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Chapter 21
Newly Mated Saiyan Blues
Discliamer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z. Toriyama does. Atomique, Bohr, Fermi, and Dragon Womyn along with Cabernet are my fan characters, while Christine aka Black Widow belongs to Bulma the Babe. I don’t' get paid for this!
***
"You've GOT to be kidding me, right?" Atomique gasped as Buruma placed an AE suit and gleaming black armor on the bed.
"It wasn't MY idea. Bejita's got this whole custom that he wants you to undergo… since you're mated… married to one of his warriors. And believe me, I wish it was another way, but he's only going to be a major asshole if you don't…" Buruma apologized.
"I wished he'd TOLD me…"
"It's not something to freak about. Basically it's Saiyan tradition for a male to teach his mate how to fight if she's not able to. Since Son-kun taught you some moves, it won't be more than a formality. But he's going to insist that you pledge to serve him…"
"Serve HIM?" she gasped. "Holy shit, you're joking…"
"I'm not. Radditzu is a third class soldier, or rather he's a rising second class elite wanna be. I had to go t through the SAME thing to make Vegeta happy. He agreed to an earth wedding ONLY if I gave him the same regard. So I had to wear Saiyan armor, let him teach me how to fight basic Saiyan skills so I could prove myself WORTHY to be a Saiyan mate. But since I'm royalty it was not so crucial. But Bejita says the mate of a soldier must also be a fighter as well. You have to be the strongest you can… so that you're worthy of…"
"I figured as much," she muttered. "Great. So, who do I fight?"
"Radditzu presumably will be training you in the necessary skills. Then the two of you have to spar in front of Bejita and me in about a week, or till he's satisfied that you'll 'pass muster'. You're being indoctrinated as a third class scientist unfortunately…"
"So my military career doesn't mean squat," Atomique asked, unwrapping the towel from her hair. She started to comb it out. Unfortunately the brush got stuck in it, and almost broke in two with her attempts to pull it free.
Buruma walked over to help her untangle it. She grumbled, "Well that's what's keeping him from seeing you as a concubine or pleasure slave, or breeding partner. It's amazing he's even CONSIDERING giving you the honor of being like a warrior…"
Atomique managed to free her hair with Buruma's nimble fingers. She relented and tossed it down on the bedside table. She said, "Thanks, I understand. If it means so much to him, I'll do it. I owe him something for caring for my kids… and this will keep him off my ass. I'd rather be allies then enemies with him," said Atomique.
"I think you're smarter off. Besides, your buddy Jeannie demands trial by combat and she's bugging him that you're not a fit parent…" said Buruma.
"She wouldn't DARE!" exclaimed Atomique. Her eyes flared bright purple momentarily, startling Buruma. With a squeal she leapt back, seeing Atomique's hair standing on end. Purple chikara crackled in an aura about her.
"Hey, calm DOWN!" Buruma yelled sharply, putting on her best Mom from hell voice to get her attention. "Don't use ki in the house!!! Got it?"
"I… I'm sorry…" stammered Atomique, letting her hair drop to its usual state. Purple chikara faded to nothingness. However a wild look remained in her dark eyes. Dark brown hair remained puffed out and wild from the static electricity.
Buruma went over and sat down on the bed. She patted the place next to her, indicating her friend should sit down. Reluctantly Atomique did, feeling shamed for losing her cool so easily. "That's better. That's why if you become a Third Class warrior and get training as a Saiyan, then Saiyan law applies and you're protected by Bejita's honor. Jeannie can't touch you if you're officially serving HIM like she is. So it strengthens your position. Normally since we're on EARTH this wouldn't matter, but because he's a prince, and you're both in this… situation…"
Atomique rested her chin in her hands, propping her elbows on her knees. She sighed, "I know Buruma. I became a mate with Radditzu, and I have to uphold his traditions if it will keep my children safe. He promised to care for them, so that means I gotta do this as my part."
Buruma got up, then pointed to the AE spandex neatly folded, under the flexible heavy armor sitting underneath. "Well, the first phase is just having you go down and interact with the other warriors while Bejita and me take our time coming down. He wants to see how well you hold up around the other Saiyans. Plus Radditzu is anxious to see you in uniform…" she added with a wink.
"Hmm, that's incentive," said Atomique quietly.
"Be right back, while you get it on," said Buruma.
***
Minutes later, Buruma returned, and saw her friend step out. Wearing the boots and wrist guards alone, she had struggled with the hip guards and skirt pieces that flanked her backside, front and hips. All that remained was the heavy breastplate. Yet Atomique blinked when she saw Buruma wearing armor much in the fashion of Vegeta's. Except it curved around her chest and the front was partly open to show a small bit of cleavage. Her arms were covered, but her hair was swept up in a silver headband.
"It's ceremonial," said Buruma. She fastened a long blue cloak around her shoulders, pulling arm length white gloves up her arms. Tall boots reached mid thigh and had a slight heel to give her a more feminine look.
"I'll help you with the armor… it's not like Bejita's… as you'll see… but its one size fits all…" said Buruma, as she slid the chest piece over her head. Boots fitted her feet, massive and bulking her up, while she tugged on gauntlet wrist guards. In every way the armor was identical to Nappa and Radditzu's, except fitted for a female. Rather than let her legs be bare, Buruma had insisted on the AE black spandex.
"Okay, let me see…" said Buruma. "That should do it. And even though I bitched, he insisted you use a scouter… since you're not a ki sensing expert…"
"These toys seem quite interesting," said Atomique, reaching for the small earphone with the attached pink lens. She let Buruma help fit it onto her head and explain its usage.
"It has a Trans galactic link. They use them for communication and translation, and for sensing energies. It will help you learn how. Unless Son-kun…"
"It's not very easy for me," said Atomique. "So… now we're dressed, what's the next step?"
"Well, I take you down to the training room, and there's a formal 'dedication'. Then they start you training. I'm afraid that pain in the ass Nappa's gonna be lording over both of you, and Christine's gonna be there as well. Plus, Nappa has a strange surprise…"
"What?"
"Seems that on his little mission with Jeannie, they found Nappa's mate was alive…"
"Nappa has a MATE?" asked Atomique.
"Yes, a real live full blooded female Saiyan. She's going to be there as well. Talk about the monkey bitch queen…" Buruma chuckled. "But that keeps Nappa from sniffing around everyone ELSE like a dog in heat…"
"What's her name?"
"Cabernet," said Buruma with a giggle. "She's a second class explorer guard. Apparently she'd been a prisoner of the Destroyers. But she'd managed to get away when she suspected Nappa was alive. Frieza had told him in your universe that she was killed. But she's alive. Vegeta's just thrilled to have a female Saiyan warrior... and he's already insisting the two of them get busy..."
"Good grief…" groaned Atomique.
"Hey, at least you're not the only female now…"
"I'm the only ningen besides you, and Black Widow… if you count her as human. Because she's been transformed by her talisman into the invincible being you see…" said Atomique.
"Yes. Seems that her body's molecular structure, hers and Jeannie are denser. They resemble Saiyans in some ways, but are still human. Except Jeannie's actually taken on Draconian characteristics… she's this close to being like a dinosaur… a sentient one…" shivered Buruma.
"She's not the only one… changing," said Atomique quietly.
"Just to warn you, Saiyans are ruthless and cold blooded killers, I'll be up front. Their customs seem barbaric to me, but I love Bejita and I had to accept that part of him…" said Buruma.
"I don't expect him to change, because he can't. I mean I know he's a predator, and he kills," said Atomique. "But so have I. I was a State Alchemist and we had to KILL with our powers…"
"WHAT?" shivered Buruma.
"I'm a killer just like they are," said Atomique. "So it's inevitable."
"Wait a MINUTE… you're NOT like them!"
"I am. We were told to kill the Ishballans. I was FORCED to kill, and I found that if I didn't, I would die," said Atomique shivering.
"Oh Hon I didn't know…"
"Yes, you see, I’m not innocent," said Atomique. "I'm not the woman I once was. I've had to kill to survive, and protect my children. I want vengeance, God help me. And in some ways… it felt good to see those Destroyers die. It scares me…"
"C'mere," Buruma said, reaching out her arms. She hugged Atomique tightly, squeezing her as she rubbed her back.
"That's something I haven't told Son Goku. One of the reasons I knew that it wasn't right to consider being with him. Perhaps that's why Paul rejected me. He saw me use my powers to destroy and kill. I suffocated destroyers, and Ishballans. I killed in self defense, but then I had to kill because I was… am a soldier…"
"In self defense…"
"And in offense. Kill or be killed Buruma… I… belong with them. They are killers, and I am too. Fitting…"
"Don't lump yourself in with them…" Buruma shivered.
"It would be far better for her if she did," Bejita said, standing there with folded arms. He looked at Atomique with a strange respect.
"Your Majesty?" asked Atomique.
"I see you've accepted the challenge. Good. And I had not realized you had experience in making kills…" said Bejita. "You should have told me…"
"I didn't just do feel good stuff as a state alchemist. We put down a rebellion… and used whatever force was necessary to do our job," said Atomique.
"The qualities humans are repulsed by will serve you well," Bejita said, pushing Buruma aside. "I see that you have let go of your squeamish nature. It will only make the transition easier for what I'll expect…"
"I know," said Atomique. "I did it in self defense…"
"That's a weak ningen excuse. I know that you're a soldier. Albeit a weak trained one, but I see now that you have what it takes. Don't disappoint me, woman," said Bejita quietly.
"What's all this about? Training me?"
"You'll see. But don’t get a swelled head. Just because I have some new appreciation for your potential doesn't mean that I'll let you off the hook. Don't be squeamish. Remember that military training you received on that other world. And don't use that ridiculous transmutation. You're going to learn to fight as a Saiyan warrior… just as your two friends."
"Terrific," she grumbled. Black Widow opened the door, seeing her friend wearing the third class armor. It shocked her to behold the transformation of alchemist into a Saiyan trainee. Quietly she strode up and inclined her head to Bejita.
"Reporting for duty, Sire. She's ready, I see…"
"Yes. Now Atomique, enter and prepare yourself. I shall expect quick progress," said Bejita. "You are dismissed… report with Black Widow to the training facility."
She mumbled as Christine exited, and motioned her along. Bejita watched the two females leave, and smirked. Buruma bit her lip, feeling sick to her stomach. A cold chill ran down her spine, but she soon felt anger flush through her when Bejita turned to look at her.
"What is your problem, woman?" he snorted.
"You insensitive ass! She didn't WANT to be a soldier and you're glorifying everything she had to do out of necessity!"
"Don't be stupid! She wanted to be a strong fighter, she should have told us of her background. It will make it all the easier to adjust…"
"But why make her a warrior? She's a mom of two kids!"
"She'll never be able to escape her past. Not with Dragon Womyn demanding satisfaction. Either she fights as a peer or is forever a weakling victim that I must waste my time with. Since Radditzu has taken her as a mate, she must be a strong warrior. I will not permit any weaklings to mate with my warriors."
"But you're not conquering a galaxy!"
"I'm defending this planet," said Bejita coldly. "Don't question my motives woman… unless you are against me."
"No. I know we've got to do what we have to do. But we're not going to purge and sell planets…"
"The days of that are over," said Bejita. "We must survive, and become strong so that we won't become extinct. I had never anticipated the reality that enough Saiyans survived to create a nucleus from which to regenerate the race… so that means we'll attract enemies. And I refuse to roll over and be sentimental like these Z senshi losers. Not when the Destroyers exist to mock me."
"I hope you know what you're doing, Bejita… I love you and trust you, but don't kill my friends… or make me do anything to…"
"They will not die by my hand, but by their own stupidity," Bejita snorted. "When they see that being squeamish and tolerant will only bring more destruction. We must fight as Saiyans, not ningen. For that's the only way to triumph against them. As you saw…"
"The Z fighters aren't thrilled…"
"It's none of their affair. If they leave me alone, and stay out of my way, I have no argument against them." Said Bejita.
"Just be careful… Piccolo and Son Goku are watching…"
"I know, woman. Now are you going to accompany me like a true Princess of the Royal line, or as a mere concubine? Are you my equal, or my subservient?" he asked.
"Your equal," said Buruma. "I'm in this to the end…"
"Very well… I thought you'd see sense," said Bejita, holding his arm out to let her put hers through it.
***
Nappa strode into the large workout facility, glancing around at the others assembled. He was amazed to know that one he once presumed dead was alive. But in front of the others he would show no weakness. As she entered from the other side, her long black Mohawk spilled down her back. A slight scar covered one eye, which was still very much intact. Several triple scars were on her bare thigh, and on her upper arm, giving her that hard-bitten look that was attractive to Saiyan males. A female with battle scars was considered strong mate material.
"You big fat bastard, took you long enough to get your act together," Cabernet smirked as she strode in with Jeannie behind her.
"Just why I went after a bitch like you is beyond me," he grinned back.
"Because you don't have the brains without me, fool," Cabernet quipped.
"Is this typical?" Jeannie mumbled to Christine, who entered from the side. Atomique moved over and stood back a ways. Radditzu strode out, and moved over to stand near her, his eyes widening discernibly at the sight of her in armor.
"Yeah, it's typical, Dragon Womyn," Cabernet said. Jeannie cursed because she forgot Saiyan hearing was so acute.
"Cute," said Dragon Womyn.
"You shouldn't knock it till you try it," said Cabernet with a leer. "So, where's the fresh meat?"
"Over here," said Black Widow. "You already know Jeannie, but this is… Atomique…"
"A third class," said Jeannie, blinking at the color of her armor.
"That's obvious, isn't it?" Nappa snorted.
"Radditzu you hairy slug, you finally found a mate, did you?" Cabernet laughed. "About damn time you got nailed. So, you some kind of ningen from this world, Atomique?"
"Not from this world," said Atomique with a rueful smile, looking Nappa's mate right in the eyes. She didn't avert her gaze, much to Radditzu's pride.
"She's from a parallel universe if it's any of your affair," said Radditzu with a scornful glare.
"Sheesh, these guys give cranky a whole new meaning," Jeannie whispered. "I think Tomique's in for a rude awakening…"
"What the hell is going on?" asked Jeannie quietly, talking to Christine.
"What do you mean? Surely you were briefed!" Christine answered.
"She smells… like the monkey house at the zoo. What the hell is wrong? And her chikara isn't normal…" said Jeannie quietly.
"Come to think of it her chikara IS different, but I figured it was because she mated with a Saiyan… you know Buruma's chikara isn't much, but she has primarily a Saiyan ki overtop her human one…" said Christine.
"But this one is the same amplitude as her chikara, but it's as if it's half Saiyan, half ningen…" said Jeannie. "She's deliberately masking her ki and making it appear Saiyan to piss me off!"
"So? It's probably a side effect of mating. And she is an alchemist…"
"That's what makes me wonder. She smells like Radditzu, but there's a change in her scent. And she looks a bit bitchy…"
"After the way you're treating her she's every right to be bitchy," said Christine angrily.
"Go ahead and take her side…" snorted Jeannie.
"Jeannie there IS no side!"
"There is to me. Not till we settle this…" said Jeannie.
"Give it a REST, will you?" Christine hissed.
"What was that?" Radditzu asked. "Are you talking about my mate. With all due respect…"
"You're not half bad. Too bad you're a ningen, for a minute there I thought you were one of us," said Cabernet.
"They don't issue the tails in the army do they?" Atomique asked, hoping she wouldn't get kicked for that comment.
"Nope, you're born with them, except there are some cases where…" Cabernet trailed off, then blinked at Radditzu.
"What?" asked Nappa. "What's up your ass?"
"Not you at the moment," said Cabernet with a wink.
"What… is she talking about?" asked Atomique as she glanced nervously up at her new mate.
"I shall explain later. But do not concern yourself. You perhaps smell as a Saiyan because you are newly mated… after all, it is only fitting that they know whom you belong to," he whispered, lips near her ear.
"Something reeks," she mumbled, holding her nose. "Are you SURE these guys bathe?"
"Nappa is questionable," said Cabernet.
"You smell something?" Nappa blinked, looking at her in surprise. "I thought it was this smelly third class…"
"Bite me," Radditzu snorted. "If I were you I'd pay attention because the Prince is entering…"
"Look sharp," said Cabernet, giving Atomique a serious look. "Keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open, and he won't get too pissed. I know you're a newbie, so just do what your mate says…"
"She knows that already," Radditzu snorted.
***
Inside the hyper gravity room, four warriors sparred with Saibamen. Although Buruma and the Z fighters hated their presence, Bejita assured them that these models would only prove hostile during training. Nappa had a supply of them he had brought from the other dimension, and Bejita hastily confiscated them to cultivate his own strain for training.
Now, sans Jeannie, Christine and Nappa fought through a zone of Saibamen in the middle of the room. The objective was for one team member to cross to the other's and capture their banner. A variation of Capture the flag, but with more dire consequences. Ki moves were necessary to keep the Saibamen at bay. Jeannie and Nappa's mate Cabernet watched from the sidelines in the training center room, which she jokingly called the Danger Room. Bejita sat next to her, grunting in disapproval at his warriors progress or lack of it. So far, only Christine had shown any improvement worth his notice.
Two Saibamen landed on either side of Black widow. She grinned, throwing back her hand, which glowed. A long thin stream of ki drew out and snaked forwards when she shouted, "Backlash!" Wrapping around the Saibaman before her, she tugged back slightly. Chikara drained through her leash into her body, causing her own ki to raise considerably. Once she had drained it mostly dry, she held up her hand and directed the blast towards the one sneaking up behind her, and the target. Instantly they disintegrated.
"Good, you're getting better with that move," Bejita barked over her scouter. "Now Nappa…"
"Fancy moves don't mean shit, girlie," Nappa laughed, flicking his finger upwards. Three Saibamen sizzled in the arching crackles of lightening surging over his massive form. Easily he punched two out of the way, then sent the third hurtling towards her.
"Draining web!" she called, weaving chikara into a long net. She threw it over the Saibamen, sucking them dry. Raising her other hand she hurled the energy towards Nappa. He flipped overhead, and then aimed a punch. Red Chikara snared him, and she swung him by the solidified strand in a circle like a slingshot. Nappa however caught hold of the end in mid swing, and snapped his wrists, sending Christine flying towards the wall.
She crashed against it, making a huge dent. Fortunately she was not badly phased because she managed to divert a ball tossed to her by Nappa. He grinned, and then landed in an acid shower when the nearest Saibaman split his head open.
"Shit, I hate that," Nappa spluttered. His armor held, but his skin stung from dozens of little welts. Angrily he flicked his finger, causing the offender to explode.
"Look sharp!" Christine yelled to Atomique. The alchemist saw the head of the Saibaman nearest her split. Lifting her hand she generated a shield to ward it off. Then she laughed, hurling a small ki ball to land against the next.
"Stop wasting your energy forming solid matter and just use it to fight!" Bejita yelled at her.
"But I'm doing fine!"
"Don't argue, fool," Radditzu snapped at her. "Do as he says!"
"Stupid pain in the ass," she mumbled, levitating just in time before a Saibaman swung a punch. Flipping over she landed a punch from a gauntlet fist, then cocooned him in a length of plastic.
"She's relying on those damn transmutation powers again," Jeannie mumbled.
"Atomique, heads up!" barked Radditzu. She had been so caught up in trussing up another that she had her back to another Saibmaman. Grunting, Radditzu hurled a low-grade ki blast and knocked it out of the way. She yelped, rolling over in the explosion. Green slime covered her armor.
"Eww!" she gagged, covered in disintegrated Saibaman goo.
"She's hopeless, how can you even think that she'd make a decent warrior," Jeannie mumbled.
"Are you questioning me, girl?" Bejita snapped.
"No sire, I'm questioning the rationale in trying to get her to even learn Saiyan techniques with the rest of us…"
"Don't dare do so in my presence again. I'm in charge, you aren't. Remember your place, or else!" Bejita yelled at her. Jeannie sullenly shut up.
"What have we here?" Nappa teased. He reached down to try and scoop her up, but she hastily kicked him in the face. Unfortunately for her, he picked her up by her ankle and swung her around. While he wasn't really going to hurt her, Radditzu growled under his breath.
"Are you going to let him get away with that?" Christine called.
"Fight back!" Bejita yelled.
"Let GO you jerk!" she yelled, wildly throwing a ki blast point blank into Nappa's face. He let go, and she spun out of control, crashing to the floor. Shaking her head, she struggled to stand, but her body felt like it was made of lead. Energy crackled around his form, and she threw up her hand, forming a dome of solid polymer to block it.
"No, don't use your transmutation powers fool!" Bejita yelled. Plastic melted and vaporized under Nappa's ki, forming a mist that caused her to choke and cough. Radditzu punched Nappa aside, and dove to grab his mate up and carry her to safety.
"Shit, you overdid it, you stupid baboon!" Christine yelled at Nappa.
"I wasn't the fool who didn't use ki. And Radditzu saved her ass, so why are you bitching at me?" Nappa asked, wiping a trail of blood away.
"You're USELESS the lot of you!" Bejita yelled. "Clean up this shit and get out of my sight! Eat some lunch damn it! We'll start this all over again tonight. Unless I see some improvement, its back to basic training!"
"Nice going, you twerps," Jeannie looked down at them.
"Shut up, you stupid bitch," Radditzu mumbled, finally releasing his breath.
"Thinks she's hot shit cause she's the Prince's favorite, huh?" Nappa whispered to him. "Never mind we were vaporizing planets before she was even whelped…"
"Tomique, you okay?"
"I'll live," she coughed.
"That was stupid, female, can't you listen to a few simple orders?" Nappa asked. "You wouldn't have choked if you'd used a simple ki shield…"
"Force of habit," she shrugged.
"You did manage to damage Nappa's pride," said Radditzu. "But you have to stop falling back on transmutation. Saiyan ki is far too high a temperature for it to be of any use…"
"I'm only doing this cause your prince ordered me to," she snapped. "Put me down, you lummox, I'm perfectly capable of walking…"
"As you wish, but don't bitch to me if you pass out," Radditzu grumbled, setting her down.
"Excuse me, I need something to drink…" she muttered. "It's stuffy as hell with some people in here…"
"Don't let that female bother you. You're doing well… for a ningen," Nappa laughed, slapping her on the back and almost knocking her over.
"Hands off my mate, you idiotic fool," Radditzu bared his teeth.
"MEN!" she growled. "I've had enough of this for one day. Can I be excused, your Majesty?"
"By all means leave and practice your drills, female. You'll have to do much better before you move on," Bejita said. "And you'd BEST listen to your mate when he gives you an order… he won't always be there to save your ass…"
"Thank you," she said, and inclined her head. Mumbling she didn't bother to wait for anyone as she stormed out. Radditzu followed, glaring at everyone.
"Ouch," mumbled Christine, edging close to where Nappa stood shaking his head.
"You're not shitting me. Double ouch," Nappa mumbled. "That's really stupid of her not to listen to him…"
"Now wait a minute…"
"I'm worried about those two," said Nappa. "Maybe you'd better talk to your friend while I talk to Radditzu…"
"You mean that you're actually CONCERNED about him?" Christine asked.
"Yeah, go figure…"
"Meet me after practice at the pool hall. We need to talk about this," said Christine.
"Will do. Later," said Nappa, saluting her. She took off after her friend, leaving the Saiyan male to join his friend in the locker room. Radditzu heaved up and down with anger, while Bejita exited with Jeannie.
***
Ever since Radditzu had chosen a new mate, the group dynamics changed for the better. Or so Nappa thought at first. Unfortunately, as he came to find one particular day, a lover's spat was inevitable. Often Nappa was the recipient of Radditzu's griping sessions, and the subject of mating advice was an all too familiar topic.
"What's your deal, Radditzu? Why can't you get that mate of yours to listen?" Nappa growled at him, as they entered the locker room.
"Chikusa, nothing!" Radditzu snapped back, rolling to his feet. "Mind your own business!"
"Something's crawled up your ass, and it's my job to figure out what, or else I'm gonna pound it out of you, jerkface!" Nappa glared at him. "Your concentration's gone to hell… I wanna know why!"
"Stupid stubborn ningen bitches!" Radditzu growled. He whirled around on Nappa, eyes blazing with anger.
"Oh, you an the missus having a quarrel? Is THAT it?" Nappa laughed.
"Shut up!" Radditzu exploded. "Just because you found YOUR mate alive with Dragon Womyn's help on that last Destroyer raid you think you're so fucking lucky!"
"I am. It's obvious. She's cut you off, and you're so randy because you need a good fuck… right?" said Nappa.
"Why do you have to know everything about females, dammit?" Radditzu glared at him.
"Because dummy, I've been mated before, and you haven't. And since I’m the oldest and most experienced Saiyan here… it's my job to get your ass straightened out with the female. So, lay it on me. What's she bitching about? Sex not good enough?"
"That's NOT the problem," Radditzu snorted, grabbing a towel and dabbing sweat off his face. "That baka female is going to be the END of me!"
"Oh, so you are cranky cause she's pissy and won't put out?"
"If you must know, yes, now are you happy?" Radditzu bellowed, tearing off his armored vest and throwing it down. He tugged off his wrist gaurds and added them to the pile.
"Are you shitting me? If you mate's cranky, then you're an even bigger pain in the ass, and I have to work with your bullshit. So stop pissing and moaning and tell me what the hell is going on so I can fix it and we can get back to our jobs!" Nappa snorted. He removed the upper part of his armor as well, and grabbed the soap and towels stacked nearby.
"She refuses to share my habitation," he glared back. Radditzu stormed off into the nearest shower stall, carrying a set of folded towels and a bar of soap with him.
"WHAT?" Nappa's voice echoed from the shower stall next to him. Steam filled the air as both males turned the water on full blast.
"She won't move in with me," said Radditzu. He shoved his head under the nozzle, inundating it so it saturated his thick hair. Soap stung his eyes while he lathered up his hands and washcloth.
"That's fucked up! Why not?" Nappa asked, cleaning himself of the stink and grime of workout.
"She wants to continue living in my brother's home… and insists I stay there as well. When she knows perfectly well it's Saiyan custom for the female to move into her mate's quarters!" Radditzu completed, squeezing shampoo through his hair angrily.
"Well she's a ningen, and maybe she's not bright enough to remember…" Nappa chuffed. Angrily Radditzu hurled the bar of soap over the shower stall. A frustrated grunt in Saiyanese answered him.
"Son of a bitch, what is your deal?" Nappa growled.
"She's a genius, you imbecile!" Radditzu hollered at the wall. "And don't you DARE think otherwise…"
"Yeah, she's a genius, but when it comes to mating matters, females are stupid and need the men to show them the rules," Nappa laughed.
"Fine. What is your solution?" Radditzu huffed, rinsing himself clean. He turned off the water, and stepped out of the shower. Snagging a towel, he wrapped it around his waist, and flared his ki to dry himself instead of bothering with the drying cloths.
"Lay down the law. Tell her…" Nappa answered. A similar flare of ki sizzled, casting a white light through the cracks in the tile.
"Tried it. She told me that I could stay where I wanted but that she wasn't moving till I apologized," said Radditzu sourly. He stepped out of the shower; a towel girded about his hips, held in place by his tail wrapped around his waist. Nappa already strode out of his stall, opening one of the lockers. He fished out a huge wifebeater shirt; boxers and a pair of custom made jeans.
"Then drag her here kicking and screaming if you have to, and fuck her brains out, and show her what she's missing, dummy," Nappa said. "Make her regret cutting you off."
"If I do that, the Z fighters will make a nuisance and I might never see my mate again!" Radditzu snarled. A T-shirt hit him in the face as Nappa threw it towards him.
"Huh, well then get the Prince to command her to stay…" Nappa said, tugging on the jeans and zipping them up.
"She doesn't respect his authority enough…" Radditzu lamented. He twisted his long shaggy mane into a ponytail and fastened it at the nape of his neck. Sitting down he yanked on the pair of jeans that he pulled out of the locker.
"Well you did tell her she'd have to learn Saiyan culture and skills, right?" Nappa shrugged. He tugged on the reinforced Wolverine steel-toed boots that were the only things capable of accommodating his hard violent steps.
"Yes…" Radditzu admitted. He stamped down on the floor to seat his feet in the pair of Harley boots with the straps overtop the arches of his feet.
"Have you forgotten that since she's a ningen, she needs to swear allegiance to the Prince, and become a warrior? And in so doing, it's your responsibility to train her in what she needs to know?"
"There were so few of us who took non Saiyan mates," Radditzu said. He reached for a matching leather jacket to add to his simple white t shirt and jeans ensemble. Nappa tugged on a button up shirt with long vertical stripes, leaving it unbuttoned. Curling their tails around their waists, they both walked out of the locker room in their civilian threads.
"It was only in case we ran out of females and had no choice," Nappa snorted. "And had no incubators in which to raise our offspring before shipping them off world. So either way, she needs to get her ass HERE so you can complete the official mating ceremony…"
"Royal validation," nodded Radditzu. "But what if she refuses me?"
"She'd better not, if she knows what's best," Nappa said angrily. "If she doesn't, you're within your rights to kill her…"
Radditzu's eyes widened in horror, before his face crumpled with anger. He snarled, "I cannot, and will not resort to that step!"
"Well then, I suggest you calm down, take a break, and leave this to me. I've got a few ideas that might work to get her to respect you… so leave it to your old buddy Nappa…"
"I'm doomed," though Radditzu glumly. He grunted at Nappa's slugging his back.
"Later. Unless you want to join us for that ningen game with the balls and the sticks…"
"No thank you. I'm going to visit my brother. Perhaps he can… give me advice regarding females, as he has just reconciled with his mate…"
"Kakkarot? Well good luck with that!"
"He's more accustomed to ningen customs, so it's only logical. My brother may seem like a dimwit in SOME areas, but in others he's quite adequate," said Radditzu in defense of his brother. Nappa laughed and both friends parted company.
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