House of Vegeta

A/U

House of Vegeta: Silly Moments pt.19

Kakarot walked through the castle in confusion. _Who'd I leave the
chibis with?_

In panic he realized he didn't remember. Agitated, he ran through the
castle, banging on guest doors. Various dignitaries and ambassadors
poked their heads out in confusion, wondering what all the excitement
was about. They muttered, shaking their heads sadly.

"Heard about this one..."

"Isn't that the oujian?"

"Boy's a luni with a loose nut..."

"Can't sleep with all this noise..."

"How undignified for a royal!"

"A disgraceful display..."

Kakarot paused near the fifth corridor. "Where the hell are they?"
looking about, he snapped his fingers.

"Got it...if Vegeta doesn't have them, then they must be with
pandrae!"

The tall saiyan bounded like a shot down another corridor.

****

Bardock yawned, sleepily looking out the chamber window. He'd lain in
bed countless hours, enjoying rare down time at his disposal. Liquid
eyes roamed his royal mate in appreciation. The dark, chiseled
features were relaxed in sleep. There was a huge bulge at the Ou's
middle. Bardock was familiar with the appearance.

_Hn, it always meant another chibi...it's a wonder we didn't have an
even dozen..._

Ignoring loud snores, Bardock flopped over his mate, throwing a well
muscled arm around the fat middle. Seconds later he was out.

****

Meanwhile, his youngest son continued his strange search for the
chibis. Kakarot nearly ran into Vegeta near the royal dining
hall...literally.

"Kakarot!!"

"Vegeta!!" he barely avoided colliding with his mate. The ouji had
clearly been awakened by all the commotion. The thick sweep of red
black hair stood disheveled and wild over a silver satin robe that
cascaded to the floor. A matching tail lashed in irritation.

"Have you gone completely insane? Our guests are complaining about
your antics-"

"Never mind that. Where are the babies?!"

Vegeta's eyes were wide now. "What do you mean? You had them last!!"

Kakarot grabbed his hair. "SHIMATTA!! I can't remember where I put
them!!"

"FOOL!!"

"Now wait, let's just calm down and think-"

"I think I'll just kill my mate for losing our babies!!" Vegeta
balled his fists. "You asshole!!"

Kakarot dragged him down a hallway. "Dammit, we've got to find them!"

****

They searched the castle completely. Everyone was questioned, to no
avail. The ouijan felt a sense of panic at not knowing.

"Someone must have seen them!!" Vegeta paced in wild circles, tail
puffed like a hairbrush. Kakarot walked erratically also, his tail
likewise stiff and bristled. Vegeta shook him.

"THINK, YOU MORON...WHERE'D YOU LAST HAVE THEM??"

Kakarot stammered. "I was going to see if our pandrae had seen them-"

Vegeta snatched his arm. "Let's go!!"

****

Strangely enough, their fathers were quite calm. Vegeta didn't
understand it.

"The babies are lost, I tell you!!"

The Ou yawned. "Stop yelling, boy. We aren't deaf."

"Your attitude stinks! Don't you even care??"

Bardock stretched, shrugged. "I guess. Look, the babies will show up."

"What the hell is wrong with you two?!" Kakarot demanded.

The Ou pointed past their chambers. "Go that way...I heard the babies
were riding on a small slargg."

Vegeta let loose a stream of curses. "What kind of bullshit-"

"Come on, these two are no help!!" Kakarot grabbed his mate as they
ran down another corridor...

Hands were shaking him. "Kakarot. Kakarot! Wake up!!"

"Ai??" the tall saiyan jolted up in bed. Vegeta glowered at him.

"You were having a bad dream."

"Vegeta?" velvet eyes opened slowly to see his concerned mate. The
handsome, swarthy features were shaded in deep candlelight. Spicy
skin tickled his nose.

A slow grin. "Ve...ge...ta..." Kakarot grabbed his mate, kissing him
feverishly. Eventually the ouji managed to wiggle free.

"For Kami's sake, stop trying to eat me whole!" the deep voice
teased. "What's wrong with you, anyway?"

Kakarot looked about wildly. "The chibis!!"

"Hn?"

"Dammit, Vegeta, they're gone!!" he grabbed a warmer than human hand.

"But Kakarot-"

"Come on, let's go find them!!" he dragged his mate from bed. Vegeta
stumbled as he grabbed a robe.

"I know where they are, you goofball!!"

****

His protests were ignored. Vegeta rolled his eyes as his mate banged
on the huge brass doors leading to the Ou's private chambers.

"Kakarot, what are you doing? Father isn't going to appreciate this!"

A pair of burly guards rumbled their way. "HOLD. What means this
commotion?"

Vegeta waved them off. "There's no problem. This is a private family
matter."

They lifted their stun poles. "As you command, ouji" they returned to
nearby posts. Kakarot glared at them briefly before resuming.

Vegeta covered his ears as heavy fists hammered the doors once again.

"You're really asking for it, Kakarot-"

Kakarot raised his fist for another blow when the doors suddenly
opened. Bardock glared at his son in open hostility. The blue black
mop was sticking everywhere. A maroon robe hung loosely from broad
shoulders.

"What's your problem, asshole?!"

Vegeta covered his mouth to keep from laughing. Kakarot flushed.

"Eventide, father...I was just wondering if you knew where the babies
where?"

"Do you know where your brains are? What kind of question is that!"

"I...ah...we seem to have lost them..."

Bardock stared at him before glancing at Vegeta.

"What's wrong with him?"

The ouji coughed, grinning. "He had a bad dream. I can't convince him
Nuru and Tezar are fine."

"Go inside, loon" Bardock pointed in irritation. "Then let decent
people sleep!"

"Hai, father!" Kakarot brightened, flashing past. Bardock frowned at
Vegeta. The ouji shrugged.

"Well I tried to tell him!"

****

The Ou was still snoring, asleep on his back. The others entered the
chamber quietly.

"I still don't see them!!" Kakarot bellowed.

Bardock pointed. "Shut the damn noise up, boy. Use your eyes, for
Kami's sake!"

Curious, both Kakarot and Vegeta approached the sleeping Ou. Eyes
widened at the huge bulge under his robe at the middle.

"What in the world?" Vegeta blinked. "Father's fat?"

"Hardly" Bardock replied.

Kakarot was brazen, as usual. "Hey, wait a minute..." he pulled open
the sash at the king's waist. Underneath his robe were two fat little
faces. Shiny black eyes blinked open as tiny tongues poked out,
clicking.

The parents laughed. "Now that's priceless!" Vegeta cracked up.

Kakarot grinned. "That's cute, they're all snuggled up...but how are
they staying in place?"

Bardock chuckled. "Vegeta's wearing a papoose...the chibis wouldn't
let us put them down, so he carried them in a pouch. When we went to
bed he just turned it around and they fell asleep right on his
stomach. It was my idea that he wear his robe for a blanket."

"A good one, I'd say" the ouji agreed. "Nuru and Tezar keep still
when they're warm."

"Are you satisfied, Kakarot?"

"Hai, father...I just want to say goodnight" he kissed the tender
faces. Tiny throats burst into happy purrs. Vegeta stroked the thick
little mops lovingly.

Bardock pointed at the door again. "Now beat it, both of you. The
chibis need sleep, and so do I!"

Kakarot smiled sheepishly, hooking Vegeta's arm. "Hai. Come on, koi."

Vegeta looked into his eyes warmly. "Who needs sleep, hn?"

Bardock shoved them out. "Take this somewhere else!"

****

The Ou slept soundly through the entire visit. Dark eyes opened
blearily as Bardock curled next to him once more, pulling blankets
around them both.

"Bardock...what went on here? I have the strangest sense our children
were nearby."

"They were. Our loon thought he'd lost the chibis."

The Ou blinked. "Say what?"

"You heard me. Vegeta said Kakarot had a bad dream about losing the
babies somewhere. He wasn't convinced until he saw them."

The Ou laughed softly. "He didn't leave any more guards unconscious,
did he?"

"Not this time" Bardock smiled at Nuru and Tezar, nestled cozy and
warm in their pouch.

"Sleeping beauties" he ran fingers through soft hair.

"Hai" the Ou sighed in blissful content. "But then they should
be...they come from good bones!" he winked at his mate.

Bardock cuffed his Ou playfully. "Go to sleep already!"

****

The parents found another activity to keep themselves busy. Vegeta
and Kakarot swapped sloppy kisses in the afterglow of loving.
Glistening bronzed bodies twined in soft candlelight, wrapped in
animal furs.

"Trashy, horny fool" Vegeta purred in bliss.

Kakarot nipped his ear. "Raunchy, rag ass ovee..."

They continued their tender insults. Vegeta chided his mate.

"I warned you not to eat pickled harta livers in hot sauce. They
always give you nightmares!"

"Can I help it if I like spicy food?"

THE END