up planets.

The former army sergeant
made his way into the house. Immediately the beads of sweat began to dry and
become a clammy sticky layer on his skin. The air conditioning (a must for any
Tamena-jin) was a welcome relief from the oppressive heat.

From the living room, Kilik
could hear the shower running. An evil smile crept across the burly Saiyan�s
face. It would seem that Kazi had fled from his laboratory long enough to take
a shower. Hmm�the possibilities. He had intended on going for a shower as soon
as he�d gotten home anyway. It was just a pleasant coincidence that his lover
was already in there.

He could see the blurred
outline on the small scientist through the glass shower door. Yep, Kazi was
definitely going to need some help washing all the hair of his. Kilik slid the
door open and was greeted with a very surprised Dr. Kazi Ezco. The kid�s eyes
were the size of saucers, but Kilik wouldn�t have noticed. He was much more
interested in why the scientist�s middle was protruding quite noticeably.

Kazi sighed audibly and
followed his mate�s gaze down to his rounded belly.

�Kazi�� Kilik began, eerily
calm, never a good thing when his mate was concerned. �What the hell is that?�

The pointing was meant as
emphasis Kazi surmised, but it really had only served to piss him off. He was
not some freak show to be gawked at and prodded with inconsiderate fingers.

�That, my dear Kilik,� Kazi
answered. �Would be our child.�

Kilik just looked up at his
mate like he had grown a second head or something. The wide eyed stare was
kinda cute at first, but it was getting old�fast.

Kazi just sighed and
finished rinsing the shampoo from his hair. Continued on with his usual
conditioning regime, glancing over only once to find his mate still standing
there, half dressed, and staring at his stomach. He finished his shower
quietly, turned off the water and walked passed his mate into the bedroom and
proceeded to get dressed. Finally turning around to find his mate standing in
the doorway of the bathroom, still staring at him in that same weird way.

Kazi sighed.

�Kilik,� He said as
patiently as he could muster. The overactive hormones were not helping much in
this endeavor. �Are you going to say�anything?�

��

Another annoyed sigh.

�How?� the former army
sergeant squeaked.

He squeaked. That was a
first.

�Come. Sit.� The smaller
Saiyan ordered as he jumped up and sat in the middle of the bed.

Kilik obediently climbed
into bed and sat in front of his mate. His eyes however instantly fell back
onto the rather large belly which held, what Kazi had so graciously informed
him, their child. He was so enthralled with the bulging middle (that was
currently peaking from under the little scientist�s shirt), that the hand
underneath his chin that gently raised his view to his mate�s handsome face had
taken him by surprise.

�Let�s start this off slow.�
The amber eyed man said as he finished tying his hair back. �You do know where
babies come from, right?�

Kilik merely growled in
response.

�Just checking.�

�Of course, I know where
babies come from.� The large one finally spoke. A real sentence; would you look
at that. �But it was my understanding that you were a guy, Kazi.�

�This is true.� Kazi said
with a small grin. �But I am so much more.�

The spiky haired Saiyan�s
eyes narrowed in irritation.

�Yeah?�

�Well, if you must blame
someone, that would be my father.� Kazi began. �He�s the genius that decided
the since Saiyan women were in such short supply that males should take on the
responsibility of birthing children.�

If Kilik�s mouth had actually
been detachable from his face it would have rolled off of the bed and been on
the floor at this point.

�He invented a hormone serum
that makes it possible for males to produce and carry babies.� Kazi said
looking down at his own rounded tummy. �I, apparently, was his first test
subject.�

�Hmm�Yeah, I figured as
much.� Kilik finally uttered.

Okay, Kilik had been well
aware that the female population on Planet Vegeta had been steadily on the
decline. It didn�t seem to be such a big deal to most everyone. Because as was
the rule, Saiyans mated with who ever they pleased. Be they male or female. But
of course, there would have to be females if the race had any chance of
survival.

But Kilik was a soldier; it
wasn�t his job to worry with things such as this. That was the job of the
intellectuals. Kazi�s father, being one of those intellectuals obviously took
on the responsibility with much vigor; testing his genius breakthrough in
Saiyan genetics on his one and only son.

�Well, the serum would only
work on a Saiyan fetus.� Kazi proceeded. �So of course my mom being pregnant
and all, I seemed to be the best candidate.�

Kilik was quiet for the
first few minutes after that.

�A lot more Saiyan
scientists offered their unborn sons up for the testing as well, once they
heard about it. But it was years before there were any results.�

�Why am I just hearing
anything about this?� Kilik asked. It was obvious that he was in total shock.

�Well, no offense, but you
were just a third class solider.� Kazi said. �I mean, there were a few of the
lower class scientists that knew about it. Hell, they even tested the serum on
their kids too in hopes of extending their blood lines. But it wasn�t something
that was broadcast to everyone.�

�Did your father tell you
this?� Kilik said motioning to the protruding stomach.

�Yeah,� Kazi said. �When I
was old enough to understand.�

�Well why didn�t you tell
me!�

Kazi cringed at the tone.

�Well I had actually thought
that you would react worse than this.� He said exhaustedly. �I know, I�m sorry
and it was stupid. It�s just�so weird.�

Kazi looked down at his
swollen belly. Kilik hesitantly placed one of his much larger hands on it and
was pleased by the blush this caused on his mate�s face.

�Well, it is�weird.� The
taller admitted. �But I�m still kind of pissed, Kazi. I mean *sigh* how
pregnant are you?�

�Well, according to my
calculations�about four months.�

�Hell Kazi, I just about
missed the whole thing!�

�No�not much. You wouldn�t
have enjoyed it anyway.� Kazi tried to reason. �I was a real bitch.�

�Hn.� Kilik scoffed. �I
notice that.�

�Sorry. I was just sort of
embarrassed.� Kazi said his blush darkening. �I didn�t know how you�d react to
a pregnant guy.�

�Well, what did you think I
was going to do? Leave you?�

��

�Kazi?!�

And that�s when it happened.
Kazi�s bottom lip started quivering; his eyes started to water and before Kilik
could do anything about it, the small scientist burst into tears.

�Stop yelling at me! I
already told you I was sorry!�

The younger of the two jumped
off of the bed. The kid could still move even with all that extra belly. And
ran into the bathroom and slammed the door.

�Kazi! I didn�t mean to
yell.� Kilik said to the bathroom door. �I�I�m sorry! C�mon out of there!�

Kilik was at his wit�s end. Oh
he knew of Saiyan woman. Pregnant Saiyan women had mood swings the rivaled most
natural disasters. It would seem that Kazi�s genius father had those hormones
of his down to a T. But Kazi was still a man, right? If he was right than he
had just the thing to cheer his mate up.

�I got good news�� The elder
man began. �Well it�s almost as good as yours.�

He could hear the sobbing
reduce to sniffles in a matter of seconds.

�Guess what I found out today.� Kilik
continued hopefully.

�What?� was the muffled reply.

�You know that ass Frieza.�
Kilik began. �I just found out that he�s dead. Yep, someone killed him�someone
SAIYAN.�

Kilik almost fell through
the door, Kazi opened it so fast.

�What?!�

******

Peace and quiet. Yep. Peace
and absolute quiet. Not even a chirp or a squeak.

How the hell did they expect
him to meditate like this!

Prince Vegeta fidgeted in
his spot. It wasn�t that he missed his last two remaining subjects; it was just
that he had grown accustomed to them bothering him.

The girl didn�t come by as
much anymore when they weren�t training. She seemed to value anytime she could
get away from him. It wasn�t like he cared anyway. Though, he was quite
positive she didn�t have a clue why all of a sudden she couldn�t stand to be
around him. Poor girl. She wasn�t much different from Kakarot in that respect.
Totally oblivious to her Saiyan nature.

Speaking of the baka one,
his thoroughbred harpy of a wife had up and moved into Capsule Corp with not so
much as a word to him about it. Almost two weeks of listening to her screeching
and moaning; the food was good though. It would seem that she had finally give
up on the large one and left him. It was about time�but it wasn�t like he cared
away.

Speak of the devil. Kami
damned instant transmission. He really was going to have to learn that stupid
technique one day.

�Hiyah, Geta.�

Oh something was up. That
�Hiyah, Geta� was just the slightest bit off.

�Why is it that the harpy is
staying at Capsule Corp instead of with you�harping?� The Prince asked barely
opening one eye to acknowledge Goku, but he did manage a small snicker at his
little joke.

�Uh, yeah.� Goku mumbled.
�That�s what I�d like to talk to you about.�

This caused the Prince to
open his eyes and instantly narrow them in suspicion.

�Nani?� He barked. �What
would you need to talk to me about involving that beast woman?�

�Vegeta.� Goku sighed.

Oh�the whole name�this was
never a good sign.

�ChiChi is not a beast woman
or a harpy.� The spiky haired Saiyan began. �She�s just a little�high strung.
And I think this time she has a right to be.�

The Prince hated to admit
it, but he was slightly interested. In all the time he had known the Baka and
his Banshee of a wife, the woman had never up and left the younger Saiyan no
matter what stupid thing he�d done or said. This had to be good.

�What did you do?�

�Uh��

Vegeta gave a ragged sigh
and leaned back onto the tree behind him.

�You had to have done
something, baka.� The Prince ground out.

The taller Saiyan dropped on
the ground on his knees and ending up in an odd sitting position. For the first
time, the Prince took a good look at Kakarot. There were dark patches around
his eyes. Those dark orbs seemed to have lost their former childlike virtue.
The baka looked a tad paler than usual. He thick unruly spikes of hair were in
a more untamed pattern and that annoyingly orange monstrosity he insisted on
wearing all the time was a little more wrinkled than normal.

Vegeta didn�t comment on his
observations, he just looked back up at the miserable excuse for a Saiyan and
waited expectantly.

�I don�t know how to say
this really.� Goku mumbled.

�Just spit it out already.�
The Ouji snapped. �I do have other things that I�d planned on doing today.�

�Oh yeah.� He replied. �How
is Kalika anyways?�

�Hn.�

Oh now he was being an ass.
He hadn�t really expected that little remark to go unnoticed. Vegeta had heard
the undertone of the comment. He had known for a long time that the overly
large one had been jealous of the girl. Unfortunately, Kakarot just didn�t
recognize it as such. Maybe the harpy�s time away from him had given him some
much needed time to examine his pervious actions more closely.

�Well, are you going to
answer my question�Kakarot?�

�It really sort of
embarrassing,� Goku said fidgeting briefly. �But I kind of said something�that
I shouldn�t have�when I�well, we were doing something�uh�private.�

�We?�

�Me and ChiChi.�

And before he could stop
himself and huge grin burst forth from the Prince�s face and his eyes lit up in
a way that Goku had never had the privilege of seeing before.

�Please tell me you didn�t!�
He barked, trying in vain to hold back a laugh. �You did not call the harpy
bitch the wrong name?!�

�Vegeta!� Goku tried. �It�s
not funny! I don�t know what to do!�

The prince tried to compose
himself. Besides, this was definitely not princely behavior. His subject needed
his help�hey, why the hell did Kakarot need his help with this? It wasn�t like
he was Mister Sensitive anyway. He and the blue haired onna weren�t even
together anymore, if they were ever really together anyway. He was definitely
not the one to go to for marriage advice.

Why didn�t the baka seek out
one of his friends, like the nose less one with the robot wife? Vegeta laughed
at the idea on second thought. The monk probably wouldn�t have been much help
either. Eighteen probably would have killed the midget at the first utterance
of another woman�s name.

All that aside�What the
hell?

�What makes you think that I
could or even would help you?� Vegeta asked, once again reclining lazily
against the tree.

�Well, it sorta because of you that ChiChi left.� Goku said.

At this the brown haired
prince did not immediately spring forward. He just narrowed his eyes in the
other�s direction. An evil grin crept across his face.

�So�� he began. �It finally
came out, huh Kakarot.� He said.

A violent blush scorched its
way across Goku�s pale features. That strange gravely sooth trait to the
prince�s voice was even more pronounced. It made the words that were stuck in
Goku�s throat vibrate and force their way out.

�I�well�it was your name.�
He said, chuckling nervously his hand instinctively going to the back his head.

�Really.� Vegeta said
uncharacteristically soft.

�Uh�yeah.� Goku said shying
away slightly. �I thought that you�d be upset with me Geta. ChiChi certainly
was.�

�Hn�but, I can�t say that I
blame her.� Vegeta said a strange grin adorning his face.

�She really lost it Geta.
She said that she was sick and tired of living in this farce of a marriage and that I should�that I should just�fuck you and get it over with.�

The poor heartbroken Saiyan
had struggled with the offending word. Though, he had noticed the glint that it
had sparked in the prince�s eyes.

�Is that so?� The brown eyed
Prince crooned.

�Hai.� Goku proceeded
undaunted. �Uh, yeah, she thinks that I�m in love with you.�

�How interesting.�

�I told her about the dreams
that I�ve been having�about you.� The raven haired warrior continued. �She said
that I had repressed�sexual desires
toward you.

The prince raised an elegant
brow at this admittance.

�Then she started going on
about how she was tired of it, and of everything else, and how she was a good
wife and how I never did anything but take her for granted, and that she was
leaving me. I just don�t know what to do!� Goku pouted.

�Oh Baka,� Vegeta began.
�You�re Saiyan. How many times do I have to tell you that?�

�Huh?�

�The minute I set foot on
the planet the onna was in trouble.� The smaller Saiyan said with a satisfied
grin. �The fusion only helped to finally move things along.�

Goku was thoroughly
confused.

�I don�t understand.� He
squeaked.

�How do I put this plainly?�
The Prince said leaning closer to the younger male, this prompting Goku to go
rigid with fear.

�You were mine from the
moment we set sights on each other.�

The Prince�s chestnut tail
curled around the wrist of his prophesized claim. He could see the change in
the younger�s eyes as the weight of the his last statement sunk in.

�Vegeta...I,� Goku sputtered
in frustration. �I�m�I just don�t know what to do.�

�Well a start would be
shutting your idiot mouth and��

Any further insults were
squelched from the Prince�s mouth by the crush that Goku had initiated between
those and his own. The first kiss was light and soft. Like two human children
who were experiencing this joyous act for the first time. Nice soft, sweet and
gentle, not Saiyan in the very least, but it was nice in its own special way.

Goku pulled away just as
quickly. His heart was pounding in his chest and face was blushing so badly he
thought that he�d pass out. He touched quivering fingers to his lips and dazed
tears threatened to spill from his eyes. He just sat there staring at the
Saiyan Prince (who was just staring back with raised brows) waiting for
something bad to happened.

�Oh�Vegeta�I�m�� The anxious
Saiyan sputtered.

It was like the air had been
knocked out of him when their lips met. Like an electric spark. He wasn�t sure
why he did; the only lame excuse he could think of was curiosity. Like when he
was a kid and first decided to leave with Bulma in search for the Dragon Balls.
Or maybe not something important like that. Maybe like the first time he took a
swim in the river and wanted to know how long he could hold his breath. That
had been fun but this was definitely better. Air didn�t matter that much
anyway. At this absolutely perfect moment he realized that nothing could ever
be better than this.

Vegeta might not have
noticed but Goku had been staring at the prince�s lips ever since he gotten
there. After those dreams, after everything that ChiChi had said. He�d begun to
wonder what they would feel like pressed against his. He had never thought
about kissing anybody, not even ChiChi and they had been married for years, and
definitely not kissing another man. But lately he just couldn�t stop thinking
about the difficult prince. From the way ChiChi went on about it, maybe that
wasn�t such a good thing. But he didn�t feel so bad about it; he just wished
that his wife hadn�t been so mean and loud about it.

Oddly enough, Vegeta didn�t
seem to mind. I mean he hadn�t even said anything�yet.

�Baka�tease.�

And before Goku could say
anything in response he felt the Prince�s gloved hand in the back of his head
and his mouth was invaded by the smaller Saiyan�s persistent tongue.

Well this was new. He and
ChiChi had never done this. It definitely didn�t feel wrong. In fact this way
was even better. The prince actually tasted pretty good. He hadn�t been
expecting that. Oh, this was definitely much better than sparring.

It was over way too soon.
Goku looked up disappointedly at his sweet smelling, great tasting prince, a
purr erupting from his throat. When had he ended up on his back?

�Ahhhum!�
Came a voice out of nowhere.

Goku nearly flipped Vegeta
over backwards in his hast to get upright. The prince growled in annoyance.

�What do you want, girl!�
Vegeta barked.

Yep, it was Kalika. He
should have known. She had an odd way lately of ruining all of his fun. Since
she�d gotten here she�d been taking all of the prince�s attention, his sparring time. She was even ruining
all of his perfectly good dreams. And now, just when he had finally found
something fun that he and Vegeta could do together besides sparring, here she
was�interrupting again.

She was standing there
dressed in nothing but a tank top and a pair of training shorts. She did have
very nice legs�No what the hell was he thinking! Vegeta�s legs were way better.
Unfortunately she was here holding that damned journal of hers that she�d been
using to get all of the Prince�s attention, frowning. Why the hell was she
frowning? He should be the one frowning. He was the one whose wife had just
left him. He was the one with the conflicting sexual feelings for another man.
He was the one who�s perfectly fun time with the Saiyan no Ouji had just gotten
ruined by a whore with bad timing!

�Uh�Hiyah Kalika.� Goku
choked out.

She just grinned in the wild
haired Saiyan�s direction.

�Bitch.�

�Sorry to interrupt, Goku��
The black haired girl smiled politely. �Why didn�t you tell me, you ass?!� She
said suddenly motioning to Vegeta.

To which the prince replied
with a large sigh.

�Fine�woman! You�re
pregnant! Now if you wouldn�t mind, Kakarot and I are busy.�

Goku had never seen Kalika�s
eyes get so big. And he wasn�t quite sure if he or the Hawaiian girl was more
surprised.

�That�that wasn�t what I was
talking about.� She squeaked.

�She�s pregnant?!� Goku
asked. �Gosh�I wonder why I didn�t notice.�

�Hormones.� The Prince
scoffed.

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Author�s Note:

Okay, I know�that was a tad
mean. But I was over the page count anyway. I also know that a few of you may
be a bit confused. What the hell was Kalika talking about then, huh? That will
be answered in the next chapter. Promise.

Oh, and there is some more
Cell too�and Gohan�and Trunks and Goten�and ChiChi and Bulma�and maybe even
Yamcha if I can fit him in.

Stop looking at me like
that�go on�review. :)
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